AISubs v3.5
It's been a while
Yeah
It's my first time
And it's in Harajuku
The city of young people
Can old men walk here?
Don't say that
I'm a worker
I'm going to walk around today
I'm going to walk around
But it doesn't matter how much I walk around
While I walk around
I have to make fun of people
I go to many shops
There is a fitting room
I go in there and
When I open the curtain
They make fun of me
They make me laugh
I see
It's personal play
I see
If you don't make fun of me, you will be killed
You will be killed
That's what I heard
It's amazing
What is it?
I don't know
Is it a shop for girls?
It's very modern
It's amazing
Can you make fun of me with your face?
From here?
Yes
Do it
You made fun of me
Do it
Ordinary customers can't do it
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Don't you wear a hat like this?
I don't want to
You don't want to?
You can wear whatever you like
This hat might look good on you
It's fashionable
Like this
I don't want to wear it
It's dirty
It's too long
I have this one
It looks good on you
It's too long
It's annoying
You're not filming me
It's annoying to talk with you
It's not annoying
It's good
It's good here
It's a little manly here
Really?
It's good here
Hello
Excuse me
Hey, you should buy something
Buy what?
Buy something
You should try it on
Oh, you're right
Endo
Yes
You should wear something
Yes, something I like
Yes
Since you're here
That's right
Yes
Let's go
Oh, yes
Yes
How about you, Hama-chan?
Yes
Oh, you're here
Yes
This way?
This way
That looks like a short walk
Oh, really?
No, it's fine
Yes
Excuse me
Ice tea, please
Oh, is that so?
Do you have ice coffee?
Excuse me
No, thank you
Thank you
By the way,
What?
What do you think of the clerk?
If you don't look at the clerk, it's related to coordination.
Can you go?
Yes, I can.
Where is he?
Why are you hugging me?
Wait a minute.
Clerk, can you look at me?
I can't see you.
Clerk, wait a minute.
I can't see you.
What is it?
No, it's a man's love.
Why do you say that?
It's like a yukata.
It's not like that.
I thought it was open in front of me.
Is that so?
It's true.
It's opened up.
It's a little different.
It's completely different from my image.
It's different from what I'm wearing and what I'm holding.
That's right.
After all, clothing is important.
It's an image.
Yes.
That's right.
It's not the kind of clothes that Endo wears.
I'm sorry.
It's a little different.
But like I said earlier, how important trying on clothes is.
I'm a fan of gloves and I want to say that.
It's different from what you're wearing and what you're holding.
That's right.
And if I can say one more thing, you can't slip.
That's right.
I think these two are different.
What do you think of this?
Would you like to try it on?
You look like an adult
Let's try it on
Hello
It's nicely decorated
Of course it's nicely decorated
Let me try it on
Yamada san, why don't you try on a jersey?
A jersey?
You don't have one, do you?
I don't know about jerseys
Then let me try on a normal jersey and a sweater
It's been a while since you wore a sweater. Is it from Lonsdale?
Yes
Excuse me.
Hurry up!
It cuts right away.
Really?
Mr. Tei, what do you think?
What are you doing?
Don't do that.
This is not a knife.
Don't say that.
Stop it!
What are you trying to say?
Get out of here!
It's a sharp knife.
It cuts right away.
Really?
It's the right size.
Don't get mad.
It cuts right away.
Is there anything we can do for you?
Let's talk a little more!
You've been through a lot in your life, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
By the way, do you know where Ohage is?
Ohage?
Ohage is...
You don't know Ohage, do you?
Ohage is not Ohage.
The weather is nice, isn't it?
It's nice to walk, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If you have crepes or something like that...
Let's go!
You've been through a lot in your life, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Didn't you say you wanted crepes?
Crepes are nice in Harajuku.
Do you want one?
One?
Why don't you want one?
What do you mean?
Let's buy one of each.
We can't share?
No, we can't.
Let's do it.
Let's buy vanilla one.
It doesn't look like it.
Stop it!
And this one, super vanilla one.
It's 105 yen.
Oh, this one.
Do you want this one?
Do you like it, Saki-san?
I like it.
Ma'am, we lost to 100 yen.
It's fine.
Shall we give up?
Thank you!
Thank you.
Give it to me.
Okay.
