AISubs v3.5
Where the hell is this place?
This is funny.
Huh?
I don't know where we are.
Nafi can only get out of this station.
There's a "trc" here.
I don't know where we are.
It's like we're in a warehouse.
"trc" "trc"
trc
I'm sure he's not here.
I said "trc".
I brought the medication.
Today, I'm going to give it all to you one by one.
I want you all to know how painful it is.
I still have itching.
So I went to the pharmacy and bought some medicine.
This is...
A surprising thing!
If you use it...
You know...
You'll go "Piiiiiiiiiiiii!"
That's funny.
No, because if I use it...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'll really go...
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Piiiiiiiiiiiiii!
It'll be funny.
Something like this, right?
It's something like this...
I think Nostradamus said something like this...
It's a real medicine, it's not processed or anything like that.
It's a water bug or a fly bug.
Well, who wants to go first?
Tanaka-kun.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Hey, that's...
Oh, it's okay.
That's a lot.
It's a log-time.
What?
What? Really?
Hot!
Really? Really?
What? What's wrong with you?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
What's wrong with you?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
You!
You're really going to be like this!
You're not going to be taken away!
What do you know?
It's hot!
Is it hot?
It's hot!
Does it hurt? Is it hot?
It's hot! It's hot!
Is it hot?
It's hot!
It's a reaction like this!
When it's soaked in, it suddenly gets hot!
When it's soaked in, it's soaked in!
I am the one and only Kyoshu...
Who are you talking about?
What do you think of the Light Society's...
What do you think of the Light Society's Mandam?
Charlie and Bronson?
I didn't think you'd come!
I am...
Motoichi.
Until August...
Motoichi-san, let's go.
Try to look stylish in spring all by yourself.
If you do it to Sao, it'll be a problem.
Sao shouldn't do it.
Right?
Do... do your best.
I'll do my best.
No, first place.
Huh?
Let's call Taisen too.
What? What? What?
Where are you going?
What's with that face?
You didn't have that face before, did you?
Are you okay?
I can't stop!
I can't stop like this!
This is amazing.
Let me see.
Taisen!
This is what I'm talking about!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Let's see...
There's a bit of a time lag.
Huh?
I thought you were strong.
Huh? He's getting stronger.
He's getting stronger.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What is it?!
What's with that face?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What is it?! What's going on?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HUR
I'm sweating! I'm sweating!
You're sweating!
I'm sweating!
I trusted you for the first time!
Then...
Let's go to the military police!
Let's go, Mr. President!
Let's do it twice! Double and parallel!
Twice!
There's a foreign smile on your face.
One, two, go!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I took too much off.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Everyone should say one thing in common. You can't stand up!
You all get sick!
It doesn't taste like anything at all.
Shut up!
It feels good, but it doesn't feel good at all.
It's terrible.
I don't think it's funny even if we say it all at once.
About ten people.
Sagamocchan, Zutsun, Horime, it's all of you.
It's all of you.
Please apply it!
It's all of you. It's all of you.
There are individual differences, you know.
It's all of you.
This is a good picture!
It's like a new religion!
This is a good picture!
It's like a new religion!
Well, that's about it.
Am I...?
But in front of a group game...
It's like a difference, you know.
This is amazing.
Huh? Isn't there a difference?
Huh?
It hurts, but it's not strong.
You're weak, so you're different, you know.
You're the strongest!
Seriously?!
It hurts! It hurts!
Hahaha!
Oops! It only hurts a little!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
You!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
What's that?!
Yoooooogan's wife
Yogan and his wife are fools
They are always similar
Yogan's husband, Yogan's wife
At night, they are so cool
It's not over yet!
Thank you, thank you
This...
This is hard to come by!
Yohkan's wife is saying it!
I'm sorry for saying this in multiple languages
It's fine in multiple languages, Denise
The other day...
I talked about my big nose and big nose brother
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
It seems like you've been talking a lot
I...
Yes
Yesterday or the day before...
Yes, yes, yes
Yesterday...
I went to the gym...
Yes, yes, yes
And I was doing push-ups like always...
Yes, yes
Hamada-san...
What?!
Your big nose and big nose brother...
