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In the 4th episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen", the governor approaches the limits of cutlet curry to see how far cutlet curry can go!
Cutlet curry! Cutlet curry!
In the 4th episode, we thought there wouldn't be any more.
That's what we thought, but there was one thing.
Cutlet curry!
Curry in the summer is good for stamina.
It's not limited to seasons.
In the 1st episode of "Ice Coffee", Oyan Fifi and...
I've done some research.
You have.
I've been there.
I've been there for a while.
Really?
Yes.
Shall we take a look?
Yes.
Good work!
Well, it depends on the weather.
Yes, it's the 2nd episode.
Cutlet curry!
It's not "cutlet curry".
Cutlet curry!
No, it's...
It's a good way of saying it.
Cutlet curry!
You don't say it like that.
That's right.
Cutlet curry!
Yes.
And next is...
Cutlet curry!
It's been a while, so it's a little...
It's pretty difficult.
And next is...
Kangaroo!
This is kangaroo.
Kangaroo!
It's a little difficult, but it can't be helped.
And next is...
Kahimi curry!
It's completely different!
And next is...
Butage indo karameshi!
It doesn't quite fit, but it's different...
If you understand it like this, it's fine.
And finally...
Ootsukannenne!
And with that...
Yes!
Let's go!
How far can cutlet curry go?
Let's go!
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
Um...
Good job!
Thank you.
Good job!
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
Um...
I'm sorry.
(Good job!)
That's good.
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
Excuse me.
Can you make me a big serving of cagoule?
That's good.
Cagoule is good.
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
I'm worried.
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
I'm worried.
I'll do it all over again!
(What's the first line you say in a conversation?)
Can you make me a big serving of cagoule?
That's good.
Can you make me a big serving of cagoule?
Katsukane
Kanekurenji
Ah, I see!
I am...
Haigore
Hakatori
Haigore
One more
Hakatori
I have a hunch
In the menu...
Yes ma'am!
Please point it out with your finger.
Well, I don't have much...
So you don't have much beef curry and you're happy with it?
No, no, it's not like that.
I'll think about it.
Huh?
I thought you were stupid.
This.
Katsu curry?
Yes.
One curry curry...
Yes ma'am.
One curry curry...
Yes ma'am.
You shouldn't say it like that.
Yes ma'am.
This is...
Fried pork with Indian curry rice.
Are you saying it clearly?
Fried pork with Indian curry rice.
Are you saying it clearly?
Fried pork with Indian curry rice.
Well, I...
Thank you.
Huh?
Thank you.
Huh?
Thank you.
I can't stand it anymore.
I told you so.
I can't stand it anymore.
See, I told you so.
I told you not to do it.
Oh, it's a frog.
What's up with you?
I've always been angry with you.
I've been angry with you for a long time.
I feel sorry for you.
You made me angry.
I want to win, but I can't.
I can't win.
I can win, but I can't deceive him.
I can't deceive him.
I heard you say you can win.
I'm okay with it.
But you can't deceive me.
If you want to win perfectly, you can only do three things.
Yes, you can only do three things.
Okay, everyone. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go higher.
- Totsuka Yacht School. - That's impossible!
- Right? - It's a bit strict.
- I can do it. I really think I can do it.
- "Totsuka" is "kotsu" and "katsu".
- "Totsuka", "katsu", "ka", right?!
- That's right! - I can't do it!
After the performance, they head to a curry shop in downtown.
Can they order "katsu curry" at Totsuka Yacht School?
- Beef curry! - What kind of beef curry?
- Well... - My beef curry is fine.
- Excuse me, I'd like...
- "Totsuka" "totsuka"...
- "Totsuka"... "totsu"...
- "Totsuka" "totsuka"... "ru".
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- I'd like... - Yes?
- "Totsuka" "yacht school" "ru".
- Oh, is this a cafeteria?
- Is this a cafeteria?
- It's a cafeteria. - Oh!
- Then I'd like "Totsuka" "yacht school" "ru".
- "Totsuka" "yacht school" "ru".
- "Curry".
- Sorry!
What the hell is that?
That's enough.
What the hell is that?
It's creepy.
What's up?
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
It's too fast.
It's too fast, isn't it?
It doesn't work at all.
It's creepy.
What's up?
What's up with you?
It doesn't work at all.
So you're saying it doesn't work?
Of course I'm saying it many times.
You!
I've been saying it for two weeks.
Maybe it's working.
Maybe that's why I'm saying it so much.
No, it's not.
I can't wait anymore.
No, it's not.
What?
I'm in a bad mood.
So...
So you're saying it's a failure?
