AISubs v3.5
I'll do it today. I've decided on the opening act.
- Oh, I see. - It's okay.
- Is it okay? - Yes, it's okay.
Wait a minute. Look at this first.
What is it?
- Throughout the game... - Oh, yes, yes.
- It wasn't a watch. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It was your sword. - I've seen it.
But everyone...
...was mean.
- What is it? - Normally...
I was meaner.
Is it okay? Is it okay for me to do it?
- What is it about? - Yeah.
- What is it about? - Yeah, look at it.
What is it about?
Huh?
Do you know about it?
Did you know about it and decided to do it like that?
- My own... - Huh?
- My own... - Yeah.
- Your own... Don't say "your own"! - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
What is it about?
Hey! Hey!
It's scary over there, too.
This is...
- Turn around. - Turn around.
Turn around.
He's crying with all his might.
With all his might.
You're kidding me!
Hey, don't look down on me like that.
That's right! I thought we were separated.
No, we're not separated!
This is what's cool!
What are you talking about?
Hamada-san is cool.
As an entertainer, you have to welcome your seniors and juniors.
I don't know what you're up to.
But that's a prank!
You're doing it for no reason!
No, I don't think it's a prank.
No, it's not a prank!
Oh, it is.
It is!
It's true that juniors look down on you.
I don't like it.
I want to be like you, Hamada-san.
I want to hold back my juniors and make them cry!
Hamada-san, you're already holding back your juniors, aren't you?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
My junior, Ameaga.
Ame-san.
Yeah, Ame-san.
I want to make him cry.
Why?
I'll hold back with my strength.
The point is...
I don't know what to do.
That's enough!
I'll do it.
I'll throw a bucket at him.
I'll grab his collar and kick him.
You know...
Will Yamazaki be able to get closer to his idol, Hamada?
It's finally the first episode of "Destiny"!
It's raining!
Everyone, gather around!
- Alright! - Yes!
- You guys have been slacking off lately! - Slacking off, slacking off!
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?!
- Yes. - Let's talk about it. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Wow! - That's why I'm telling you!
- Yes, yes. - I've been watching TV lately and I'm embarrassed as an actor.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- Especially you two! - Yes.
- What's this comedy called? - "Downtown Gang".
- What's that? - Yes.
- Huh? - Yes.
- What is it? - What are you doing?
- Hey, bald guy. - Yes, yes.
- Why are you bald? - Huh?
- You! - Why are you bald?
- No, it's just...
- Huh? - I just wanted to try it out.
- When you're on TV, you're as bad as a mustache!
- I'm sorry. - Sit down! - Yes.
- Chibi! - Yes.
- You know what? - Yes.
- Do you remember? - Do you remember?
- Ten years ago... - Yes.
- In front of Number Grand Gauges... - Yes.
- You pulled me in your car.
- That's not true! - That's not true!
- I was just walking down the street and he came out of the side of the car with a kick!
- Yes, yes. - After I got out of the car, he said "Whee!" and I said "I'll kill you!"
- You! - You!
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- Apologize to me now. I thought you were going to cry!
- I was very scared, to be honest! - First of all, apologize to me!
- Apologize now. - I'm sorry!
- Wait, they say "I'm sorry" to you?
- Apologize now! Appologize now! Hurry up and say "I'm sorry"!
- I'm sorry! - Apologize now! Hurry up and say "I'm sorry"!
- Learn some comedy! - You need to express your anger!
- That's not funny!
- Better still, let's do a rock, paper, scissors!
- Yay!
If you don't know the basic game, you won't be able to play.
First, let's play "hage".
"Hage" and who will go first?
- Shall we go first? - Yes!
- I won't lose! - Good luck!
- Let's go! - Ready, go!
- Hit and cover! - Hit and cover!
Hit and...
Hit and cover and rock-paper-scissors, right?
Why do you call me like that?!
What do you mean "hit and cover"? Do something like "hit and cover" or something!
- Yes, of course. - Right?
- Yes, sorry. - Hit and cover and rock-paper - scissors.
This one! This one! This one!
