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In the first episode of "Kids Don't Know How to Use It", Chiki Chiki, Ameagari, Miyasako, Shichihenge!
Last episode, our partner Hotaruhara completely slipped.
It's a good thing.
I'm glad you're fine, but to be honest, I don't remember what you did.
You're in 4th place.
But I do remember what you did.
We did a lot of things.
Today, we're partners!
Last time, Miyasako said Hotaruhara was pathetic.
Yes, he said I was pathetic.
Today, I really did my best.
Why do you say that?
Today, I really did my best to wipe out his bad luck.
What are you talking about?
You look like Yomi from Babylon II.
Your beard is amazing!
Did you sleep well last night?
No, I couldn't sleep at all.
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What should we do?
There's a lot coming out.
This is a high-tension festival with a lot of people.
I'll do it even if I have to go in.
You'll go in, won't you?!
How about a live show?
A guerilla live show?
That sounds interesting, a guerilla live show.
Guerilla, really?
Yes.
Personally, I'd like you to do this.
It's high-tension.
What about you, Tanaka?
I'll be there soon.
Oh, you will?
Yes.
But you can ride a Ferrari, can't you?
I bought it.
What did you buy?
A servo.
You like servos, don't you?
I'm jealous.
Fuji Safari Park
I'm really, really, really, really a lion.
What should I do if I get too close?
What should I do if I'm cute?
Fuji Safari Park
It's not good to say that.
You said it.
That's cowardly.
I'll never laugh again.
What will you do then? Will you go back?
Go back to China?
No, I don't think I'll come back.
I'll stay as I am.
I'm hungry.
Thank you for every meal.
Thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you.
(laugh)
What are you doing?
If you do it in public...
I don't know why!
I can't see the story!
It's fine, but...
Ah, this is bad.
This is bad!
This is bad.
It's not over yet!
They're doing it in a good way!
It's definitely not over.
Well, yes.
I think so too.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... One...
One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six...
I can't use my red muscles.
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I can't talk.
Let's go home.
Right now.
No.
The results aren't out yet.
Let's go home!
Right now.
The results aren't out yet.
Let's go home for some reason!
Right now.
Do it again!
Let's go to the head of staff's office.
Right now!
Right now.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Let's go home.
Right now.
Let's talk to the head of staff.
Right now!
Do you have anything to say?
Everybody put your hands up!
Take off your mask!
You took off a big shirt!
Don't make it dirty!
How about "sesuna"?
Yamaimo.
Satoimo, huh?
Don't put it directly on fire!
Alright, alright!
Alright, one more question.
Alright, I'll take it.
Takashima-homiri!
Oh!
Oh, I should've paid for it.
I should've paid for it.
Okay, okay.
Why did you have to pay for it?
Did you make a mistake?
It's the last one.
(Laughing)
Don't turn around, you're cute!
Watch out!
No, I'm first!
You're wearing a mask, aren't you?
Don't put a mask on me!
Count it!
Three...
Huh? You didn't say it?
If you don't say it, you'll be fined 26,000 yen!
Wow!
Oh, it's three!
It's three!
I lost to a man!
Good job!
It's three!
It's three, isn't it?
I'm glad we met in the first place!
Yeah...
We all got excited in the middle of it!
Yeah...
How was it?
I was nervous at first, but...
What?
You're still nervous!
You're still red!
Huh? Miyasako was like this?
Yokan
Yokan no danna
Yokan no yome
Yoru wa kuri yokan
Yokan no danna mo sekumishan
Ante kono te de mane yokan
Yokan no danna
Yokan no yome
Danna wa kume yokan
Good one!
I love you. I love you when I think about you.
If you die, I die too.
I think about you. I think about you and then I die!
Good day, Kanitama.
Yohkan, your wallet is iron.
Do you always ignore me in bed?
You're getting excited, aren't you?
Yohkan's wife.
Will you come again today?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
But it's only for today.
Well...
I asked you until number three.
Well...
I asked you before I shake it, but...
This song doesn't sell.
It doesn't sell.
I thought it would sell a little more, but...
It's been a while since we had a talk.
That's right.
I thought about it and I haven't done it for a long time, but...
Matsumoto has done a lot of things so far, but...
Yes, yes.
I took on a new challenge again.
What is it?
Well...
A macho plan.
That's right.
Yes, yes.
It's progressing step by step.
My neck is getting thicker and thicker.
This summer.
It's thicker than my face.
Your neck?
My neck is going up from here.
It's like a lightning bolt.
What?
It's like a gold lightning bolt.
Oh, I see.
What is it with you today?!
What is it with you?
Shut up, idiot.
You say things you don't understand.
That happens a lot.
That's right.
I'm trying really hard to stand up now.
You don't have to say it out loud. You've done it before.
I've done it for the first time in a while.
I rarely stand up.
Twenty times is my limit.
But you can do it twenty times, right?
Twenty times is my limit.
But I can't do it even once the next day.
What do you mean?
It's like the day before.
Muscle pain?
Yes.
I was told I couldn't do it anymore.
I see, I see.
I was told I couldn't do it anymore.
You can rest for a day and do it again.
That's right.
I'm thinking of doing this too, but I can't do it at home.
Why don't you go to a gym or something?
A gym is kind of cool, right?
Why?
It looks like you're desperate.
It's hard to do.
Everyone is desperate.
I don't want people to see me like that.
Like you?
It's like hair growth.
I see.
I think so.
I don't know what's going on.
I see.
That's what I want to do.
I see, I see.
I want to be able to see my nipples even if I'm facing forward like this.
My muscles are like this.
