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One by one, Matsumoto is dead!
Virtual Real Reaction Tears of Farewell Contest!
We've done this before...
That's right!
Tears of Farewell Contest, in which the dead person watches their reaction and evaluates how much they thought of themselves!
Last time, we did it with the setting of Hamada dying in the hospital.
And this time, Matsumoto will...
In English, I'd like you to recreate how much you thought of me in real life.
If you let me cry, it would be amazing!
I don't think you will.
Really?
But I wonder how many of you have already gotten dirty.
They've already gotten dirty.
Since I'm a "if" person, I'll do as you say.
The winner will receive a rice ball.
That's great!
It's really good!
That's great!
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This journey...
...has been...
...accompanied by you.
Please look at me.
Please look at me!
I will...
...go to heaven!
I will sing!
If you go...
...everything...
...will be...
...pink.
Matsumoto...
...hitoshi...
Matsumoto...
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'm okay.
My...
...dear...
Matsumoto...
My...
...dear...
Matsumoto...
When we were in Osaka...
...I picked you up...
...from a poor house...
...without food or shelter...
...made you live in my house in Tokyo...
...fed you and put you in my clothes...
...made you eat and put you in my clothes...
...I thought you were a medium...
...but you left me...
...without repaying me...
...I'm sorry...
...I'm sorry, but I can't eat you.
Matsumoto...
I have fond memories of my birthday with you.
It's been ten years since I started working as a kid,
but I've been to your birthday party nine times so far.
This is my tenth birthday.
What do you want me to do?
I wanted to celebrate your birthday with a happy birthday,
but I couldn't do it, so I'd like to sing here.
Happy birthday...
This is terrible.
This is terrible!
Get out of here!
This is terrible!
Be calm!
This is your birthday party. Be calm!
Get out of here!
This is terrible...
Mr. Matsumoto, thank you for everything you did for me.
But for the last time, please make me look down on you with a smile.
This guy is terrible.
He's a winner's candidate.
But he's popular.
Why did I think this would happen?
Let's go to Tokyo together and make a lot of money.
But you...
Why did I think you'd go first?
I didn't think you'd go first.
Why do you think that?
Why?
Because we're classmates.
You know what I mean, right?
Was the water cold?
You were...
...very drunk.
I've never seen you like this before.
I couldn't even look at you and help you.
I'm sorry.
You couldn't look at me and help me?
Wow, that's amazing.
You're drinking a lot of water, aren't you?
I'm sorry I couldn't help you.
I have only one request.
I wanted to treat you to Matsumoto-san at least once.
Take it easy and rest in heaven.
What's that?
I'm going to make a noise.
Are you going to make a noise?
Well, well, I'll give you a score of ten.
Saito-kun, Heipo, zero points.
You're the only one.
But, Saito-san...
You're laughing out loud, aren't you?
This journey...
Brother...
It's too early.
If you work hard again, you'll sell well.
How can you say that?
He was a kind person.
Do you remember?
On a sunny day in Osaka...
He gave me New Year's money for New Year's Day.
Even though I'm older.
When I opened it, it had 1,000 yen in it.
I still treasure that 1,000 yen.
That's too early!
To be honest, I don't hang out with my brother much.
But when we did hang out a little...
Just once...
My brother and I became one.
When seven or eight comedians went to the rich street of Umeda, Osaka.
Ever since we came out of the store and started talking...
My brother and I were the only ones...
Licking the butt hole of the girl who came out of the store.
Everyone was like, "Really, Sky?"
We beat them up.
We licked you, didn't we?
Thank you very much!
I wanted to show you something more funny...
This is the funny part!
Who's that guy?
I've seen him before.
He's a sober guy.
It's easy.
Mr. Matsumoto...
Do you remember me?
I don't think you remember me...
I'm sorry for being late, but I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm Shunano, and I'm a songwriter.
Nice to meet you.
He's already dead.
Where's my Mr. Matsumoto?
What are you talking about?
Where's your self-introduction?
Mr. Matsumoto belonged to me while I was alive.
Since you're a songwriter, you must know how to get in.
That's right.
No way.
I drank it all.
I'm sorry.
I drank it all.
Can you show me your face?
I'm sorry.
I drank it all.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
It was tough.
There wasn't anyone like me.
There wasn't anyone as crazy as me.
I was poor and poor.
They made me run around in my underwear.
I'm sorry.
My underwear is red!
What are you going to do about it?!
Stop it.
My underwear is red!
You're dead.
Oh, my best friend.
You're dead.
I'm going to hit you, you bastard!
Why did you die, Mr. Matsumoto?!
I told you I was going to make a new Hammer's story!
Mr. Matsumoto...
Please make stories in heaven until I go.
I see.
Until then, I'll let you hit me.
Oh, I see.
This time...
Thank you for coming.
What's with you?!
I'm sorry.
I did it.
Why did you do that?!
Why?!
Why did you die?!
The winner of the "Tears of Farewell" contest is...
Irie-chan!
I'll hit you, you bastard!
Irie-chan!
What are you doing? It's disgusting!
Let's go home!
Irie-chan!
You don't have to do this!
I'm watching a movie! Isn't it interesting?
That's funny!
I think it's really funny!
Isn't it?
It's funny!
It's just funny!
But for parents who are watching, I think it's not too far away.
I see.
What do you think?
I came back home after a long time.
It's been about 10 years.
That's good.
It was amazing.
That's all.
Wait!
What is it?
It's nothing special.
Don't say it's nothing special!
What is it?
But when my brothers and sisters came over and called me "Macchan, Macchan", it was a little unpleasant.