- We got it. - Right?
- Yes! - Do it!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Go for it! - Yes!
Hit and cover and rock-paper-scissors!
Hit and...
You don't know how to cover properly!
- Really... - I don't know that much...
"I don't know that much", you're losing like that!
Yes, you're right.
- Really... - I don't know what to do.
You don't know, do you?
What are you doing in this world?!
You've worked hard, so let's do it again!
Let's go!
One, two...
You won!
You're good!
You're really...
No applause!
You're all so stupid.
What are you doing in this world?!
Zero?!
Yes?
Didn't you say you couldn't float?!
Don't you have anything better to do, you fat guy?!
You sell fat, don't you?!
Get out of here, you fat guy!
Tank top! Tank top!
Don't listen to me!
I said to prepare a tank top, but the staff said it's not!
- Yes. - Then...
- Yes. - Do you understand?
- Let's go to the next one! - "Ghosts'n Western Battle Winter"!
- Yes! - Yes!
- What's this? - This is...
- Wait! - You're wearing it now.
- No, I'm sorry! - You're wearing it now!
- I'm sorry! - You're crazy!
- I'm sorry. - Tell him properly!
Stop it!
- I'm sorry! - Sit down.
- Sit down.
- I'm sorry! - Sit down.
- Ouch! - Hey!
- I'm sorry! - Hey!
- I'm really sorry! - You're crazy!
- I'm really sorry! - Are you kidding me?!
- No, no! - It's your job!
- I'm sorry! - What are you doing?!
- I'm really sorry! - Huh?!
- I'm really... - I won't forgive you next time!
- Yes! - Do you understand?!
- I'm really sorry! - You know?!
- You're not kidding me! - You know?!
- You can't enjoy it! - Yes!
- Take it seriously! - Yes!
- Alright! - Let's go!
- This is bad! The winter is here! - Alright!
- I won't forgive you! - Yes!
- I won't forgive you! - Leave me alone!
- Let's do it! - Alright!
- You're too much!
- Alright, let's go! - I'm here!
- I proudly declare my shortcomings! - Hey!
- Hey!
- My mouth is stinky! - Well said!
- My ass is small! - Hey!
- I'm sorry! - You're the worst!
- I can't breath!
- Heyorsun 아니야? - My ass is very big!
- I'm sorry! - Hey!
- Small outcry and very big outcry!
- I'm sorry. - Sit down. You sit down, too.
- I'm sorry. - Sit down too, you too.
Chibi, you sit down too.
Are you going crazy?
Yes, I'm going crazy.
Which one of you is stupid?
Me.
You're stupid?
Yes.
You said something wrong, didn't you?
Yes.
Why don't you say it properly?
I'm sorry.
It's hard to tell who's stupid.
It's hard to tell?
Yes.
Don't say it out loud.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I'm sorry.
Let's have fun.
It's a game.
Oh, you're going to fall down!
Ouch!
You slipped and hit your head.
Chibi-tacho, you go next.
You go next.
Yes.
Go, Chibi-tacho.
Come on, go!
Next up is "in the name of the dog".
Yes!
Yes, "in the name of the dog".
It's almost "in the name of the dog" in general, is it not?
It's "in the name of the dog", isn't it?
Yes.
It was "in the name of the dog", wasn't it?
It's "in the name of the dog", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But you didn't explain it to me.
Oh, you mean me or Taro?
Yes, yes.
That's what I thought.
Sit down.
Kid, kid.
I'm sorry.
I don't mind.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Yes, yes.
Don't look down on me.
What was that move?
What are you laughing about?
What was it?
If you do it next time, don't do this.
Do your best!
Let's decide with this!
Komon Tozai!
Flowers of different names!
I'm looking forward to it!
Peach!
Rose!
Tulip!
Panji!
Yuri!
Kiko!
Chibi no Gachi!
What?
You almost said it!
Did I?
You said it.
You're next.
You're not in this.
Are you a warrior?
What are you doing?
You don't like it?
Can we do this again?
Did you rehearse?
Yes, we did.
But...
What happened?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Independent?
