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24 hours Hamada & Matsutoshi are in business for 24 hours
"A total of 32 episodes of "in business for 24 hours" have been broadcasted live since April 19th."
The time limit for each episode is getting longer and longer!
The ultimate punishment game that Japanese TV is trying its best for!
24 hours Hamada & Matsutoshi are in business for 24 hours
This week, we will broadcast the second half of the fight!
How long will Hamada and Matsutoshi's stamina last?
And what kind of touching finale is waiting for them?
Even the guests in the back are losing their minds!
And at the end of the show, will something happen to that Matsumoto team?!
That's enough...
24 hours Hamada & Matsutoshi are in business for 24 hours!
Please come back safely!
We still have 56 episodes!
Please come back safely!
This show is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The second half of the fight begins!
"There are only 16 episodes of "in business for 24 hours" left!"
Here, Matsumoto team sends 3 packs of cosplays at the same time!
Hamada can't hide his tiredness, so he starts sighing...
"The location is shown on Japanese TV's "Talent Clock"..."
"It's "Eccentric Boy"!"
"It's "City Hunter"!"
"Shouldn't I say that it's "City Hunter"?!"
Good morning!
"Shouldn't I say that it's "City Hunter"?!"
""City Hunter" special!"
Emergency live broadcast!
"Terrorist group "Cyberlion" reunion!"
April 23rd, 9:03 PM!
""City Hunter" is also in business for 24 hours!"
"In a short period of time, "Kondo" turns into "Kinekio" and "Chaplin"!"
""City Hunter" is also in business for 24 hours!"
Why am I in business for 24 hours?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
I heard you talking to someone.
What's 24 hours?
Nothing, nothing.
- What are you doing? - No, I'm talking to you.
- What are you doing for 24 hours? - Oh, today's shooting...
- What's up? - Oh, is that so?
- No, I'm going to declare you as my replacement. - Oh, really?
- Can you do it with me? - Huh?
- You've been doing it by yourself, haven't you? - Can you do it once?
- No, I can't.
Maybe 3 seconds?
- 15 seconds left! - Oh, there's 15 seconds left.
- No, no, no, no, no. - 10 seconds left!
- 8, 7, 6, 5 seconds left! - Let's do it.
- 5, 4, 3, 2... - ""City Hunter" is also in business for 24 hours!"
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Thank you for your understanding!
- Next, in just 8 minutes, they'll change into white swans' swimsuits!
- Oh! - Oh!
- ""City Hunter" is also in business for 24 hours!"
Today, we'll have a battle of human beings and mobile phones.
For a while...
Shut up!
It's finally time for a break.
But it's only one o'clock.
It's a drowning beach.
Excuse me, it's about time.
Excuse me.
Next, Matsumoto's instructions are...
For now, it's in business for "News Plus"'s weather forecast corner.
Super TV, tonight at 9 o'clock.
3...
2...
1!
What's that?!
What are you doing?!
However!
For the first time, the staff fails to add seconds!
They immediately complain about it!
That's right.
Huh?
The password is wrong.
Yeah.
That was no good.
One more time.
Don't put it in the cup.
One more time.
Look, sometimes it's like that.
One more time!
Once again, one more time!
Romance.
Tonight at 10 p.m.
Romance! Tonight is awesome!
That's right.
Did you find something?
It's perfect.
The subject is different.
The next order is...
To borrow one of Takeshi's fashion items, which is well-known all over the world.
After recording...
What kind of fashion item is it?
This is amazing.
Why do you have so much money?
Can I borrow this?
Sure.
Hamata chose...
A Momotaro samurai costume.
Robbins.
With a woman.
With a man.
Robbins is getting ready!
Ready!
Good evening.
Your arms are cramping up.
It stinks in here.
Ah, it's hot.
It's nine o'clock in the afternoon. Eight more to go.
It's time for them to pay their respects.
Good morning.
Thank you for your hard work.
Next, we will pay our respects.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
You're talking nonsense.
Next, I'd like you to play "Yasukibushi" for me.
No, I don't think I should.
That's a Tanaka song.
"Yasukibushi" is...
It's nobody's song.
I think you should wear a T-shirt.
That's good.
Stop it!
You know "Yasukibushi", don't you?
I don't know it.
You know it, don't you?
It's nobody's song.
Yasukibushi
Like this.
Put your shoulders in.
Like this.
Then, find a dojo.
Wait a minute.
It's three seconds.
You can find a dojo.
That's right.
Find a dojo like this.
Your waist should be the point.
