AISubs v3.5
Gather!
So, what we are going to do today is...
Year-End Transformation.
I've been watching you guys from time to time, but you guys are a little lazy.
That's why I'm going to beat you up one more time.
I'm going to play a lot of games now.
I'm going to beat you up!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Of course you've improved a lot.
What are you talking about?
Don't film me!
Hurry up and tell me what you're going to do this year.
I'll do my best.
You're going to do your best, right?
Yes.
Why didn't you send me your phone number?
I don't know your address.
Look it up and send it to me.
Are you going to be late for New Year's?
I'm not going to be late for New Year's.
Chubi.
Yes.
How are you?
I heard you were in Hawaii again.
Yes.
How was Hawaii?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Did you have fun?
The weather was nice.
All right.
Bafoon.
You don't have much presence.
I'll do my best this year.
I've been dating Bafoon for about two years, but I've never seen you work.
What are you doing?
Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors, go!
You did it first, how can you still...
Hairdresser!
Hairdresser...
Hairdresser and Hairdresser, here we go!
Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors, go!
A little more...
Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors, go!
There's no such thing!
You do it!
You should have told me where you made a mistake in the first place.
You should have told me where it would end.
This and that.
Yes, yes.
You should have told me.
It's too fast and too complicated.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you closely.
I'm counting on you.
Let's do it!
Tataite, kabutte, kankenpoi!
Safe!
What's up?
It's funny.
What's up?
Your helmet is funny.
My helmet?
Did it hit you?
It's funny.
What's funny about it?
I'm the current drone!
I'll be the current safe!
Okay!
Tataite, kabutte, kankenpoi!
Safe!
Tataite... What's up?
What's up?
Tataite, kabutte, kankenpoi!
Get out of there!
The current safe!
This is also classic.
We'll do this in one go.
The time is 30 seconds.
The more balls you get is the win.
Go for it!
Start!
OK!
Good pace!
Go for it!
Time's up!
Stop!
It's painful! The water is cold!
Oh, your nose is running.
OK!
We'll do it in one go.
Ready!
Don't say things like that!
You!
What's wrong with you?
It's one go, right?
You're late!
You can't do it in one go, right?
You're late!
I'm sorry!
Look at the whole thing!
OK!
That's why!
That's why you told me
not to do it!
Don't say things like that!
You can't do it in one go!
Ready!
Start!
You can't do it in one go, right?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
You've already done it twice!
You can't do it in one go, right?
Don't say things like that!
But you couldn't see me!
I'm not good at putting things in my mouth.
Why?
It's your physique, right?
I'll do it!
I'll do it, but...
Are you OK?
OK! Ready! Start!
It's cold!
It's cold?
Hurry up!
What is this?
Hurry up!
It's over!
You can't do it in one go!
If you put it in my mouth and touch it,
it makes me sick!
You can't do it in one go.
I've never done this kind of work before.
But...
I don't think you'll be able to do this kind of work this year.
Shintori Rurusen Badminton!
What is this?
While putting in the shiritori, we'll have you play badminton!
Ah, this is difficult!
I see, I see.
Well then, let's go. First...
Watch out! ...idiot!
- Fool! - Fool!
- Idiot! - Fool!
- Okay, let's go again. - Okay.
The topic for the shiritori is...
- Animals! - Animals!
Animal shiritori!
Go, go!
Get ready...
Start!
- A hippo! - A hippo!
A hippo!
What's that?!
A squirrel!
- Why a hippo? - That's right.
- It's not an animal. - Ah, but...
- It doesn't come out though. - It's in the back, too.
It's not an animal.
I'm hungry, too.
Then, for now...
Words that a school teacher might say.
Sounds good.
Words that a school teacher might say.
Ready...
Start!
Go straight home!
Good morning!
Don't forget your homework!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it?
What do you mean, "stop it"?
No, what do you mean, "stop it"?
For people who say "stop school"...
There's no way a teacher would say "stop school", right?
For people who say "stop school"...
For now...
I'll give you a minus point.
Be careful!
Sit down!
Here's your lunchbox!
Didn't you just say "stop school"?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Here's your lunchbox!
Before you eat lunch...
Bring your lunchbox and eat it.
That was funny.
The winner of this round is...
Actually, for this show...
At the end, Hamada gets angry at someone for not saying anything.
A kid's usual prank is being set up!
Listen up!
What is it?
All kinds of food!
All kinds of food?
All kinds of food!
All kinds of food?
All kinds of food...
Don't bother me!
Oh, sorry.
Change the theme!
What?
Change the theme!
Something red.
The one who wins is the winner.
Good luck!
Something red!
Start!
Postman's pasta!
Tsundoshi!
Shimizu wins!
What?
What's going on?
Why did you win?
So, you won!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Anyway, in the third round...
Through the game...
I've seen everyone's activities.
But you all...
Were terrible.
More than that...
I was worse.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but...
