AISubs v3.5
Tare Panda deserves to go to trial.
No, but it's embarrassing for you to stand in court with such a serious face!
That's not true at all!
Idiot!
It's not true at all!
What is it?
Hamada!
Yes?
You can't do this!
You don't know how to do it!
Have you ever done it right after you've been doing it for decades?
No, I haven't.
I've done it four times!
That's too short!
Four times!
That's too short!
And I've been thinking about why I shouldn't do it for the past two or three weeks.
Yes?
I've realized one thing.
Yes?
What is it?
It's not a gag.
You don't need a gag!
Ah!
Don't say such things!
You don't need a gag!
You do need a gag!
And so, today...
Yes?
Even if you think about it yourself, it's a sad story, so...
Yes?
If you look over there, you'll see...
Yes?
Today, we have a gag god like him.
We have a gag god like him, so we're grateful for a gag king like him.
But we can't get one.
There were a lot of gag kings back in the day, right?
There are a lot of them!
Like what?
Yay, yay, yay!
Yes, there are.
Let's do it like this!
Yes, there are.
For example, if you're walking in a circle and someone says, "Oh, hohohoiya!"
Yes, you're told to do it like that.
If you don't do it like that, you lose one person.
I see.
You don't have to say it like that!
Yes, there are.
I've lost half of them.
No, you've lost!
I've lost too, haven't I?
Alice's "Bikkuri Mankai."
Yes, that one!
That one was amazing!
That's a terrible, terrible gag!
You've seen it, haven't you?
Yes, I've seen it!
"Hoyohoyo" by Pao~
Yes, that one!
"Hoyohoyo" by Pao~
Producers!
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Is there anything like past dates?
We've prepared some red dates for you.
Are you ready?
First, we'll start with this one!
"Sukami no Gyagu" (Grabbing Gag)
I think this is a very important date.
"Dachou Club" (Dachou Club)
I don't think it's funny, but if you say "no", it's "dachou", you know?
And this one...
1, 2, 3...
Is this "gyagu"?
"Gyagu" is said to make you feel better, right?
Well, at the end of the match, it becomes one.
That's right.
Again?!
But it's not "gyagu"!
I didn't ask you, but you said "gyagu" on your own!
Let's do it again.
It's 36 yen, but...
Saying "gyagu" with money is also a bad thing, but...
Let's say "36 yen", then.
Representative! Please!
For you!
Edogawa, Tamagawa, Chinchin-no-kawa...
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Wait, wait, wait!
Thank you!
Huh? W-where did you get it?!
Thank you!
Edogawa, Tamagawa, Chinchin-no-kawa...
That's not fair!
You should've done it yourself!
But it's not for us.
How much did you put in?
36 yen.
That's...
If it's that little, you and Kami-san...
You shouldn't have put it in!
I'm sorry, but it's 36 yen!
Tamagawa, you don't have any money?
But I put it in in the past.
Then you put it in!
Should we put in about 500 yen?
Let's put in 500 yen at once.
Let's make it 550 yen.
Thank you!
You're nailing it!
That was pretty funny.
Well, we kept it that way.
It's a different pattern. It's not grabbing.
I see.
It's a different feeling.
I guess grabbing is like that.
A gag using things!
Mr. Kami, you just said, "Is that even a gag?"
It was kind of booming.
It's a gag using things.
For example, we have this.
Utopia.
I see.
This is a government-owned company.
You'd be surprised if you saw something like this.
Hizala.
Yes.
She's still around.
Yes!
Yurigera.
You use this?!
Is this a gag?!
It's a worldwide gag.
Because with this, Yurigera can eat for the rest of his life.
That's right.
Actually, we've prepared something for you, too!
Really?!
Yes!
We've prepared a lot of things for you!
I see.
Isn't it like this?
I don't know about that.
You're pretending to be nice!
What would you do if you were Yamazaki?
If I were Yamazaki, I'd do this right away.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me about Yamazaki's gags!
This is a bra!
This is a bra?!
Yes.
A normal person...
If you were God...
What would you do?
Can I not do it?!
I'm sorry.
Can I only do it with you, God?!
Thank you, God!
I'm counting on you, God!
Thank you, God!
It's not like that.
God, it's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
I don't like this handbag!
I'm sorry.
God...
It can't be that God is thinking in advance.
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
If you give it to me as soon as it comes out,
God will do it for you right away.
It's not like that.
God, isn't this fine?
Is it okay if I don't say my name now?
Is it God's job?
Please!
He's not here.
God!
Wait a minute!
God, please!
It's coming.
Thank you, God!
"Um..." you say.
I see, I see.
That's embarrassing!
Oh, sorry!
- That's great! - As expected of you!
That's great!
"Um..." you say.
- As expected of you! - Well, I did learn it, but...
Anyway, let's end it with this.
Yeah, let's do it.
Well, I'm counting on you for the last one.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you for your help!
I fell for it!
Am I that?
Huh?
I'm so bad-tempered.
Sorry, I didn't bring my tongue with me today.
I'm pretty weak at impromptu speech.
- God! - Your face is so good!
- God, can I change it? - Can you?
- Yes, yes, yes. - So you're telling me not to use it?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Because it's kind of a gag?
If it was "yakan"...
- "Yakan"! "Yakan"! - Close "yakan" at the end and change it!
If God closes it at the end and changes it...
It's a great saying, but...
If you throw it, it's "yakan"! If you throw it, it's "yakan"!
I'm sorry.
What's up with you today?
Oh, a new weapon.
Was it painful?
Did you come to help me now?
"Yakan"!
Um, Hamada, I'm sorry.
I'm lonely.
Get out of the way!
He's trying to do everything.
He's using things!
Is it difficult to use things in a gag?
What kind of god is that? Is it a gag god?
It's definitely a gag god.
Is there such a thing as a closing gag?
There is.
For example?
For example...
Bye-na-ra.
"Bye-na-ra," "ra-na-i-wa."
That's right.
That came up earlier.
You can use it for both.
"Sayonara," "sayonara," "sayonara"
That's a gag.
That's true.
Let's do a closing gag.
Let's do it.
There must be more gods out there.
Let's do a closing gag.
Go home and heat up the bath for me.
Well then...
That's all for today.
See you in 20 years.
Can we meet again?
That's enough!
Huh? Huh?
You're really old-fashioned.
Um, well... I'll cry if I have to.
You did it.
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?
What did you say?
How was it?
Well then...
That's all for tonight.
See you in 30 years.
Huh?
30 years is not enough.
20 years is just right.
Your way of saying it is completely different.
Your way of saying it is a little...
Is it okay?
Yes.
Well, it ended in the end.
I hope you're doing well.
Should we do the last one?
Let's do the last one.
That's all for today.
I'll go home first.
Why are you going home alone?
You stay alone.
You're alone today. Why are you staying alone?
That's all for today.
See you in 20 years.
Can we meet again?