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Yohkan and Fusai are good friends.
Yohkan and Fusai, who have made many great songs so far,
opposed those Dango brothers the other day and made them on the spot!
This time, we will invite a big singer and do an open recording of Yohkan and Fusai!
I can't see you!
Yohkan and Fusai, who wrote and composed "Daikai", "Gaki no Tsukai", "Ara Ende", "Chiki Chiki" and "Matsumoto Issei", will do an open recording of Yohkan and Fusai!
Hello!
Yes, yes!
Finally, we can do it at this time!
That's right!
Well, you know, we recorded "Kariuta" before.
Yes, yes!
This time, we will put a script in it and do it.
Yes, of course!
We recorded it!
Yes!
That's right!
Vocals!
That's right!
After all, there is no one else but this person!
Yes!
That's why...
Yes!
I don't want to get involved too much, but...
Yes!
Let's get involved!
That's right!
It can't be helped!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's have the two real entertainers, Yohkan and Fusai, sing!
Please appear!
Please!
Let's look back.
What's going on with you two big guys?
We're really big guys.
Well, well, well.
Why am I the boss?
No, no, you're the boss.
Why?
Why do you have to dress like me?
What's with you?
If you're going to be like this, you're screwed.
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Of course.
Even though I'm going to sing, my wife will say, "Is he going to sing?"
It's true, you have a problem with your singing ability.
Is this all you can do?
I'm sorry, but I don't sing that song.
Yes, you're the one who contributes or makes it exciting.
Singing is the main thing.
But is it really a song?
It's a song!
But you have a band.
Yes, we have a band.
What?
It's a live band.
Wait a minute.
It's not karaoke?
It's not karaoke.
It's a live band.
Whose band?
It's our band.
What do you do?
I play the piano.
Endo plays the foot bass.
Hey, wait a minute.
Foot bass?
What do you do with your feet?
Foot bass!
Is it foot bass?
Foot bass.
Is it foot bass?
It's foot.
Oh, foot!
Is it really foot bass?
I play foot bass.
Yes.
And?
I play drums.
Yes.
Singing and playing the rhythm is the hardest, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I beg you.
Are you okay?
Don't think about it too much.
Think about it.
I can do it. I can do the rhythm.
Have you ever heard of it, Mr. Wako?
No.
No? What are you?!
What a rude woman!
You know, three brothers break up and sing a song for their children, right?
That's right.
Why don't you listen to it?
Okay, let's listen to it. I can do it live, but let's listen to it.
Okay, are you ready?
I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it, I know it, but...
I can sing it anytime, anyhow...
I can do it, I can do it...
But it's better for you than me...
Next!
Are you serious?!
Yeah!
Are you going to sing that song?!
If you sing it with your soul, I'll be fine!
You know, when your husband tells you to read it out loud, it's like a syncopation.
Oh, I know what you mean. That's a syncopation.
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine! I'll change it up a little.
And you know, it's only up to number one, but from now on it's up to number three.
What?!
It's up to number three.
It's up to number three?!
And you know, there are other things you can dance to.
What?!
Is there a song like that up to number three?!
Can you do a head spin?!
Breakdance?!
That's right!
Can you breakdance?!
Breakdance!
You should practice that!
Are you okay with robot dance?!
Wait a minute! Why did it come to this?!
Why did it come to this?!
You should listen to this carefully.
Wait a minute! Why did it come to this?!
Wait a minute!
You should listen to this carefully.
Five years. Five years.
Five years?!
You should listen to this carefully.
Then what should we start with?!
I don't know.
Oh, right! Let's bring out the lyrics board!
Is it okay?
The lyrics board is here!
Is this okay?
Wait, wait, wait!
What is this?
This is why you're going in.
What?
This is you, right?
What?
So Ako-san said, "If you hit a lava, you're in."
If you hit water, you're in water lava.
It means you don't need water, right?
No way!
You have to go in like this.
So you don't get in the way.
And you have to go in smoothly.
So, lava's husband and lava's wife.
This is an argument, right?
So you call out "lava's husband!"
I do?
Yes, and you do a light reaction.
Subway reaction!
And "lava's wife!"
And you do a reaction.
And you say "lava's wife!"
Wait a minute.
Isn't it obvious?
"lava's wife!" is "lava's wife!"
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
It's been a while since I've been embarrassed like this!
No way!
It's okay! He's the one who says it!
You're just a lame title card!
Why "lame"? It's "lava's wife"!
Immediately, with proper instructions, they arrive at the venue and start rehearsing!
Let's go!
lava's wife!
Is it like that?
I said "lava's wife!"
