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We will now begin the second hearing of the Onumaki Hiro Dokechi trial.
Prosecutors and jury members, please enter.
Next defendant, Onuma Akihiro, please enter.
Defendant Onuma Akihiro.
Defendant Onuma Akihiro is a famous director of "Gaki no Tsukai".
Last time, when he found out that his true nature is to be a dokechi, he was brought to trial and a surprising truth was revealed.
As a result, of course, he was found guilty and was severely punished, but his complaint of not being able to see any signs of repentance was heard and he was tried again on the show.
Viewers, did you see the last time I did my VTR for you?
It seems that it's more than that. I'm also listening.
I can't say anything about it.
It seems that if you leave it like this, the jaro will move.
We brought together all kinds of evil things in this video.
First of all, please watch this.
That's what happens after the show's recording is over.
Ah, I'm hungry. Let's go eat something.
Hey, Mr. Big Horse, would you like to go eat something?
A.D. invites Big Horse out for a meal, but Big Horse ignores him.
What a weirdo.
Then let's go by ourselves.
Hm? Wait a minute.
Everyone's been talking about me a lot lately, so I'll treat you guys once in a while.
Alright, you guys! I'll take you out for a meal!
Huh?! You're treating us?!
Hooray!
A.D. is happy that Big Horse is treating them, but Big Horse is headed for Yoshinoya.
Welcome!
What should I get? Should I get a large serving?
Excuse me! I want a large serving!
Excuse me! I want three large servings!
Huh?!
Big Horse orders large servings by force.
A.D. obediently obeys him, and...
Thank you for the food!
It's so good!
Should I eat some of that?
Where are you taking me?! How much are you going to make me pay?!
Can't you just give me some pickled ginger?!
Big Horse is in a rage over just 50 yen.
And the next day...
Man, I treated a young man to a meal yesterday!
My back is burning!
Then regarding this matter, can I have a witness?
Yes, please.
But...
As his junior, he's treating him to a meal.
For example, you two.
If he treats you to a meal...
Of course you'd be happy!
I'm not telling you not to eat anything!
I'm not doing it!
Right?!
In fact, I'm telling you to eat it.
If it's enough for me to grab your arm, I'd like to grab your heart.
What?
Nothing.
No, that's about it!
Of course.
With that kind of feeling...
That's right.
It touches people.
Well, is there anything else?
Ah, well, Onuma-san...
Yes.
He often asks me to buy this and that...
Yes.
And asks me to do some shopping for him...
I see.
He says, "You can buy me anything you want."
Yes.
Ah, I see. He wants you to buy me this and that...
You can buy me anything you want.
Yes.
But...
Yes.
He hasn't asked me for anything since the beginning.
Ah, it's just right for me.
It's just right... Or maybe it's not enough for you.
Are you serious?!
Yes.
It's not enough?!
It's not enough for you.
Wow...
Stand up!
What's going on with you?
You can buy me anything you want.
He says it like that, so you're going to give him that much, right?
If I say what I want to eat and calculate it myself, there should be a lot left over, but...
What do you mean, "it's not enough"?
I knew it before, but his understanding value is strange.
It's like it's been 10 or 20 years ago.
The heads of the kids are saying, 'Matsumoto is dead!'
It's time for the virtual world reaction!
It's about the opening project where everyone says goodbye to Jun with the setting of Matsumoto dying.
I... I drank it all.
Thank you very much.
What should I do? What should I do to make her laugh?
He can't think of anything funny.
Meanwhile, the rehearsal begins.
Please start the rehearsal!
And then, AD...
All of a sudden, there's a big explosion all around.
That was funny just now!
If we do it in real life, we can definitely do it!
Eh, is that so?
Looking at this situation for a moment or two, AD...
A scary smile came to his face.
And then, finally, in real life.
The recording went well, and it was time for the big horse to turn around.
Just once, I wanted to treat Matsumoto-san to a drink.
The big horse did the rehearsal AD's joke first in real life.
After this, AD couldn't do anything about the joke, and it was cut off in real life.
How about this?!
Well, this isn't the so-called "nearby" money.
It's not money, but it's bigger than that.
Yes, it's a lot of money.
Well, it's people's property.
Yes, yes, yes.
I definitely want to ask this to the big horse.
So, you completely stole it, right?!
Well, I think there's one misunderstanding.
No, this is...
Before I became a comedian, I wanted to do it today.
No, no, shut up!
That's a lie! That's a lie!
It's true, this is.
Then, let's say it's true and do it like that!
I also have a long career as an entertainer!
I happened to steal it!
I see, I see.
If the person below you does it, you have to do it in a different way in the actual performance.
I see.
As an entertainer, what do you think about it?
Laughter is like a drinker, isn't it?
What do you mean?
No, I mean...
Well...
Don't say things like that in front of us!
Really, what you said just now is really good.
Yes, it is.
It's like a teacher's class.
Staff Room
A staff room for kids.
As usual, a few people are having a meeting, and Ownman says...
Hey, this is a meeting, isn't it?
Huh?
This is a meeting, isn't it?
W-Well...
