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Yes, yes, yes.
It's not even a special edition.
Yes, yes, that's right.
After all, this "kotobuki" is called "celebration", isn't it?
Ah, that's right.
This person must do it, too.
That's right.
It's like this.
Yes, yes.
Last week at the meeting seat, from the time that story came out, I suddenly stopped talking.
One point, three points.
It was a reaction that can only be said.
I see.
Let's welcome him!
Thank you!
Your achievements so far...
Ah, I see, I see.
Right now, Kogoriko's "Tanagawa" is in the top of the charts.
Thank you!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
And you, Kousei writer.
Yes.
Today you are also a Kousei writer, right?
Yes.
No, no, no.
It's high, isn't it?
The person who must work the hardest behind the scenes...
That's right.
...is Koukei.
I don't think there's anyone like you.
Of course there isn't!
Well, you're right.
Right now, you're very lucky.
That's right, that's right.
I'm really, really desperate.
I don't know what's funny about it.
Everyone has a funny face.
It's funny.
But I don't know what's funny about it.
I don't know what's funny about it.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's necessary, isn't it?
But if you meet the chairman...
No, no! If you meet the chairman...
Why do you say that?
I don't know why you say that.
If you don't like it, you don't like it.
To be honest, I've been bored of it for two years.
I'd like you to get married.
Get married!
Come on!
Come on, let's do it.
Let's do it quickly.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
Good, good, good.
Can I take this home?
You've done it anyway.
It's similar in the first half, but it's not similar in the second half.
It's not similar at all.
It would have been funny if it was replayed.
It's cute.
Yeah.
It's too raw.
Yeah, you can't do it on TV.
I'm tired.
Oh, it's cold.
Oh, it's getting cold.
Will I be able to get out of the kibasen?
Maybe I shouldn't use the kibasen.
Oh, it's bothering me.
Let's get out of here.
Damn it!
It was funny how he left items one by one.
Yeah, it was funny.
He was good at it.
Yeah, he was good at it.
I wonder if there's anything.
What should I do?
Is there anything I can do?
My chest size...
3 weeks...
3 weeks?!
What should I do?
Should I break it?
280,000 yen...
2,000 yen...
Too expensive...
As usual...
What should I do?
Hideya!
Hi, Hideya!
Here, I showed you my hammer.
You showed me your hammer.
I grabbed it like this...
I wish I had one...
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Yes, boss.
I'll have a milk tea.
Yes, boss.
I'll have a sick one.
Yes, boss.
Yes.
Then I'll have a yamaga.
Yes, boss.
What? Gravia?
No, just a yamaga.
I'm sure you're doing it, right?
It's getting late. Are you going to have dinner show again?
Dinner show...
It's getting late...
Gorobe-chan!
Thank you for your hard work!
You did a good job today!
By the way, about today's show...
You said you'd pay for it, but...
Can I call you "gayman"?
Oh, that's right! I went to buy some food and go out for dinner, but...
I used up all my money! I'm going crazy!
I'm going to start working soon, so...
Please take care of me!
Takahashi!
What's up?
I'm going to get married!
You can't do that!
But if he's going to do it...
It's like a rule!
He's a villain!
He's an old celebrity.
He's an old celebrity!
He's a poor director!
You're right.
It's hard to turn the camera around all of a sudden.
I can't blur anything.
I can't...
I've never seen a video like that in my life.
I think I'm a cold guy.
I can't leave a video like that behind.
I want to do it again.
Let's do it again.
It's very, very long.
Thank you for your hard work.
Good morning.
Good morning, Mr. Yamamoto.
Good morning.
I'm sorry, I'm late again.
I'm sorry.
I'll be back in about 15 minutes.
Yes, I'll let you know.
I'm sorry, but...
Yes, Mr. Yamamoto.
No...
I'll... I'll let you know.
Yes, Mr. Yamamoto.
I'm... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mr. Yamamoto.
I don't think I'll be back in 30 minutes.
No, I understand that.
I'll let you know.
Yes.
Please.
I know you all know.
No, I...
No way!
It's the last seven times, so I didn't think it would end like this.
It was really amazing!
I'll collect it now.
Yes.
You're really joking.
