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The first episode of "Kids' Useless Ending", "Chikichiki"!
The second episode of "Men's Cosplay Project"!
"Getting on an SM bus tour"!
The second episode!
It's the second episode, isn't it?
Well, well, you know...
We can't do it twice, so let's change our costumes next time.
No, no, it's not like that!
Why do we have to change our costumes?
What is it?
Anyway, you guys are the only ones who lost.
You guys haven't shown it to the city, though.
No, we haven't.
But we should change it just in case.
No, no, why do you want to do it?
Well, we don't want to do it, but we want to expose ourselves more, don't we?
What do you mean?
The other day, you know...
"Useless Ending", you know...
When we lose because of that, we get angry because we feel like we've been bullied.
It can't be helped, can it?
Let's all get in the bus and...
Let's get on an SM bus that you can imagine.
Welcome!
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SM Castle, where men's passionate gazes gather around the extreme voltage.
Everyone enters their own rooms and gets excited about the SM Castle they imagine.
What kind of queen will be born?
This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
The first one to appear is Queen Matsumoto!
Good morning!
Why is it always me first?
I don't know about that, but...
Queen Tanaka, please come in!
Hello!
Hello, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
You're kind of heavy, aren't you?
Well, let's get started.
Ms. Suga-jou!
She's here!
She's amazing!
She's got some of the face she had when she was a kid.
She was like that when she was working part-time.
Let's look at Ms. Yamazaki-jou.
Ms. Yamazaki-jou, please come in!
Oh, my!
You're really a narcissist!
Not again!
Next up is Queen Endo.
Ms. Pervert-jou!
That's great!
What are you looking at, you pig!
It's you!
You're the pig!
Next up is Queen Onuma.
You're a robot, too!
What? What is this?!
She's a robot!
Next up is Queen Fujiwara.
Ms. Fujiwara, please come in!
You're a housewife!
You're just a housewife!
A housewife, a housewife!
Big boss!
Lady Hamada, please!
He's healthy!
I can't beat him!
I'm jealous!
I'm used to it now!
Everyone is dressed in embarrassing SM-like costumes and set off on a sweet and dangerous game.
And the bus goes to Hankagai.
The first stop we're going to is, like last time, Shinjuku Altamune!
We're here!
We're in Shinjuku Altamune!
If you lose, you have to walk back down.
Unlike last time, this time it's pecan.
It's a really nice day, even in the middle of the day.
It was dark at first.
I'm curious about the UV too.
The first game we're playing is...
...the traditional "sender mitsuo" game!
Do you know what "sender" means?
Mitsuo
Both sides have said "naha naha"
Now!
One more round?
The first round!
What's wrong with you?
OK!
From Yamazaki-san who lost!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Why are you pointing at me like that?
From Onuma!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Wait a minute, you're late!
OK! From Onuma!
From Onuma!
Yes!
Sender!
Nahanaha!
You're late!
Nahanaha!
Sender-Mitsuo game is heating up!
Connor and Tanaka make two consecutive mistakes and reach the goal!
Tanaka and Onuma reach the goal!
OK! From Tanaka!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Yes!
That was difficult!
That was a good match!
I'm happy!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Sender!
You're late!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Sender!
Mitsuo!
Nahanaha!
Sender!
Stop it!
Tanaka and Onuma reach the goal!
Hey, you can't do it like this!
You can't do it like this!
Hey, Matsumoto!
3...
7!
It's over!
Thank goodness!
The bus arrives in Arata, Shinjuku, where many young people gather.
There's a lot of people.
The bicycle is low.
Of course.
I can't do it like this!
Everyone is watching you.
They're touching you.
Did you touch me?
The second point!
Akihabara!
Why is it Akihabara again?
There's a lot of people!
It's out of power.
The next game is...
"Katsura Sanshi" game!
Katsura Sanshi
There are people who have been stabbed.
I see.
Let's switch.
Me, Tanaka and Shimizu.
Is that all?
"Katsura Sanshi" game...
Start!
"Katsura" "Sanshi" "irasshai"
Katsura
Why is it so slow?
"Katsura" "Sanshi" "irasshai"
Sanshi, Irasshai!
Katsura, Sanshi, Irasshai!
Yes!
Yamasaki was in danger!
It was so long!
From Yamasaki!
Katsura, Sanshi, Irasshai!
Yes!
Let me hit you!
Irasshai!
Katsura, Sanshi!
Yes!
I'll go first!
Yes!
Katsura!
Me!
Endo will go first!
- Katsura! - Sanshi! - Welcome!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's go to Akihabara! - Let's go to Akihabara!
- I was imagining it. - Stop it!
- You should say "lend it to me". - Why?
- I'm impressed. - I'm impressed.
- There are many young people. - Yes, there are.