I asked you to go there independently.
What did you say?
No.
No or no?
What did you say?
What did you say now?
Go there independently.
Go there independently!
I'm sorry.
What the hell!
Hey!
Where did you go?
What did you do?
rain!
after the rain!
You're lying!
Don't cry!
You're lying!
It's a play!
Hey!
It was a prank.
Hold it for a second. I'll do a dropkick.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- He's not angry at all. - Maybe he's angry.
- I'm going to go out for a while.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Hello, hello. - Yes.
- I don't know if I should say this, but my grandmother died... - Yes.
- I really don't know. - Don't say things like that.
- And it was a Saturday or Sunday, when it was quiet. - Yes.
- I was alone in a transparent car, going to Mie Prefecture after work. - Yes.
- I thought I would arrive in about three hours, but... - Yes.
- Not at all. - Three hours...
- It's impossible. - It's impossible.
- Somehow, it took me four hours. - Even so, it took you four hours!
- But going like this for four hours alone is quite painful.
- And you don't even know how many wipers you used. - What are you talking about?
- Anyway, you didn't take a break for four hours. - I didn't take a break!
- What are you saying? What are you saying?!
- No, no.
- Let's not get excited about that.
- Four hours! - It took me four hours.
- And I said, "Thank you for coming, grandma!" - Yes.
- And I said, "Huh?"
- And I said, "Thank you for doing this for me." - Yes, yes.
- And at two o'clock? - Yes.
- Was it about two and a half? - Yes.
- It was about two and a half at that time, in the middle of the night. - Yes.
- And I didn't go back to Tokyo. - Yes, yes.
- After passing through Nagoya, I thought it was a little dangerous. - Yes.
- But there was no place to put gasoline. - Yes.
- So I thought, "There must be a place to put gasoline." - Yes.
- So I went into a faraway bar and asked a man in a faraway bar where I could put gasoline.
- He said, "It's another 30 or 40 kilometers away." - Yes, yes.
- "What?!" I thought.
- So I ran out of the bar and saw that it was lit up. - Yes.
- I thought, "This is bad." - Yes.
- So I got out of the bar. - Yes, you got out of the bar.
- I got out of the bar. - I got out of the bar and looked for a stand.
- And I ran out of the bar.
- But I got a call from JAF. - Yes.
- JAF called me and said, "Then you'll have to wait another hour."
I was so lonely!
What were you doing at that moment?!
No, I was at home.
Of course you were! Of course you had two or three nose lanterns!
That's right!
Nose lanterns!
At that moment, I was all alone in a place I didn't know anything about!
You shouldn't have put gasoline in your car before you left!
If I hadn't driven, it wouldn't have happened.
And when I got there, Jaffe's older brother asked me, "What are you doing here?!"
That's sad.
That's a simple duty!
When my relatives passed away, they laughed at me.
What do you mean by laughing?!
"Anyway, put gasoline in my car," I said.
But Jaffe only put in 10 liters of gasoline.
That's all you had?
That's all I had.
So I put in 10 liters of gasoline.
"How much?" I asked.
They took 8,000 yen.
Even if I had put in 10 liters of gasoline, I wouldn't have been able to get to my next stop in Tokyo.
I see.
So I went back to Nagoya.
And when I filled up my car at my Nagoya stop, it was 7,000 yen!
That's...
It can't be helped.
It was like this!
Why is that?
It was like this.
Companion car.
What's that?
It was like this.
But it can't be helped.
So I stayed one night at a hotel in Nagoya.
By myself!
I thought about it.
If I had filled up my car with gasoline non-stop,
wouldn't I have had an accident somewhere?
Wouldn't my grandmother have stopped me for some reason?
So I stayed at a hotel in Nagoya.
But I couldn't sleep at all.
I hardly slept until morning.
Today afternoon, while I was on my way to Tokyo from Nagoya,
in my car, I was like...
What's wrong with you, grandmother?!
Grandmother!
It's like this!
Grandmother!
I was told like that!
Grandmother, you're not protecting me!
Um...
Today, um...
The staff told me this story.
I was told about it.