If I do this, you can see my nipples.
Isn't that muscle?
No, no, it's muscle.
It's just muscle.
I'm thinking of doing it.
I think it'll be done by next week.
That's fast!
My muscles.
Oh, right. The ones that stick out.
Huh?
The ones that stick out.
Like my lungs?
I don't know about that.
My muscles.
Oh, your muscles.
Oh, my muscles.
Why twice?
You must be sick of it!
Who said that?
My grandfather said it.
Come here for a second.
My family is a muscular family.
I don't really like this, but...
It hurts a little.
It's in your body.
It's in my body.
I see, I see.
It seems like you don't say much about your body.
Oh, right. I don't know.
It seems like you don't say much about your body.
It's in my muscles. It hurts, doesn't it?
It's in my body.
It's in my ears.
Ears.
It's in my ears.
It's M.E., M.E.
What? It's M.E.
It's M.I., M.I.
It's in my ears.
You know what I mean, don't you?
You don't know?
You know, I don't know if you're from Tokyo or not, but there are many words with the same meaning in Osaka dialect.
There are many.
There are many kinds of words.
Yes, yes, yes.
There is only one standard word in Tokyo dialect.
Is that so?
I think that vocabulary is unique.
Even if you're from Tokyo, you're not from Tokyo.
Well, well.
You're mostly from the countryside.
You like that, don't you?
You like to catch customers and say "countryside", "countryside", don't you?
No!
You like to say "countryside", "countryside", and your rules are weird.
Is that so?
Well, well, it's like that.
Golden Week was amazing, wasn't it?
I was surrounded by Niigata and Iwatani.
Cars?
Cars.
I was surrounded by cars and I was driving.
It's still annoying, isn't it?
You're always driving.
I recently realized that it was annoying.
It's car navigation, isn't it?
Well, car navigation is amazing.
Well, you know, you're stupid!
You drive and start the engine and it's like "Hello, car navigation system".
Shut up, you idiot!
No, no, no, it's not like that.
That's not where you should cut it.
It's not complete yet.
For example?
If you show that you're on the highway and you're not, people will think you're on the highway.
But you're not!
It's up there!
It's like that even if you get off the highway.
But you're getting off!
You're getting off!
That's not good.
It's not good! It's convenient!
And it's late.
What do you mean it's late?
You know how they say "keep your speed limit", right?
Car navigation.
That's because you can't handle it.
You know, you're in the middle of it.
And you're like 40 or 60 km/h and you're like "aha!"
And you're like "I'm almost there!"
And you've been holding it for a while.
And you're like "aha!"
And you've been holding it for a while.
And you're like "aha!"
I'm a satellite and I can see from above, so I can't really tell if you're on the highway or not.
You could look at it from the side.
You're so serious and you only see it from above.
If you look at it from the side like this, you think you're going to fall, right?
Where do you think you're doing it from?
Spider, spider!
It's blue, blue.
It's you!
Matsumoto-san, you have countless scars all over your body.
Ah, yes, yes.
Out of all the scars you have now, what is the first one you have?
How many scars are there? Countless, you say.
Um... do you know how many stitches I have? All over my body.
How many stitches you have?
If you add up all the stitches I have, you could make two G-pans.
Basically, G-pans are made of mud.
I don't know much about it.
For example, you can't see this area.
Because you're a talent.
You always want to protect only your face.
Do you want to protect your face and the woman you love?
Where is it?
It's all over your back.
All over?!
Is it the biggest part of your back?
Yes, it is.
How wide is it?
It's all over my back.
What?! It's all over my back?!
Yes, it is.
I feel like I'm about to eat a dumpling.
I feel like I'm about to eat a dumpling!
Wait, wait, wait!
Why did you make a mistake?!
It's my back!
It's definitely not a dumpling!
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?!
It's definitely not a dumpling!
And you managed to say it.
It's definitely not a dumpling! Why is it not a dumpling?!
That was amazing.
No, you didn't say it.
It was a disaster.
No, you didn't say it.
It was a terrible disaster.
It was a disaster for both Tokyo and Dome.
Usually, he had a cutter knife.
But when it came to wood, it was terrible.
When it came to wood, it was terrible.
Huh? I was there at the time, you know!
I told you, didn't I?
Why?!
From now on. I'll tell you the funny stories from now on.
I work part-time at a rental video store, but I'm having trouble paying attention to customers who I don't return.
Can you teach me how to pay attention without causing discomfort to customers?
I'll definitely change my mind, you know!
It doesn't matter what you say.
I'm telling you, you should change your mind.
I wish I could say it, but I'm sure you're not in a good mood.
I can't say it.
So I wish I could teach you even from a distance.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Then please teach me.
Then you come back.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
When you look at it, you don't rewind it.
You don't rewind it.
In order to teach it to the customer...
But you're laughing, aren't you?
But the stroke is short!
It should have been longer!
Oh, I see.
Um...
I'll clean it up like this.
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Um, this...
I'm sorry.
Yes!
I won't do it again.
Yes!
No, it's kind of cold!
I didn't say "kizugigi"!
I didn't even look at the video I sent you!
Why didn't you say "kizugigi"?
Why? I forgot!
I forgot!
I want to rewind it!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Yamaguchi-san!
Happy birthday to you!
When was the last time we did this show?
It's the second time.
Yamaguchi-san has been doing this show since the second time.
I see.
Yamaguchi-san is going to say "happy birthday" in English.
I see.
I'm grateful for that.
Everyone, please turn away your glasses.
Please hold your glasses.
Please say "happy birthday" in English.
I'll say it in English.
LOOK!
Um...this is...