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Monthly Dantan Presents 1 Million Yen Raffle
The first ever Hide-and-Seek Tournament!
It's our third time!
It's our first time!
When we first did it it was still midwinter
That's right, that's right
And the last two times were for various reasons
It was hot
It was cold
Last year in December, at the first ever Hide-and- Seek Tournament
A mysterious UFO crashed
For an unknown alien's life experiment
1 Million Yen is at your disposal!
And three months ago
At the second Hide-and-Seek Tournament
A young priest
Or perhaps a mysterious priestess
Was put in a time slip
A selfish priestess asked for leniency
And once again 1 Million Yen is at your disposal!
For the third time
Who will win 1 Million Yen?!
Today we're going to win 1 Million Yen!
Huh?
What's wrong with you, baby?
We're in trouble!
A baby has been abandoned during this Heisei era.
I can't record because of the crying voice in the microphone.
You can take it with you.
By the way, you're also wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt during this Heisei era, aren't you?
This is a tight-fitting Matsumoto T-shirt, isn't it?
That's right!
You like it very much, don't you, Matsumoto-san?
You can like me or not, but don't come to my house and fold my pajamas!
Don't do that!
I'm a baby!
You're still crying?
That's right!
I'm a baby!
What's wrong with you?
I'm a baby!
You're a baby!
I never thought I'd be involved in a baby's play.
I'm a baby, too.
What? Why? Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
I know! You're the one who said it!
If you say it, we'll still have a child.
We'll have a child.
I feel sorry for her crying.
Let's make her cry.
Don't cry!
Don't cry! Don't cry!
Pooh-chan! Pooh-chan! Pooh-chan!
But she does get drunk.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I feel sorry for her.
Give it to her!
She really likes Pikachu.
Pooh-chan! Let her walk!
Can you walk?
Talk to her!
Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
You guys have to look at the camera!
Pooh-chan is embarrassed! She won't show her face!
Everyone, look at her face!
Pooh-chan! One, two...
Bye!
Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary!
I...
I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
What should we do?
Let's go!
Is it that scary?
Pooh-chan! Pooh-chan!
Let's go! Let's go!
Her face is scary!
It's scary, isn't it?!
It's scary!
I wonder what her parents are thinking!
It's terrible!
It's terrible, isn't it?!
Such a cute girl!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Did you...
Did you leave your mom with Pooh-chan?
Did you...
There's a lot of stuff in there!
What's in there?
It's painful!
Pooh-chan...
Is this enough?
Pooh-chan, can you move your head?
She doesn't like it!
Let's change the weight!
It's red!
It's coming out, it's coming out!
I'm a rice cake player!
Gohan, hang in there, Gohan!
Cute! Gohan, you're cute!
Aren't you cute?
You're an idiot, you're heavy!
Gohan, you're not heavy at all!
Are you hungry?
You like it, don't you?
What was this again? Chichikoro!
Let's eat, Gohan!
Gohan, eat up, eat up!
Gohan, eat up!
Gohan, this is good!
Gohan, let's drink today!
Gohan!
He's crying, he's crying!
He's crying!
He wants to take a bath!
It's dirty!
Gohan, if you can crouch down here...
I'll put you in.
You can go this way.
Gohan, you can go in yourself.
Gohan, what are you doing?
Gohan!
Gohan, you move so fast!
Gohan, you're so naughty!
This is the skin-washing dish from Tenkagun Center!
Tenkagun Center...
It's in Canada, right?
Here you go, Gohan!
You'll be clean like this!
Here you go, Gohan!
You'll be clean like this!
Here you go, Gohan!
Gohan, drink up!
Here you go, Gohan!
Drink up!
What's wrong, Gohan?
Gohan, what's wrong?
The big horse is the father, right?
That's right!
The big horse is amazing!
It's totally different!
Amazing!
Bo-chan, look!
This is no good!
Bo-chan!
Hey, hey, hey!
What... what is this?
Hey, hey, hey!
Is... is that really the mysterious guy?
Is that so?
Hey, hey, hey!
How could we know that?
I see.
Don't do it!
You shouldn't follow strangers.
I'm sorry!
Po-chan followed a stranger.
He is a very bad boy.
His mother is very worried about him.
But now that Po-chan is back,
his mother is relieved.
