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Will the night come?
Good evening.
Good evening, good evening.
Today, I'm in a bit of a mess.
What's wrong?
I'm in shock.
You're at the top.
I'm surprised.
Last week, we had a talk.
You were angry, weren't you?
I was angry.
What's your role?
And I went in.
What do you do?
Why are you here? Is it none of your business?!
Huh?! Can't you hear me?!
Can't you hear me?!
I'm here to fool you.
Right?!
Yes.
There are people who really think you're angry.
Why?
I'm shocked by this!
There's no way!
There's no way I'd say that!
Where do you get that information?
There are quite a few.
And there's always been that kind of thing.
Why can't you understand me?
That kind of thing.
And you know the Itao series?
Yes, yes.
In the opening.
What are you doing?
The one where Itao is watching you, right?
That too!
Itao is really that kind of guy!
He talks like that from time to time!
Huh?! How can that happen?!
Tell me!
It's amazing that you really believe it!
This world is scary!
No, this one is...
Just in case...
Itao and Shoya.
Yes, yes.
That Itao guy...
Yes, yes.
He said he got hit by a rocker bus...
And when he opened the trunk, his stew spilled out!
That's what foreigners say.
There's no way! Why do you think that?!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
Huh?!
No, no...
Even if you say "huh?!"
You're right!
Really!
I felt like I was being bullied!
- In you? - Yeah, in me!
I was feeling really good and my teeth were going like "crack"!
So I thought if I waited a little longer, I might start crying!
Really, really!
If I waited a little longer, I might start crying!
"Whoa, that feels good!" I thought!
And yet, because of that...
"And yet," you say?
You're just a poor entertainer!
I can't get angry about that!
I can't do anything about it!
I'm frustrated!
I'm frustrated with you, Hamada-kun!
Who's frustrated?
- Senpai... - My stomach hurts!
- It really does, it really does! - Yeah, yeah...
What do you think people like that say?
- I don't know... - But if you like entertainment and have been watching for a long time, you'd know!
- I've been doing this for ten years! - Yeah...
- I think I know what you're talking about now! - You know, that sort of thing...
You know, people who say things like that are laughing at you!
You can't use that kind of thing!
If you get angry, "Ah, I'm getting angry again!"
If you say things like that, you'll end up like Suga- chan from last week!
- That's right! - You'll end up like Suga-chan!
- You'll end up like Suga-chan!
That's why, you know, you really need to wake up!
Seriously!
Suga-chan, you're really...
- You're... - You're already over forty!
It doesn't matter if I'm over forty...
I'm eighteen or seventeen!
- I know, but you know you're doing it on purpose! - Why wouldn't you know?
- But you know, you're more than I thought you were! - Oh, really?
I'm really surprised now!
What should I do?
- Seriously... - What should you do?
I don't know what's true and what's not!
- I don't know! - You did it somewhere today, didn't you?
I did it somewhere today, didn't I?
But you know, even if I were to say it with all my might...
No, that's not it!
It's not bad, you don't think it's bad, so you're saying it with all your might!
At that time, Suga-chan was really angry!
That idiot will come out again!
- That's right... - What should we do?
What should we do?
Let's not get angry anymore...
No, that's why! That's why!
We definitely won't get angry! We definitely won't get angry!
We definitely won't get angry, so...
I don't know who you're talking about!
- No, no... - I don't think you've seen all of last week's "Gaki"!
- Yes, yes... - But you've seen a little of it, right?
Yes, yes...
If you really feel like you're still angry, just a little...
Even if you raise your hand, you won't get angry!
I won't... I won't do anything!
I won't jump up and tighten my neck or anything!
Just a little, really...
To tell you the truth, I'm a little...
- Are you angry? - If there's anyone who says they're angry...
I'd like you to come forward!
Are you there?
Raise your hand.
You!
I think Hamada is really angry now!
Is that so?
I don't like it!
What's wrong with you?
It's hard for us to convey our laughter more than we think.
It's understandable.
It's understandable, but...
Shouldn't we be serious about our faces?
But we shouldn't do it there.
We shouldn't do it there, but we should be serious about our faces!
You guys, what are you doing?
You guys are weird.
I thought I was good at acting, but when I got home I was just drinking matcha tea.
Then you should do it in your own house.
That's not acting!
That's right.
You guys are so annoying.
You shouldn't say things like that!
Yes, yes.
Why do you have such a loud voice?
It's annoying.
But it's fine for Hamada to hit you a lot, right?
It's not something you should do seriously.
Of course not!
If you hit me once and I become like this...
If you hit me and I become like this...
I see.
That's right.
I'm shocked that I was thought of as a bad comedian.
I can't help it.
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
It's fine.
Is it fine?
I've been around for so long and I've been alone.
To be honest, there might be some things I haven't told you.
I see.