If I say it again, Kogori and Tadaka are the champions for 40,000 yen so far.
Yes, we've collected it.
Will they be able to collect it?
40,000 yen!
Congratulations!
Whose power is that?
(Applause)
- You've grown up a little, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- I can't say for sure, but... - You do look like him.
- I do look like him. - I can't say for sure, but my physical condition is...
- What is it? What is it? - I can't say for sure...
- Why is that? What's wrong with you? - Well, you know...
- I'm thinking about it. - Yes.
- Last night, I suddenly thought about it, but... - Yes.
- If I say something like this, you might think I'm a little crazy... - No, you don't have to say that.
- Don't you think I should quit smoking? - Ah, you're right about that.
- It's just annoying! - It's annoying?!
- Well, it's not like I'm trying to be healthy or anything like that...
- But it's just stupid work!
- It's normal... - Add, add, smoke, exhale...
- Erase, add, add, smoke, exhale, exhale...
- I'm thinking about what I'm doing! - No, you don't have to quit that work if you don't like it!
- I'm starting to hate it...
- I'm starting to get angry! Should I just quit?!
- Should I quit?! You should quit!
- You should quit!
- Wait, wait... - I'm getting angry!
- Wait, wait... - What?
- Why me?
- Well, you said you wanted to quit, didn't you?
- Well, you're right about that! I don't like that kind of work!
- How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?
- Well, I smoke about two boxes a day. - Ah, about two boxes...
- Well, I smoke about two boxes a day when I don't smoke much...
- Sometimes it makes me want to throw up! - It does...
- Think about it! All the smoke you've smoked so far...
- Well, now it's time for you to exhale! On the contrary, you should exhale!
- For about five years, I've been exhaling like this!
- My eyes are like this!
- It's not even an egg!
- My eyes are like this!
- If you quit smoking, you won't be able to quit smoking.
- Say it here!
- I think a normal person would be able to quit.
- On the other hand, I don't know what's wrong with me.
- You don't have to show off.
- You know, I have a lot of one-foots.
- Excuse me for a second.
- Can you bring me one of those? - You're asking for too much.
- When it's over, you'll bring me one of those. - I know!
- But you know, you can say it here. You have to quit smoking.
- You can say, "Don't bring me one of those." - But you know...
- Just say it!
- But if I quit... - Then why?!
- Because you're the leader of Dantan. - Who's the leader?!
- If you quit, I might be able to quit too. For now, you should quit.
- But I'm only going to smoke this cigarette for a minute. It's the last cigarette!
- Oh, I know! I know! I know! I'll quit! I'll quit smoking!
- But you know... - It's the last cigarette!
- Please!
- I don't have confidence in myself anymore! - Why are you doing this?!
- You should say it! Do it! - No! I'm the one who gave you the present!
- You said it! - If you quit, I won't be able to smoke alone.
- No matter what you do at home, no one will bother you and you'll be able to smoke without showing off.
- If you go home, you'll be home with your kids. Your kids will be smoking next to you.
- If you have kids, do your best!
Think of your kid's future now. Will you use it three times?
You're wrong! You're wrong!
He's about to become an actor.
Really?! Think about it! I don't care about it!
Don't say that!
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Then...
Then, from now on, I won't smoke.
What are you talking about?!
So you won't smoke.
What are you talking about?!
I won't smoke ever again!
From now on, you won't smoke again!
That's terrible.
Just say it!
That's terrible...
But, you know...
Like I said before...
As a kid...
We've been laughed at for 10 years.
Yes...
And now, it's the other way around...
When I look back at what we've been laughed at...
It's so disgusting!
It's like...
That's why...
That's why I'm not saying it.
But, that laugh of yours is still here!
Hey!
That laugh of yours is still here!
Hey!
That laugh of yours is still here!
I have a question for you, beautiful and ugly face.
Yes, yes.
What does "cosmetic" in "cosmetic salon" mean?
Ah, you know...
I'm really good at English...
And...
"profile"...
It sounds like Japanese English...
Do you know what it means?
It means "side profile".
What does "cosmetic" in "cosmetic salon" mean?
"Cosmetic salon" is something you hear a lot.
I hear it a lot, but what does "cosmetic" mean?
Try saying it without thinking about it. You won't get it anyway.
