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In the 1st Academy Awards, Zig Zig's 10th Anniversary Special Performance, "Dive, Dive, Scuba Diving"!
Yes! It's been 10 years since I've been a gangster!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Tell me what you're saying! I know I'm rude!
You're just a bad guy!
Tell me what you're doing!
What are you doing?!
That's enough!
He's right.
It's been 10 years since I've been a gangster!
I said it earlier.
Since it's a special occasion, we'll all experience scuba diving today!
Huh?
Challenge!
Do it!
Let's do scuba diving underwater!
I see!
It's been 10 years since I've been a gangster!
That's why we're doing it!
You're just a bad guy!
The engine started.
You're just a bad guy!
You've never done it before!
So, take off your hat!
Wait!
That's why we're doing scuba diving!
Understand?!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
I'd like you all to learn from me!
This is...
Why are you doing it?
It's my second time.
I've done it twice.
So you have a license or something?
License? I don't need one for scuba diving!
You do!
I don't need one.
What about you?
Three times.
What?!
You're doing it!
I'm doing it!
You're doing it three times?
Seriously?!
Where were you?
I was in Ishigaki Island.
No, I was in Australia.
Australia?!
Are you serious?!
Australia?!
As you can see, even Sensei's Yamazaki has only dived twice!
This is the first time for Hamada and Endo!
Will they all be able to take underwater photos?!
Yamachan's scuba training!
Yes!
Please!
You all have to teach me properly!
It's my first time, so if I do it wrong...
I'll die!
That's right!
If you do it half-jokingly...
I'll never do it half-jokingly!
Yes!
First of all!
It's normal, right?
Are you sure you're not doing it half-jokingly?!
First of all!
Don't lick the sea!
It's written in red.
You absolutely can't lick the sea!
Yes.
It's normal...
Why is that?
You absolutely can't lick the sea!
That's all I have to say.
Hey!
Kage-chan and Minyo!
Don't laugh!
I've said the same thing over and over again!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Put this in the corner of your head.
In the corner?!
In the corner!
It's not important whether it's red or not.
It's fine! Just put it in the corner!
You absolutely can't lick the sea!
Next!
Next is the name of the emergency equipment.
Mask!
Yes.
Underwater mask.
You absolutely need an underwater mask.
Mask.
Next is the regulator.
Yes.
The regulator is the "shibo shibo" in your mouth.
"Shibo shibo"?!
What is "shibo shibo"?!
"Shibo shibo" is something that affects you from here.
Yes.
Something that affects you from here.
Next is the auxiliary air source.
Yes.
This is written as "air source" and "air source"!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Tell me what it is!
You're on your own, aren't you?!
I'll read it.
This is what it is.
This is, first of all, the residual air pressure.
Yes.
This is how much air is left...
Next is basic knowledge of diving.
First of all, knowledge of averaging pressure.
If you remember discomfort when diving...
What discomfort does it have?
Matsumoto-san, you have it, don't you?
Discomfort.
What do you mean?
Well... I'm a little uncomfortable now.
Ears.
Yes, yes.
Do "ears".
If you can't do "ears" properly,
the eardrum in the back...
will...
break!
I don't know.
I won't explain it in a picture anymore.
Can you teach me how to take it off?
Please close your nose.
Why?
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
If you don't do it, your eardrums will break.
Close your mouth.
Can you eat it inside?
Yes, you can eat it.
Can you eat it and close your nose?
Yes, you must close your nose.
Isn't your nose like this?
It's a mask.
But there is a hole in the mask.
Really?
Is there a hole in the mask?
Isn't there a hole in the mask?
Are you guys making fun of me?
Isn't there a hole in the mask?
No, there isn't.
There is a hole in the mask.
The mask doesn't have a hole in it.
There is a dent in the mask to make it easier for you to close your nose.
How do you do it?
Breathe in like this and breathe out like this.
It's hard to understand.
Breathe in like this and breathe out like this.
When you pull out your ears, look down and pinch your nose.
When you bite your nose, push out the air.
When you get on an airplane and your ears hurt, do you do it like this?
If you do it like that, you'll get air out of your ears.
No, I can't do it.
If you can't do it, you're in trouble.
If you can't do it, you'll never be able to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Please do it, Mr. Amata!
This is also important.
Next is lung.
This goes down as it is, right?
And this bubble, you know the bubble that comes up, right?
If you go ahead of it, your lung will explode and you'll get sick.
