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Sometimes it's different, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But it's a triangle.
Good morning!
- What's going on? - What's going on with you?
- There's a lot of reasons. - Reasons?
- I have a favor to ask of you. - Yes?
- I'll be waiting for you with Matsumoto. - Huh?
- Will you come with me? - Again?!
- What? - Didn't you say that before?
- I'll say it. - Yes.
- I woke up to hypnosis. - Really?
- Matsumoto is hypnotized? - Yes. - What do you mean?
- I didn't do anything. - Huh?
- Everyone said they'd hypnotize me. - Why did you say that?
- I didn't hypnotize you. - What does that mean?
- I'll be honest with you. Pretend you were hypnotized! - Huh?
- It's painful to pretend you were hypnotized! - It's painful!
- Get out of here! - You're full of motivation. You even prepared a set.
- Why? - When did you order it?
- You're overdoing it! - Of course I can do it!
- I've done a lot of things! - That's not important!
- Do it for me! - We're juniors.
- If you say yes, we'll do it for you. What do you say? - Okay.
- Will you do it? - Really?
- I won't do it. - Why did you say that?
- But if you don't do it, you'll regret it! - Really?
- But I'm serious. I'll hypnotize you! - It's too late for hypnosis!
- Don't say that! - I'm begging you! Help me!
- I'll do it. - I'm serious!
- If you don't do it, you'll regret it! - I won't do it!
- I'm begging you! - I won't do it!
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The last charismatic hypnotist of the century...
Matsumoto Martin James Shaw!
Good evening, everyone!
Matsumoto Martin James...
...this man's world of hypnotism...
...today, I'd like you all to experience it for yourselves!
This is the occasion.
Huh? What's wrong?
You can't catch me, can you?
Huh?
You can't catch me, can you?
Don't say it out loud!
I'm just acting, right?
Don't say it out loud!
Now, let's have him appear!
Matsumoto Martin James, please come out!
Hey!
Good morning!
I dared to say hello as an entertainer.
Some of you may be making fun of me, saying "what are you talking about? Don't say such unscientific things!"
But I have hypnosis, psychic powers, and moomin pills.
I wanted you to know that.
Yes, I know.
Some of you may be having a hard time in your private life.
Some of you may be wondering "why is he saying such things before marriage?"
I, for one moment, dare to say that I have hypnosis.
Come to think of it, there are no women here today, right?
Only men.
Then, let's get started.
Everyone, please relax.
First of all, look at me carefully.
Are you ready?
My eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.
My eyes are getting heavier and heavier.
It feels so good!
My eyes are getting bigger and bigger.
Are you ready?
It feels like you are waiting for the sky.
It feels so good!
It feels like a cloud.
The sky is floating.
You can only hear what I say.
You will react to what I say.
What do you want?
It's mine!
Can you do that?
Take a deep breath.
You and me...
...are one now!
He's completely hypnotized now.
- Has he entered? - Yes, he has.
- All of them? - Yes.
As far as I can see, there are a lot of them.
I dare say that he's completely hypnotized.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Is that so? - It's okay.
There is one person who is moving a lot.
No, it may be that he has entered too much.
- Is that so? - Is it okay?
I will now hit one of your shoulders.
Is it okay?
If you do that...
...that person...
...will become a chicken.
- I see. - But if you do that, they will run around.
- That's amazing. - And if I hit you...
...you will cry out loud.
- I see. - Every time I hit you...
- I see. - ...you will cry out loud.
If you really are a chicken...
I see.
You are...
...a chicken.
You are...
...a chicken.
What are you doing?
Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hey, Chikara!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to steal chicken and eat it?
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
Forgive me!
Hey!
Excuse me!
I'm angry!
Excuse me!
What are you doing?
You said "I'm angry!"
You know it!
You're trying to steal chicken and eat it!
Are you stupid?
Where have you been?
You're not human!
I'm surprised!
Forgive me!
Where have you been?
Hey, Macho!
Go away!
I'm surprised!
You're stupid!
I heard you were caught.
What?
I heard you were caught.
I'm sorry.
Are you sure you were caught?
Yes, we were caught.
We were caught.
So...
Are you sure?
Yes, we were caught.
If you weren't caught, it can't be helped.
But you were caught!
You were caught!
You didn't get it, did you?
Who said you were human?
You were caught!
I don't want to force you.
Can I stop?
Are you sure you were caught?
Yes, we were caught.
I want you guys to bet more and more.
You want us to bet more and more?
Everyone wants you to bet more and more.
In that case...
We're in a good condition right now.
We've had a little bit of a fight, but...
If we meet again, let's bet more and more.
Let's bet more and more.
Something's changed.
Everyone's betting a lot.
Oh, really?
Everyone wants us to bet more and more.
I see.
I really don't understand it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll read it.
Matsumoto Martin...
JAMS!
Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
I tried to say hello to the other entertainers.
Among these entertainers, there may be some of you who are doubtful.
However, these entertainers do exist.
I wanted you all to know that these entertainers, be it supernatural phenomena, supernatural powers, or thick jackets, all exist in this world.
I wanted you all to know.
Okay, are you ready?
Everyone, please look at my eyes.
My eyes and eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.
They're getting heavier and heavier.
It's like I'm on top of a cloud.
Yes, I'm on top of a cloud. I'm already in a state of hypnosis.
- Weren't you on top of a cloud just now? - No, I'm fine.
- Is everyone on top of a cloud? - Everyone is on top of a cloud. They're all on top of a cloud.
Yes.
If I put my hand on my shoulder...
...all of them...
...will become Bruce Lee.
Is that okay?
Is that possible?
- Not just one person. - Oh, I see.
