AISubs v3.5
Yohkan's wife
Yohkan and Sai are good friends
They are always together
Yohkan's husband
Yohkan's wife
Will night come?
Yohsan, you joined us today
How do you feel about "downtown" for the first time?
Some people say it's not the first time
But it's not the first time
I feel like it's smelly
It's smelly
You are not charismatic
I feel like it's smelly
You feel like it's smelly when you see a talent for the first time
Can I be happy about it?
Of course you can be happy about it. You can call Rock and be happy about it.
Rock is normal.
You can be happy about it. Rock is a river.
I see.
Well, well, it doesn't matter.
There is such a thing.
I made a great discovery.
I can give you a good reason for it.
If you listen to me, you will think it's amazing at the end.
Do you want to talk about it?
You said you want to talk about it.
I really want to talk about it.
UFO.
Time machine theory.
I can say it.
Who can say it?
I can say it.
Well, well, it started again.
He is completely crazy.
He wants to get out of ____.
You think so, don't you?
But it's amazing.
It's different.
It's easy to understand and convincing.
So in my theory, people often say aliens, but there are no aliens.
Aliens are future people.
You can say it aliens for a while.
But future people are aliens and aliens are future people.
Do you understand?
I clearly understood it.
Why are you so lonely?
Why am I lonely?
Can you come in more?
You understood it, didn't you?
I understood it.
Yes.
It's over.
I can't understand it.
Sometimes we see UFOs.
But we don't see them often.
They come to see us.
So UFOs can't attack humans.
I see.
In the end, they will kill us.
If they attack humans and kill humans,
history will be distorted.
Our existence will disappear.
We often see aliens attacking humans in movies.
But we never see them.
I see.
Yes.
What is it this time?
Is it another dimensional war?
You don't have to understand it.
I'm asking you seriously.
Talk to me.
My acquaintance's mother saw a huge UFO during a war.
A huge one? What do you mean?
It was during a war.
When there was an air raid, UFOs were flying around.
So there were many of them.
Yes, many of them.
Many of them.
We saw them almost every day.
But we don't see them much recently.
Because they come to see us.
They come to see us during a war or World War II.
So UFOs are tourists.
In the future, there will be places like travel agencies.
If we ask them where they want to go, they will say "war".
This is so-called "Hawaii" as we call it now.
It's hard for UFOs to be seen during a war.
Because everyone is running away.
UFOs can't be helped.
That's why UFOs came during a war.
Do you know what I mean?
UFOs can't be helped.
Why do I have to do it until I'm 36?
My story will go on!
I'm sorry, but can you make it a little shorter and faster?
So, if you want to go on a trip in a UFO and want to go somewhere in the past,
there's a rule that says "don't get off".
If you get off and have a contact, it'll be weird.
But you know, there are times when you go abroad and get drunk and go crazy.
- Yes, yes. - You go on a trip and have a contact and go crazy.
So, there are aliens who get you and you're drunk, for sure.
Don't do it! Don't do it, Swimoster!
You go "Wahhh", and "Wahhh" and it's like this.
It's like a bloodbath.
Because of the bloodbath, they're holding you down.
- I see. - Then he woke up and said "ah" and went home.
- I see. - There's no doubt about it!
- Do you have any comments about it? - No.
- No, it's a fun theory. - Yes.
- But I think I'm more than right about it.
- I see. - There's no doubt about it.
- I see. - Why is everyone grinning and laughing?
- It's a storm of loss and loss.
- Loss, loss, loss...
- And a smile.
- Well, then...
- There's a lot of things we have to do today.
- First of all, let's have a confrontation. - Yes, that's good.
- First of all, let's call the Hamada team. - Yes, that's good.
- Go ahead.
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Are you ready Mr. Matsumoto?
Yes
This time it's four against one
We decided to go 100 meters for now
Yes
This time
Yes
Our staff is going for a simulation
Oh
Our staff is
This is Tanaka
Yes
This is Endo
This is Yamasaki
This is me
Yes
We're going for a simulation
Let's watch it
Yes
Is that Suzutsun?
Suzutsun is from Yamasaki
There's a lot of them
This is Tanaka
And this is Endo
Is it me?
It doesn't look like me at all
It's been half a year
It doesn't look like you at all
Poor you
Why are you a woman?
Right?