I'm just telling you about it.
Finally, your punishment game has been decided.
This is neither yes nor no, and it's not bad either.
- Well, well, well, let's hear what it's about. - No, well, well, well, well...
- It's decided... - Well, well, well, well...
- No, well, well, well... - Well, well, well...
- Tell us what it's about. - Well, you know...
- There's this thing called "TV sales". - Yes, yes, yes...
- They do it. - They do it.
- They do it about 100 times in about 24 hours. - Yes.
If you do that, would you be okay with it?
- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait... - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait...
- Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? In the morning? - In the morning.
- Um... Um... They're all raw.
- 24 hours. - No, no, what time is it in the morning?
- Isn't it about 4 in the morning? - Who's watching that kind of TV?
- Well, it doesn't matter if it's "milminhin" or "your underwear is clean and dirty".
- You have to do it. You have to do it.
- Huh? It's 100 times. - It's 100 times.
- It's tough. - No, no, it's more than that.
- No, no, it's not about "it's tough", it's about "your underwear is clean and dirty". - It's 100 times! You're raw!
- No, no, it can't be helped. - Got it?
- 24 hours... - That's why you have to do it the same thing over and over again.
You can't change clothes every time.
Sometimes I'm a stewardess.
Sometimes I'm a lawyer.
- Why are you a lawyer? - Sometimes I'm a woman lawyer.
- You have to do it all. It's 100 times. You have to change clothes 100 times.
- I don't do anything. I don't have anything.
I don't have anything. I don't do-
I don't do anything!
I'll go down and up, too!
Why don't I do it?
I'm not telling you to do it, but you've been doing it for 24 hours.
I've been doing it?
I saw a similar sales store.
He's desperate!
That's the best!
He's the most loveable man in the entertainment world.
Yes.
I'm confident that I can continue to love my wife, who has been changing every year.
It's been a while since I've heard that.
I want to continue to love the person I love.
More than male and female.
Male is female and female is male.
Don't go too fast!
Take your time.
I want you to continue to love me.
That's what I think.
Yes.
That's why I think it's an important question.
Is that so? Then I'll tell you.
For example, your wife is like that, too.
She's different from when you were in love.
Her nipples have come off, too.
They haven't come off.
They haven't come off, but her nipples have come off.
Her nipples have come off?
They're like black petals.
She was so cute and so pretty, but suddenly her nipples have come off.
It can't be helped. It can't be helped if you live like that.
Sometimes my nipples come off, too.
We'll cover it up somewhere and make up for it together.
Tell me how you cover it up.
You have to do it in all four directions.
Why are you angry?
I married a man named Yoshiko.
And Yoshiko... Yoshiko!
Yoshiko is so pretty.
She's like, "bong, bong, bong!"
One day, when Yoshiko's nipples started to come off a little,
I called her "kimiko."
Kimiko!
And when she became "ireba,"
I called her "sonoko!"
And sometimes I wrote her a nickname.
In the end, even Nastasya...
Nastasya!
She's like this, Nastasya.
Hey, Nastasya, Nastasya!
She always tries to love Yoshiko, which is why her nipples come off.
You shouldn't have changed her name!
Why don't you change it yourself? Nastasya and...
Huh?
Don Gavallero!
Even if you changed her name, you wouldn't change her face or anything.
You wouldn't, but if you treated her like a different creature, you could forgive her, right?
That's right.
Hmm...
Do you understand now?
Well, if you're going to say it, I understand, but...
So...
It's a little difficult for me to say it myself.
So, when you first got married, you called her "Natsumi," right?
Bring me more "Natsumi."
It's cold, isn't it?
Come over here.
Why... why do you say that?
You said it in a rich bamboo house, didn't you?
It's cold, isn't it?
Come over here.
When you go home today, call me "Nastasya."
Natsumi...
Right?
Hmm...
That's right.
Can't you listen to your partner?
Why do you have such a bad attitude?
I'm tired of you.
Well, that's fine.
Anyway, let's talk about it.
Yes.
Tony, you...
What? What? What?
What? What?
Tony...