Are you coming over to my house?!
Well, well, I'll say it just in case!
Yes, come over
Yes
No way!
I don't like this!
Maybe we'll meet somewhere
That's right!
"Are you coming over?" I said...
No, I'm not coming over today
Ah, I have to choose a day...
"When are you coming?" I said...
Mostly on weekends
Yes, yes, yes
It's better if you don't come on weekends
That's right!
You shouldn't say that, you!
Even the one who receives you says it perfectly!
Don't say 'big nose and big nose brother'!
Hey!
Just say it to us!
Hey!
If the people around you say it, it'll be even worse!
Damn it!
You're such a coward!
That's right!
It's definitely like that!
Is that so?
I didn't know
I don't have any bad intentions
No, not at all!
Really!
It's definitely 'big nose and big nose brother'!
Because I have a big nose!
No, you should say 'big nose and big nose brother'!
Big brother!
That's right!
Don't say 'senior'!
That's right, that's right!
That's how it is
I hope you'll forgive me
But it's better if you don't come over today
Why?
Because you're sweating and it's definitely not 'big nose and big nose brother'!
It's definitely 'big nose and big nose brother'!
- Well, you know... - Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
- Well, you know, there's a lot of things.
- The other day, when I came back from Osaka, I went into a pet shop. - Why?
- Somehow. - Because you wanted to buy something?
- No, well, I had some free time, or rather, I had some time until the Shinkansen. - Oh, free time.
- There's a really big pet shop on East Street Shopping Street.
- I was surprised when I went in! - Why?
- Well, you know!
- 'Post'! - Yeah?
- It's about this big!
- 'Popular'! - Yeah?
- You'd think, 'Is it okay to post that?'
- Why 'popular'? - No, no, no...
- Well, I guess it's because I came from Osaka.
- Oh, sorry!
- It's 'popular'!
- It's as big as 'popular'!
- It's not like you can stick a piece of paper out of it and say, "Hey!" It's like a cat!
- It's amazing! You've never seen anything like it, right? - No, no, no.
- It's so big you can't say anything!
- It's like a complete cat!
- A complete leopard!
- But it's a cat!
- Isn't it dangerous? - It's really, really dangerous!
- It says, "If you're in a bad mood, you don't know what will happen."
- It says, "I don't know."
- There's no way a pet shop would do that! - You can't say anything!
- It's so big you can't say anything!
- That's scary!
- It says you can climb up to the second floor of a normal house.
- With one floor.
- Huh? - With one floor.
- Who said that?
- That you can jump up to the roof with one floor.
- It said it on paper!
- You can do it with one floor?! - That's right!
- No, I'm serious! - You can sell that on the internet!
- I've never seen a cat like that on a regular 5th or 6th floor! - 5th or 6th floor?!
- I've never seen a cat like that on a 5th or 6th floor! - That's not true!
Even if it falls from a high place, it's still better than a regular cat!
- It's like "crackle, crackle, crackle!" - Who said that?!
- You're lying! - It's not like that!
- It's like "crackle, crackle, crackle!" - It's like "crackle, crackle, crackle!"
- Who said that?! - It's not like that!
- I forgot its name... I said "something-cat". - Really?!
- I said "something-sexy-cat". - That's right, I could see it.
I could see it around my chest.
I said "something-sexy-cat".
It's like "don't look at me!"
I said "something-sexy-cat".
I was really surprised!
- What did it eat? - I think it ate a lot of meat.
- Was it in the cage? - Yes, it was in the cage.
- It was doing something, wasn't it? - It wasn't doing anything.
But it was pooping a lot.
That's for sure.
It wasn't inferior to today.
It was smelly all the time.
It was smelly all the time?
No, really.
Can you joke and play with him?
I can't do that.
Can you do it? If you can do it, what will you do?
You always say "foooh!"
If you say that, no one will buy it.
His butt is also rough.
Why?!
Why is his butt rough?
Because it's a monster.
Look at his butt.
What is this?
It says "rough" on his butt.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about, you idiot?!
You will die.
You will definitely die.
I will definitely kill you.
You will die.
Right now.
Your fridge door is open and it's cold and there's electricity inside.