Normally you have to say "Ojisan" or "Occhan", but I've only seen it on TV.
Yes.
They called me "Macchan, Macchan".
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, right?
Macchan, let's take a bath together.
Macchan, you're going to stay over tonight, right?
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting, isn't it?
I've met a lot of people like that.
But I thought it was amazing.
What is it?
Normally, when you say it, you're a businessman.
People around you are older than you, but you're still young, right?
When I came back home and saw you, you were just an old man!
Which manufacturer are you from?
You were wearing a tight outfit.
Macchan!
You said that, right?
Which manufacturer are you from?
You're just an old man!
You have oily hair and your hair is a little thin.
In the past, soccer clubs were very popular with girls.
But now, they're all bald!
They're all bald!
You only have this much hair!
When I first saw you, I was surprised!
You look like a donut seller!
You've turned your head upside down!
No, no.
Don't say that!
Wow, you surprised me!
Don't you meet girls?
No, I don't meet girls.
You look like a pervert!
That's true!
You look like a pervert!
Look like a pervert, right?
Well, I'm nice.
You look good!
You look cute!
You look pleasant!
I can't take it anymore!
What's with you?
You're just dead!
If you do it like this, I can't take it anymore!
If it's not like that, is it because you're in the hospital?
Ah!
What is it?
I'm getting older and I have to do something about it.
What is it?
The punishment game.
Since it's a punishment, you don't have the right to say "no" or "ok" anymore.
Right? Because once you say "ok", it's not a punishment anymore.
So we thought about it as a staff.
Should we go abroad? What is it? Titanic? What is it? Should we get involved with our family again?
There were a lot of things like that, but we couldn't do anything about it.
So we decided to go with "double hagechans".
We have to think of a story too.
Wait a minute!
What is "double hagechans"?
I'm saying "hage", right?
I'm not saying "hage", but...
I'm saying "hage", right?
But...
Why "double hagechans"?
What does "double hagechans" mean?
What does "zoo" mean?
It's "tween", so "double tween".
You know, right? There are two of you, right?
No, tell me! Tell me!
I'm not that beautiful like you.
This is a good cut, like...
I'm trying not to show it, but I...
I have a head like this!
This is the back.
This is the front.
If you look at it from the side, it's like this!
That's why...
No, no, no, no!
What are you going to do about my looks?
No, no, no, no!
Don't look at me like that! Don't look at me like that!
You know "magic" or "illusion"?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like "illusion", isn't it?
Like, if you do it like this...
And if you do it like this...
It's like you're a "china dress".
Oh, yeah!
So you're in that state...
And if you do it like this...
You're a "gori".
Ba-ba-bam-bam-bam-ba-bam!
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, it's funny when you watch it on TV.
It's funny.
But...
But what?
You have a house and you're conscious of your brain.
Do you want to be popular? Do you want to be popular?
Do you want to be popular?
I don't know how to say it.
One by one.
Do you want to be a captain?
What are you doing?
Eat poop. Poop.
I ate poop, too.
You?
Yeah.
Don't show it on TV!
I don't care if you don't show it!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't do it!
Wait, wait.
You can't do it!
You're singing about your partner's poop!
What are you doing?!
People will look at you and say, "Oh, he ate his partner's poop!"
No, but...
Stop it!
I can't convince you.
You ate your partner's poop.
What are you doing?!
I can't convince you.
You didn't say you'd eat it, but...
There are only two ways of thinking about it.
Why do you not like eating poop?
Are you heterosexual?
Do you not like being called "hot guy" just because you ate poop?
Are you a "hot guy" member?!
Are you a captain's member?!
Shut up!
When you rang the horn, what did you do to not make your partner uncomfortable?
I didn't do anything to make my partner uncomfortable.
Ah, you were pissed off.
I was pissed off.
A little while ago, too.
What was it...
A horn...
But don't you ever get pissed off?
Why did you make me ring the horn?
Of course I do.
Who are you?
I just imitated the principal of Sakura Middle School.
But I think it's kindness.
No matter where you hold kindness,
it's always kindness.
So it's the kindness of a horn.
Why did you say it twice?
No, no, no, I wanted to say it three times,
but you said it twice and stopped me.
No, no, what is it?
Um... everything can't be done with kindness, can it?
Yes.
It has a strictness to some extent.
Yes, of course.
The last of the last is "let's end it with kindness".
It's like saying "let's end the last of sushi with toro".
Isn't it the same?
For example, I'm in the front car.
You're in the back car.
"Red" to "blue"
I see.
I'm not going anywhere.
Could you please ring it up for me?
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
And then we're out of the car...
Hey, what are you ringing up?
Let's cut off his proud nose!
It's kind of like that.
But if you do more than normal, you won't be able to say it.
What do you mean?
Because you're scared.
But I don't think it's right to suppress someone with force.
The force you suppress will definitely come out of somewhere.
The force you suppress...
Right? If you suppress my nipple, it will definitely come out of somewhere.
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
It's already a high piece of junk!
That's why I can't do it.
So let's do it like this.
If you're riding and it turns red, it's hard for you to say it.
At first, I'll scream like this.
I'll scream like this.
At the end, I'll make you laugh.
Who will laugh?
The car will.
And I will.
Who will laugh?
It doesn't make sense for you to laugh.
No one will look at you like that.
But you can't say "fwaaah!"
You'll say "what the hell is this?"
I know that. I know it completely.
So, "fwaaah!"
But is it really okay for the front of the car to make that face?
For it to make that face?
It's weird.
It's kind of cute.