From now on,
his mother and Po-chan will always be together.
Could it be the opening of "Worst One"?
Oh...
Yohkan and Usai are good friends.
They always watch Yohkan together.
Yohkan's husband.
Yohkan's wife.
At night, they eat Yohkan.
Well, you know...
I've been thinking about it lately.
I hope one day I'll say it.
You know, I used to do a lot of cutting and stuff, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember it well, but...
It'd be funny if there was a gun like this!
Yeah.
There was something like that, right?
Yeah.
At the time, you know...
The answer I wrote...
I remember it well.
Yeah.
I wrote "guttari panda".
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a panda that comes out of heat and goes "guttar"!
Yeah, yeah.
It was pretty funny, so I remember it well, too.
Yeah.
Do you remember it?
I don't remember it.
You remember it, right?
Yeah.
There's been a bit of a street boom lately... "tare panda"!
That's definitely one of mine!
Is there such a thing as "tare panda"?
"Tare panda" is a stuffed animal that's a little chubby!
That's definitely one of mine!
You...
You're making me blush!
Right?!
Maybe you're right, but...
You look cool when you're mad!
I lost a lot of weight in an instant!
It can't be the same panda!
If it's not "guttari", it doesn't matter if it's a giraffe or a deer!
You made it into a panda!
What do you know?!
I know everything!
It's fine!
It's not like you're mad or anything!
Well, whatever!
Well, well!
You know...
Hey!
What?
I don't think so!
Well, that's right. It starts with an apology.
Hey, we're not being robbed!
He's angry!
But you know...
It has a cute character.
So I thought it would sell well.
My poor Mickey Mouse picture...
I printed it on a T-shirt and sold it.
No way!
I'm the only one who can draw like that!
I don't get it!
No, I mean...
Well, you know...
The toy industry is dirty.
Toy industry...
You know...
Farby...
The one who talks.
That's definitely a lie.
No, no... What do you mean by a lie?
You know...
The one...
The one who stays at home and learns words as they talk.
That's definitely a lie!
You shouldn't be fooled!
Why can't you say that?
Here it is.
See you.
No!
Even if you win...
Even for a month...
All right! All right!
If we...
All right, all right.
If we live together...
Okay, okay!
That's good! That's good assistance!
So...
Why is that a lie?
Yes, yes.
I'll say it in one word!
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm not saying it's a lie for no reason!
Oh, I see!
If you hear me say it...
I see!
I see, I see.
Matchan, you're really something!
Shut up!
Why would you say something like that?
Ah, you have it, don't you?
Then I'll just say it out loud and you'll say "I see!"
I'll make sure of it!
OK, understood.
Then you, the man, will say "Why would you say something like that?"
"Something something!" and you'll say "Matchan, you're the best!"
Do I have to say it no matter what the answer is?
No, it's already decided that you will say it!
I'll say it!
Then you say "Matchan, you're the best!" and when I say it you look like you're about to faint!
Then you'll say "Do you still have it?!"
Be my partner forever!
Now, I can make sure of it!
You...
Yes!
I'll say it again.
Yes.
Farby.
It's selling well, isn't it?
It seems like it's selling well lately!
Ah, yes, yes.
What is that?!
What is what?
It's really popular in America!
"Hey, what is it? It's a kintara! It's a new toy!" and you say it like that.
You gradually remember what you're saying and Farby himself starts talking!
Ah, yes, you're saying it, you're saying it.
It's really popular in America and now it's brought to Japan and it's about to become a boom in Japan too!
Everyone's going to buy it now!
"What is it? It's already sold out!" you say it like that!
That's amazing!
Everyone, you can't be fooled! That thing is definitely a lie, you know?!
Why?! Why would you say something like that?!
That's what I'm saying!
W-what?!
What's with you?!
Why doesn't it come out?!
You're the only one who doesn't get it!
What am I supposed to do about it?!
It's so much pressure!
You shouldn't have said a word!
If you don't say it, it won't come up!
Okay, okay, I got it.
I got it, I'll say it for sure.
I'll say it for sure, but I'm a little worried.
I see.
I wonder if they can do it.
Of course they can!
Can we practice a little?
If we can't do it, we have to change people.
We have to change people.
We have to get excited!