Where do you think we are?
This is the first part.
Let's go!
Yo-kan-kan-kann
Shut up!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
The drums are off!
What? Really?
Shut up!
Yo-kan-kan-kann
Count with white!
Yo-kan-kan-kann
Really?
Not "don-don-don-don"...
Louder!
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
I'm just making it louder.
Louder!
Louder?
Try it!
No!
What kind of song is it?
Not "zudon-zudon"...
Try "ton-ton-ton-ton"!
Try it!
The sound is different, too!
No, no, no!
It's only faster!
You're being stupid!
No, we don't know it, either!
No, no...
The piano...
The piano is the most accurate.
Match it with the piano.
Match it with the piano?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Let's go!
I'm such a good boy!
Don-don-don-don-don
Yo-kan-kun-sai
Wa-nakka-yoshi-da
Itsumo-futari-de
Wait a minute...
It's "mizunazu", right?
Is the piano accurate?
How is it?
Well...
It's good, but...
It doesn't sound as good as "akko".
What do you want it to be?
More like...
"hohan"!
"hohan-fuhai"!
That doesn't make sense, either!
We don't know "fuhai"!
As an image, "yohan fuhai" is "mother's fire".
"Yohan fuhai"!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's okay, it's okay.
And do you always drink water together?
No, we're always "fuhai".
"Fuhai" and "fire" are "fuhai" and "fire yohan"!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's okay, it's okay. I know, I know.
Yeah, it's okay. Let's do it.
Here we go.
It means "water", right?
It means "fuhai", right?
Okay, okay.
Is it okay?
"Beautiful".
This is good, this is good.
It's not good at all!
Don't you have lyrics for this song?
It's okay, it's okay.
It's good.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Is it okay?
It's okay, it's okay. It's totally okay.
So, uh... should we do the next one?
Should we do number two?
Number two... number two...
We should do it.
Yohan-san and Nakauchi-san said...
"Yohan's husband is a technician".
"That hand and this hand are beans, Yohan".
"Ah, it's goodwill".
What?
"Goodwill is like beans".
Me?
"Ah, it's goodwill".
"Yohan's husband is Yohan's wife".
"Yohan's husband is Yohan Ume".
"He's sick".
Wait a minute. Can we broadcast this?
It's okay!
This is...
Wait a minute.
I'm going to sing this to a singer I met in Kohaku.
I'm going to ask you to sing this.
"Koro-chan, let's go to number 2".
If you open your mouth a little, you can say "fumaha" or "fumaha".
If you say it, I'll deceive you.
I'll deceive you and ask you.
You don't have to look at me like that.
That's it!
This "fumaha" is not good.
If you say "fumaha", I'll deceive you and say "fumaha" to you.
I'll deceive you!
I'll deceive you and deceive you!
You don't have to say it to me, though.
But I have to say it!
After this, I'm going to say something.
What?
Where you got sick, right?
Yes.
Um, you.
I like you!
I like you if you think about it!
If you die, I...
It's too long!
If you die, I'll die!
If you think about it, don't die!
All you want to say is "if you think about it", right?
Even if you don't include both of them...
I'll go in.
And...
When you hear that...
Um...
Good day, crab ball.
How do you sing it?
It's bad!
Then I'll go in at number 3, okay?
Huh?
Should I say it at number 3?
Yes.
Um, number 3...
Um, you two are crazy.
Um...
You're always on the bed.
That means you're flirting, right?
Yohkan's husband, Yohkan's wife, Yohkan Kuri again...
Well...
You don't have to say it out loud.
The lines are in here and you're done!
Oh, is that so?
You haven't done anything yet!
I didn't think you'd be this bad!
What are you talking about?!
Right?!
You're crazy!
Did you forget the melody?
No!
You're always on the bed. That means you're flirting, right?
Yohkan's wife, Yohkan's wife, Yohkan Kuri again...
You don't have to say it out loud.
The lines are in here and you're done!
Yohkan's wife, Yohkan's wife, Yohkan Kuri again...
Are you mad?!
I like you!
Yohkan loves you!
Wait a minute!
Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop!
It's messed up!
Let's sort it out!
How?
The song itself is messed up.
The lines are in here and you're done!
What should we do about it?
You keep saying "huh, huh"!
Shut up!
Can you be more serious?!
Shut up!
Why are you so loud?!
You're all going to die!
What should we do?!
Tell us!
My lyrics! Nooo!
Lyrics are fine, but...
But if you do it like that, it's not fine!
But you can't get the sound. Do it again!
Why can't you get the sound?
It's not good, right?
Do the bass part!
Yes, I'll do it!