You'll get sick.
If it was like that, I would have given up.
There are so many diseases.
You just said it. You'll get sick.
You'll get sick.
It's like Mt. Fuji's disease.
You'll get a disease called "lung disease."
Really?
This is...
It's like this.
You'll never be able to do it.
What? It's like this?
If you suddenly float up, the ash won't be able to withstand the change of pressure.
Don't panic and slowly continue to breathe out as you float up.
Next is a hand signal that is important for protecting yourself in water.
If you have trouble, this is it.
Matsumoto-san is like this.
At Guam, it was really like this.
Finally, Mr. Yamazaki's question corner.
Yes, then for now...
Yes, end.
If a shark comes out, what should you do?
If a shark comes out, I will definitely meet it.
That's right.
If a shark comes out, I will definitely meet it.
If you meet a shark, don't panic and get caught in a nearby rock and wait for it to pass by.
If you catch a fish with your feet, don't do it.
What are you saying?
If you catch a fish with your feet...
If you catch a fish with your feet, what should you do?
If you panic and remove the regulator and remove the fin and remove everything...
Are you naked?
Right? It's a festival!
Diving festival!
When you use your feet, right?
Change into suits and practice in the pool!
You're the opposite!
Mr. Yamazaki!
First of all, getting used to water.
It comes off beautifully.
Great.
OK?
OK.
Here we go!
Why do you keep hitting me?
You're always there.
What's wrong with you?
You're not angry at all.
I'm not angry at you at all.
You've been our friend for a long time.
Thank you.
I'll show you a real example.
OK.
Please.
You did it, didn't you?
Contact.
What?
Contact.
It's really fun.
It's really good.
Wow, look at this.
It's floating right away.
Wow.
This is good, isn't it?
Wow, what's this?
It feels good.
It's great.
It's really fun.
I'm angry at you.
It's fun.
Here's an important ear-pulling exercise.
OK, let's do it.
I can't do it.
I did "foon" but I don't know what it is.
It doesn't hurt you, does it?
It doesn't matter if you do it or not.
I can't do it.
It's deep.
I can't eat it.
I can't do "foon" here.
It's too deep.
You're lying.
It's too deep.
Then, he puts on scuba equipment.
OK, I'll put my feet in.
It's not that deep.
What should we do? Let's go.
If you have time, you should go diving.
I can't stand it.
OK!
Hamada is very excited.
Will he be able to make it to the commemorative photo shoot?
What are you doing?
I told you not to do it.
What are you doing?
I'm tying my hair up.
I'm tying my shoulders up.
Next, underwater breathing exercise.
It's from above my chest.
Where?
If you do it from below, you'll hurt yourself.
From above my chest.
Hamada is a beginner. It's his first challenge.
I can't do it.
If I can't do it here, I'll never be able to do it.
Hamada is getting used to underwater breathing exercises.
Underwater Breathing Exercises
The other members manage to clear underwater breathing exercises.
So far, it's going pretty well.
It looks like everyone is doing scuba diving.
I'm the only one who's breathing heavily.
It's because of the water.
Because of the water?
But I think I can do it today.
Can you?
I'll show you how to do it.
It looks like you can do it.
Hamada, can you do it?
I can do it.
Okay.
I'd like to learn from Matsumoto-san.
I'd like to learn how to deal with water in a mask.
I see.
Thank you.
Can you do it?
Listen carefully.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
You can't hear me, can you?
I can hear you.
Can you do it?
Yes.
There are times when water comes in a mask.
When water comes in a mask, you have to look up.
Can you do it?
Can you hear me?
You can hear me, can't you?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can hear you.
But it's scary, isn't it?
Look at this.
Sensei!
My nose hurts!
And also, how to deal with trouble in water.
Next, we will do "remove regulator".
What do you mean?
Maybe you don't know what "remove regulator" is?
No, it's not like that.
Do it properly.
Why do we have to remove it?
Remove it once...
Hit it, right?
Yes, hit it.
And another regulator...
Yes, we have another one.
You have it, right?
Give it to the person next to you.
What? Can you remove it and put it in water at the same time?
There is this button, right?
Yes.
Push it once.
Like that.
Can you not put it in water?
What?
Can you not put it in water?
Are you human?
I'll kill you!
I'm about to die!
You can't kill me.
You can't put it in water.
Ah, I see what you mean.
Is it really that good?
Let's try it.