If it's a meeting, you're going to lose money even if you eat, right?
Y-Yes...
It's a face shop.
All right, then I'm going to order food.
Ownman, who confirmed that he wouldn't pay for it himself, ordered food for AD.
Then I'll have beef curry, okay?
Yes, understood.
And 30 minutes later, the food curry he ordered arrives.
Thank you for waiting!
Um, this is for Ownman-san.
What?!
Wait a minute!
This is weird!
Why do you have more food than me?!
What's going on?!
Um, I ordered a large serving...
What?!
What do you mean you ordered a large serving?!
You idiot!
In the end, Ownman took a large serving from AD.
Delicious!
It's delicious!
Yes, yes.
Ownman, please make your decision.
The situation at the time...
Can you hear me? One of you got off the chair...
And he's looking at Roo.
He's looking at Daiku Miya.
That's amazing!
I think it's amazing!
Stand up!
Please don't use violence.
I'm sorry.
Do you have an opinion?
Opinion.
Well...
It's obvious...
How do you say it?
The amount looks clear.
It's that kind of container.
And...
It's the same beef curry.
I didn't ask you by chance...
But since you ordered those two...
You usually compare the amount, right?
No, why would we compare it?!
That's it!
Why would we compare the amount?!
No, we ordered the same thing...
So...
I thought the amount would be the same.
And when I checked the amount...
It was clearly different.
So...
I didn't know why...
I didn't ask you to order a lot...
It doesn't matter!
I ordered a lot!
Is that so?!
You ordered a lot...
That's why the amount is different!
Just accept it!
Just eat your usual curry!
A little...
I think I went a little too far...
But in reality...
The amount is about the same.
I didn't eat a lot.
You only ate a little...
From the big one...
But why do you do that?
If you eat a lot, you won't have enough food.
It's not violence or anything like that.
Why do you do that?
The way you look at it is weird.
It's a habit of mine.
Habit?
People who order a lot of food have more food than you do.
Of course.
Right? Of course you have more food.
Of course.
That's how you can eat well.
If you follow that rule, you won't have enough food.
Yes, yes.
That's the rule.
It's not like that at all!
That's a good one, Onuma-san!
We have some material evidence that Onuma is a pervert.
Let's take a look.
This kid's hat.
Do you know about it?
Yes.
I made it four years ago.
At the time, Onuma wasn't a kid's star yet.
Why do you have it?
There's a reason for this.
At the time, I was doing "Hatsumei Shogun".
I was in "Hatsumei Shogun".
We were in the same family.
Did you hear about it?!
What is it?
It's a weird English word.
Where did you get it?
The staff room.
Huh?!
Where's the staff room?
There's a staff room for "Hatsumei Shogun" and "Gaki no Tsukai".
It's the same?
Yes.
And you put it there?
I put it there.
You put it there?!
That's weird!
You put it there?!
Where did you put it?!
Didn't you put it in a bag?!
No, I just put a few of them in a cardboard box.
You know, last time we got a lunchbox from someone's show.
Yes, yes, yes.
Seriously, you're breaking it!
Your fingers are bending!
Let's stop!
But, here's the proof that this is the worst.
Yes.
This is a large cell phone.
Yes.
It's 11 digits and it's been four months, but it's still a 10-digit number.
We don't need it, so let's not return it.
That's right.
So, even when I call,
the previous 030 number comes up, right?
Yes.
I look at it like this, and I answer the phone on the desk, and I call back to 0900.
This is...
Wow!
It's a huge money bag.
I've been using it for almost a year now, but the cumulative fee is 33,000 yen.
What?!
A year?!
Yes.
What?!
33,000 yen in one year?!
I've only used 33,000 yen!
This is a huge money bag!
A huge money bag?!
What do you do with telephone cards and stuff like that?
Do you have one right now?
I don't think I have a telecard anymore, but...
This is my proof.
Wow!
It's well written!
Yes, it is.
Of course.
Well, then.
This is a success.
Of course.
Wait a minute!
You're calling me a huge money bag so much!
Huh?!
Amex's... Isn't this a gold card?
What's wrong with this?!
This is made of ordinary thread.
Whose is it?!
It's mine.
It says "huge money bag Akihiro".
What about you is gold?!
Amazing.
No, this isn't the end of it.
There's more?!
Yes, there's more.
Please watch the next video.
One day, something happened and the producer said...
Um, I'm sorry, but we can't use the taxi ticket anymore, so please tell everyone.
Yes, understood.
He told the staff about the producer's message.
Um, I'm sorry, but we can't use the taxi ticket anymore, so please tell everyone.
Well, it can't be helped.
The staff agrees that it's been a bad influence in recent years.
Um, I'm sorry, but we can't use the taxi ticket anymore, so please tell everyone.
W-What?! W-W-What's going on?! We can't use the taxi ticket anymore?!
W-We're just telling you what we've been told! P-Please don't worry and go to the producer!
W-Wait! Producer, are you okay?! Y-You do something about it!
What should we do?!
Not the producer, but Keiri's girlfriend, was hit by the big horse.
There, the producer came and said...