That's what you should feel like.
If you break it, it's over.
Are you okay?
That's mean of you, isn't it?
When you get beaten up, you turn your head this way and smile and laugh,
but you leave with your face down.
It makes me sick. I don't like it.
Father!
Oh, that's good.
This word has five meanings in intonation.
Father, please tell me.
For example...
When I say "father,"
it means "father," doesn't it?
Right?
Father,
it means "father" who raised you up.
Yes.
Right?
Yes, and?
This is the first one.
Let me hear it until the end.
It's a normal story, isn't it?
Hey, father!
It means "father" who raised you up,
even if you're not a parent,
father, I'm counting on you!
Thinking about it makes me excited!
It's one way of saying it.
That's one way of using "father," isn't it?
Yes.
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm listening until the end.
Then there's one more.
I'm not okay at all.
Father!
"Father," this is the first time in three years.
If you say it like that, I can't say anything.
I've said it three times now.
Father!
This is the first time I've seen my mother.
If you say it like that, you're just passing by!
Please tell me how to distinguish between a dolphin's dorsal fin and a shark's dorsal fin.
It's a kanji for "zabaa!"
"Zabaa!" Who said it?
No, no, Hirei must have said it.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's "zabaa!"
What are you doing?
I'm not "zabaa!" I'm just saying "please tell me how to distinguish between a dolphin's dorsal fin and a shark's dorsal fin."
If you say "zabaa!" and show me your face, no one will know!
Don't show me your face!
When you're young and big and you do this and go "bassssaan!" and then "weiwei! weiwei! weiwei!"
That's not a shark!
Yeah, that's a dolphin!
That's a dolphin!
Yeah, yeah.
It's almost like you're saying "dolphin show"!
I'm going to see it.
You're going to see it. And then you go "gaaaah!" and your legs go "gappaah!"
That's not a dolphin!
But everyone knows that.
Why not?
They say "please tell me how to distinguish between a dolphin's dorsal fin and a shark's dorsal fin."
That toothpick you gave me earlier was fun.
This toothpick...
That toothpick you gave me earlier brings back memories.
He was the one who hit me the most.
What are you talking about?!
You only show up here, so if you're like this, you should be careful if you're a shark or something like that.
That's what I want to hear.
If you're like this, you should be careful if you're a shark or something like that.
I get it! I'll say it!
What? Is that all you can say?
It's a simple story.
I'm sorry.
A shark...
You know...
A shark is like this, right?
And a shark comes out like this, right?
A shark is like this, right?
And it has fins, right?
A shark's fin is like this.
But a dolphin's fin is like this.
Isn't that weird?
Why is that?
Why is it facing the other way?
It's the other way around! If you look closely!
But if you go all the way to Irukaya thinking it's facing this way...
It might be a shark facing the other way!
I'm scared at times like this!
It's a shark facing the other way, right?
Well...
If you say it like you understand it...
That's right. I've said a lot of things, but is it still okay?
You know, a shark's fin...
It's made of g-pan fabric.
What about denim?
Denim...
Well...
On the west coast, they say "denim"...
About sharks...
They say "501".
If it's denim, you can tell.
But even dolphins have a little bit of denim.
That's why it's difficult.
When you look at sharks, you can see that they're small.
What do you mean?
Dolphins.
He's lying.
He's a bad guy.
Sharks are bad guys, right?
He's lying about dolphins.
He says "dolphins" in the afternoon.
I see.
When I say "dolphins", he says "dolphins".
That's not good either, right?
There are sharks in dolphins too.
I want to say this.
I want to say it at the end.
At the end?
Let me say it at the end.
Please do.
Why do you look at me differently?
This is important.
There are sharks in dolphins too.
Right?
Don't think it's safe because it's a dolphin.
I see.
If you say "dolphins" and think they're your friends, they'll go crazy.
That's why you shouldn't do it.
You don't have to look at them differently.
That's not good, right?
That was the funniest one.
But it's true.
It's true.
I say this to everyone.
I say it to everyone.
There are people like lions and rabbits.
There are people like rabbits and angels.
He's an okama.
That's what I say.
My butt itches.