AISubs v3.5
First of all, Ms. Hanashika, please come up!
Well, this is the ninth time that we will have a big showdown between kids.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, yes.
- In the meantime, there are many new people appearing. - That's right!
- Today's show is, in a way, strong. - It's very strong.
- That's right. - Please introduce yourself.
- I, the laughing god, often come down here. - Oh, is that so?
The other day, when the three of us drew lottery tickets for vending machines, I was the only one who won.
I am Yoshimoto's latecomer, Yamasaki Oguri!
Yes, nice to meet you!
He came two hours late.
- Yes, next to you! - Yes!
I, in this big showdown, would like to change the image of the laughing god.
- Laughing god, laughing god! - Kokoriko Endo-san!
Good morning!
The kids are still not used to it, and we still have 5,000 yen left.
- Tonight, we have no motivation at all! - Kokoriko Tanaka here!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- And now, our new guest!
- Won't you introduce yourself?!
- "Ale" is "zatz" in English.
- "Nezumi" is "latz".
- "Chotto Tsumamono" is "litz".
- "Watashi" is "gatz".
- Sometimes in the winter...
- ...he appears on a comedy show!
- "gatz" Ishimatsu here!
- Thank you!
- And now, our last guest!
- I heard "big cut" today, but...
- ...it seems like there's a smell of wildness...
- ...fluttering around me.
- "Tachihiroshika" from Yoshimoto Industry!
- Go, Hiromi!
- Thank you!
- Sorry, let me do it again!
This is it! There's a book I haven't written yet!
I'm going to give it to you one by one.
Please proceed as if you've written it.
Here it is!
Chinese charisma, little baby's life.
Isn't it good?
Please read it.
Chinese charisma, little baby's life.
Little baby loved Manman.
Little baby's favorite food is,
of course, as you know, dumplings.
"Life," I'm telling you!
If you start with that, you'll end up in jail!
Tell me about your birth!
Little baby was born with charisma.
That's what's funny!
Tell me where you were born and for how many years!
Born in Canton in 1948.
When little baby was born,
she was very good at fighting,
and would go to neighboring towns,
and fight more and more,
gaining her own charisma.
Charisma?!
I'm out of stamina.
And when Chin Chin was 15 years old, he met Chinese food for the first time.
That's a good one. If you say it like that, I wonder where he met it.
And three years of training later, Chin Chin made the world's best and most wonderful dish.
It's called...
The Chinese food that Chin Chin enjoyed making.
It doesn't matter if you enjoyed making it or if you made it when you were in a bad mood.
What does "Chinese food" even mean?
Chin Chin didn't put in any bean paste or chili peppers.
Why?! Why would you say that?!
You wrote it, didn't you?!
I wrote it.
Why didn't you say it?!
I wrote it.
But...
When Chin Chin was 20 years old...
Why didn't you say it?!
In Shanghai...
There was a trouble where Chin Chin tasted Chinese food.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Chin Chin had a trouble...
Oh, it's the other way around.
Hey, hey, hey!
Um...
Chinese food...
You guys should learn from him!
Hey!
Seriously!
The reason why Chin Chin had charisma...
It's because he liked garlic!
He was chewing on that garlic raw...
What are you saying?!
He was chewing on that garlic raw...
Go ahead.
Fin Fin was...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Leaving that aside...
Let's move on.
I want you to forget about everything up to now.
Did you write that?
You should forget about it!
That's what I thought at first.
Is Chin Chin really charismatic?
What's with you?!
Who's complaining?!
What are you saying?!
Come here!
I'm getting sleepy...
My stomach hurts...
Headphones on game!
Headphones on game.
Okay?
We always do this.
Put on your headphones.
I'll say a few words.
Tell me in order.
Here's the first topic!
Nice, isn't it?
The name of the world!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
The name of the world!
Just say it like it is.
Here you go.
Big...
Big salad!
Big...salad!
- Okay. - Okay.
Here you go.
Big...salad!
Okay.
Big...salad!
You should have pretended!
Here you go, Mr. Mazuo.
Here is the answer.
The name of the world!
What is it, "the world's worst jabber"?
The answer is...
"the world's worst jabber"!
We'll change it, so please write it in order.
I'll go second.
The question is...
"the world's worst jabber"!
Matsumoto bozu.
Say it again.
Say it again!
Matsumoto bozu.
Say it!
Matsumoto bozu.
I'll go.
Don't say "stupid"!
Takaishi daizaburo.
Takahashi daizaburo.
Hakaishi dorobo.
Well done.
Hakaishi dorobo.
Guts-san, please give us the correct answer.
Akaistobu?
Correct!
Now, according to the length of the Wild Ones' memories,
you will sing one phrase at a time.
When you come up in front of me, I will say, "Who's that?"
You will imitate that person and sing until the end.
Let's go! Music, start!
Who's that?
Nii wo mitsuketa kono nagisa ni
Hitori tatazuku omoidasu
Koburi wo shita awai
Mori Shinichi!
Wazuka ni susunda de
Gohiromi!
Mina wo hashiru sora wa chiroi
(singing)
That's too long!
Sakura da Junko!
Junko desu!
Junko desu, Tsubute Motor.
Sakura da Junko.
