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The 5th Gaki no Chikai Arena Chiki Chiki Geirojin Fishing Championship!
It's a big event once a year.
It's the 5th time.
It's the 5th time, so let me introduce you!
Matsumoto Hitochi, who trains his body with a training machine on a Sunday night tour!
Thank you!
I'll do it today!
Please!
I'll catch something I've never seen before!
Please say "pass"!
Pass!
I'll catch something I've never seen before!
I'll do it today!
Yes!
Thank you!
It's a rumor that he'll quit being a copywriter and become a bass player.
Itoi Ishihato!
Thank you!
Is it okay if I don't say anything funny?
No, it's totally fine.
It's very popular today.
No, it's totally fine.
Thank you!
His life is getting closer and closer.
The only big player in the music world, Okuda Tamio!
Thank you!
Are you confident about today?
Yes, I am!
Are you?
Yes, I'll do it today.
Really?
Yes.
Then please do your best!
Yes!
Thank you!
Chinkon Hoyahoya!
Congo's sharetaker!
Eguchi Yosuke!
Thank you!
I'm going now!
You got married and now you're tired.
You'll catch a nice fish, won't you?
Yes, I will!
A nice fish, right?
Yes, you're right!
How did your wife call you at home?
Stop it!
It's normal.
She called you "Mr. Samurai"?
Yes, she did.
Soon...
I'll win today!
Yes!
I'll win today!
Soon you'll be Mr. Samurai!
Soon I'll win!
Then...
Do you have a name or something?
Stop it!
Thank you!
Do your best!
Thank you!
Let's go home!
Where did your cuteness go when you debuted?
Young people of Yamada prefecture who are getting older and older!
Welcome!
If I had a chance to laugh, I would laugh more and more.
Not now, though.
Let's get started.
Samurai Ikki, a man of high standards who was popular in dramas and weekends!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
Do you commit crimes?
It's my first time.
Is it your first time?
You all have experience in fishing and you are all strong.
Is there anything you are confident in?
Yes, there is.
Good luck!
Thank you!
Recently, young women are gaining popularity.
Today, Mr. Haruhiko Kato will show you his charm!
Welcome!
Can you fish?
I used to catch crabs.
Didn't you try fishing earlier?
I did. I practiced a little.
I caught a 35cm crab.
35cm is quite big, isn't it?
Yes.
It's as big as me, isn't it?
I don't think so.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Finally...
The defending champion in the entertainment world is...
Hamada Matatoshi!
I'm happy.
Champion.
Yes.
Even if you say it, you are defending champion, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You are always motivated.
Yes, I am motivated.
But you are not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now...
Before we start the competition...
I would like to say something to Mr. Tanaka.
Today, B-class people have gathered again...
B-class comedians...
B-class actors...
B-class musicians...
C-class copywriters...
C-class copywriters!
I don't know what makes you happy...
But if you want to do it, do your best!
This time...
I will give you...
A lot of books...
One by one...
Matsumoto!
I will give you this!
This!
A piggy bank!
If you haven't got it yet...
Get it while you are giving it!
Okuda!
This!
Okuda and Eiji, do your best!
Think about it!
Eiji!
Live!
Samura!
Okuda!
Hey!
Before 30 years old...
Use it properly!
Cut!
Use your ears!
Use your ears properly!
Use it!
Okuda!
This!
For you...
The last one!
Okuda!
Okuda, this is for you!
A sword!
What are you doing?
He is my father!
Be careful!
Ok, everyone!
Do your best!
Wow!
Yeah!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
For some reason, I always get good grades in downtime.
I feel like I'm poor because I have one trophy for money.
I think it's the second one.
This is it for fun.
I'm going to show you how good I am and how many days off I have.
I'm usually in the middle or lower in quality.
I'd like to be in the top place if possible.
But I'm aiming for first place.
I'll do my best not to lose to my rival, Kato.
If I win, I'll get a beer from Matsumoto-san.
Personally, I'd like to get a beer.
Actually, I just hit 35 centimeters.
I've used up all my luck and people are talking about me.
But I'm going to aim for everything, size and number.
Thank you for your support.
Celebrity Fishing Championship.
Both teams start at the same time.
But there's a problem here.
Hey!
Wow!
It's here!
It's been a while!
Okuda and Yamasaki start to catch up.
The other members have just started fishing.
Hey!
Isn't it terrible?
Why is it like that?
You're dirty!
Do you want to do it like that?
Wait a minute. Are you saying that I did it?
That's right!
It's terrible!
At that time, the boat with the first participation of Kato started fishing at a different point.