Shake your waist.
That's right.
Then, you'll find it.
You'll find it.
You'll catch it.
It's three seconds.
What's your line?
My line is...
"Labyrinth" is open now.
It's three seconds.
"Yasukibushi" is what you're doing now.
Yes.
"Yasukibushi" is also open now.
It doesn't matter at all!
No, but I'm serious.
Including that, practice as soon as possible.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah!
It's okay at all.
I'm doing it now!
Wait, dojo, look at me, please!
Do not let me know!
Do not let me know, dojo!
I want you to catch me!
I want you to catch me in front of the camera!
Yasukibushi
Ah!
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
I'm scared of that guy!
Please catch me!
Who is it?
A woman and...
A man.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What are you talking about?
You have to meet me!
You can't do it yourself, dojo!
Ah!
It was definitely a man.
Huh?
Now, it's 2 o'clock in the morning.
After a tiring break,
it's now past midnight,
and they head for "Last Spart".
I'm hurt.
What's wrong?
I can't do it.
4 minutes left.
I'll do it.
This is "Meril".
"Meril".
I sometimes go home with "Meril".
Ah!
I can't do it.
Am I really okay here?
I'm a "meril".
I'll go home right away.
Sometimes.
A woman and...
A man.
"Labyrinth" is under preparation!
Labyrinth
From here, Matsumoto will instruct Shironori Henge four times in a row.
Why is he up?
First, a fool.
Let's go to a convenience store.
Hamada says he's going to a convenience store in a good mood.
Bring me a basket!
A basket! A basket!
Labyrinth
It's cold.
Labyrinth
It's a Japanese TV show.
I'm going home!
I'm so tired.
I'm tired.
I'm like a fool.
15 seconds left!
I'll do it!
14...
8...
7...
6...
5 seconds left!
4...
3...
It hurts!
I can't do it!
Labyrinth
8 minutes left!
It's getting dark and Hamada is getting excited.
If he shows his best now, it will change quickly in a short period of time.
Who is it?
First, Suzuki Sonoko.
Two minutes before.
What? One minute left?
One minute and thirty seconds.
Are you serious?
My face is hot!
Ten seconds before.
Eight, seven, six, five seconds before.
Four, three, two...
What was that strange thing?
I knew it! My face is hot!
This is the fastest change.
Suzuki Sonoko changes to Trumpman in a short period of time.
It was easier for me.
Every Sunday at 4:25 p.m.
"Tensei Shingo" is also on sale!
Fourteen minutes before.
And the last change is Zemon Kogure.
It's not Zemon at all.
What's wrong with you?
Labyrinth.
Women and men.
Labyrinth is being prepared.
I'm jealous.
One minute before.
What? Two minutes?
Thirty seconds?
I'll eat you up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
The staff are tired and it's already 2 a.m.
It's already 2 a.m.
It will remain closed for three more times, including this dead air.
The enemy may be an employee of Shinto-wa.
Saturday night at nine o'clock on April 26th.
It's time for me to be resurrected!
Who is this?
In the summer, it's Mr. Kaminari.
Is he dead?
Kamata's tiredness is at its peak.
Akanishi Anna's unexpected specialty and this reason for her tears are...
I'm wearing tiger pants.
You're a bad guy!
It's four o'clock. Hamada and Masato are in business.
They only have one more left.
Excuse me, this is the last one.
You're right.
It's five o'clock.
I think "last" means something.
It's seven o'clock.
The last make-up is completed.
The staff is also on standby for the last time.
On top of the hair...
It's kind of funny, isn't it?
On top of the sun...
It's kind of funny.
On top of the summer...
It's kind of funny.
You're kind of cool at the end.
What kind of finale will Hama show us with his 24 hours of dedication and towards the end of sales?
Do you have a microphone?
No, I don't think so.
6, 5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2...
(singing)
Cut it out!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'll cry if I think about it.
I'll change the rules and do it again.
24 hours, Hamada Matsutoshi in sales!
32 works, please watch them all!
That's enough!
24 hours, Hamada Matsutoshi in sales!
Today, with a 3-second campaign on Japanese TV,
we'll challenge the daily sales!
It's raining today, so take your umbrella with you and go out!
24 hours, everyone in the world is in sales!
24 hours, Asano Yuki too, in sales!
Super Tenryuu too, in sales!
Zoolea too, in sales!
Lukluk too, in sales!
Kayo Suspense too, in sales!
Oratekoraite too, in sales!
Sambagote too, in sales!
It's on sale!