Yohkan's wife, Yohkan's dream, Yohkan's night...
So you only remember that, right?
That's right!
You're wrong!
Yohkan's wife...
Then I'll do it!
I'll go home!
No, you won't!
I won't go home!
One, two, three...
Yohkan and his wife are good friends...
They always drink water together...
Are you acting?!
You won't go with me?!
I'll go with you!
Let's go, Ako-san!
Let's go!
Ako-san, your lyrics are...
Are you acting?!
You're getting serious!
Yes...
Is it okay?
It's fine.
Yohkan's wife...
You're acting?!
You can't do that!
Wait a minute!
I remembered it desperately!
The musical score!
Yes...
Even if you say you don't know it...
Yamazaki can't play it well no matter what he does!
So, in a hurry...
The teacher who arranged the song will help him!
Yamazaki Yohkan
Yohkan and Fusai get along well
It's always just the two of you, Mizu Yohkan
Yohkan!
Ah! I can't get it off!
Yohkan comes at night
So...
You like Yamazaki Hikanon, don't you?
Yes
Then I'll sing it for you
Let's go
Is it okay?
People watching this are weird!
Maybe it's because you're young
That's why I feel like I'm teaching you
What's wrong with you?
That's fine, right?
Ah, your image
Your image is...
Look, I'll do it like this
Let me do it!
Producer, what should we do about this?
Well, well...
The bass...
I think the drums are weird too
We're doing it as much as we can
As much as you can?
When did you start doing it?
Yesterday
Hey!
Yesterday
Really?!
I'm sorry
I did it in a hurry yesterday
It's okay
It's okay, it's okay
It's okay
There's no one who's bad
What should we do?
Do it in a funny way
Do it like I'm teaching you
Really?
Yes
Do you want me to play it one more time?
I don't know
Yohkan and Fusai are good friends
They always drink water together
Yohkan's husband and Yohkan's wife
Yohkan comes at night
You can sing and play it together
But...
Yohkan's husband and Yohkan's wife
Yohkan's wife and Yohkan's wife
I know!
What?
I don't need you anymore!
I'll sing in acapella
If you can do it now, you can do it later
This is very difficult
Is it over?
No more
No more?
No more for you
In this world
I'll sing!
And...
Let's do it in acapella
What?
A complete acapella
Okay?
Let's do it!
Yohkan and Fusai are good friends.
They always drink water together.
It's waterless, right?
Yohkan's husband.
Yohkan's wife.
At night, they eat chestnuts.
Yohkan's husband is a technician.
With that hand and this hand, he sells beans.
Ah, zenith, right?
Yohkan's husband.
Yohkan's wife.
Yohkan's husband is a technician.
You're sick, right?
I like you.
I like you when I think about you.
If you die, I'll die, too.
I'll die, too!
Good day.
God.
Yohkan and Fusai are good friends.
They always sleep together.
It's waterless, right?
Yohkan's husband.
Yohkan's wife.
Yohkan is coming today, too.
You know what I mean, right?
Yes.
Good.
What did you say?
Good.
I think it's good.
Is it?
What are you doing?
What do you mean "again"?
Do you want me to do it again?
Who are you talking to?
You're the producer!
You decide!
Do you want me to do it again?
Do you want me to say it again?
Good.
Are you sure?
I want you to say "fuha."
Yes.
Fuha!
What is this?
Isn't it weird?
When will this be completed?
2005
Why? Why?
No, why?
Will this be used for the next release?
Of course it will!
Really?
And I have just decided!
What?
I will appear in "Hey! Hey!"
Wait a minute!
That...
You will appear in "Hey! Hey!"?
Yes
Why are you two doing it?
We have a quote!
This is the main one!
You can't say "Hey! Hey!" like that!
It's okay! It's okay!
High sensitivity up!
High sensitivity three levels up!
"Hey! Hey!" smells awful!
"Hey! Hey!" has finally been completed!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yohkan and Fusai are good friends
They always go to Mizuyooka together
It's Mizuyooka, right?
Yohkan's husband
Yohkan's wife
Yoru is Kuriyoka
Fuha!
Yohkan's wife is a technician
She sells beans with her own hands
Yohkan's husband
Yohkan's wife
Yohkan's husband is a technician
I like you! I like you when I think of you!
If you die, I will die too!
If I think of you, I will think of you and then die!
Ihi...
Kanitama...
Yokan
Fusai
Zetsurin
Da
Itsumo
Beto
De
Mushi
Yokan
No
Danna
Yokan
No
Yome
Kyo
Mo
Kuri
Yokan
Kyo
Mo
Kuri
Yokan
Kyo