AISubs v3.5
Yamadaku
So what happened?
We don't know, but Yamadaku said "rebirth" and...
I said "rebirth" from today.
So he said "rebirth" as a "rebirth comedian" and...
From the moment he met us, he started saying "rebirth" a hundred times.
I see.
We said "it's impossible" but...
No, I'll do it.
To be honest, "rebirth" is...
Same as me.
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm a natural born comedian, so...
Oh, it's started.
It's started.
He's saying "rebirth" a lot.
But we can't hear it at all.
We can't hear it at all.
Are you playing Mahjong or what?
Oh, I see.
It's hard to understand.
Look at this cream cheese!
I'm on a diet!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Lunaire?!
Lunaire?! What does that mean?!
What's going on?
I'm sorry, but we have other customers.
Did you wait for me?
Huh?
Did you wait for me?
I'm sorry.
No, I mean...
Your mother called you...
Why?!
You're so French!
Are you French?!
No.
I'm sorry!
What kind of restaurant is this?!
What?!
But...
It was cloudy again today.
Yeah.
Where is it?
It's cloudy!
Huh?
The weather is...
It's up to 34 degrees in the afternoon.
Oh, yeah!
It's up to 34 degrees in the summer!
It's hot.
It's up to 36 degrees in the summer.
39 degrees?! That's too hot!
I hate it! I can't sleep!
What's going on?
You're...
Oh, right!
You put your umbrella in front of you...
And you purposely put it behind you...
And you're wearing a marionette!
That's not funny at all!
Huh?
Is it always like this?
No, it's not like that.
Come on, show me your face!
You look like you're wearing an umbrella and you're bald!
Why is it like this?
Why is it like this?! Everyone's having fun!
Isn't there something we can do about it?
Is there?!
Huh?
What is it?
Of course there is!
No, there isn't.
But I don't think it's something you can just say out loud.
Well, I don't know about that.
From now on, I'm going to be more careful...
And I'm going to be more careful, too.
Which one?
Isn't there something we can do about it?
Of course there is!
What are you talking about?
You too, right, Mr. Hamada?
It's not like we're doing it as a band or anything.
No, I want to be like you, Mr. Hamada.
But I think we're different types of people.
Mr. Hamada and you are different types of people.
We're about the same age, we have the same cute faces, and you too, Mr. Hamada.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
No, there are different positions. It's not like I'm bad or you're bad or who's good.
That's right, it's not about who's good or who's bad.
So it's fine with your current position.
My current position?
If we're in the same position, I'm begging you, let's play a game of chess.
Let's play a game of chess.
If we're in the same position...
But you haven't really said anything about it.
That's a lie.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, cut it out!
Dongri, Manako and Henochi, cut it out!
What are you laughing about? Say something!
Sing, sing! Dongri, Manako and Henochi, cut it out!
Can I go home now?
Wait a second.
It's about...
No, wait a second.
It's too early for you to go home like that.
Go home? What are you?
Um...
Forget it.
Hey, go home!
I was talking about this resort mansion!
Cut it out!
There's a resort mansion in a convenience store!
Don't get too worked up!
Can I go home now?
Cut it out, Manako!
Cut it out!
Excuse me.
Mild Seven, Mild Seven, Mild Seven...
Eat it up!
You scared me!
It was like a pigeon shooting a bean gun!
Like a pigeon?
I'll say it.
Don't say it!
I can't say it!
Hey!
Mild Seven, Mild Seven, Mild Seven!
Mild Seven!
What are you looking at?
Mild Seven!
Mild Seven...
Don't make me host!
What?
You don't like it?
Not at all.
It's painful.
To be here.
It's my first time being in such a tough cafe.
That's because you're wearing a shirt around your neck.
Don't be stupid.
Cut it out!
You're getting on my nerves.
I'm scared of you getting mad at me.
I'm going to the bathroom.
What are you eating?
Cream cheese cake?
You're on a diet!
Is that it?
Do you want me to hang up?
You're embarrassing me!
Hey, Tanaka.
What's going on?
It was really bad.
I don't know.
It's like you're reborn.
I don't know.
I don't think it's a joke.
Maybe you should put something like a little blur in it.
That's right.
I see.
Yes, really.
Well, really...
To the audience around you...
I'm going to go in more and more.
Can I smoke a cigarette?
What?
I'm telling you to suck it up!
Hey.
Yes.
It's too late!
Why are you eating that much?
Oh, it was the other way around.
See? He said it himself.
If you don't say "cut", it's hard for me to blur it out.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
Hey, what are you looking at?!
Hey, shut up!
Shut up!
You're not wearing it! Shut up!
I'm not wearing it!
That's what I said!
The last emperor!
I don't need it!
That's good.
You're only moving your arms.
You're not moving your arms!
That's what I wanted you to praise me for!
Oh, here it comes!
Candy's highlight is coming in!
