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In 1989, on October 3rd, "Downtown"'s "Useful Kids" was released.
In October of this year, it has been 10 years since its release!
Speaking of its glorious history, there is no doubt that Matsumoto and Hamada will fight for their own pride in this "competition and punishment" game!
The first commemorative match is the 90's Kouhaku Utagassen prediction battle!
The result is Matsumoto's defeat! He jumps in the morning!
First thing in the morning, I head for Shizuoka and zoom in!
According to what I heard in Shizuoka Prefecture, up until 5 in the morning, there were 146 incidents.
And 154 people were injured.
It seems like weird people have been coming since this morning.
For the second time, Matsumoto will definitely give back in his own words for the last time!
Matsumoto lost this battle as well!
He was tied for an SM kick and had to go on to Altavision!
It's 1 in the morning, 1 hour and 40 minutes. I'm going to watch "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara-en" from now on!
Matsumoto lost twice in a row and this is his third time going up against a pro baseball all- star!
If I lose, it's a punishment!
The result is Hamada's first defeat!
Skydiving from a height of 3,000 meters!
Next up is a golf competition challenged by amateur Matsumoto!
As expected, Matsumoto lost all three games in a row!
Welcome!
The fifth game was a baseball match.
The staff was involved in a group match.
Go!
All of Matsumoto's team lost.
In February of last winter, they played against each other in Akahundo.
Katana Salerno
In May of 1991, a dodgeball match was held between Hamada and Matsumoto teams.
Matsumoto lost in this match and lost three times in a row.
Katana Salerno
At the end of the year, they played against each other for the second time in a row.
Matsumoto couldn't lose in this match, but he lost in the end.
Matsumoto had to appear on Japanese television as a color guard.
Katana Salerno
Next is a team match again, a rugby match.
Matsumoto can't lose anymore and tries his best, but...
He lost five times in a row in vain.
Katana Salerno
At the end of 1992, Matsumoto lost six times in a row.
This is the third time they will play against each other.
Matsumoto can't lose in a row and lost six times in a row.
He appeared on Japanese television early in the morning.
Katana Salerno
In the 10th match, Matsumoto tried to stop Nanarenpai and proposed a high jump that he was good at.
Hamada took up the challenge from the back, but...
I flew!
This is a bit of a failure!
With Matsumoto's eyes, he went all the way to France to build an airplane.
He ended up playing a super harsh penalty game.
No, it's because it's a city.
I got off the airplane, and when I got here, I got hit right away.
Well, it's a penalty game, you know.
Next up is the end of the year ceremony.
It's the 4th time that they're playing "Kouhaku Yosou Taiketsu".
The result is a complete defeat.
Okan and Matsumoto did a morning parent and child manzai.
I can't say anything like that, you know?
Okay, let's go!
Sakurada Junko!
Junko here!
Agnes-chan!
Junko here!
Amachi Mari!
Junko here!
Rabe Ozami!
Junko here!
It's all you, you bastard!
A year later, in 1994, they decided to play "Kouhaku Yosou Taiketsu" for the 5th time.
The one who lost was Hamada!
Matsumoto went all the way to Sakamoto Ryuji's house in New York to get the mechanical pencil Matsumoto forgot.
Um, Matsumoto's...
What's with that attitude?
Oh, is that it?
You bastard!
In 1998, after 3 and a half years of silence,
Hamada, Matsumoto, Yamazaki and Kokuriko became a 4-man team and played "Yume no Golf Taiketsu"!
I'm really good at this!
The result is Hamada's defeat.
Matsumoto's Okan and "America, Los Angeles" reproduced the movie "Titanic".
Hamada, who was losing twice in a row, took revenge and challenged golf competition again.
However, Hamada's wish did not reach and he lost regrettably.
On Japanese TV's "Spot CM" daily television sales, he appeared 24 hours a day in live broadcasts.
"Utano Daijuten" is also in sales.
"Yamigaeru Kinron" is also in sales.
And this time, a new page will be engraved in this history!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
This time, Matsumoto will say this.
I've been thinking about a confrontation.
So, I'll give you "Kokoriko" Yamazaki.
So, I've been thinking about it.
100 meters.
100 meters race.
I'll run 100 meters by myself at the ready start.
You guys will do it in a relay.
Oh, in a baton.
On the day of the competition, first of all, Hamada's team's personal ability was tested.
Well, for now, let's have four of you run one by one.
I don't know how big it is.
100 meters.
You see the start over there, don't you?
The one where you put your feet in the sky.
That's the start.
If you look at it from there to here, it's quite a lot, isn't it?
It's a lot.
You're underestimating 100 meters.
Who wants to go first?
Anyone is fine with me.
Let's go in this order.
It's too late now, isn't it?
No, I don't know.
Let's take a look.
First of all, Yamazaki, Minister of Culture, who is thought to be the latest.
Yamazaki, Minister of Culture, who is thought to be the latest.
Ready set go
This is scary
Your left hand is too high up
You look so bad
Your left hand
Oh but
It's fast
Why are you running away from bad guys?
It's hard
Why are you running away from Shinji and Keito?
You run so fast
I couldn't run at all
It's fast
Next is the most reliable of the four
Endo
Ready
It's fast
The start is
My arms are shaking a lot
I drank it in the middle
I drank it
It's fast
It's weird
Why aren't you guys looking at me?
Which one of you is normal?
Let me run faster
Say something
You're the slowest
I'm hungry
You're hungry?
I'm 36
How old is he?
He's about the same age as Ei
We're close
Will they be able to see the captain's determination?