- There are many students. - I see.
- There are many game stores. - I see.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Please lend it to me! - It's better to see various kinds!
- This is tough!
- Right? - Yes!
- You can't move your legs! - I'm a comedian!
- Wait a minute! It's different! - Go ahead! I can see it!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed! I'm scared! - You're a pervert!
- No! If I'm a pervert, I'll see it, too! - Let's go!
- You're weird! - You're a pervert!
- I'm scared!
- The latest game is "Adult Town Ginza". The last game is "One Sword Match".
- The next game is "Takeda Tezuya Game"!
Don't imitate!
Don't!
Takeda!
Tetsuya!
What is it?!
Takeda!
Tetsuya!
What is it?!
Takeda!
Tetsuya!
What is it?!
Thank you!
Yes!
Thank you!
Tanaka!
Give it up!
What is it?!
Give it up!
The bus arrives at Ginza, where people flock home before dusk.
Wow!
This is the bus with the most people in Ginza.
There is a Kimura bread shop there, right?
Yes! Anpan is famous!
Yes, Anpan is famous!
I want to eat Anpan!
There are quite a lot of people, so let's go there and buy some popular breads!
Popular breads!
Wow!
Look at this!
It's really popular!
Wow!
What's up?
I'm shopping!
I have a lot of breads!
Look!
What's up?
Look!
Wow!
[Applause and cheers]
Well, Moma came out and all of a sudden,
Sharanku is releasing an album, and he said he wanted to include this taxi driver.
Oh, really?
That's what he said.
Well, when he said this, the audience's reaction was almost zero.
He said he wanted to include it in the album.
I can't get any money.
It was a big show.
Why is that?
If you say it like that, people will say it.
It's kind of... weird atmosphere, isn't it?
Well, I don't hate this kind of atmosphere.
No, I don't like this kind of atmosphere.
I don't hate this kind of atmosphere.
Haven't you been irritated lately?
Lately? I've never been irritated.
Not really?
No, not at all.
No, you know, I...
You know, you say you're with him a lot, don't you, with Kimura?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's worse than me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gets angry right away.
Yeah.
The other day, it was weird, but we went to a Chinese restaurant.
What did I say? Did I say grilled rice?
Fried rice!
And he said Mapo tofu, you know?
So I asked for it and smoked a cigarette.
And then, well, I smoked it, you know?
And then I put it out, you know?
It's weird.
And then another one.
Normally, you can't smoke two cigarettes in a Chinese restaurant, can you?
Yeah.
And then I put my hand on it and it's already the second one!
It's already been 10, 15 minutes!
I can't hear a thing!
And, you know, there's a kitchen in the back.
And from the kitchen, you know, I can hear, like, a sizzling sound, you know?
Yeah, you can hear him cooking.
I can't hear any of that "ton-ton-ton" stuff!
Isn't it weird?!
And, you know, I was a little irritated, too.
Normally, that guy would just...
He would just stand up and start walking around...
In the store...
You're the one who's pointing that out!
If you hadn't said anything weird, he wouldn't have done anything!
Yeah, and then I started walking around...
"Ah, this guy's started it again...
It's been a while since I've seen Kimura getting dressed up in all sorts of places,
but this time, it's Kimura VS Chinese!"
"Kimura VS stray dog!" I've seen all sorts of things like that!
Is that something you can do?!
"Kimura VS video store owner!" I've seen all sorts of things like that,
but this time, it's Chinese!
Well, I've seen it, but...
"What are you doing?" "What are you doing?"
I said, and I thought, "This is bad, this is bad."
Then I saw a cook's house behind me.
And then I came back with a cigarette in my hand.
And when he got mad, his voice went up in flames.
Hey, what are you doing?!
"I know." "Are you stupid?" "Hey, what are you doing?!"
The cook got mad again and said, "No, there's shrimp in the warehouse!"
Shrimp in the warehouse?! Are you using shrimp or something?!
Hey, come back here!
Why isn't there shrimp in the warehouse?!
"No, there's shrimp in the warehouse!" "Hey, are you stupid?!"
I know, I know.
If I had listened to you, you'd be laughing right now!
"Shrimp in the warehouse!" "Hey, are you stupid?!"
"Hey, are you stupid?!" "Shrimp in the warehouse!"
"Hey, are you stupid?!" "Hey, are you stupid?!"
"Hey, are you stupid?!" "Shrimp in the warehouse!"
"Yeah, you're right..." "Let's go already!"
No, I know, I know. He's like that.
You know, last time, I was trying to cross the street in Kyuuyama.
I was trying to cross the street in Kyuuyama, and they kept telling me to go my own way.
Then I went like this...
"Then I went like this..." "And the taxi driver was like..."
