AISubs v3.5
Yohkan's wife
Yohkan and Sai are good friends
They always watch Yohkan together
Yohkan's husband
Yohkan's wife
Yohkan comes at night
Good evening
It's already time
Everyone is waiting for us
It's not anyone's fault
Speaking of which, it's politics
It has nothing to do with it
It's old!
There's a lot of things
What is there?
Let's go
What about the punishment game?
Punishment game?
That's right!
If you say it, it's true
How will you do it?
It's already decided
Can I say it?
For now, say it
I think it will be a really interesting punishment game
You know that one, right?
The magician
Yes, Copperfield!
Go and meet Copperfield!
Why?
I don't know if it's in America
Why?
The four of you
Why do we have to meet him?
It's like teleportation
You all disappear with the four of you
When you come back, you become skinheads
I can't see it.
Why do you say "roof" after "end"
Tanaka, say it now.
I think this will be a great question.
Think about it a little more.
Think about it a little more?
But you know, you did it and you thought about it, right?
I don't think you had a problem with it.
Neither Tanaka nor End.
After all, that shit...
That shit is terrible, isn't it?
It's no good when it comes in.
And I was late at all.
Yes, I was nervous.
Isn't it the worst if Yamazaki suddenly points it out?
No, I thought about it and praised him, but...
And then, when I ran like "bang", I thought it was too late.
Well...
I don't think you know it on TV,
but you can see it from the camera right next to you at the scene,
and it's about three meters away from me.
If it wasn't for that, I might have lost by the last minute,
but what the hell is that guy?
Oh, I see.
I really didn't want him to be born.
What you say is terrible.
It's a show-stopper, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Well, it's true that when End came to me, it was a little like this.
I know I'm making a mistake, but...
But it was that late before that, right?
Yes, it was really late.
I'm fired.
You're fired.
I'm proud of it, so it's fine.
Really?
Yes.
Well, you might think I don't say things like this on TV,
but I think Fujii is cuter now.
Really.
Even now, I feel bad when I see you hanging out with Fujii.
I see.
Yes, I think Fujii is cuter.
No, I mean...
Let's be clear about "neck".
Understood.
Neck!
For him...
Yes, that's right.
Even if you lie about it, it doesn't matter.
Now...
It doesn't matter, I said "neck".
Can I say something?
I was angry at first...
You were angry...
When I said "neck", I said "yeah"!
For this "neck"...
For "neck"...
What do you want me to say?
I'm busy right now!
That's right!
Say it!
Hey!
Is that what you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
But it doesn't matter if you're a kid!
There are other jobs!
There are!
Say it!
Yes, there are!
Yes!
Simulax!
Yes!
Genius TV!
Yes!
Osaka! Nagoya!
Yes, there are!
That's what you want me to say?!
Say it!
No, I won't say it!
I won't say it!
It's over!
Is it over?!
It's over!
Is it okay now?!
Hey, hurry up and say it!
Oh, it's over...
It's like I'm taking a bath...
Well, it's okay...
Well, it can't be helped...
Well, I thought about it again...
Oh, you did?
Yes, yes...
Hey, you! What's going to happen?
Well...
The story will change completely...
Well...
The car...
It's starting next month, right?
What?
Your cell phone won't work, right?
Oh, you said something like that!
You said it while you were driving, right?
While you were driving...
There are idiots like me who talk on their cell phones and end up with accidents...
Even you...
Even you will be affected by it!
I can't do it at all!
Right?!
Well, you can do it...
Right?!
That's...
But that's the problem!
It's gone, you know, my earphones and stuff...
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
I can't drive like this anymore, so I put this on and...
But you know, I think that's weird!
What do you mean?! Where do you take your standards with you, Keita?!
What?
If you do it like this, you can't do it?! Even if you don't have a cell phone?!
That's what you mean, right?!
But, you know, if you smoke like this, what do you do?!
All you do is the same thing!
No, but that's because you can't!
But, you know, for example...
Shoes, right?!
If you drive like this with your shoes on...
Is that against the law?!
I drive with one hand.
No way!
You can't do this with your shoes?!
You can't do this with a cigarette?!
I can't, I can't...