Can we do this? Can we do this?
- The content? - Yeah.
What do we do? What do we do about this?
Huh?
It's not "yes" or "no", we're doing the same thing twice!
- I'm sorry. - No, no, I said I'm sorry.
I know you're doing it. I know you're going to do it like that.
- That's your... - Yeah.
- Aren't you just saying "your"?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- What's wrong with you?! - That's...
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- You're making fun of me?! - What?!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
(sniffing)
Excuse me.
(sniffing)
Not at all.
I'm angry.
(sniffing)
Stop it!
You're lying!
(laughing)
You're lying!
(laughing)
You're lying!
(laughing)
Wait, wait, wait!
What's so funny?
You! Stop it!
(laughing)
I'm sorry.
Don't cry!
I was really scared!
(laughing)
Wait, wait, wait!
What's so funny?
Aren't you blind?!
(laughing)
What do you mean?
If you were more serious with us...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you'd be too good at it.
Really?
You're not good at it at all.
What should we do with you?
We had no choice but to cut you into pieces.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had no choice but to cut you into pieces.
We'll really cut you into pieces.
(laughing)
We'll really cut you into pieces.
Don't cry!
I really didn't mean it!
You're so lame!
(laughing)
You're lame!
Wait a minute!
You're lame!
(laughing)
(cheering)
(music)
(singing)
(cheering)
Good morning.
Well, it's our first show of the year...
Yes.
Where did you say you were going?
The Netherlands.
- Well, the Netherlands. - Right? - Right.
- I knew it, there are reporters. - Yes, there are.
- There are. - Yes. - So I asked, "Where are you going?"
"The Netherlands." "Are you going to the Netherlands for work?" "Are you going to the Netherlands for work?"
When I came back and asked what it was, he said, "Macchan, you're going on a one-day trip!"
I don't like work!
You don't have to get mad at me like that!
And he said, "As usual."
As usual?! Even though you don't know me, you don't know that I'm normal?!
You're overthinking it!
I'm Ebisugao and famous Macchan, you know.
Huh?
When I was first picked up as a child,
Samba-san said, 'You're Ebisugao's son.'
And I laughed.
Ahahaha.
She won't cry! She's Ebisugao's daughter!
"Ebisugao's daughter!" "Ebisugao's daughter!"
She's been in prison for two and a half weeks.
She just got beaten up.
"Well, that's a lie, but..." "Right?"
"Seriously!" "I'm getting mad."
"Right?" "Right?"
"There weren't any Japanese people." "There are no Japanese people at all!"
"Ah, that's right." "Where are you all going?"
Well, you know, I didn't want to go to the Netherlands for New Year's.
"Ah, there aren't many people." "There aren't?" "No."
"Well, it was fun, though." "Ah, really?"
"Yes, I saw Anne's hideout." "You did."
"Have you been to Anne's hideout?" "Yes, I have."
When you open the back of the bookshelf, it looks like a hidden door.
"Everything in there is a hidden room." "Ah, I see."
"I was a little excited, you know." "Yes."
"Well, you know, I was reading Anne's diary, too." "Yes."
"So I was quite interested in it." "Ah."
So I met Anne by chance.
Hmm.
You want her?
You want her dead?
Eh?
Anne is...
"Ah, here it is." And I took it.
Content?
"Well, you know, I was surprised." "Yes."
"Well, if you're interested in it, you should go there." "Yes."
It's good.
"Well, you know, toys abroad are interesting." "Yes."
I was surprised,
but, you know, Licca doll and Barbie doll,
"this one, you know?" "Yes."
"I think it's cute." "Yes."
"It's something unique to the Netherlands," "Yes."
but it's a horse.
You can't buy it in Japan.
"A horse with this doll," "Yes."
"with long hair," "Yes."
"with short hair," "Yes."
"and it has a comb and beads," "Yes, yes."
And if you look at the back of the box,
"you can put these beads on your horse," "Yes."
"as you like," "Yes."
"and play with it," "Ah."
Beautiful horse,
"Yes," it says.
That's the name.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Hamada-san, every year, you tell your fortune in various ways.
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of fortune-telling will you do this year?
No, I can do any kind of fortune-telling.
What do you mean, "any kind of fortune-telling"?
No, I can do all kinds of fortune-telling, like fortune-telling of tactics, fortune-telling of tricks...
Tactics?
Well, fortune-telling of fortune-telling, I can do anything, right?
I can do anything.
Yes.
Does fortune-telling have anything to do with it?
Yes, it does. You know what's ahead of you.
I can do anything.
Anything?
No, it's simple.
No, it's not.
Is that an attitude of asking for something?
You should see me, human.
I can do anything.
What's that? Are you a socialist?
No one will think "I'll see you, I'll see you in the future."
No one will think like that.
Normally people will give you 5,000 yen or 10,000 yen.
But you say "I can do anything."
You are too friendly, idiot.
Why do you have to be so angry?