"Kitaro Daiji-den" is also on sale!
"Onkiri-tenri" is also on sale!
"Romance" is also on sale!
"Baki" is also on sale!
"Tamaido" is also on sale!
"Ryori-shou" is also on sale!
"Gundam Deluxe" is also on sale!
"24 hours live broadcast" is also on sale!
"Kitaro Daiji-den" is also on sale!
"Onkiri-tenri" is also on sale!
"Nitte" is also on sale! "Kitaro Daiji-den" is also on sale!
"Shinhon-chan" is also on sale!
"Itoukei-no-shokutaku" is also on sale!
"Sekai Marume" is also on sale!
"Robins" is also on sale!
"Robilins" is in preparation...
Stop it! Stop it!
"Robilins" is in preparation...
Stop it! Stop it!
"Shitteru-tsumori" is also on sale!
"Tenzen-shimbun" is also on sale!
"Robilins" is in preparation...
Stop it! Stop it!
"Tora-no-pantsu" is also on sale!
Wow!
"Sarai-no-sora" is also on sale!
It's dazzling!
Oh, it's over!
Thank you for your hard work!
No, no, no, no, no...
Well, you've seen the punishment game, but...
Yes, yes, yes...
But you have to...
You have to...
You have to be mean!
Maybe you're too mean...
Maybe you're underestimating the TV too much...
So, let's go apologize to the president, Mr. Ujiie.
I'm sorry...
Well, how about that?
You don't have any comments?!
Ouch!
I thought you did a good job!
Then you don't have to say it!
You can't shut up!
But you were able to sleep, right?!
I was able to sleep! I was just lying down...
What?!
It's been 24 hours, I don't know if you did it or not...
Did you cheat?!
You're cheating!
Seriously, you're cheating!
How was it?!
I won't let you cheat!
So, what now?! Again?!
Oh, I'll do it!
It's totally fine!
I'll do it, but...
Is it okay for me to play golf?!
I mean...
The rules are weird, right?!
You've been saying that for a long time, like you're possessed...
The rules are weird?!
I've been saying that since middle school!
Really?!
I've been saying that since middle school!
Seriously?!
The rules are weird!
What do you want me to do?!
You said it again?!
For now, the rules are weird, so...
You said it again?!
Decide it! How many more times do you want me to say it?!
You like baseball, right?!
Yes, I like baseball.
Baseball... caramel?
I like everything about it!
One out, four outs?
Ah, that's a good one!
Why?!
That's a good one!
One out, four outs!
Ah, that's a good one!
If you say that...
One out, four outs!
The rules are weird!
You said it again!
That's weird!
You said it again!
That's weird!
Don't say that, "the rules are weird"!
It depends on the person too!
The rules are weird right away.
You said "one out, four outs", didn't you?
Tennis!
Let's play tennis!
Ah, is that okay?
If we play tennis, it's one out, four outs.
One out, four outs.
Why one out, four outs?!
Isn't it fine?
I'm better at tennis than you are!
But, you know, four people can be disadvantageous sometimes, right?
That's right!
That's right, that's right!
No, no, you're wrong!
What are you talking about?!
The rules are weird!
No, no, you're wrong!
You're wrong for sure!
How about bowling?
Bowling is pretty good.
That's right, Hamada-san is good at it.
It's pretty good.
Is that so?
Bowling...
You only have one.
Is that okay?
It's a little dangerous.
Isn't it okay?
Be careful! Be careful! Your fingers will break!
Isn't it strange?
Why?
Why am I disadvantageous?
Do you think so?
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Oh, I thought of something good.
I'll do it alone!
Over there.
Yes, yes, yes.
How about this?
Huh?
It's bitter!
Ah!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Why are you doing it?
It's like this!
It's like this.
You can't do it!
It depends on what you do, but...
I'm already crying!
Well, you like sports, don't you?
Well, of course...
You played soccer, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
No, you didn't.
Oh, you didn't?
Oh, you like soccer!
Soccer.
Can you do it?
Oh, you can play handball, right?
I can play handball.
Handball?!
He's the representative of handball teams.
Huh?! Huh?! Really?!
Yes.
I can go over there, too!
Do you want to go?
No, if Hamada-san wants me to go, I won't let you go at all!
Then I'll go, too, Hamada-san!
I'll go, too!
Then I'll go, too, Hamada-san!
I'll go, too!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Let's do it!
I'll go, too!
Let's go!
I'll go!
Let's go for it!
Yes!
Let's go for it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Huh?
Why is he sighing?!