If I put my hand on my shoulder, all of them will become Bruce Lee.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Hit! Hit! Hit!
Wait! Wait! Wait! What are you doing?
It's over! It's over!
I won't do it!
It's bad luck when you're an opponent!
Seriously.
If it's like that, you'll just wake up!
Please say you're sorry.
Apologize.
Please say you're sorry.
This is a serious game!
Thank you for your hard work.
Moe.
What?
Moe.
Tell me.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I...
don't want you to get hurt.
Which Bruce Lee is lying on the floor?
I think you went too far.
Did I go too far?
You went too far.
You got caught.
Oh, I thought you were doing that because you were playing hard to get.
No, no, no.
That's not it.
On the contrary, you went too far.
I did something more than my physical strength.
Is that so?
I see.
I knew it.
I see.
OK.
OK, OK.
Can I continue?
OK, OK.
It's Martin James!
Yeah!
- Good morning. - Good morning!
Well, there really is a supernatural phenomenon.
It exists because of our psychic abilities and our kaya.
- Good morning. - Good morning!
- When I say "ha!" you fall into a sleep state. - Wow, that's amazing.
- Yes, "ha!" - Yes.
- I'm in a sleep state right now. - That's fast!
- I'm using "tokkuri". - With just one word?
- I'm using "tokkuri", the pseudonym for "sleep". - Words...
Yes, are you ready? You are an ugly, ugly housewife.
When I slap you on the shoulder, you think about the boy next door and say "gee".
You are an ugly, ugly housewife.
- Yes. - No!
Let's go to the opera house.
Go closer to the veranda...
Let's go closer to the veranda...
There, there, there...
Let's go closer to the veranda...
- Somebody, stop me... - Yes!
- He's just woken up from his sleep. - Oh, is that so?
Endo, go tell him.
Endo! Endo!
Endo!
Are you alright?
Huh?
What, who? Huh?
Who's this?
What about me?
Somebody dead me...
Shiman, you haven't been sleeping for a while...
- Really? - But you still here...
Oh, sorry.
- Don't know you came in the first place. - I'm sorry.
I was really surprised at the moment of drinking tea.
But please try not to imitate me.
Next, you are a gorilla.
You are a gorilla.
Here you are.
When I clap my hands, you shout for me.
Here you are.
Oh, he left!
Oh, you left!
Here you are.
Why are you leaving?
You are doing your best!
You should not raise your voice!
What kind of sounds do you make when you shout "gorilla"?
"gorilla"?
What kind of sounds do you make when you shout "gorilla"?
"gorilla" or...
What do you say when you shout "gorilla"?
"gorilla"!
You shout "gorilla" with all your might.
That's right!
I just made a sound of my nose.
You make a sound of your nose.
He was doing his best, though.
That's for sure.
He was doing his best.
He didn't want to do it.
That's right.
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Gorilla...
Morphine!
Please apologize.
Why did you do such a thing?
No, it's really amazing.
I really read it in Africa.
Oh, I see.
But it came out without thinking.
That's all it contained.
It's really amazing.
That's right!
But can you forgive me for this?
But in terms of movement, it's amazing.
Yes, it's Gorilla.
Why did Matsumoto-san turn into a monkey until Kaman- san hit him like this?
I don't know.
You've been doing it all this time, haven't you?
Really?!
You've been doing it all this time, haven't you?
You were doing it, weren't you?
You weren't fooling around, were you?
No, of course not.
You were really doing it?!
Yes, it feels really good.
I'm sorry... Oh, really?!
That's right.
You shouldn't have done that.
I don't know if you're doing it forcibly.
No, we're not doing it.
How does your body move like that?
It went in too much.
You were really surprised, weren't you?
I was really surprised.
Right?
How surprised were you?
I was surprised.
It's really amazing.
I think so too.
Do you think so?
It's all that's left of it.
That's probably why it came out like that.
Did you go in too much?
What?
Did you go in too much?
I only went in too much.
Ah, that's right.
Okay, I'm sorry!
Then, I also had a bit of a bad side.
Um...
Since you saw it...
That's right!
So...
Your pants are different.
No, it's fine.
It's fine?
So, um...
Let's do it.
Yes, we'll do it.
We're all waiting for you.
Matsumoto Martindieus is here!
Thank you!
- Good morning. - Good morning!
I have hypersensitivity.
Yes, yes!
That's fast!
- Is it working? - I have deep hypersensitivity.
- Just now? - Yes.
What?!
Listen up, everyone. If I put my hand on your shoulders...
you'll be in a pot.
You'll be in a pot and start fighting.
- Is that understood? - Yes!
Where are you taking me?!
Oh, come on!
What's wrong with you?!
I'll catch you!
What's wrong with you?!
Come on!
What's wrong with you?!
Have some shame!
- What happened? - Right?
Eh? You don't know?
Eh? What?
Why did you come out?
No, I don't know at all.
Wah, my hand hurts. Why?
You guys became Okama.
Eh?!
Eh?! You're kidding me, right?!
Ah, you're right.
I didn't know at all.
Wah, I'm scared.
Yes, resuscitation! Yes!
Now, you are a steam locomotive.
You run up a mountain road.
And every time I clap my hands, a whistle is blown.
If you put your hands on your shoulders, you will become a steam locomotive.
Yes.
You will become a steam locomotive.
Yes.
Now, you are a steam locomotive.
You run up a mountain road.
If you put your hands on your shoulders, you will become a steam locomotive.
Yes.
Yes!
You run up a mountain road.
And every time I clap my hands, a whistle is blown.
If you put your hands on your shoulders, you will become a steam locomotive.
Yes.
Yes!
I'm a little sexy and I'm not cool stuff and I am not cool
Hey!