Hey, big horse. I think you've heard of it, but please take care of the taxi ticket.
Ah, it's fine. There's nothing we can do about it. I'm in good health, so...
This is...
It's here.
Hey, boy!
Good evening.
Did you meet her there?
Yes, I did.
Can you explain a little?
Yes.
Um...well, it's not all of it, but some of it is like that.
It's a contact incident.
I see.
I heard about it and said, "Well, it can't be helped," but...
Um...the big horse suddenly got angry and said, "If that's the case, I'll come by car, so drop me off at the parking lot, you bastard!"
That's a woman's way of saying it.
Is there such a thing?
That woman's way of saying it is also a woman's way of saying it.
That's the worst.
If you have any other big horse stories, please tell us here.
I don't gamble much.
You don't do anything!
I started saying things like, "I'm going to start racing soon," and "I bought a horse race."
When I asked her about it, she said she bought a 1.2x horse race for 200 yen.
Wait a minute.
1.2x is probably what I think it is.
It's the main one!
I think it's a double win.
A double win is good if it's less than 3x, and it's really low.
It's really hard!
It's really hard.
It's really weak.
Yeah, it's really weak.
Is that so?
I don't want to do any harm.
It's a bad word.
That's right.
Is that why you won?
That's thanks to you.
It's a little bad now.
It's terrible! It's terrible!
It's like a town girl.
This is the last one.
It's terrible.
It's human nature.
I think there's a lot of things.
Anyway, please watch it.
A Day in the Life of A.D.
One day, a producer comes to A.D. and says...
Hey, you! Do you want to go golfing next time?
What? Really? I'll go!
A.D. is happy to be invited to go golfing for the first time.
All right! It's my first time golfing! I'll do my best!
However, A.D. who does not own a golf club called his parents and decided to borrow a golf club from his father.
Hey, Dad!
I'm going golfing next time. Can you lend me a golf club?
I see. You want to start golfing, too?
All right. Then I'll buy you a new club.
Really?! Yay!
Dad, moved by his son's growth, gave him a golf club as a gift.
And on the golf day...
All right! I'm going to do my best at this new club today!
At that moment...
What is it at a time like this?
Yes, hello?
Ah, hello, it's me, Big Horse.
You're free right now, aren't you?
My Mercedes battery died and I'm in trouble.
Can you come by car right now?
Huh?! Right now?!
That's right!
You're free, aren't you?!
Come by!
Ah, wait!
Will I make it to golfing in time?
Without defying his seniors' orders,
A.D. headed to the scene.
Big Horse, thank you for waiting!
You're late! Hurry up and get your battery back!
Hurry up!
But Big Horse's Mercedes and my car have different battery sizes, so I can't!
Huh?! It's fine!
But... shouldn't we call Jeff instead?
Shut up!
If you call him, you'll get in trouble!
Hurry up and do it!
Being chased by Big Horse, I had no choice but to charge my battery.
Look! It's working!
All right, I'm in a hurry! See you later!
Phew... But if I start now, I'll somehow make it to golfing!
Seeing off Big Horse, A.D. hurries to go golfing.
However...
Huh? The engine won't start! I can't go golfing like this!
In the end, A.D. left his car on the roadside, gave up golfing and took a taxi home.
And the next day, when he went to pick up his car...
Huh? There's no car!
The car had been moved.
A.D. couldn't even go to the golf he was looking forward to.
What should I do?!
In trouble, A.D. calls Big Horse and explains the situation.
Then...
I understand the situation, but is it my fault?
Don't tell me you're taking money from me!
This is an amazing situation!
This is...
I'll tell you the damages.
Oh, I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
The car's repair fee.
In the end, A.D. left his car on the roadside, gave up golfing and took a taxi home.
I bought about 40,000 yen.
40,000 yen.
And as a fine for parking violation, this is a foul.
A foul is 15,000 yen.
Yes.
The deck price is also 15,000 yen.
Yes.
At least 80,000 yen!
80,000 yen.
At least my battery was charged.
Don't you think my battery should stand like this?
What do you think?
You bought his battery, didn't you?
What?
Did you hear him say it?
No, I didn't buy it.
I didn't buy it.
You didn't buy it?
Yes.
Why do you lie like that?
You'll be found out soon!
You're lying!
I didn't want to buy it for you!
Yeah, that's right!
I want you to buy it for me!
I get it, I get it! I want you to buy it for me!
The lies of so many of us!
That's right!
Where didn't you put your money?!
Even though you spent almost 100 thousand yen for it...
Well, it happened on the spot so I got involved and went there...
So after that...
You were in such a hurry!?
Yeah.
So, I went shopping...
And...
That was it for that day...
That's a bargain, too.
Is that a bargain?!
I wanted to go to a bargain!
Terrible.
Wow, Onno-san, that's amazing!
Amazing.
I don't think it's just one or two songs, but I think it's more than that.
I think it's more than that.
It's worse than the last one.
My heart is aching.
It's aching.
But this is deep down.
It's deep down.
That's all for now.
Okay, then.
Distributors, please proceed with the ceremony in the foreign room.
There's no point in going to the foreign room!