I'd like to go first anyway.
And even on the boats of Hamada, Eguchi and Suhamara, I'm the first one to go first and keep shaking my rod.
You're in a hurry at first.
You're in a hurry until you catch one.
Don't be in such a hurry.
You can't win no matter what you do.
This time, Eguchi is secretly looking at his investment.
How many CDs did I catch?
About 30.
About 30?
If you catch 30 CDs, I'll buy a CD.
Okay.
Are you serious?
Yes!
I'll go with 30 CDs!
Please do it with a duet.
Why?
With a duet.
I think I'll catch something like Suhamara or Kato.
I got a bite!
At that moment, as Hamada predicted, Suhamara...
I'm so happy!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Wait a minute!
I got a bite!
And Kato also got a bite!
Don't expose me!
This is good enough.
Don't expose me! Don't expose me!
Don't expose me!
I got a bite!
It's thin, but...
What a first appearance of Kato!
Kato gets his first fish of the month in this tournament!
I got one!
Stand up!
Here, Sawamura, who let go earlier, gets another hit!
Sawamura lets go again.
Did you get one today?
The one I got was 50cm!
30 minutes have passed since the start.
Here, Okuda gets his first hit of the day!
It's a flounder.
It's a big one!
Alright, first one! 29 seconds left!
Alright, alright.
And Hamada's first hit of the day, too!
Ah, what is it?
Did you see it? Did you see it?
Did you see it?
Yes.
Damn it!
You're not happy about it, are you?
Yeah, I'm happy when I see it.
Don't worry about it!
Meanwhile, on another boat, Itoi is fishing.
Congratulations!
I can't compete with you!
It's like I'm wasting a film.
Matsumoto is blue and can't catch a single fish on the same boat.
Man, I'm in trouble.
There's no sign of him at all.
To find out, Okuda catches his second fish.
Wow, that's amazing!
This is the one we saw earlier, right?
Here, Kokoriko brings a sashimi plate to each boat.
How's the condition of the lake today?
What do you mean?
Is it good?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's cold.
What are you talking about?
Coffee?
Cafe au lait?
Yes.
Cafe au lait?
Don't be silly!
Coffee?
Yes.
Coffee?
Damn it, this is tough.
Is it a small one again?
Okuda catches a fish again.
What if I catch 30 fish?
That's fine.
Why?
Because I produce them.
Hey!
Shut up!
How was it?
It's none of your business.
We didn't catch any.
We are champions of last year.
Mr. Samura.
How was it?
It's none of your business.
Your face changed.
Did you have a scary face like this?
I had a kinder face.
It's the second fish of the year.
Mr. Tama.
At that moment...
It's coming!
Mr. Tama caught a fish!
It's not that big.
It's not that big, but it's Hamada's dream fish.
I hope Shimano's commercial will continue.
I just caught it! I just caught it!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's a first for Eguchi and Sao.
Is it a fish?
Eguchi keeps his promise.
It's a small one.
I'll catch a big one, too.
Didn't you make a promise?
I didn't.
If I make a promise, I'll catch a lot of fish.
Matsumoto didn't make any promises and caught a lot of fish.
It's boring.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
And Kato, too.
Hey!
Kato!
Don't get carried away!
I'm sorry!
But I can't do anything about it.
I'll catch a lot of fish.
You won't let me go?
I'm sorry, Kato!
Kato comes again.
This is good.
You'll find out.
I'm sorry, Kato!
I'll kill you!
Don't do that!
Seriously!
How many have you caught?
I don't like basses.
While everyone is catching basses, Matsumoto is depressed.
Meanwhile, Okuda and Yamasaki are...
But my voice is good, isn't it?
Which one do you like and which one do you hate?
But I don't know your singing voice.
What?
This singing voice!
Out!
Megwin, don't you have to wear this?
It's not for one person.
You're fishing, aren't you?
It has nothing to do with me.
It's "downtown lure time".
For the first time in 30 minutes,
the person who catches the first fish in 30 minutes will receive 100,000 yen in prize money.
It was an unpopular "downtown lure" in past competitions, but this time it's a professional's recommendation.
Which one do you like better?
Oh, I see.
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san.
I like this shiny one better.
Which one is more popular?
Matsumoto-san's is more popular.
Oh, really?
Yes.
It looks like a fish, doesn't it?
Mine looks weird, doesn't it?
Ready, go!
I'll get it for 100,000 yen.
I'll get it for real.
The fishing battle to win 100,000 yen in prize money has started.
Then, Eguchi's rod snapped immediately.
Is it coming?
It's coming!