You really don't want any of it?
Yay!
It looks good, doesn't it?
It's good.
Here you go.
What about me?
Shut up!
Are you crazy?
Stop fighting!
What was that?
I told you to split it up.
Oh, it's Chanon.
It's an open cafe.
This is embarrassing.
Motoki, Motoki.
Aren't you supposed to feed me?
Motoki, Motoki, don't eat it first.
I'm sorry, but...
Why don't you eat it yourself?
He's eating it himself.
To be honest, I'm having a hard time reacting.
It's good.
Ed, it's good.
I'll feed you, Chanon.
Really?
Wow, that's good.
I'll feed you, Chanon.
This is for kids.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Yamasaki, Yamasaki, drink some beer.
Beer?
Right?
You can't drink it, can you?
Let's go for a drink.
Are you going to do something weak?
Are you okay?
Are you going to do something weak?
I'm going to...
I'm going to do a challenge now.
Why are you guys looking at this old man all the time?
It's amazing that it's an open cafe.
Let's have a toast.
Cheers.
Good work.
My work isn't done yet.
Yamasaki, you're nice.
You're nice.
You're not doing very well.
What's wrong with you?
We were in the same class.
We're double from now on.
We were in the same class when we were young.
We were.
Yes, we were.
It was crazy back then.
It was crazy.
What can I say? We were in the same class.
What can I say?
We were in the same class.
You don't drink alcohol, do you?
I do!
I do! You can drink, right?
I'm a regular here.
When I'm in trouble.
You can drink, right?
I'll go.
Are you alright?
Who's next?
But, you know...
I mean...
You have a lot of energy.
Do you?
We all do.
Next time...
I want you to...
Are you serious?
I'm sorry, but...
I want you to laugh like a normal person.
I think you can do it.
Are you serious?
Honestly...
I'm counting on you.
Do you have a sense of danger?
Don't have a sense of danger!
How long have you been doing this?
How many years?
12 years.
That's impossible.
He's been doing this for 18 years.
18 years?!
This is his 20th anniversary in 2 years.
That's right!
Can you change...
that strange thing?
I'd like to see it.
Let's go.
Let's go!
This is amazing.
18 years.
You're old-fashioned!
Of course!
Shut up!
18 years of experience!
You'll see it!
Today, Hamada san will show you!
Let's go!
Let's hurry up!
If you look in front of the store, you'll know where we are.
Up until now, Niken was Matsumoto.
Isn't it dangerous here?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a little dangerous here.
You guys have decided what you're going to do before you go in, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
See, it's not like that!
That's right, that's right.
You decide after you go in!
Really?
We've been thinking this is better since 2017!
Since last year, right?
Since last year.
We noticed it last year.
You didn't notice it at all until now, did you?
We didn't notice it until now at all!
We haven't noticed it yet, have we?
Hamada san, isn't it like this?
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
It's not like that?
It's not like that.
This place is nice for summer, somehow...
No, no, no.
It's not OK?
No, no, no.
You're doing it over and over again!
You are making fun of me
No I'm not
You are my master
My ancient master
I'll do it
I'll do it but I won't choose a good place
Sometimes I go home like this
Isn't it the worst?
But I'm fine today
If I go home like this, I won't do it again
I'm fine
This is it
It's big
It's here
Hello
It looks like a fountain
We rarely get suits or clothings here
Right?
In that sense
How about jackets?
Are you okay with suits?
Me?
In the bath?
Are you chasing the trend?
At times like this, you should ask for the staff's opinion
Why are you here?
I'm sorry but we have to do it later
How about a jacket?
I see
My partner has money
Get out of my way
Is it all summer clothes?
Yes
Isn't it hot in this season?
It might be a little hot
It's more white than I thought
This is it
Wait a minute
Are you a detective?
Are you hungry?
You look like you're about to die
This is it
I did it
Isn't it bad, Hikaru?
What do you think?
I think it's too white
I think so too
But I don't know
Did you wear something red?
It looked like it
Right?
It looks like it when you wear it
I don't like it
I think my nose is controlling it
I think it's a match
Maybe I don't like suits
Maybe you don't like it
Thank you so much
I'm sorry
As you can see
It's great
I knew it
It's our 18th year
That's right
It's different
Did you see the history?