For me, it's delicious.
Seriously?
Everyone in the water gives the regulator to the person next to them.
Will they succeed?
(Splash)
Let me go!
That's right!
Hey, listen up!
You're not letting me talk at all!
I'm screaming "gaah" and you're not letting me talk at all!
Hama doesn't work at all.
He's challenged by himself, taught by everyone.
Mmm...
It's in.
It's in?
Yes.
And then you add this...
And if you do it quietly, it becomes normal.
Yeah.
Are you ready?!
Wow...
That's funny.
He's changed.
Is he okay?
Hurry up!
Okay, I'm ready!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
It's in, right?
It's in, it's in.
It's in!
The long-awaited commemorative photo shoot!
Let's go to Saito's gate!
Okay.
As a commemoration for today...
Okay.
Let's take a commemorative photo in the pool!
Hey! You don't have to go up there!
No, no, no, let's take it there.
This is my ideal.
Hahaha!
Oh, that's right!
No, I know what your ideal is, but...
Is it under the tree?
This is impossible!
But we'll prepare a bench for you down there.
No, it might be, but...
This won't go that far.
Mr. Downtown!
I'm in the middle!
Put it in here.
Um, you said this was a goggle, right?
Yeah.
Are you going to take it off tomorrow?
Yeah, I'll take it off.
No, you can't!
This is my ideal, but I want you to take it off!
What's with you?
Don't make fun of me!
If you make fun of me down there, this is what's going to happen!
Hahaha!
That's dangerous.
Okay, I'd like to start now, but...
Okay!
First of all...
For example, when you're sick or injured...
When you're sick or injured...
We'll make sure you don't take responsibility for it.
You'll take responsibility for it yourself.
So, um...
Please sign this.
Are you kidding me?!
This means you didn't do it wrong.
This doesn't matter.
You did it, right? Okay, dismissed.
I said 5 meters...
If you say 5 meters, my head will explode!
Downtown, let's do this together!
Just the two of us!
When?
After we're done, we'll stay and do it together.
Just you and me!
But, Downtown...
This is our pose!
This is it!
The laughing pose!
Where is it?!
The laughing pose!
This is the 5 meters underwater shooting set.
One by one, they go down to this location.
First is Yamazaki.
Welcome!
You were doing something scary.
Wow, it's moving!
Omega, it's moving!
That's amazing!
He's fine, because he's stupid.
OK, let's go!
How can you stand under it?
If you go all the way down, you'll break.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Because I'm an entertainer.
Entertainer?
What does that mean?
Hey, I'm starting to lose confidence!
What are you doing?
My head is going to explode.
It's a shocking video.
I don't know! Even if my head explodes in a program like this!
Can I put my finger on it?
Yes, you can.
So, that's it.
Yes.
I've been doing this for ten years.
You did your best!
It was fun today!
Thank you very much.
Let's prepare something to eat later.
Like a party.
Can they take a commemorative photo at a depth of five meters?
There are only two people left in downtown!
If you can't go yet, I won't.
Let's go!
I won't.
I want to do it too!
Kamada fails!
Is the pen under properly?
It's dry.
It's dry, isn't it?
This is how it is.
Okay, let's go!
My ears feel weird.
There it is!
It's coming!
It's coming up.
My ears hurt.
I can't do it.
My head is about to explode.
Matomoya fails!
Okay, I'll try it.
Do it for me.
My head and ears hurt.
Take a deep breath.
It's cold!
My head hurts!
Matsumoto fails!
It's not easy to dive in downtown.
Matsumoto will try it again!
Matsumoto did his best, but Hamada is the only one left!
And the last challenge!
Hamada is trying his best to be in the picture!
The picture is moved! The announcement is after this!
Is it being taken properly?
Could you look at me for a moment?
Your neck has this pose and you don't move much.
Oh, is that so?
It looks like it's been taken properly.
Yes, it is.
It's been 10 years.
It's a beautiful picture, isn't it?
It's a good picture, isn't it?
I'm enjoying the picture.
Everyone is looking at me from above.
Of course!
It's a picture worthy of a girl's present, isn't it?
Of course!
It's a picture worthy of a girl's present, isn't it?
I'm getting a nosebleed.
This time, Downtown, which is said to be a cowardly place, has taken on a reckless challenge!
Their courage has moved us!
Thank you, Downtown!
This is the picture worthy of a memory!
And now, a wonderful Downtown two-shot!