AISubs v3.5
Yohkan, Kan, Kanon!
Yohkan and Fusai are good friends
Always together, Mitsu Yohkan
It's Mizura, right?
Yohkan's husband
Yohkan's wife
At night, Kuri Yohkan
Haha!
Everyone, you know...
What is it?
Is it an industry term or an entertainer term?
Yes
The audience doesn't laugh that much
They don't last long even if they laugh
We say things like "haha" or "hahaha"
We say things like "today's guest is heavy"
Today's guest is heavy
You said that at first
What do you mean "today's guest is heavy"?
It's Abura Gisshi!
That's not good!
Thank you
It's too shiny!
I wiped it off
It's too shiny at night
When he and I were told "water and oil"
you definitely went for oil
See?
That's wrong!
It can't be that funny!
Shut up!
There are many things
but let's do our best
That's right
What is it?
You seem to be angry recently
Who said that?!
I'm not angry!
You seem to want to say something about your love life
That's right
It's a rare thing
We don't talk about it before the show
But Hamada came over and said "Today I want to say something about my love life"
Can you give me 2 hours?
I want 2 hours!
I can't give you that much 2 hours
So what do you say?
I didn't say anything!
You didn't say anything?
I didn't say anything
If you leave it like that
Ah, that's right
Well, it's fine like this
We can't talk about love life like this
No, for real
Yes, about my love life
It's 3 hours!
I want 3 hours!
Is 1 hour more than 3 hours?
I don't know anymore
What did you say?
No, nothing
No, I don't want to talk about love life anymore
Why?
It's dark
Yes
It's all in there
Really
It's like you're belittling me
Like a bourgeois class
That's no good
A comedian
Shut up!
I went to see a comedian today
That's no good
You shouldn't say that
I went to see a Kansai comedian today
It's boring
Comedians
Comedians are no good
It's like that
To be honest, I'm the one who came late today
Why is there always a booing at that moment?
There's always a booing at the opposite moment
Why is there always a booing at the opposite moment?
It's like you're destined to break up
Love is no good
Love is no good, fast tempo is no good
Comedians are no good
Shut up!
You came late!
I didn't come late!
You came late!
I said I didn't come late!
What time did you wake up?
1 o'clock
What's with that half-assed time?
I woke up at 1 o'clock
I woke up at 1 o'clock and opened my eyes
It's disgusting!
Why is it disgusting?
What do you mean you opened your eyes at 1 o'clock?
It's cold!
It's not cold, it's cold
My eyelids went up
They went up
This thin layer of skin went up
It went up
And you realized you woke up at 1 o'clock?
I was a little surprised
Is it that bad?
Today, I didn't really...
I really didn't do my best
I don't hate you!
No, it's fine
Why are you doing this?
I like you, but...
I don't think you're strict
No, I think you're strict
Because if you move to another group and go to another show, that show will collapse
That's why I'm fine with you
Well, it seems like we've talked too much
I have a question for Chef Matsumoto, who graduated from Hattori Recipe School with the best results in history
He taught us about a new basic of cooking called "akasatana", which is more important than the basic of cooking "sashisseso"
Do you know what "sashisseso" is?
Yes, I know
Say it! Just say it!
I'm not in a good mood today
Just say it!
Sugar
Blood
Salt
Vinegar
Soy sauce
Why soy sauce?
Is it a holiday food?
Yes
Oh, I see
Oh, soy sauce
Yes
And...
Vinegar
And miso
Miso?!
It's not good!
But it's miso!
Is that all you know?!
I can't stand this!
If you can't stand it, be smart!
I don't know who came up with this crazy idea,
but I want to eat a lot of "sashisseso"
And I've been thinking about it
Yes, yes
Can I say it?
"sashisseso" is...
Yes
I'm singing about all seasonings
Oh, I see
But it's different here
"sashisseso" refers to the tools that go with it
I see!
Yes!
This is very educational!
What is this?!
All right, ladies and gentlemen, tell me about your tools!
Tools!
Red "satana" and...
Net!
When you're making yakisoba, you can't make yakisoba without a net!
You can't make yakisoba without a net!
Why do you keep repeating yourself? Just say it once!
What's the face?
Huh?
Ah, ah, ah! The collar!
Collar?!
It's the collar. Who would want to cook rice with a collar?
Who would cook rice without a collar?!
What's "ta"?
Huh?
"Ta"!
Just say it once!
A chopstick!
A chopstick?!
If you don't have a chopstick, it's easy to flip over and your hands get hot!
Stop it!
"Ta"!
Ah?!
"Ta"! Just say it once! "Ta"!
What do you think it is?
"Ta" is a tool, isn't it?
That's right!
Ow!
That's right. I remember now.
It's a shelf.
A shelf?!
A shelf.
Why a shelf?
When you can't use what you said until now!
A shelf is fine, so "na"!
It's "na"!
This is the point.
The last thing you say is enough to make you angry.
That's right.
Yes!
It's "na", right?
Yes.
A net...
Yes.
A hook...
Yes.
A chopstick...
Yes.
A shelf...
Yes.
Uh...
And so on!
[Laughter]
Is he crying?
[Laughter]
Matsumoto-san, you have a 12-minute image.
[Laughter]
Can you do it?
I didn't know that!
I'll do my best!
[Laughter]
When you walk back home,
there are many times when the heel of your socks comes forward.
Matsumoto-san, who on earth did this?
In this world, there are people who hate people and hate sin... hate sin and hate people,
and there are people who say that there is no culprit in this case,
but all of that is a lie, and no matter what happens, the culprit will fall.
That's right. Without it, it wouldn't have happened.
Even if it is said that you are a genius,
in the end, it is often a small accumulation of human beings that leads to such a thing.
Right? Hespopaspar... Hespopaspar...
That's enough!
Who on earth did this to my socks?!
Then... let's say it in English.
[Laughter]
No, let's not say it in English.
What?!
[Laughter]
But who did it?
For example, a cat?
It can't be a cat.
[Laughter]
I know!
It can't be a cat.
A cat did it.
If a cat did it, I know.
I know!
If a cat came and did it like this, I know.
[Laughter]
But the answer is a cat.
[Laughter]
It's annoying.
[Laughter]
Hey! Do it properly!
[Laughter]
What is that?! What is that?!
I just said it was annoying!
[Laughter]
Matsumoto-san, who defeated his father, and became a celebrity.
Yes.
Children say they surpass their parents one day, but do juniors ever surpass their seniors?
This is difficult, isn't it? What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You should have worn socks instead of socks.
You're the one who started it.
I don't know.
When it comes to work, when juniors surpass their seniors,
it's not about the workload.
That's right.
I don't know.
This kid's question is weird.
Isn't it?
That's right.
You think so, don't you?
I do.
I can't be fooled like this.
How can you say socks are better?
But there's no one wearing socks.
Anyway, there's no one wearing socks.
You said you came forward as you walked because the rubber was loose.
Who would laugh at you?
No.
No? Wait a minute.
That's too frank.
What do you do for a living?
Why are you here? What do you do for a living?
Why can't you say it out loud?
To fool you.
Is that so?
You're here to fool me!
I can't believe you're talking like that.
It's weird.
Isn't it?
Speak up!
Yes.
I like your attitude.
But now that I think about it, I can't say something like that.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Right?
Yes.
I was scared.
I was so nervous I couldn't do it.