Look, the highlight is coming in!
Hey, hey, hey!
Renzo! Renzo!
Renzo! I'm waiting for you!
Kintaro's...
Party's coming in!
Who broke it?!
Give me your hand!
Please forgive me!
"Please forgive me"?
You're a pervert everywhere!
No, I'm not.
Please forgive me.
No, you're not!
I don't like it!
What do you mean you don't like it?!
It's painful!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Do whatever you like!
It's too late for me to live like this!
It's too late for you to live like this!
What's with you?!
To be honest...
Yes?
I quit.
What do you mean you quit?
I can't quit like this.
Why can't you quit?!
If it ends like this...
It'll be bad for me.
Huh?!
It'll be bad for me.
Bad for you?
Yes.
It'll be bad for you?
Yes.
It'll be bad for you?
Yes.
You've done it many times.
No more?
Asaka!
It's fine now.
What meeting? Meeting? What meeting are you having?
It'll be funny if you keep looking at me like that.
What are you doing?
Are you changing your cell phone number?
Huh?
Good morning!
It's terrible.
Yes, what is it?
What the hell?!
Yes!
Congratulations on 100th anniversary of Yamazaki Tsukkomi!
Yes!
Hey! Goodbye!
Will you still say it in the end?
Hehehe.
Aren't you going to play a game of mahjong?
It's the worst.
You walked barefoot.
That's the worst.
You got caught.
Yohkan, Yohkan, Yoh!
Yohkan and Usai are good friends.
They always watch Yohkan together.
Yohkan's husband.
Yohkan's wife.
At night, they eat Yohkan.
Haha!
What do you think of Pokemon?
Why do you ask me about Pokemon? What do you want me to answer? I don't know anything about it!
Is it in your book?
What's in it?
Comics? Movies?
No, I saw it in the newspaper and it seems like it's quite common.
Ah, is that so?
I don't quite understand Pokemon.
I don't know anything about it either.
You don't know anything about it? That's weird.
Why?
"Pikachu", "Pikachu" it says.
"Pikachu" means "Pikachu" doesn't it?
I don't think it's that stupid.
What do you mean?
It's just shouting your own name, isn't it?
But...
For example, if I say it...
Matsumoto Higashi!
But if you say it like that, no one will say it.
"Pikachu" is your own name, isn't it?
Well...
If you say it like that, children's psychology will...
I don't know. You like children, don't you, Pikachu?
Well, I guess I like them... Pikachu, I mean...
You know, cards and stuff like that...
No, I don't collect them.
Let me say something about money.
My dad is a comedian.
I have money.
I don't know.
Even if I were a child, I would never fall for Pikachu. I'm confident about it.
Ever since I was a kid, I hated that kind of stuff.
For example, you know, when Kamen Rider was popular...
Everyone wore Kamen Rider sneakers.
I don't know about that...
There's a picture of Kamen Rider here.
But when I was a kid, I thought it was weird!
Kamen Rider doesn't wear those kind of shoes!
That's right.
Right?! Kamen Rider wears boots...
But he wears a picture of Kamen Rider and says "Kamen Rider sneakers"...
That's like going from Kamen Rider to the farthest place!
That's true... I haven't worn them either...
Right?!
Kamen Rider sneakers, Kamen Rider furikake...
If you had Kamen Rider furikake, you'd eat anything!
I don't know about that!
But even if you say "Kamen Rider furikake", it doesn't taste like Kamen Rider!
If it tastes like a mat...
You'd buy it, right?!
I would!
I would buy it!
But even if you say "Kamen Rider furikake", Kamen Rider doesn't eat Kamen Rider furikake!
I don't know about that...
That's what I couldn't keep up with as a kid.
And if I kept saying that, Matsumoto would say it's disgusting...
And I couldn't have any friends...
It's awkward...
No, it's not awkward...
We were talking in the bar...
I heard what you said...
I don't know what you're talking about...
I heard what you said...
I got it!
What do you mean you got it?
What are you talking about?
I got it!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry!
I got it!
You're lying!
Are you serious?
I'll tell you...
Shut up!
I got it!
This is the worst...
Come here!
This is the worst...
I heard what you said...
Come here! It's not like that!
This is so funny!
Come here!
And then the producer came and said...
Stop it!
Stop all the cameras!
And there's a guest...
And the guest...
This is...
Don't disturb anything!
Even if you go home...
F*** you!
Are you kidding me?
When I said "I got it!", everyone turned their heads back.
And as soon as I turned my head back, like nothing happened,
F*** you again!
W-what do you mean? Where's the 50 points?
Your hair is always like this.
50 points...
You're the one who got off, but you're still here.
50 points...
Just like this...
Even now, where's the 50 points?
50 points...
Even now, where's the 50 points?
Wow, that's amazing!
It's just a rumor!
I heard it with my own ears!
I don't know for sure!