So when you guys get home, you shouldn't tell your friends.
You shouldn't tell them.
That was for real.
Why?
That was for real.
What's wrong with you?
You want to say it again, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
There are things you're mistaken about.
I see.
Sometimes, I'm told this a few times a year.
You're smaller than you look on TV.
You're the one who...
You're the one who made me bigger!
In your world...
I'm just a normal adult who can't do anything.
That's right.
You're the one who made me bigger!
You're smaller than you look on TV!
You!
Wait! Wait!
Did you fall down to make you dizzy?
You, now, quickly!
Seriously!
Ah, I'm angry.
Well, well, I'm a little...
You said what you had to say.
I said what I had to say, but I'm a little stressed now.
Let me say it.
No, I have to say that story.
What is it?
There's been a lot of talk about confrontation.
Really?
So, Kokoriko Yamazaki, I'm giving you this!
Ah, you're giving it to me now?
I'm giving you that thing!
Fight me, please.
Four against one?
Ah, that's good.
So, I've been thinking about it.
This competition is very difficult.
Golf is fine, too. Golf is fine, too, but...
Well, well, well...
You've done it twice already.
I've done it twice already, so...
A hundred meters?
What?
A hundred meters competition.
C-competition?
Anyway, it's a hundred meters competition, right?
That's right.
A hundred meters competition, right?
Yes.
So, I'll start and run a hundred meters by myself.
You guys will relay.
Ah, with a baton.
OK!
Are you okay?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What kind of picture do you have?
It looks interesting. It looks interesting.
You don't know which one will win, do you?
It looks interesting!
Look at me!
It looks interesting!
Are you okay?
It looks interesting!
Are you okay?
Nice!
One person can definitely win.
Right?
Really?
One person can definitely win.
Wait a minute!
Humans are slow at starting.
But we're accelerating, right?
That's right.
But we're not there yet.
That's right.
So one person...
If you think about it...
It's impossible!
That's right.
If you agree with me, I won't ask for anything else.
That's right. It's okay.
Really?
Really?!
Yes.
Look me in the eye!
Don't say anything!
Look me in the eye and don't say anything!
That's right!
I'm not saying you can win.
It's an interesting match.
That's right.
It's either 100m or 200m.
Really?
100m.
My secretary...
Who's your secretary?
You...
You don't look like a secretary.
I have a secretary's face.
That's what I'm saying.
100m...
If you think about it normally...
If you run 100m alone...
It'll go smoothly.
No, no, no.
But you know...
I don't have the physical strength you think I do.
The physical strength you think I have...
And the physical strength I really have...
There's a difference.
- Well, if you say it like that... - That's right.
But you know, when you raced with me...
You raced a little earlier, didn't you?
At that time you were a little faster than me, didn't you?
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
And I can't really see how strong these three of Endo, Tana and Yamazaki are.
- That's right. - But I think Yamazaki is slow.
That kind of thing.
Wait a minute. That's true.
- If you think about it, it's a little tough. - So it's 25 meters each, right?
- 25 meters... - Are you guys okay?
We're totally fine.
Endo says he can win at all.
Why can't you say that?
- Why can't you say that? - Why do you feel like that?
I'm confident that I can win as one of you.
But Endo is faster.
- What about Yamazaki? - I'm... I'm faster.
- What? - I'm 6 seconds faster.
What do you mean by 6 seconds?
Do you want me to close my eyes?
That's faster.
- That's right. - That's right.
I see.
- I don't think you can do it, either. - I don't think you can do it, either.
You're very naive.
- Wait a minute. 100 meters is a little... - It's very subtle.
Is it an obstacle or something?
- What's an obstacle? - Obstacle competition.
What kind of things are there? Hard rock, candy, powder candy...
- Candy is too subtle. - Can't you do it with candy?
I'm also worried about my chest.
What are you trying to do?
Do you want me to run like my chest is open?
- No, I don't think you can do it. - I see.
- Let's think about it. - Let's think about it.
- Well, we can't think of a punishment yet. - That's right.
- That's an amazing thing. I'm thinking about it. - By the way, what are you going to do?
I think I'll lose, so four of you line up and prepare a long bamboo skewer.
I'll just do it like this.
And I'll just fish like that.
Do you want me to shake it a little?
It's funny, but if you catch me...
- In the meantime, you have to hold your breath. - Why?
Why do I have to hold my breath?
- I see. - This is really subtle.
- Yamazaki, you look very confident. - I'm not going to lose with Yamazaki tomorrow.
I'm not going to lose. I'm not going to lose. I'm not going to lose to Yamazaki.
I'm sure you can do it. I'm sure you'll win.
- Really? - I'm sure you can do it. I'm really fast. - You guys are scary.
I'm not going to hold my breath today.
I'm sure you'll win.
- I want to see you do it. - Tanaka, Tanaka, on TV...