We have to decide right away!
Everyone's numbers are going "boom"!
Suga-chan, smile!
Let's practice!
Let me practice a little.
What's with you?!
Is that how you say it?
Yeah.
That's how you say it, right?
Yeah, yeah.
What, what, what, what?
Right?!
Matsumoto-san, you're the best!
I feel like I'm going to faint!
Hey! Stop it!
If you do that, I'll be embarrassed!
No way!
I'll always be your partner!
I'm counting on you, Sakai!
And then I'll go "hahaha"!
You're useless!
It's up to you.
No, if you do that...
If you do that, you're the worst.
You're a comedian now.
Huh?!
You're a comedian now.
Is that really true?
Okay, I get it!
Let's do it!
You don't know?!
I don't care if you don't know!
Let's go!
And that's how it all started.
Bobby said something like, "Hey, you know, I won in America."
I don't know what it was, but it was a stuffed animal.
As he talked, he gradually learned the words and started talking to himself.
It sold like hot cakes.
And then Japan did it again.
When it was released in Japan, it sold like hot cakes.
It's really popular now.
You can't be fooled like that!
Why not?
Because it's weird for such a Japanese version of you to exist!
I did it.
Huh?
This is the only solution we have!
It's been like that ever since.
Like nothing ever happened.
Hello!
How are you?
I'm fine, thanks.
You know...
What?
There are all kinds of boomers, but...
Yeah?
You know...
The one called "Ferby" is in right now.
Oh, it's in right now!
Yeah...
I want one of those too!
What?!
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto, who has read up on all kinds of weather forecasts from all kinds of animals.
That is...
Boomers forecast an earthquake, bees forecast weather, but...
Yes, yes, yes...
What does a comet forecast?
"Oon" "oon"
What?
"Oon" "oon"
What language is that?
"Oon" "oon" is what we forecast.
What does that mean?
Do you know what "forecast" means?
Huh?
"Forecast" is something we know before it happens.
Yeah, yeah...
Before they say "oon" "oon" they forecast "oon" "oon" before they say it.
Why do you look like that?
Are you Fuji-san's sixth child?
Don't you know?
I don't know.
Everyone has a kindergarten ability somewhere.
Well, maybe.
Yes. Do you know "psycho-kinesis"?
What did you say?
Do you know "tyro-kinesis"?
I know, I know.
That's "co-hanatsume".
Ah, I see.
It's an endocrine radiation ability.
I see.
When you think of it, for example, if you burn your head.
You have that kind of power?
This is "pyro-kinesis".
There are also "psycho-kinesis" and various "kinesis".
I also have some of them.
What do you have?
However, my ability is extremely plain.
It's not an ability that can be said to be of great importance.
It's an ability that's hard to believe in.
For example, you can move something in front of you, right?
For example, there's a school bus.
Please push this.
Like this.
Push the school bus like this.
Push it?
Push it lightly and fluffily.
The truth is...
Don't move!
The truth is, with the power you just pushed, you can only move this much.
However, my "wagokinesis" moved a little more.
What's "wagokinesis"?
Well...
It's a wagon, right?
It doesn't matter what you hook it onto.
This is my "wagokinesis".
But you can't prove it, can you?
Look.
The truth is, you can only move this much.
That was also my "wagokinesis".
Hey! Look at me!
In that case, is "wagokinesis" normally like this?
Oh, it's still "wagokinesis"!
You're late!
You're like this since you fell!
Before you fell!
What do you want me to do?
Normally, you have this here, and you're here.
If you move it like this...
Everyone will say "oh!"
You can say "oh!" and then use your power afterwards.
But isn't this important?!
What's important?
Isn't this important?!
Who are you talking about?
You're supposed to be able to use your power and mine.
But it's hard to understand.
What's easy to understand is...
If you move it like this...
You can do the opposite.
What are you talking about?!
The opposite "wagokinesis".
If you push it...
Push it?
Hey! Wait a minute!
Do you have to make such a dirty face to use your power?!
In that case...
Right now...
I used "opposite "wagokinesis".
What do you mean?
If you can't use it, you should have said more!
You stopped it?
I stopped it!
You can't stop it like that!
Move this!
You can't stop it like that!
Move this!
While it's stopped?
Yes!
That's impossible!