I'm embarrassed.
This order is bad.
Tana is delicious, isn't it?
Music, start!
Everyone, dance together!
(singing)
Is Genki at the bottom of the picture?
(singing)
Wada Akiko!
(singing)
Kobayashi Akira!
(singing)
Komori no Obachama!
(singing)
It's always delicious.
Tanaka Kakuei!
(singing)
OK! The last one is Takeda Tetsuya!
(singing)
What is it?
Cut!
It's Kiss!
This time it's Kiss.
Here is the Kiss character.
Are you ready?
This is not good.
These Kiss characters are divided into five groups.
If you can't answer, you will get closer little by little.
The first match is between Yamasaki and Tanaka!
Let's go!
Excuse me.
Yes?
It's very powerful.
Very powerful?
It's very powerful!
Let's have a match between you two.
Kokon Tozai.
Name of beer product.
Ready!
Kirin Lager!
OK.
Asahi Beer!
Yes.
Asahi Beer?
No way!
Asahi Beer!
Kirin Lager!
Asahi Beer!
Asahi Beer is a super dry.
Dry...
OK.
The first round is over.
Yes!
Don't look at me!
Next is Machi Gota!
Who is it?
Kokon Tozai.
Name of binary talent.
Ready!
Ogata Ken!
The first round is over!
It's over!
It's coming!
Kokon Tozai.
Name of convenience store food.
Ready!
Kombu!
OK.
Sea Chicken!
Yes.
Ume!
Katsuo!
Yes.
Sake!
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
OK. Let's move on to the second stage.
Yes.
Hey!
Five words.
Yes.
Lyrics used in Kohaku in 1998.
Ready.
Gray.
Yes.
Speed.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Lancanciel.
Did you get it?
You got it, didn't you?
Takeda Tetsuya.
Yes.
Kitajima Saburo-san.
OK.
Yes.
T.M. Revolution.
OK. OK.
T.M. Revolution.
Yes.
Grilliant Brie.
You got it!
Grilliant Brie!
That era didn't come out, did it?
What?!
That era didn't come out.
That era didn't come out, did it?
You're Grilliant Brie!
I'm sorry.
Teneco. Teneco.
OK. Let's go one more time.
Tainan Fair.
OK. Let's go.
I lost to Yamasaki-san.
Yanazuki.
Fight.
Do your best.
Foreign talents who are active in Japan.
Ready.
Kent Delicato.
Yes.
Kent Gilbert.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Um...
Him. Him. Him.
Him. Him.
Um...
Chuck Urso.
Yes.
Dave Spector.
Yes.
Oh, I lost.
Wait a minute.
Um...
John... John Mann.
John Mann.
Right?
Which one?
John Mann is there!
I don't know!
Wait a minute!
I'm moving!
Come and reach!
Reach out! Reach out! Reach out!
Wait! Wait a minute!
I said reach out! Reach out!
I told you to wait!
No, no, no, it's fine.
Reach out!
Do it! Do it!
It's fine, it's fine, it's a service, a service!
Sorry, sorry, do it!
I finally got you!
Sorry, it's a service!
This is reach! This is reach!
Yes!
It's reach!
Alright!
Alright, let's go!
Alright!
It's close!
The name of the company that is in the back alley!
Mr. Yamazaki!
Uh... Benz!
Yes!
Porsche!
Yes!
Jaguar!
Yes!
Countach!
Yes!
Uh...
Lamborghini Miura!
Yes!
Uh... Volvo!
Yes!
Lamborghini Iota!
Yes!
Uh... uh... uh... wait a minute, okay?
Huh?
Let's go!
Isn't it fast?
Alright, reach!
Double reach!
Ah, this is close!
Ah, it's close, it's close!
They're doing it side by side!
This is close!
It's close!
It was a fan, but there's a lot of wind coming in!
Alright, last question!
Who will be kissed?
Oh, they're both coming in!
It's easy! It's more serious if you say it!
Alright, from Tanaka-san, five words!
Sushi story!
Chutoro!
Ootoro!
Yes!
Uh...
Saba!
Yes!
Tamago!
Yes!
Taco!
Yes!
Ebi!
Yes!
Ika!
Yes!
Amai!
Yes!
Tekkamaki!
Yes!
Kappamaki!
Yes!
Uh... uh...
Torigai!
Yes!
Akagai!
Yes!
Uh... mirugai!
Mirugai?!
There's a mirugai! Yes, yes!
Baigai!
Baigai, yes!
Uh... katsuo!
Huh? Katsuo...
I'll hold up the katsuo! You're holding it up for me!
Yes!
You're holding it up for me!
Kani!
Kani?!
Yes, yes, yes!
Uh... uni!
Yes!
Anago!
Yes!
Uh... unagi!
Yes!
You're holding it up for me!
Wait a second!
What did you say?
You're holding it up for me!
Hey!
You're holding it up for me!
Hey!
You're holding it up for me!
Is something left behind?
Yes!
Uh... iwashi!
Huh?!
I'm holding up the iwashi!
I'm holding it up for you!
Yes, yes!
Uh... amaebi!
Yes!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Yamazaki said so!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Sorry! Sorry!
Wait!
THE END!
What did you eat?