- I'm serious. - You were holding your breath.
- I'm serious. - Like this, right? - Yes, like this.
- See, you can do it like this. - It's okay.
Wait, Yamazaki, Yamazaki, come here and do it like this.
- The start is different. - Ready, go!
Hurry up!
No, no, no! It's slippery! It's slippery!
Hey, take it off! Take it off!
No way!
Take it off!
What are you doing?!
- You can't lose! - Take it off! Take it off!
- If it's under your shoes, it's the same! - That's right!
- If it's rubber and leather like this... - No, no, no!
Hurry up!
This is long! It's terrible!
Wait a minute...
This is definitely... Why are you doing it like that?!
Just do it already!
- Okay, let's go! - Please do it!
Ready, go!
See? See? You really don't like it, do you?
See? Look at me!
- No, but I... - Yeah?
- I'll be the third runner... No, I'll be the fourth runner! - The anchor?
Yeah, you can't start!
Third runner?
What?!
- Who's going to be the anchor?! - Who's going to be the anchor?!
Not me!
- Tanaka, you're late! - Definitely!
Okay, I think that's it for now...
It's really stretchy!
- It's better than you think! - Well, well...
- It's slippery! - It's slippery!
- No, no, no!
It's better than you think! I've got a compass!
You can use it! See? See?!
I think I can earn a lot of money!
So, the question is...
How do you divide the four days?
What day is it?
You, you're trying to run for number one!
You, you're not even in!
It's a different team.
You can't catch me running with five people!
Where did you go with joy?
That's right.
No, I don't know why this is happening.
That's right, that's right.
Isn't this enough?
What's wrong with you?
You're not in!
That's what I said in the beginning, but...
This is what happened after the golf thing in Munano ended.
Something's wrong.
They're lined up in order of height of the line.
And...
I just saw it, but...
I don't know what we should do next.
Let me decide that!
What?!
Let me decide that!
Why?!
This is our strength!
That's right, let me decide it!
Let me decide the meters too!
Meters!
Five meters!
I see!
Let me decide that!
Why?!
You're not in!
I'm not in!
Wait a minute!
Listen! If you're satisfied with that, you can say it!
Two, two, two!
Twenty, twenty, twenty!
No, no! Two meters, two meters, two meters!
You're not in!
I don't have enough stamina.
Two meters!
That's right!
Even in that intense heat, I still have to go in?
That's what you have to decide!
Hey! That's what you have to decide!
That's what you have to decide!
Ah, I see. Then there's nothing I can decide.
There's nothing like that!
What can you decide for me, Men-chan? Like costumes or...
Don't say costumes!
I can't!
It's obvious that you'll say things that are hard to say!
Put in a little more of that stuff...
No...
Like the color of the baton...
Don't say the color of the baton!
I'll let you decide the color of the baton.
I... I don't care what color it is!
Then...
If I say this, will you say no?
What?
No, green!
Sure!
What? Green is no good!
Is there going to be a huge booing?
Let's go over the rules one more time.
To be honest, how far can you run now? 100 meters.
The most recent measurement.
About 11 seconds.
11 seconds!
But you're an Olympic athlete!
Excuse me!
How can an Olympic athlete run like that?
Wait a minute, how far can you run?
But you know, 55 meters.
About 7 seconds flat.
When I was in high school, I ate a lot of gyoza.
Has your running style changed?
What?
It's still the same, right?
Like Okama.
You'll definitely win if you run like that.
I've seen it before.
You'll definitely win if you run like that.
No, no, no!
How can you run like that?
No, no, no!
I'm making air my ally.
But you're training hard, right?
Yes, I'm training hard.
That's why you're amazing, really.
But, but, but...
When I look at you, you look like a leopard.
You look like a leopard.
And you're starting to look like a leopard.
I don't know what you're saying.
I know you're starting to look like a leopard, but you're starting to look like a leopard.
That's right.
What do you mean by "starting to look like a leopard"?
I really don't know.
I really can't say that anymore.
No, no.
Was that funny?
No, no, that was funny.
You don't have to say it.
I know.
I know what you're saying.
But, are you going to do it?
Let's do it.
No, I'm fine with it.
Really?
Yes.
I'll decide it.
I'm fine with it.
That's my problem.
If you do something wrong, it'll be very difficult for me to do it.
I want to do it like this.
Like this?
For real.
Like this?
No, if you do it like this, it'll be very different.
Like this?
Yes, yes.
I want it to be symmetrical.
If you can't hold it like this, you can hold it like this.
What if I hold it like this?
But if you hold it like this, it'll be difficult for you to color it.
No, I can't do it like this!
Blue and blue won't do.
Then make yourself red.
Why?
Because there's a lot of things.
Blue and blue won't do.
Even kids can see that there's a lot of colors.
And it's gorgeous.
That's not it.