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We will now begin the first fair and square trial.
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Prosecutors and investigators, please enter your cases.
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Prosecutors and investigators, please enter your cases.
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Prosecutors and investigators, please enter your cases.
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So small.
(Laughter)
Returning, Saito Toshihide.
Chief director of "Gaki no Tsuken".
He has contributed greatly to the show up until now, but his honesty...
In order to hide his embarrassing nature, he has said many big words and caused trouble for people.
It has been discovered that he is a very shallow human being.
Tonight, his true nature will be revealed.
So small.
It's small, isn't it?
It hasn't started yet.
That's right.
I've been watching it for 10 years.
Thank you.
I'm glad Childseed was assigned to you.
(Laughter)
Prosecutor Hamada, please provide evidence.
Yes! This time too, just like other trials, the villain's evil deeds are summarized in a VTR.
Yes.
Viewers, first of all...
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
How shallow it is...
That's right.
You don't know, do you?
No.
First of all, please watch the VTR.
It happened during a rehearsal of "Downtown," which was broadcast on Japanese television before.
"Downtown"!
Okay, rehearsal is starting!
Excuse me, Mr. Sakamoto.
There aren't enough people, so can you do the guest role?
Sure, no problem.
And the rehearsal starts.
So, what do you think of this idea?
Wow, you're good at coming up with things like this.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The rehearsal proceeds smoothly, and then...
Ah! I'm late!
I'm sorry!
I'm late!
The first thing that jumped into Heipo's eyes was the appearance of Mr. Sakamoto, who had a smiley face on stage.
Hey, Mr. Sakamoto!
As a director, why are you sitting there right now?!
That's why you don't do "pat" as a director and you don't even sing!
Suddenly, Heipo gets angry like crazy.
What the hell are you doing?!
Get out of the way!
Come on, hurry up!
No, um, Mr. Saito...
There weren't enough people, so I was doing the guest role...
Ah! I see!
Then it's fine!
Heipo didn't apologize for his misunderstanding and finished it in one word.
After this, it goes without saying that the rehearsal atmosphere was the worst.
Mr. Saito!
I'd like you to approve of this dimension, but what do you think?
Please approve of this dimension.
We just saw the video.
Yes, the victim is...
Director Sadao Moto.
Yes.
Please tell us about it.
Well...
The hardest part is...
not knowing the situation...
but saying anything.
I see.
You don't think about what you're doing now.
You're late...
and you don't know what's going on...
but you point it out...
and you realize you're wrong...
but you don't apologize?
That's right.
Before that...
I've been told by my seniors...
that the director should be in the front...
and give instructions.
I see.
That's what I've been taught.
Yes, yes.
But Director Sadao Moto...
is on the stage...
and I thought it was weird...
and I ended up cutting it out.
But most of the time...
the staff does things for the talent.
Yes, they do.
Before that...
Director Sadao Moto...
and other directors...
the director should be on this side...
and give instructions.
You push that button.
Yes.
That's what I said...
but everyone is on the stage.
I thought I wasn't listening...
to what they were saying.
And you cut it out?
Yes, I cut it out.
Even if you cut it out...
if you cut it out...
you can't win, can you?
You'll end up in jail!
And my seniors have told me...
that when you're in charge...
you shouldn't change what you say.
That's what I've been taught.
Even if you realize you're wrong?
If you don't push it through...
you can't win.
You should push it through more!
No, no.
That's how you win.
You're good!
When Sadao Moto gets angry...
you have power.
It's like showing off.
I can sense that kind of atmosphere.
Well, you do have power.
I told you, you do have power.
It's like showing off.
One day,
Hey Pon and his colleagues,
met a telepathic enemy.
Chyler!
Meet me here in two hours.
Please!
Yes, understood!
Hello?
Nice to meet you. My name is Saito.
Oh, really?
Um, Saito, who do you look like?
Let me see...
I don't know why, but I think I'm a little small.
Oh, is that so?
They had a big argument,
and two hours later...
How did it go?
It didn't work at all.
It doesn't work that well, does it?
They couldn't get any points from the girls at all.
However...
Well...
We promised seven people.
Huh?
Are you serious?
By the way, how about you girls?
No, we didn't...
You guys are hopeless!
You can't work because you're not good at it!
Please!
But that and this...
What's the difference?
I can't say "television man" if I don't fire one or two people from my channel!
Since only one person got seven points,
Hei Pou goes on and on about it.
You guys are really helpful!
Then I'll give you this.
Hei Pou gives away his points to everyone.
Are you sure about this?
I'm fine with it!
Let's have a party tonight!
At seven o'clock, Chang Nei will come to Wansa!
And at the promised time,
Hei Po goes to meet a girl with confidence.
Excuse me, I'm Saito...
Huh?