No expression
And this is Matsumoto
You're good
You just came out and you're already good
You're used to it
That's right
It's not a skirt
All four of you are running 25m
On average
1,100m
Passing the baton
This is the first one
Next
Let's see
Ready
Yamazaki is first
This is Yamazaki first
Then Endo
Endo is fast
Then Tanaka
Endo is good
You did it
You're fast
You're good
That's 25m 25m
You're good
The second one is 20m 20m 20m
The last one is 40m
Tama is 40m
Yamazaki, Endo, Tanaka
In order
Follow me
2, 2, 2, 4
Ready
Your thighs don't go up anymore.
But it's too late.
21 years old. It's short.
It's a baton.
You're laughing.
Really?
What does it mean?
It's close.
What does it mean?
You look like a murderer.
Who smokes cigarettes?
You're smoking cigarettes.
Next.
94 meters in one shot.
2 people left.
Hamada, Yamasaki, Tanaka.
Is it...
Hamada and I will go first.
You two will run 94 meters.
94.
Next...
I see.
2 meters.
It's dangerous.
So...
Hamada and I will go second.
2, 2, 2, 94 meters in one shot.
Hamada will go last.
Will it be advantageous for me?
What does it mean?
It's short.
This is impossible.
But you know, this Onuma-san is fast.
Onuma-san is fast.
Oh, they're fighting.
Oh, dirty face Yasuda-san!
Dirty face!
But you know, this is Matsumoto-san's song.
But this is interesting.
Yes.
This is actually a test.
I see.
Right? Well, generally...
Can I say one thing?
This is Japan's most flowerless location.
It's a new simulation, so I tried it in various patterns.
For example, 2 meters, 2 meters, I've already done this much work.
What do you do?
That's no good, after all.
Is it advantageous?
It's just a waste of time.
I don't think there will be a last one.
I don't think so.
However, there is still 2 meters, 2 meters at the end.
No, but it's not interesting at the end.
I think you should run to some extent.
You can decide it for me.
If you don't have anything to say, I'll say it.
No, I'm not going to decide it.
Decide it for once.
It's no use if you can't decide it yourselves.
You guys are idiots.
Hey!
25 - 25 - 25 - 51
25 - 25 - 25 - This is normal.
That's right.
What is the order?
Mr. Hamaa is last.
Lastly, Hamada-san and Matsumoto-san, let's have a one- on-one fight.
- A one-on-one fight, you say? Until then, you guys... - We'll find out soon enough.
Well, we do have that, but...
Here... At the end of this... Um... How do you say it? At 26th place...
- That's disgusting! - That's disgusting!
- That's the only thing I want!
- No, no, no... - That's weird!
- It's a service... cut! - No, service...
- I don't need a cut! - It's an image! It's your image!
- It's your image, Matsumoto-san. - It's a bad image, isn't it?
- It's a 26m image, isn't it?! - It's long...
- But, you know, I think that... - Yes?
- I think I'll switch places... - Oh, Kousei-san and I will switch places...
But, you know, Hamada-san has a lot easier control of Yamazaki-san's baton...
- But, Tanaka-san has a lot harder control of it, doesn't he? - I don't know!
- I don't know!
- No, Hammer-san, it's not wrong at all. - I know.
- And you're late! - Yes, it is.
- Remember, Mr. Shenmue. - Yes, I do.
- I had to listen from somewhere. - You're a bad guy.
- You're bad. - You're slow, slow.
What are you doing?
- Hammer-san! - I'm really sorry.
What is this?
- It's a wetening. - Stand up!
There is such a thing!
It's difficult to decide the order here.
Yes, it is.
Ah, this order.
Yes, yes, yes.
But let's leave Hamada-san here for the last.
Shall we leave Hamada-san here for the last?
As an anchor.
Anchor.
Is that so?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
You're the leader, aren't you?
Can I be the leader?
Oh, you can?
Really?
That's fast.
If I'm this far away, I can do it.
No, this...
You said you'd run 25 meters.
What?
I just decided, didn't I?
You said you'd run 25 meters.
Are you listening?
No, 25 meters is too much.
So you can't do it?
Then I'll be number three.
No, you just decided you'd run 25 meters.
Ah, I guess you won't like that, Akko-san.
It doesn't matter, I won't like it.
So you decided you'd run 25 meters?
No, this is the most...
Then decide!
But...
I think...
For me, for example, 10.
10?
10 meters.