No, I'm not saying it's a failure.
No way.
It's a failure, isn't it?
I'm not saying it's a failure.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying it's a failure.
There's something like this, too.
Try and ask.
It's weird at the "try" stage.
Even if I show you, you'll be pissed off.
You do this!
No way!
I'll support you from the side.
I'm tired of you!
Moving to another store...
This time, Matsumoto, Yamazaki and Kokoriko will support Hamada.
Will they be able to order "katsu curry" at Chagi and Asuka?
Um...
Chagi and Asuka...
Um...
Wait a minute.
Shut up. What are you eating?
Um...
Chagi and Asuka...
What?
I'm sorry!
What?
Chagi and Asuka...
Curry rice?
Dried curry?
Chagi and Asuka...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Chagi and Asuka's curry.
Is it rice curry?
No, this is...
Chagi and Asuka's curry.
Katsu curry, right?
Katsu curry.
Chagi and Asuka's curry.
Are you crazy?
You're crazy.
Why?
You're crazy.
Chagi, I'm counting on you.
Nutrition interference.
You're crazy.
Yokan, kan, kan.
Yokan and Fusai are good friends.
They always go to Yokan.
Yokan's husband.
Yokan's wife.
Will it rain at night?
That's right.
I was surprised and stopped.
No, really, do you know the news recently?
What is it?
Really, that Matsumoto is something amazing, isn't it?
Why, why?
What Matsumoto said is something that the public will follow later.
What do you mean?
The "something sexy cat" I was talking about.
The one I saw in Osaka.
Yes.
Today's...
Ah, ah, ah!
You don't have to make fun of "sexy cat" in particular!
That "something sexy cat" was talking about the world.
And that pet shop I was talking about...
Yes.
They gave it away.
It was illegal.
It wasn't a cat.
It wasn't a cat!
Ah, I see.
But, you know, that incident happened...
A few months ago, and you're talking about it now. Isn't it terrible?
No, I just happened to see it.
You're not good at it.
But, you know...
There was one that appeared in some city, wasn't there?
Yes, yes, that's it! It became a hot topic.
Ah, I see.
And that pet shop was closed.
Of course it was closed.
I told you about it as a kid, didn't I?
And it really happened.
And everyone went to that pet shop in Osaka.
I see.
And there were a lot of people there.
And the police said it was a suspicious incident, and that pet shop was closed.
And who said it?
Ah, my godfather.
99% my godfather.
No, it's 100%.
That means it's something commendable.
Why is that?
No, no, it's because I contributed to arresting the culprit.
You contributed to arresting the culprit?
I contributed to arresting the culprit, and I also helped that sexy cat.
No, you're not a sexy cat!
You're amazing.
The sexy cat was...
No, you're not!
The sexy cat was caught, and the poor sexy cat...
No, you're not!
I took it out of its cage and made it even sexier.
Right now, it's really...
It's making my chest tremble.
No, it's because, you know...
I've always had this kind of parenting ability.
No, I'm not saying you don't have it!
No, no, no.
I really do have it.
What do you mean you don't have it?
I told you, didn't I?
When I was in my graduation ceremony or something like that...
There was like a vase or something like that.
And I thought, "Ah, it's going to break!"
And it really broke.
So you're saying you left it there, right?
Well, that's right.
Yeah.
That's like...
It's like a parenting ability, isn't it?
When you're in a car and you're like, "Ah, it's going to turn left," you can tell.
That's because you're driving in the left lane.
Well, you do have it, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
No, you do have it a little bit.
I'm a little bit of a psychokines-nesser.
Why did you say that again?!
I'm a little bit of a psychokines-nesser.
For example, I can do things like sweeping the ash tray over here.
No, you can't do it, but...
Which one is it?!
You can't do it, but...
You can do it, but it feels like you can do it.
No, it doesn't feel like you can do it.
I get it, I get it.
Even if you say you can do it, it feels like you can't do it.
It doesn't feel like you can do it, does it?!
Think about it properly.
You'll go crazy.
Well, I'll show you next time.
But it's kind of like you can do it.
Yeah, it might be like you can do it.
You can't do it either, can you?
No, I can't.
Those of you looking at our third party, it seems like you can't do it either.
I can't do it either, but I can make you think I can do it better.
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
Even if you can't do it?
Even if you can't do it, even if you can't do it,
if someone tells you you can do it better, you can make them think you can do it better.
I have that kind of power.
You can't do it, can you?
I can't do it. I can't do it, but I can't make you think you can't do it.
Even if you can't do it, even if you can't do it...
The other day...
Yes.
I started playing the guitar, but...
Yes, yes.