Then, please.
Which direction do you want me to go?
Are you sure you want me to go there?
Why? Don't lie.
5,000 yen.
Why do you have to lie?
If you really want me to give you 5,000 yen, I'll tell you the truth.
What do you know about the truth?
I know the truth.
Please give me 5,000 yen.
Seriously.
Why?
I'm serious.
Why?
I don't want you to think I'm a gangster.
You don't know anything.
Please give me 5,000 yen.
Seriously.
Why?
Why do you have to give me 5,000 yen?
Look at me!
Why?
Do you know what will happen to you this year?
I know.
Do you know what will happen to you?
Do you know what will happen on June 26th?
You don't know, do you?
Then you should pay me 5,000 yen.
You should pay me 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen.
I'm serious.
Why?
I'll tell you how to give me 5,000 yen.
What?
What do you want me to do?
What's the problem with giving you 5,000 yen?
I don't know what you're talking about.
For example, you want me to give you 5,000 yen, don't you?
I'm saying yes.
Why?
You're saying yes even though you're so different.
You're not different.
Look at me.
You're so different.
You're saying yes even though you're so different.
Why are you so different?
You should pay me 5,000 yen.
Whose 5,000 yen is it?
Huh? Wallet?
You didn't have a wallet, did you?
Whose 5,000 yen is it?
I'm going to take it.
Why?
It's 5,000 yen for you.
Stop it.
Don't be so mean.
I'm not being mean.
I'm selling technology.
Don't say that again.
I'm going to do it.
That's enough.
Give it back.
I don't want you to see it.
I've seen it.
What are you talking about?
5,000 yen, give it back.
What's with you?
You.
Yes, yes.
Can you turn down the light?
Yes, yes.
Look to the right.
It stinks.
It doesn't stink at all.
My partner's hands stink.
What's with you?
That was funny.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, it's not.
What the hell!
Wait, wait.
I think I know what it is.
I got it, I got it.
Your bones are broken.
What?
Your wrist bones are broken.
No, no, no.
It's heavy.
No, it's not broken at all.
I want to see more of it in the morning.
What are you talking about?
Do you want me to teach you blacksmithing?
Why?
I want to see more of it in the morning!
You can pay me later.
Why do you have to pay me?
There's one here.
Yes.
Come here.
You're dirty.
Your face stinks.
Don't say it stinks!
Your face stinks!
My love style stinks.
Have you ever seen a face that stinks?
I don't want to touch it.
It's sticky.
Where is it?
It was around my neck.
It's dirty!
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
It can be square or round.
I have a question for you, Mr. Matsumoto, who has never been injured or sick while spending his childhood in the jungle.
This is strange.
While you're sleeping at night...
Yes.
...tell me how you don't get stung by mosquitoes.
Ah, this is a little out of season, isn't it?
Well, well, right?
Yes.
Then tell me.
If you think about why you get stung by mosquitoes, you'll understand.
In the end, there are too many options.
What do you mean?
For example, you have this body, right?
If you get stung by mosquitoes...
Yes.
Even if you sting here, here, here, here, it's the same thing.
Yes, yes, yes.
You'll get stung here.
Yes.
That's why you kill mosquitoes.
Yes.
You make only one delicious spot.
Yes.
You collect only one delicious spot with delicious mosquitoes here.
Yes.
So you're aiming for mosquitoes here, right?
Yes.
But it's not just one mosquito, you're going to fight for it.
Yes.
Here.
Yes.
If you go to a restaurant and there are only one delicious Beijing duck when you go there with five people, you say "here you go", "here you go", "here you go", but in the end no one eats it.
Yes.
You're holding back.
I'm saying a lot of good things now, aren't I?
No, it's not a problem.
You make use of it.
So you don't get stung.
You make only one delicious spot.
How do you do it?
What?
How do you do it?
Say it louder!
How do you do it?
How do you make a delicious spot?
What do you mean?
You make a delicious spot, right?
A delicious spot.
You make a delicious spot.
If you don't say how you make it, everyone will block you.
I don't know.
You're asking a big question.
I don't know.
You know how you don't get stung, that's why you're asking.
You don't know how you don't get stung, do you?
What?
You don't know how you don't get stung, do you?
I know!
You say it!
But you don't know how you do it!
I know!
Then you shouldn't!
You know!
Then you shouldn't!
Do you think I'm that responsible?
Of course you are!
What did you say?
You don't know how you make a delicious spot, do you?
I know, I know.
Then I'll say it.
You make a lot of bad spots.
How do you make them?
I don't know.
Then you shouldn't!
Oh, I know! You make them orange-flavored.
No, but...
No, but how do you make them orange-flavored?
How do you make them...
Orange-flavored?
You can't make them, can you?
No, I can't.
You shouldn't say it! You shouldn't say you can't make them!
Then I'll say it.
You can't say you can't make them!
You shouldn't say it!
Hey!