It's the first time I've seen it run
The start wasn't so good
It's coming, it's coming
It stretches quite a bit
Hamada is in the lead
He's fast, he's fast
Kogori is young
He's young
Endo, Tanaka, Hamada
They're all young
There's a lot of space
It's different from a relay 100m
It's different
There's a pattern too
It's a little slower
Let's practice the pattern
Let's do it
Let's do it, Hamada
I'm losing my vocabulary
This is your power
You can't say anything
Let's do it
You do it
Why are you saying that?
Wait a minute
Let's do it
Wait a minute
If you drop the bat, you lose
If you drop it, you lose
You're about to lose
If you drop it, you lose
No, you can't
If you drop it, you lose
No way
If you drop it, you lose
No way
You can drop it
I'm going home by then
Let's go
Good luck
It's good weather
What are you going to do?
I'm lonely by myself
You're stupid
You want me to do it?
You're lonely, right?
What are you going to do?
Where do you want me to take you?
It's the last question
It's the last one in Hawaii, right?
Is this decided?
What?
Is this decided that it's the last one?
It's the last one in Hawaii, right?
So, it's decided that it's the last one in Hawaii
So, we should stand here or...
We should stand here or...
I see
It's blinding
Which of the two is most effective now?
Which one should we choose?
I don't know what to do
The order and distance of Hamada's team
Hamada, the anchor, runs for the last 40 meters and wins the goal
Let's see how much it actually is
You can run lightly
Hamada's team
I don't know what to do now
I don't know what to do
Which one is more advantageous?
Even though I ran wide in Enno, Yamasaki and Tanakai gave me a little bit of brake
But I think Yamasaki is better
If Yamasaki starts first, it puts pressure on me
In my position, if Yamasaki starts first, it puts a little bit of pressure on me
What kind of pressure is that?
As a result of the meeting, Yamazaki is in first place.
He decides to put pressure on Matsumoto at the start.
Can I not run? I can't run at all.
But you're fast, aren't you?
I've been thinking about different patterns, but I always lose.
Can I win?
The team leader is down.
The team leader is down?
The team leader has no endurance.
Really?
My head hurts.
Your head hurts?!
But it hasn't even started yet.
It's just walking, right?
He's young.
Really?!
Let's go and see.
Let's go.
Leader!
Leader, seriously.
Leader, you've only run one hundred meters!
Leader!
I'll make you run again.
No, you won't!
Let's go!
Leader!
Leader, let's go!
I thought we'd get together today, but we lost again.
You're lucky!
You're the worst!
You're definitely losing a lot.
I don't know about winning and losing, but I'm losing.
You're in trouble!
I don't care if I lose!
Matsumoto-san said it.
He's really weak.
Katsuki-san said it.
He did a simulation of various patterns, but it seems like he's losing.
Tenth Anniversary Special Project!
Matsumoto vs. Hamada, Kogoriko and others will compete in the century's 100m race!
It's finally happening!
Stop it!
Stop saying "Kogoriko and others"
Sorry!
What should we do?
I'm getting nervous!
It's finally happening!
I'll say it one more time!
We, the Hamada team and Matsumoto will compete in the 100m race!
Look at this!
Matsumoto is in the 100m race
This is the distance between Hamada and Kogoriko
When I saw this board, I thought we did it!
It's fast and easy!
Before Endo and Tanaka's power comes out, we have to pass the baton to the next person
The start is very important
They passed the baton to the last person
This is also a failure
At the end of the race, Kogoriko ran for 40m and was about to die
When I saw this data, I thought we did it!
So I think I'm going to win!
When I saw it for the first time, my legs were shaking
You're going to win!
That's why I think we can do it!
Let's do a warm up!
Let's do it!
Let's do it properly!
We have to move our bodies before we run
The teacher who prepared the team will go in and do the warm up
Teacher!
I ...
What?
I ...
The team doesn't matter
Why don't you do the warm up?
Please!
Boss you're amazing!
You spent money on me! Thank you!
Even the doctor is here!
Thank you!
Oh you're here!
Hey!
Are you a sugar blue?
You're wearing yellow.
You're still dirty!
Why are you here?
The doctor is here!
No no no!
It's okay! I have a first aid kit!
You have a small first aid kit.
It's a small first aid kit.
What do you want me to do with it?
I want you to teach me how to do it.
What do you have?
What is this?
This is...
I'm sorry I'm late.
This is too much.
I can't do it anymore.
Does it really make sense?
Hello?
Ouch!
Is it hard?
It's hard.
It's okay but...
isn't this video a little sad?
You don't like it?
It's okay if you don't like it but...
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running...
Oh you'd better hold it!
[The next day]
Wow, I'm so excited!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Gattam is caught.
OK. Admit defeat.
This is terrible.
Wait a minute.
Let me resist.
Why do you admit defeat?
No, I'm not losing anymore.
Gattam!
Damn it.
The time is 14.61 seconds.
It's very fast.
It's really fast.
It's fast.
We won.
Yes, we won.
Wait a minute.
It's too early.
Let's sleep a little more.
No, it's delicious.
It's a punishment game.
Don't say that.
It's definitely a punishment game.
Is it the end of the year or the beginning of the year?
So, Hamada team!
Punishment game!
Losing is losing.
The start was late.
And I was confused because of the baton.
This is a punishment game for four people.
But you are very positive about the punishment game.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
I don't want to do it.
I want to watch it smoothly.
I don't like it.
I think about terrible things like that.
If you are watching TV, you should have thought that Matsumoto would lose and it would be over.
To be honest, I thought I would win.
But it didn't happen.
It's hard.
Why do you say that?
Can you take me higher than I was yesterday?
Can you take me higher than it's never over?
Yesterday's just a memory of a morning.