AISubs v3.5
Hamada, who finished watching "Almageddon" at the movie theater, immediately got down to work.
This time, he expressed the two and a half hour long work in a difficult puppet show.
It's a piece of cake.
The work was extremely difficult and took four hours, but the wonderful "Almageddon" by Hamada was completed.
Ah, I'm tired.
Well, everyone.
Yes.
Thank you for waiting.
This is "Almageddon".
This is a masterpiece, isn't it?
Normally, you have to pay 1,800 yen to see it, but you can see it for free like this.
Nearby like this, right?
No, it's really...
Thank you very much.
My partner is...
Can't your other partner do such a thing?
Other partner? Which partner would do such a thing?
This is my partner.
Well, let's watch it right away.
Yes.
Please.
The title...
Yes.
"Almageddon".
Wow!
A lot of it!
Please enjoy it.
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
I'm really looking forward to it because it doesn't look like it.
Disaster...
My head hurts.
Disaster...
What is this?
Topsy-turvy...
Tragedy doesn't know where it attacks from.
But...
From a peaceful New York city...
Tragedy suddenly comes from the sky!
What is that?
New York city.
The building is heavy.
Clouds?
Are they clouds?
I hit a cloud!
I hit a building!
Help me!
It says "taxi".
Due to countless meteorites, the city of New York...
In an instant...
Disaster...
Destructive...
I choked.
Was hit hard!
I choked.
I choked due to...
The great disaster of humanity!
You're really going at your own pace.
It doesn't change at all.
You've been hit many times, haven't you?
At the same time, men who have a vision of the future of the earth
appeared at a certain venue.
"I love you, Grace." "Don't do it, A.J.!" "If my father finds you, you're in trouble."
And then, his father, Bruce Willis...
"Oh, it's him!" "Is this Bruce?" "Is this Bruce?"
"Grace, what are you doing?" "Dad..." "You're my daughter!"
"Oh, A.J., I'm sorry! I'll kill you!" "I'm sorry!"
And at that moment...
Barabara, barabara, barabara, barabara...
It says NASA here!
I'm a NASA general manager.
In fact, hundreds of meteorites from New York have fallen to earth.
"So I want you to help me." "Just come with me."
Barabara, barabara, barabara, barabara...
He's making fun of me!
Bruce, the greatest danger to mankind...
To avoid it, he landed on a meteorite.
He dug a hole and shot a bomb.
The virus and his friends managed to endure harsh training.
And on the day of the shuttle launch...
Someone else is here.
On the day of the shuttle launch...
"What?" "Shuttle?"
The members boarded the shuttle.
Three, two, one, launch!
Wow, that's pathetic.
Tenzen.
It's huge!
Tenzen.
The shuttle safely took off.
This is one shuttle, but there are actually two of them. Think about it.
Who is that?
What is that?
After this...
It was a honorific.
After this...
What is that?
Wow, I don't know. Really.
What is that?
After this, on a Russian base built in space...
On a Russian base?
They tried to supply fuel...
On a Russian base?
One trouble...
Two troubles...
Two troubles?
What does that mean?
I want to see those troubles!
The shuttle safely took off again.
The shuttle with the virus arrived at the asteroid.
Oh, it's here.
To destroy the enemy...
The shuttle must be placed under 250 meters.
I see, I see.
But at the starting point of "AJ", the operation was successful.
But, unfortunately...
The remote switch broke.
Unfortunately what?
I don't know what that is.
What is that?
The virus remained.
Yes, this is the cutoff.
One person was left, Bruce Willis.
He had to say goodbye to his daughter on NASA.
This is a good scene.
I see.
I wanted to show you here.
Wow, it's ugly.
It's ugly.
Let's put it aside.
It's ugly.
Everything.
Take care of yourself.
Love yourself.
Me too.
See you.
Wait, Dad, don't go!
You promised me you'd come back!
Well...
Let's leave it for now.
What?
Did you hear that?
What is the fate of the earth?
What's that?
What is it?
Wow, it's like a ring.
The elementary school students were divided into two groups...
See?
I'm afraid of the orbit!
She is the daughter of her lover, A.J., who has safely returned to earth...
and is about to meet again with her tears.
Come with me!
This is my way of meeting people.
But most of the time...
Most of the important parts were told to me.
- One or two troubles. - There were a lot of them.
- I wanted to see them. - Yes.
But they were troubles, you know.
You don't have to interpret them as troubles.
You've been showing me a child all the time.
- The last one was AJ, wasn't it? - AJ.
- This one, right? - Yes.
She has a lot of hands, doesn't she?
Her legs are in AJ's belt.
- Her legs are in it. - Her body is sticking out of it.
- AJ's eyes are popping out of it.
- But she's a Russian princess. - She's a mess, isn't she?
No, she was floating in space and talking like this.
- Was she really floating? - No, she was like this.
- Was she really floating like this? - No, she was like this.
- What kind of smile was that? - What kind of smile? I just told you!
Well, in the end, you can't see it.
- Let's go see it. - Let's go see it.
- You can't see it. - Let's go see it.
- Let's go see it.
Why do I feel so unpleasant?
How long did you think it would take?