Well, the rest is...
The rest is 20, 20, 20, 40.
Which one is it?
Yes.
Which one do you think it is?
That's right.
Why don't you listen to us?
As a leader of blue team...
Yamagi, don't be stupid.
That's good, Yoshikawa-san.
We will run in the actual show.
We will run 100m before the show and calculate how much we can run.
But you are not as young as you think you are.
I don't think you can run that many times a day.
But if we do that, we can run for 3 hours.
So we will meet at 6 o'clock.
Isn't it too early?
Isn't it too hard to meet at 6 o'clock?
We can't practice baton tomorrow.
Then it will take an hour.
One hour...
We can't practice baton that much.
We can't practice it that much.
Why are you angry?
Your baton's feeling of being slow is my support.
We will run fast and pass you the baton.
That's right.
You will run 50m.
I will run 50m.
That's right.
You must not run faster.
You must not pass me the baton.
You are not old enough to run fast.
If you run fast, I can't catch you.
You are crazy.
You can't pass me the baton.
Let's practice baton.
I designed the baton myself.
What?
You saw it in my room and said you didn't like it.
I want you to see some of them.
This is the best one.
It's heavy!
What is it?
It's heavy!
What is it?
Is it blue?
I can't see it!
Yamazaki!
What did you do?
I'm sorry, but I can't save it.
Why did you do that?
I can't see it!
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
It's too heavy.
I knew you wouldn't approve of it.
Really?
Look at the next one.
What do you think of this one?
Like this.
What do you think of it?
It's thick.
You have to hold the button like this.
That's right.
Is it a pipe?
Yamazaki!
It's a pipe!
Isn't it a pipe?
Pipes are like this.
Isn't it a water pipe?
You're wrong.
The next one I thought of is...
this one.
Look at it!
Isn't it good?
If you drop it...
where will you drop it?
You can't drop it.
You have to pick it up and do it properly.
You have to calm down once.
You have to drop it where you want to drop it.
You have to pick it up and drop it.
And this...
This is good.
Like this...
You pick it up like this and do it like this.
I got it.
You can ride this later and run.
No, no, no.
You can ride both of them and do the next one.
No, no, no.
Do you want to see it?
Can you drop it like this in such a short time?
Can I pick one of these?
No, you can't.
And...
Costumes!
Costumes...
What?
Wait, wait.
Costumes...
Is it okay for me to drop it?
No, no, no.
I thought it would be better for you to think of costumes.
I've been thinking of something.
I think it's okay for all four of us to wear the same costume.
Yes, yes.
Because we're a team.
I think it's good.
And I've been thinking of something.
Why don't you guys go and change?
Oh, now is a good time.
Which one should we choose?
Let's think about it.
Make it quick.
Out of the three of you, which one did you choose?
That's what I'm saying.
But what if you didn't have one?
Well, you know...
You often see a UFO or something, don't you?
I knew it as soon as you said it.
Okay, let's start with Tanaka's costume.
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know!
You came up with it, didn't you, Matsumoto-san?
No, I didn't. Listen to me.
If you think about the time it takes for a kid to use it...
What is it?
You can't avoid being chased.
I'm not chasing you at all!
It's easy to run with it. I know it.
You don't have to put it in.
How come you don't know what it is?
Depending on how you shake it...
Your heart will also shake.
What?
Look at you!
Why do you smell?
Is it because I'm cold?
That's an interesting way of taking it.
Next, Abasaki!
Abasaki... I think this is good, too.
What do you think?
It's good, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
Isn't this just for show?
Right? I think it's good, too.
It's not just for show!
Isn't it always like this?
Of course, there are four of us, so it can be miso or salt.
Each of you?
Each of you.
Lastly, Endo!
Yes, Endo...
Isn't this the best?
I'm sorry, but...
It's not cute, but it makes you want to run.
No matter how you think about it...
It's a running pose, right?
It's a running pose, so...
Why is it like this?
But you know...
No, I don't!
"Genie" = "see-through"
I've never heard of it!
I'm scared of this kind of lame pose!
It's hard to run, too!
Let's start with these three!
No, I don't have any more!
I'll just go with my usual pose.
What kind of running pose do you do?
I...
I do a formal pose.
A formal pose?
That doesn't make any sense!
You can do that?
You know...
If you tell me what to do, I'll do it!
What are you saying?
I don't want to do it with anyone!