"And the taxi driver was like..." "He had a house key and was like..."
HEY, WHY?!
WHY?!
WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?!
"And the taxi driver was like..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
Fingers on each other!
What's that got to do with it?
It's got nothing to do with it!
I told you!
But I get it.
I don't think you should cut it when you can cut it.
If that's the case...
That's right.
The other day, the police officer...
He was stopped in red.
And I was standing in the right lane.
At that time...
Something like a police officer came and said, "Whoa!"
Right next to me!
I was doing it in a parade.
Right next to me! "Hey, what are you doing?"
"You're doing weird things," I said, "but there's some movement until the arrow comes out."
I was waiting for it to come out, and the arrow came out!
Nothing moved!
I came in and rang the bell! "What are you doing?!"
"I'm always like that," I said, "but what do you say to the police officer?"
Oh, I see.
"You're a police officer," I said, "but I'm a police officer," and made a face like that.
What's up with him?
"I've never seen anyone like him before," I said, "he's crazy!"
Shut up! Tell me what happened!
"Hey, what are you doing?!" I said, "what do you want me to do?!"
Everyone around me was wild.
I was the crazy one.
I definitely wasn't waiting for it!
I get it!
You just looked like a lion's hot water coming out of its bath.
It came out of here!
The hot water.
I have a question for Matsumoto-san, who can tell just by looking at people how strong they are in one shot.
Yes, yes, yes.
Akko-san is said to be strong in the entertainment world, but I don't agree with that.
I see.
Who is the strongest fighter in the entertainment world?
This is...
It's said a lot, isn't it?
Well, among them, how many celebrities are there now?
How many people are there in the entertainment world now?
About 80 people.
Well, there are.
How many people are there?
Is there about 10,000 people?
Among them, who is the strongest?
Please tell me who it is.
Who do you think it is?
You know, in the past, when I told those people who used to do outdoor movies,
they said that Watase is the strongest.
This name comes up a lot.
Watase Tsunehiko is the strongest.
This is...
Right?
Everyone says it, doesn't it?
I've been caught red-handed in the bathroom of CX once.
I went into the bathroom and washed Watase Tsunehiko's hands.
And I was like, "Wow, does that person know me?"
Well, I didn't know him.
I thought, "Well, well, this is a bug."
I was about to go in.
Hello.
Look in the mirror.
At the company.
Shut up!
Lie to me!
Hello!
I'm being greeted from the other side, and you're being noisy!
Just admit it already!
That's not how you say it!
Why did you want to say it?
I can't help it if you don't say it.
No, but you know, it's true...
What is it?
It's like an aura.
I see.
What do you think about this red hand?
Do you have an opinion?
How can I say it?
People who are used to fighting know each other.
I see.
But Watase Tsunehiko is one of them.
Yes, he's about eighth.
Even so, he's eighth!
And who's above him?
First of all, excuse me, Tsunehiko, but seventh is Suizenji Kiyoko.
Cheater, that's a weird name.
No, it's not weird.
How can you say that's weird?
Do you know the origin of cheater? Why did you say cheater?
I know the origin of cheater.
It's like, somehow, Taeko... Ah, you say Tamiko, right?
And you're a little Tamiko and you say cheater.
You've been doing it since you were a kid.
Why do you know that?
Then you're sixth!
Oh, me too! Sixth!
Oh, me too!
Actually, this question is for Japan's number one Madame Killer, Matsumoto-san.
Ah, Madame was a killer.
What do you mean?
Why do old people turn their hair purple when they become women?
If the wind blows, your hair will be more expensive... Please explain.
Um... Then, before that...
Yes?
If the wind blows, your hair will be more expensive... Do you know?
Ah, you know it...
It's surprisingly easy, you know?
Ah, please explain.
If the wind blows, right?
If the wind blows, it's cold, so everyone tries to go to the bathhouse.
It's an old story, you know? In those days.
I see.
There wasn't a bath at home.
I see, I see.
And then, if the wind blows, it gets cold, so everyone goes to the bathhouse.
And in order to go to the bathhouse, everyone has to buy okea.
I see.
So, if the wind blows, okea is profitable, you know?
You're wrong.
That's enough.
You've done it.
That's enough.
You've done it again.
That's enough.
No, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay!
That's enough.
That's enough!
Your face is turning red!
That's enough!
Hamada!
Ah, Hamada-san.
What happened to this?
It's motionless, but...
Ah, it's here!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
You have a nice face!
If you could bring it home, it would be the cheapest one.
Ash beige!
I wonder if there's beige!
Seriously!
Who lost in the end?
Tanaka-san.
I lost in one round.
You lost in one round?!
Not in three rounds?
You've done it too much!
You're too good at this!
No, no, when I came out, the old woman said I was a man.