Why?! You haven't told me that before!
In other words, you can't put your cell phone in your shoes!
But you can't do it with one hand!
You can't do it with a cigarette, but you can't do it with a cell phone!
"What are you doing?!" I'll tell you with my shoes!
"I'll talk to you with my shoes!" I'll tell you with my shoes!
Why do you take me to a different place?!
Where do you think you're going?!
You're not going anywhere!
You're not going to a hospital!
No, no, no...
But, you know, if you do it like this...
That's right! If you drive like this normally...
You can't do it!
Normally, if you can do it like this...
That's right, that's right...
You can't do it like this, can you?!
What is this?!
Well, well...
In my case, it's the left steering wheel...
You can't do it like this, can you?!
Are you stupid?!
Well, you can do it with your right hand, but...
Are you proud of your left steering wheel?!
Well, well...
Are you going in?!
Yes!
Ignore.
Like an eraser.
Before his debut as Downtown, Matsumoto-san raised 1,000 babies as a subsidiary.
Yes, yes, yes.
When it comes to giving birth, it's the Lamar's method, but I've heard that there's a method of giving birth that's been sealed for too long.
Yes, yes, yes.
What method is it?
Actually, it's the human method.
Either or.
Either or doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if it's the human method or the human method.
What method is your wife's?
What method are you talking about?
What?
What method?
I was born.
What do you mean?
What did I do to be born?
What did you do?
What position did you have?
That's what I want to know!
I don't know what position it is either!
Which room is it?
I don't know which room it is either.
Is it a sofa?
It's not such a busy place, is it?
Is it a crib?
I think you know.
There's a method called "human method".
You taught me that.
It's also called "human method", but with a different name, "abortion method".
Is it okay?
If you're going to praise me now, please watch it carefully, okay?
It's not breathing.
There's something like "hee, hee, hoo", right?
"Hee, hee, hoo".
It's not breathing.
What about Lamar's method?
Lamar's... That's what I taught you.
He did his best until his head came out.
Did you do your best?
He did his best until his head came out.
And when his head came out...
"Hee, hee, hoo"!
But you really shouldn't make a mistake, because if you go like "dooooon" with this leg first,
you'll make your child go "kuroo"!
You'll make their back go "kurukurukuru"!
Just listen to this...
You don't have to fold it so quickly.
No, it's better if you do it fast.
I go to work every day on a crowded train, but...
Wait a minute, are you trying to edit something?
It's like you're doing it for the first time.
That's not true!
Why are you sweating all of a sudden?
No, it's not like that.
What?
I go to work every day on a crowded train, but...
What was that?
What do you mean?
I was trying to rewind it!
I go to work every day on a crowded train, but...
I don't like that crowd anymore.
That happens. People are nice.
Mr. Matsumoto of the crowded train research association...
Please tell me how to spend a crowded train comfortably and refreshingly.
Of course there is such a thing.
Please tell me how to spend it comfortably.
I do it every morning.
It's like this song. It goes like this.
You have to use that rhythm.
Yes.
Right? You have to dance.
It's a crowded train!
A crowded train!
Yes!
It goes like this.
Wow, you're dancing like a shark!
No, I'm not like that!
No, you're like a cow.
I'm doing it okay!
It's okay!
Try it.
Okay.
I'm begging you, continue it!
It's embarrassing enough!
Okay, bring it out!
Ah, that was embarrassing.
It's like an eraser.
Before debuting as a downturn, he raised 1,000 babies as a subsidiary.
When it comes to giving birth, it's the lamar's method, but I've heard that there's a method of giving birth that's been sealed off for too long.
Yes, yes.
What method is it?
Actually, it's called "hitosshii" method.
You don't know about that?
It's called "hitosshii" method.
Either one is fine.
Either one is fine, you guys.
What will you do?
No, please tell me.
Hitosshii method...
Do your best until you lose your mind.
What do you mean by "do your best"?
Live, live, live and do it.
Wait, yes, boom!
Yes, boom!
If you don't pay attention and my foot goes boom, your back will go round and round!
It's a little like you.
No, please say something else.
It's terrible.
It's like killing a comedian's partner.