I don't know for sure if it's true or not!
And I don't think it's true!
But an amateur would never say something like that!
I see...
And now it's a secret rumor.
It's just a rumor, right?
It's just a rumor.
I mean...
If that rumor was true...
Then...
I shouldn't have done it, right?
But you didn't think you'd get it, did you?
You didn't think you'd get it, did you?
I was too excited.
You were too excited.
I shouldn't have turned my head back.
Come on...
I shouldn't have turned my head back.
Let me out!
If you're going to let it out, does it mean you're going to live?
Um, there's a "two" (two)
Ah, yes!
And it seems like you can hit it.
Paper!
This is...
This is an occult!
Matsumoto-san, you are famous for the first time in Japan for sorting garbage.
Yes, that's fine.
First of all, it seems that you can distinguish between men and women,
but please explain it in such a way that even a small child in front of the TV cannot understand it.
You and your child are...
...two people.
Yes, yes.
Men and men, right?
Men and men.
What is this?
Why?
You really wanted men and women, didn't you?
Why is that?
Well, men and men are kind of boring, aren't they?
Boring?
Because when you go home, it's full of *****, isn't it?
It's full of *****, "my home sweet memory".
It's weird!
Badou-san, I can't tell you apart.
But you also want to be a woman in your third life, right?
- Well, if only... - A man, a man, a man...
- If only... - Right?
- A man, a man, a man... - If only...
So I'll tell you about it.
- Oh, will you? - Yes.
- Tell me both of them. - What do you want me to do?
- Tell me both of them. - No, thank you.
- A man and a woman. - No, thank you.
- A man... Tell me about the man first. - Yes, wait a minute.
If you tell me all of them, I'll tell you.
Well, I'll wait.
- I don't know. - I'll tell you only about this.
The expression of a man.
- The expression of a man doesn't change. - It doesn't change.
- A man is about strength. - Yes.
- And a woman is about kindness. - Yes.
- This is a theme, right? - Yes.
- If you don't protect it, you can't distinguish between men and women. - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- From now on, you shouldn't look at the little ones. - I see.
It's a very hard story.
- Well, try to suppress it as much as you can. - Well, well, yes.
This is the situation, right?
- Well, in the end, it's like this, right? - What should we do?
- In the end... Oh, you, you can say anything. - Yes.
Look at me.
Face me.
- Face you? What do you mean? - Yes.
Like this?
You shouldn't do it like that.
When you want a man, you should do it more powerfully.
This is a man.
And a woman...
Emphasizes kindness.
- That's why men and women are born. - No way!
- It's not possible for men and women to be born like that. - Of course not!
Even if you look like this halfway through your life, you are still born a man.
- So, I'm sure you've thought like this twice before. - I see.
- So, from now on, starting from tonight... - Why tonight?
Starting tonight...
I think you've become a man now.
If you become like that...
- How can you change like that just by looking at me? - At that moment...
But you didn't look like this. Your wife didn't look like you.
- Your wife... - It's the same thing.
- When their powers overlap... - I see.
This is how girls are born.
- If you show me a gentle face... - A gentle face... Please show me a gentle face.
Then I'll take a gentle tissue and give it to you.
I don't want it to end like this.
Exceeding all sports...
As a leader, he went around the world...
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who has disciples.
Yes, yes, there are disciples all over the world.
Hammer throwers, spear throwers, and even baseball pitchers...
After throwing, they shout out loud, but their shouting doesn't suit them.
However, is there a sport in which shouting out loud increases the record?
Of course there is.
You know about hammer throwers and spear throwers, don't you?
Yes, yes.
Other than that, shouting out loud is...
For example, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Hey, you lost.
You lost because you didn't shout out loud.
It's not just about sports?
It's not just about sports.
Why is that?
Because it's about concentration.
Yes, rock-paper-scissors.
Hey, you lost because you didn't shout out loud.
What kind of woman am I?
Right?
That's right, isn't it?
Then let's try shouting out loud next.
Right?
Here we go.
Can I say it?
I'll say it.
Ah, that's difficult.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Can you read the atmosphere?
What are you doing?
You know, don't you?
It's spinning over there, don't you?
Why don't you know?
But it's nothing like that!
Even if you know it, it's like that.
What do you mean?
Please say something.
Apple.
What?!
Please say something!
Watermelon.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
Just say it!
I'm not answering!
Just say it!
Say it!
TV
No!
Shoes
No!
You're lying!
What's wrong with you?
OK
Don't underestimate me.
Zura
Actually...
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
Are you OK?
I just asked you!
What's wrong with you?
I didn't see it!
That's all.
Everyone, really...
I didn't hear anything about today's story.
Why do you say that to people?
Why?
No, it's really...
What's wrong with you?
It's really...
What's wrong with you?
No, it's really...
What's wrong with you?
No, it's really...
Oh, it's OK.