AISubs v3.5
Yohan's wife!
Yohan and Fusai are good friends
They always watch Yohan's show together
Yohan's husband
Yohan's wife
Yohan always eats at night
Yohan's wife
Wait, wait, wait!
Who made you do this?
I don't know
Probably not me but
Maybe your charisma
You're a charismatic entertainer
Who?
I'm not like that
I'm not wearing charisma collar.
Hey, this is charisma collar.
This is charisma ham sausage.
It's popular now.
Charisma hairdresser.
What is charisma hairdresser?
I don't know.
I'm not wearing charisma.
What is charisma?
I'm doing it myself.
I'm charisma hairdresser.
I'm doing it from behind.
I'm doing it in 10 minutes.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you.
It's been a year since I shaved my beard.
Until now, there are about three people.
They come and shake hands with me.
In Tokyo, too.
Can I touch your head?
What are you doing?
You're funny.
You should have been nicer to your fans.
You should have shaved your beard.
That's rude!
I'm begging you! Why don't you walk and get hit in the back?
Isn't that annoying?
No, that's really annoying!
By the way, please understand that part.
What if you get a towel or something and get like this in the back?
But if you get a towel and get like this in the back, it's a little funny.
Oh, is that so?
That's the difference between common sense and non-common sense.
You have to make it clearer.
Let's say you have a 17 or 18-year-old girl who you don't know.
Can you touch her head?
Normally, you would hit her with a horse.
A horse?
You would hit her with a horse.
That's fine.
Can I hit you in the head if you don't do it?
No, you can't.
You can't hit me in the head.
Normally, you would hit me in the head. I hate humans.
I don't get hit that much.
Hey, Mexico good evening.
You shouldn't be like this!
You know, like this.
I know.
You have your own shape.
I know.
Why are you messing with me like this?
You know, like this.
And if you put on a lipstick...
I'll do it like this.
No, no.
If you can't do it like you should, I'll give up!
No, no. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Hey, isn't it Mickey Mouse?
Hey you, really, think about it!
You're 36!
Mickey Mouse has become a car boy!
Hey, it's not like I did it!
I definitely can't do it.
It's not like I can't do it! It's just that I don't think I can do it!
Do you want to try it?
Do you want to do it or not?
Wait a minute!
It's not like I can't do it!
It's fine, but this...
Gold is easy to endure, but it stinks!
It doesn't stink.
It doesn't even look like it!
I knew you wouldn't look like it!
It stinks, doesn't it?!
What's with you?!
(Cheering)
I can't believe you're so happy!
(Cheering)
Let me out!
By the way, you're worse than the person who just turned on the TV.
(Cheering)
The smile of children all over the world is said to be a treasure.
There is a famous fairy tale about why the sea became salty.
Is there a fairy tale about why people became armpits?
Of course there is!
Don't you know about it?
Of course there is!
In Gunma Prefecture...
It's called "Hyotan and Grandpa".
(Laughter)
Really?!
It's really in Gunma Prefecture.
Don't you know about it?
I've seen most of Japanese fairy tales.
I see.
Tell me about it.
Well... Grandpa had...
Grandma had it.
I don't know!
Grandpa had it and Grandma had it...
Grandpa doesn't have it!
Grandpa had it...
And since Grandpa couldn't work for Grandpa...
Grandma had to do the work for him.
Then Hyotan came out.
She did the work for him and Hyotan came out of it.
(Laughter)
I won't allow you to absorb it.
(Laughter)
I won't let you do it.
Hey, hey, hey, what should I do?
Oh, it's okay. I'll teach you.
Teach me who it is.
Is it okay? Let's have a conversation, then.
What is that?
While having a conversation...
Are you going to use it?
(Laughter)
It's a very simple story.
While having a conversation,
you should always put English in it.
I see, I see.
Do you understand?
If you are asked something and you don't put even one English word in it,
you shouldn't give it back.
Do you understand?
If you give it back, will you be punished?
Of course, of course.
I see.
It's hot today, isn't it?
Oh...
It was degression, wasn't it?
(Laughter)
It's nice weather today, but it seems like it will rain tomorrow.
Oh, that's a dark side, isn't it?
(Laughter)
It may rain tomorrow, but it will be sunny the next day.
Oh, it's a stretch, isn't it?
(Laughter)
What is it?
(Laughter)
You know, it's too early.
(Laughter)
It's too late.
(Laughter)
It's too late.
(Laughter)
I almost cried.
(Laughter)
You should talk more.
You should talk for at least one minute.
(Laughter)
Then you should ask me.
(Laughter)
If you don't, I can't do it.
(Laughter)
Do you understand?
You know, it seems like Tatsuyoshi's match was held in Osaka.
And you went there by yourself.
From what I heard,
even though you always take someone with you,
you went to Osaka Dome by yourself that day.
Anyway, it was Tatsuyoshi's last match.
Right? He said it's fine.
And on his way back...
It seems like he came back on a day trip.
Normally, even if you stay overnight,
you go out of the venue and get in a taxi as soon as the match is over.
Right? He said it's fine.
He came back from Tokyo by bullet train.
It seems like it was a tough day!
I can't think of anything.