I'm Saito who promised you on the TV.
What are you talking about?
Um... Tamura Masakazu's...
Huh? What is it?
Hei Po calls out to the girl even though she's obviously rejected.
Um... Tamura Masakazu's...
Um...
Help me! I'm trapped!
Hei Po continues to wait for the girl who shouldn't have come for an hour.
Now, Mr. Kobayashi.
Yes.
You know about the TV show, right?
Yes, I do.
Shinichi Mori and Masako Mori...
...will have a wedding.
Japanese TV will broadcast it live.
I see.
The staff, me and Saito will be there.
The show will be broadcast at about nine o'clock.
Then it will be over.
Should we go to the TV club again?
That's what we talked about.
Then Mr. Saito said...
TV club again? Come on, stop it!
It's okay to go...
But don't tell TV guys or directors...
that you're the coolest!
That's what we said.
That's a great idea.
Then let's go.
We took Mr. Saito to the TV club.
By chance, Saito was next to me.
I asked him casually...
Hello?
I'm Saito.
What are you doing?
Are you watching TV?
What are you watching?
What? A wedding in Mori Mori?
No, I'm the general director!
The general direction is different.
It wasn't the general direction.
Well, the TV is a weapon that belongs to some women.
No, you said you wouldn't say that!
I think you better use it.
But you said you wouldn't use it.
But you said you wouldn't!
Because I don't want him to have it.
Oh, that's gross.
Thank you, sir!
This is what happened when Maria Yamada came as a guest to "The Servant of the Child".
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
Ms. Yamada is here.
Oh, I see.
Aidy comes to report that Maria Yamada has arrived.
Gars, I worked with Maria Yamada on another show and I bought a horse.
Really?
After all, when I make a good performance, it seems like the talent has a good impression of me.
They really like me.
Heipo is proud of himself.
From their lips, I could feel their intimacy.
Wow, you're amazing, Mr. Saito!
I got nervous and...
What's up with you?
What are you talking about?
Aren't you a great TV man, too?
Be more confident!
Being a TV man is not only about doing a good job and having the talent remember you, but it's also about work!
Heipo is furious at Aidy's pathetic attitude.
Oh, well, well, Heipo.
Anyway, I'm going to say hello to Maria now, so if you know her, please follow me.
Heipo appears before Maria.
Oh, there you are! Maria!
Huh? Can't you hear me? Maria! Huh? Did you forget about me?
Maria didn't remember anything about Heipo at all.
Maria!
This man is stupid!
Your Honor, I have a witness.
Yes, I do.
Mr. Suga.
Yes.
Well, the video is over now.
Yes.
Your Honor.
Well, Eddie was scolded in the first half of the video, but I was also scolded.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, we didn't get along with the female talents at all.
Yes, we didn't.
I was a little jealous.
I see.
So, I can't say "pee" because I'm doing a good job every day.
What?
I'm doing my best every day.
So, the female talents also scold me.
The female talents also scold me!
On that day, it was raining and we were shooting at night.
Yes, I remember.
Maria was wearing an umbrella and standing at a pedestrian bridge.
Yes, I remember.
So, we were approaching the pedestrian bridge.
At first, Heipo shouted "Maria!" from about 20 meters away.
Then, Heipo shouted "Huh? Can't you hear me?" again.
Then, Heipo shouted "Maria!" again from about 5 meters away.
Can't you see me because it's dark?
Then, we approached the pedestrian bridge and shouted "Maria!" from such a distance.
Huh? Don't you know me?
Is it true that you worked together before?
No, we only met a little bit before we worked together.
But, why do you say that you get along with each other very well?
Well, it's true that we met and talked to each other.
You don't get along with each other at all.
But we do get along with each other.
No, you don't get along with each other.
Even if you are an amateur, you can get along with each other.
But we are having a meeting, aren't we?
As an amateur, you had a meeting with Maria Yamada.
I felt her eyes when we had a meeting.
You felt it, but you didn't know it.
That's right.
At worst, Maria Yamada and I have a long relationship, and it's good to think about it.
But we don't say it out loud.
If we say it out loud, it's no good.
The staff of "Gaki no Chikai" are weaker than female talents.
You are stronger than me!
You can't be stronger than me!
What are you doing in a different place?
You haven't been blessed with love.
So, if you say something good about me, people will say, "Oh, you like me."
You haven't been blessed with love.
I'm not good at or hate love.
I have a love syndrome.
What's wrong with you?
Love syndrome?
Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman?
Yes, I have.
But we've been together for a long time.
Even if we've been together for a long time, it's only one or two months.
You're a junior high school student.
Who have you been with?
There are a lot of women with a love syndrome.
Wait a minute!
Can you say you've been with a woman with a love syndrome?
What kind of love syndrome is it?
A woman with a potato syndrome.