100,000!
I lost it! I lost it!
Eguchi is frustrated.
However, for this improved lure, all of the members felt a response.
It's not like I'm not frustrated.
It's different from before.
It's coming.
10 minutes have passed and Eguchi's rod snapped again.
Will Eguchi be able to catch 100,000 yen in prize money?
100,000!
Eguchi's rod snapped again and he's grieving.
At that moment, something strange happened to Matsumoto.
It's coming!
No!
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto, well done!
It was so close!
What's up? You're all running away.
You're all running away.
And in the second half...
Matsumoto, well done!
What are you doing?!
Let me go!
You're all running away.
Okuda, who is in control of the pitch, hits it.
It's going up firmly.
And on the other side...
Sawamura hasn't caught anything yet.
A gentle breeze is blowing.
But at that moment...
It's coming!
I did it!
I'm going to win.
Yamasaki, who hasn't caught anything yet, also hits it here.
It's getting closer and closer!
Out!
The one who caught it is Sukuryu of the boat.
There's not much time left, and it's a last spurt!
Here, defending champion Hamada's will explodes!
The fight is getting bigger and bigger!
Who will win the championship?!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's start with Samura-san's team.
Alright, let's go!
Just one.
Just one, right?
Tsutari-no-ma.
Hey, Tsuta!
Tsutari-no-ma.
Hey, Tsuta!
Tsutari-no-ma.
It's not like you have zero!
21.
21, right?
21!
Alright!
Yamazaki-san!
Yes, yes!
Yamazaki, what do you think about this?
In fact, Yamazaki is...
It's here!
Did you get it? It's over.
Don't say it's over.
Oh, you're very energetic.
No, I didn't get it!
It's 64!
23.5!
3! Kado-san!
Kado!
He caught a lot!
That's right!
He caught a lot, didn't he?
3!
It's big!
It's pretty big!
No!
Try lifting it all up!
It's number one.
It's 30.
It's 35 yen, right?
Oh, but it's 30...
It's 30.5.
Oh, but it's 30!
30, 30, 30...
It's big! It's big!
It's big!
It's all 30!
Hey!
It's all 30!
You're doing it again!
No, it's 30!
You're doing it again!
Subaru!
3!
It's here!
Diary!
It's a diary!
Subaru is surprised, too!
It's close!
5!
4!
It's 4, right?
It's 5!
It's fast!
This is...
Yo! The lid is closed!
Is he going to force it open?
It's huge!
It's really huge!
If you won the championship with this, what would you call it?
27!
27 centimeters!
It's amazing!
It's Itoi-san!
Itoi-san, how many did you catch?
Four, I think.
That's a blind spot.
Oh, oh, oh!
29?
20...
This is not 30.
29!
Oh!
Top!
Kamiota!
5!
Why?!
5 is the most common.
Check everything.
I can't tell by looking.
Oh!
This is...
29!
Check it!
Oh! It's over 30!
Oh, but it's 30!
It's 30!
Oh, it's 30!
This is...
Check it.
Oh!
It's coming out a little!
It's about 30.2.
I didn't think you'd be so detailed.
You're not that detailed.
If you were, I'd beat you up.
See? 30.5!
Wait!
You said it after you saw me!
Can you get two consecutive wins?!
Oh, it's switched!
It's a match?!
No, it's a blind spot.
24...
45!
The winner is Kanto!
And I won!
First place T-shirt!
This is amazing!
The 5th fishing competition has come to an end.
Here, we will give one of Kato Haruhiko's autographed T-shirts...
...and a mega bus that helped us with the downtown tour...
...to ten people.
Please apply for it!
I thought I'd win, get a prize and get into fishing...
But that's about it for fishing...
In the end, this is what happened.
But my last miracle was great as a talent.
I'm looking forward to it.
I was going to win next year, so I practiced a little today.
I wasn't going to win today, so it was just right.
Yes, it didn't work out this time either.
Next time I'll win.
I'll leave it in this room.
When the combination was announced, I had a bad feeling about it.
I glanced at it, and it was...
I'm sorry.
I'll organize it like that.
I'd like to practice more next year.
I have one rule reform.
What do you think of doing anything with animals?
I've caught a lot of monkeys and peaches.
It's going to take a long time.
I'd like to change the rules a little.
This time, I'm a gaming champion.
I thought I should put a handicap in myself.
I didn't say it until the end, but I didn't put a lure on it.
Next time I'll put a lure on it and do my best.
It was my first time fishing.
And I caught three fish.
I want to enjoy fishing while maintaining beginners.
Thank you very much for today.