Alternate...
Alternate picking doesn't work.
It's alternate pitting, right?
Alternate pitting, right?
No, it's not pitting, it's picking!
Yes, it's picking.
Alternate pitting doesn't work.
Yes, yes.
Give me some advice.
That's good.
It doesn't work, but what does it do?
It's one technique.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll teach you.
It's a game, Mochi Masa.
Mochi Masa!
It's messed up!
Mochi Masa!
Hold up a string.
What's this?
What's this about?
Hold down two strings.
What do you mean "two strings"?!
Is that okay?!
What are you doing?!
I'm doing the "outer night picking" thing!
I got it!
All okay!
Do you know this song?
This is just a normal performance.
The "outer night picking" comes in here.
You can update it whenever you want!
No, no!
It's not about updating it all the time!
Isn't it just breaking your neck?!
This is the "outer night picking."
When you're walking, you pick up two strings and your hand goes like this.
When you notice it, it goes like this.
You started playing the guitar!
Do you know how to move?!
First you have to play!
That's right! I know how to play!
But I wanted to do it!
What do you mean?
Normally you do it like this.
I thought, "Oh, he knows how to play."
But I started like this!
Wait a minute! Do you know "outer night picking"?
Yes.
Well, whatever.
Usually in the world...
There are at least two theories.
So my theory is alive as my theory...
Of course, of course.
It's alive in everyone's hearts...
And it will continue to live on.
Of course, of course.
And what is your theory?
Well, yours is like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, to put it simply, it's "go and come back".
Reverse?
You play the guitar like this, right?
But you can also do it like this, right?
"Go and come back, go and come back".
Yes, yes, yes.
That's how you play it.
Ah, so...
But, to put it simply, you two are saying the same thing.
What, what...
What, what are you saying?
No, no, no...
Well, well, well...
Well, well, go and come back!
What?
Go and come back, right?
Yes!
Go and come back!
Ah, I see.
Don't you think so?
It's different from Hydrangea, isn't it?
But I think it's like taking a Hydrangea and putting it like this and taking it and putting it like this...
This question is for Mr. Matsumoto who has been travelling between this world and the world countless times.
Yes.
What image does a human being have at the end of his life?
This is a snack.
(Laughter)
Various sweets come to mind.
No, 70s and 80s people think of sweets before they die.
(Laughter)
You think of Koala's March.
(Laughter)
Before my grandmother died, I thought of Toppo.
(Laughter)
It's new!
(Laughter)
It's recent!
Yes, I think of Toppo.
But sweets are something you can't cut and eat.
Yes, but you don't eat them.
You sing because you don't eat them.
(Laughter)
No, if you eat them, you don't have to sing.
Well, yes.
(Laughter)
No, no, no.
(Laughter)
(Singing)
(Laughter)
Stop it!
If you're in trouble, stop singing.
(Laughter)
No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Do you know what comes to mind when you die?
Well, you know, when you run into an accident or when you're about to die, you feel like you're spinning for a second.
You've heard of that before, haven't you?
But I don't think it's like that.
Oh, you don't?
I think there's something like a warning before you die.
What kind of warning?
Before you say, "Die!" to someone, you just die.
It may not be "die!"
Maybe it's like the story of "Gesewa".
(Ding)
It's like, "crack, crack, crack, crack!"
(Laughter)
But it's easy to understand.
(Ding)
It's like this.
Right is forward, left is forward, right is forward, left is forward...
What do you mean by "forward"?
Forward...
Don't say "forward"!
Don't say "right is forward"!
"Right is forward", "left is forward", "right is forward"...
Right is back, which means right is forward.
Left is forward!
But if you say "right is forward", "left is forward" and try to say it, it's impossible for you to say it.
I'm sure there are people like that.
For example, if you're sick and in the hospital, you'll say "right is forward", right?
Yes, I'll say "right is forward".
Do you say "right is forward" even in the hospital?
Yes, I do.
So when my family comes, I say "right is forward", "left is forward"...
Then I try to say it...
Aah, aah
Before I died, my dad wanted to say something to me
That's not true!
It's in front of you, in front of your left eye!
That's what he was trying to say
You're just saying it on your own!
But it's definitely like that!
But it's really easy to understand, right?
- That's right - "Ah, I'm going to die"
That's right
So, if my time of death comes and I'm about to die in the hospital...
Well, at that time, if there's someone like my family watching me like this...
I'll just take off my pants and run away
Show me your pants and you'll know!
It's in front of you, in front of your left eye!
As I thought, what your dad was trying to say was true!
Grandpa!
- Who? - Who else?
I love you, grandpa!