It's not like you're going to a hotel, you're going to make a phone call, and you're going to say you've been with a woman with a love syndrome.
It's a business.
But you're nice to me.
I've been thinking about it for a while now, but he doesn't know that you're dating.
Do you always call her or does she call you?
No, I like it better when I call her. My senior told me this, too, but you have to get it from a man.
I've been thinking about it for a while now, but who is that senior?
No, I'm curious.
That senior is smaller than you.
It's important.
If that's the case, I know what's going on in the little world.
No, wait a minute. You're still a beginner and you have a lot of experience, so let's watch the next video.
In the past, Heipo went to Korea for a program interview.
Hey, Heipo, you're going to Korea for an interview?
Yes, that's right.
I'm leaving tomorrow.
Interviews are important, but I'm going to Korea, so have fun tonight.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going there for fun.
There are a lot of movies I want to shoot in Korea.
That kind of determination to cut is where you show your skills as a director.
There's no way I'm playing right now.
Please.
Heipo is overwhelmed by his determination as a director.
I'm sorry.
I'm counting on you, Heipo.
Leave it to me.
And finally, Heipo says thank you to the director.
I'm jealous.
Tsubaki-saku!
Korea is so nice!
The cityscape, food culture, it's so exciting!
To be honest, it's the best!
And Heipo returns home.
Heipo, how was Korea?
It was perfect!
And finally, the broadcast day of the show came.
What is this?
This show is mostly Kimchi up.
The scenery was like a one-cut shot taken from the hotel window.
In the end, Heipo has been enjoying his work in Korea.
I'm jealous.
Heipo, what do you think?
When it comes to Korea, it's Kimchi up.
I wanted to focus on that.
But the 20-minute VTR only lasted one and a half minutes.
That's not much!
The shooting time was only 30 minutes.
I'm sorry.
But most of the scenes were used.
Even if Heipo went there for a week and saw all the materials,
there wasn't a single one-cut shot of the evening scenery.
It was only daytime.
Then he was playing all night!
That's right.
The coordinator over there is a very nice person.
When it's about four in the evening, he comes to pick me up in a different way.
This is funny!
Saito-san, let's go!
Yes.
To a different place.
I can't say no.
After we finished filming there,
the night view just disappeared.
Do you go there at four every day?
Yes.
Why do you go there at four?
If I don't go there early, there won't be any good girls.
That's too cruel!
You've decided it!
This is what happened at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris
when Hamada Masato went there for his penalty game "Avian Cuminique".
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Saito Toshii in Paris!
It's been a while!
And then...
Nice to meet you.
I'll be your coordinator for today.
Ah, bonjour!
My name is Saito.
Um, let me get straight to the point about work.
I'd like to shoot a scene where you go "boom" in Paris.
A scene like "this is it, Paris".
There was one, wasn't there, around this airport?
Huh?
Around this airport?
That's right.
There was one where you went "boom", wasn't there?
No, there wasn't one around this airport, but...
That can't be!
I've been there many times, so I know!
But a scene like that is...
The first time they meet, the coordinator suddenly starts complaining.
That's enough!
Ah...
Even if you do this, you're wasting your time, so I'll guide you!
The coordinator says that he knows more about Paris than the coordinator.
However...
That's weird...
I'm sure there was one around here!
Unable to find their destination, they get confused.
There should be one! I'm sure I saw a big clock stand around here!
Huh? Doesn't that mean the Heathrow Airport in England?
What?!
What Heipo was saying wasn't about the De Gaulle Airport in Paris, but about the Heathrow Airport in England.
Why don't you say it more clearly?! Are you still a coordinator?!
After confusing everyone around, Heipo finally lost his temper with the coordinator.
We met for the first time, and three minutes later, I got really angry.
"Why are you a coordinator?" I got really angry and had to move to Geneva.
I took an avian.
When I arrived in Geneva, it was past 11 AM, and when I entered the hotel, there wasn't much food left.
Why do we have to eat such terrible food?!
We don't want to eat this, so we're trying our best to direct it!
The food was still poisonous.
But the coordinator was getting smaller and smaller.
So we ate while getting angry.
And the coordinator said, "So Geneva has something to do with this?"
What's wrong with you?!
So this is it, right?
This is what's wrong with me.
Everything.
If you really want to cut off the TV, cutting it off is the best way.
Cutting it off is the best way.
I'm licking it, so don't cut it off.
Now, the Director of the Publishing House, Hitoshi Matsumoto, will announce the verdict.
The defendant, Heipo, has been causing trouble for many people with his unbelievable big mouth.
This is irreplaceable.
He has exceeded our expectations.
Therefore, there is no room for excuses.
The verdict is...
Guilty!
He's saying "shy, shy".
Amazing.
What a show.
Ouch! It tickles!