Who's next?
Let me tell you
We chose this shop
Really?
I'll leave it to you
It's open and nice
Look at it
It's like this
There's a lot of laughter
Really?
The laughter of people walking is falling
You said good things
I said good things
But it's the same shop up and down
It's the same
But the laughter goes up and down
It's hard to laugh like this
Let's go
Let me show you our 7th year
Right?
I'll do my best
There's a lot of t-shirts you like
What are you talking about?
You're leaving so soon?
Are you crazy?
Not at all
Where is it? I don't know.
Excuse me. Can I come in?
Can I come in anywhere?
What do you do?
I do theater.
Theater?
Theater.
It's bad, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's getting worse every year, isn't it?
It's getting worse every year.
I don't know if it's bad, but theater and track and field go well together.
I have a problem with you today.
I'm talking to an entertainer.
Theater and track and field go well together.
What do you think of this? I've been here for a while.
Really?
It's out.
I'll have the storekeeper look at it.
Is it fun?
Yes, it's fun.
It's out.
Hey, what's up?
I can't get through.
No, it's over there.
What's up?
Oh, I see.
I can't get through.
What's up?
Nothing.
Is there something?
The end!
Close it.
I'm sorry, clerk.
You're young.
Your silhouette is out of place.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You can do it.
It was too early.
I see.
Let's go.
Thank you for waiting.
It's hard.
As you can see...
It's been 7 years.
Yes, it is.
As I said before...
I've been doing this for 18 years.
That's right.
I'll show you.
Do you know what laughing is?
Laughing is...
I'm not trying to hide it...
but I'm addicted to laughing.
Call me "oachoo".
"Oachoo".
I laugh all the time...
because I'm addicted to it.
Really?
So...
Can we expect something great?
Of course.
It's red!
See?
It's normal.
It's okay.
If it comes out...
you'll be...
What did you do?
Is it this shop?
Look at the name of the shop.
"Hachika 1/2".
It's an old name.
Is it the name of the shop?
I don't know.
It's here.
It's been 18 years.
Hello.
I'll show you.
What should we do?
No sleeves.
White pants and...
Is it trendy now?
Yes, it is.
I'd like to change my mind.
I'd like to go somewhere...
where I like.
Should I wear this?
I'd like to wear it.
Can I?
Yes.
Is it trendy now?
Yes, it is.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Today is his 18th birthday.
It's a miracle.
It's stupid.
It's a miracle.
Maybe it's a little shaky because of his laughter.
What?
It's a little shaky.
Even if it's caught like this, it's all going to fall off.
I'm going to die.
I can't hold it down.
I've done it all with laughter.
I'm going to hold it down.
It's stupid.
How many customers do you have?
I've been doing this since I was in middle school.
You're pretty young.
You're young.
You're old.
You're the target audience.
Is it okay?
Please open it up.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Please open it up.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Please open it up.
(cough)
- Ao-san. - Huh?
- Can I say something? - What?
- Ao-san, can I say something? - Huh?
- What's wrong? - What's up with you guys?
- You guys are really... - You guys are really strong.
- Honestly. - Honestly.
- I'm sorry. - I thought you were cruel.
- I'm sorry. - But today is your 18th year.
- Huh? - Isn't that...
Isn't that supposed to be like that?
- I don't think it's like that. - Hey, stand up higher.
Huh? You really think that's like that?
- You're just a normal person. - You're too much.
- You're biting me. - Really?
- You're biting me. - What?
- No... - What?
- No, I mean... - You're wearing pants.
- Yeah. - Honestly, you were strong.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that?
- It's not like you're strong. You're just wearing pants. - It's not like that.
- Please accept my apology. - Your intentions...
- Please give me a proper apology. - Hi.
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Hey!
- Stop it! - Let me explain!
- Stop it! - We're just shopping!
- Stop interfering! - What are you doing?
- This is a private place! - So why would you do that?
- It's not like that. - And what do you even do here?
- What do you do here? - And...
- What do you do here? - This is a store for middle schoolers.
Even if this old man writes it, you won't like it, will you?
Shut up, you idiot!
Write it! You're gross.
No, I'm the one who's gross, Mr. Sanji.
It's not slippery!
You're a hero!
It's definitely not slippery!