As an idiot, shouldn't you say your own opinion first?
But I want to hear your opinion.
"Cosmetic salon" Does "salon" have a meaning?
It's a beauty salon, isn't it?
I don't know what it means.
Let me hear your opinion.
What does "cosmetic" mean?
Let me say it directly.
Make sure you're prepared.
Or maybe it's a seductive...
That's what it means.
Then what is a "cosmetic salon"?
So...
A seductive beauty salon...
Are you kidding me?
Of course it is.
Oh, you scared me.
Cosmetic...
So, tell me.
Cosmetic means...
What do you mean?
Well, like romantic...
No, I'm not saying it to make you laugh.
I'm saying it for a reason.
First of all, you have to think about what "tick" means.
"Tick"...
"Tick" means "seemingly", right?
Right?
Wow, you look like a yakuza today!
You say that, right?
When you're shining like that...
Wow, you look like a Yankee.
"Tick" means "seemingly".
Like...
Like what?
Like a couple.
Let's say it's "tick".
Let's say it.
Let's say it like that.
So...
If you know "cosmetic"...
"tick" means "seemingly", right?
So, what is "cosmetic"?
It means "seemingly".
Right.
Do you know it?
You don't know it?
If you don't know it...
No, I don't know it.
If you don't know it, tell me!
"Cosmetic" means...
To put it bluntly...
"half-opened".
"half-opened"?
"half-opened".
Usually, cosmetic salons' doors look like they're open.
"half-opened" style... "half-opened" style...
I don't know anything about salons, though.
Can you tell me about salons?
I don't mind if you show me.
What? Really?
"half-opened" style...
"half-opened"... "half-opened" style... salons.
To put it simply...
I don't know anything about salons.
"half-opened"...
Cosmetic salons...
I don't know what "half-opened" salons mean, but...
What's inside?
That's not what we're talking about.
Why not?
Whether it's a curry shop or an udon shop, "half- opened" is a cosmetic salon.
"half-opened" is a cosmetic salon.
Matsumoto-san, you've overcome "half-opened" perfectly.
Can you tell me the real reason for "half-opened"?
Um...
You've overcome "half-opened".
Really...
Can you tell me the real reason for "half-opened"?
I've really tried my best.
"Half-opened" is something everyone's been thinking about for a long time.
Many scholars have said that it's because of stress or lack of sleep.
But I know that's not the real reason for "half- opened".
Really?
Some kind of stress is really stress.
But it has a different meaning.
To be clear, there is no such thing as "half- opened" in this world.
That's not true.
There are a lot of "half-opened" in this world.
Do you think so?
Yes.
For example, let's say you see someone and think, "Oh, he's a little "half-opened" in this world.
But "half-opened" in this world doesn't really exist.
It's the stress on the "half-opened" side.
What do you mean?
"Half-opened" is obviously "half-opened" in this world.
There is no "half-opened" in this world.
You look like that because you are tired.
I don't know!
No matter what anyone says, "half-opened" is obviously "half-opened" in this world.
You look like that because you are tired.
"Half-opened" is obviously "half-opened" in this world.
No one is "half-opened" in this world!
This is a little...
Onuma!
I'm Onuma, a broadcaster.
Oh, you're a broadcaster.
Broadcasters shouldn't talk like that, Onuma!
Come here!
That's what it is.
So I want to say that it's the "half-opened" side's responsibility.
That's not true!
Even if you look like "half-opened", you are "half-opened".
Yokoyama Knock is "half-opened", right?
No, I'm not like that.
If you look at it slowly, it's not "half-opened" at all!
It's "half-opened" in the middle!
Come here, Onuma!
This is "half-opened"!
It's "half-opened"!
What is this?
Taiyero...
Yokoyama Knock is "half-opened"!
It's "half-opened"!
It's not "half-opened"!
It's "half-opened"!
I'm telling you, you're wrong!
I'm serious.
What about people who are "half-opened"?
What do you mean?
There's no such thing as "half-opened".
It's "half-opened"!
Who is "half-opened"?
For example, who is "half-opened" when we talk about celebrities?
Did I misunderstand something?
You did, didn't you?
Misunderstandings do exist!
Don't mind! Don't mind!