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I'm your host for today, Fujiwara Yoshimoto.
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This week's "Gaki no sukai" is a special program for youth.
Downtown's manager Fujiwara has chosen the best funny videos from last year.
You do it!
How was it, everyone?
Looking back on last year...
Yes, yes.
Do you have any memorable moments?
Of course we have a lot!
We had a lot of fun, no matter which one we chose.
Yes, yes.
Then...
From "then" to "now"...
First of all, please watch it all at once.
- Can we go now? - Yes, let's go!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Water, water. - It's cold.
- There it is.
- It's just started.
- Endo! Endo!
- It's funny!
- It's just started.
- Let's go.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- I have no idea.
- Let's go!
- Let's start with Tanaka-san.
- Please say hello.
- I don't know what you B-class talents and C-class copywriters like you can do, but...
- Anyway, good luck, everyone!
- The entertainer fishing competition has begun with a strong greeting.
- Participants are picking up black basses in high spirits.
- And now, the results!
- First is Okuda-tamio.
- Next is Hamada.
If he can beat Hamada, he will be the first champion of Higan.
"Kabakashi" What the hell are you talking about?
Congratulations!
Kabakashi
We carried love together
I've been watching it
Let's be happy
Kabakashi
Thank you for the speech
Kabakashi
I see
We watched it until 7th place
10th place is "Hohoi"
Kabakashi
Are you going to do "Hohoi" again?
No
Kabakashi
I want to see it
Kabakashi
It's going to be salty
It's like "dream"
It's funny
Hashire - Yumero Nakai
It's cool
It's beautiful
Let's do it
I'm sorry, it didn't work.
But Endo, it's funny.
Something was about to happen.
Yamazaki thinks he's going to lose.
That's right.
I'm going to take it off too.
You're taking it off slowly.
All right.
It's not over yet.
Yamazaki and Endo, good luck.
Next is 9th place.
It's cold.
I want you to do your best.
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry, but it's really hard to do.
"Gaki no Tsukai" calendar 1999 has various penalty games.
They are created by collecting ugly expressions that appear in an instant.
First, Matsumoto who was born in September.
You can do it.
From now on...
Be firm.
I see.
I'm nervous.
Next is Hamada born in May.
Gorilla's child.
Before eating brains.
And Kyuamesuke.
Director Saito until November.
When I was doing it, it wasn't interesting.
What is this?
(Gorilla's child)
Win 1 million yen.
The big hide and seek competition in winter.
I will win 1 million yen.
What is it?
I think I hit it.
What did you do?
A UFO fell over there.
It seems to be late for recording.
Really?
UFO?
Really?
Take this!
Take the alien!
The first school takes the alien back to the school and starts human experiment.
Take this!
What is it?
I came to pick you up.
That's good.
I'm going back.
Goodbye.
What is it?
Can I say it?
Yes.
Idiot! Idiot!
We found out that Onuma, the famous director of the show, is a gambler.
It even went to court in the show.
It happened when we were filming in Yoshinoya before.
I remember this.
After filming, the producer who got a beef bowl for free from the staff said...
Hey, you guys!
I got a beef bowl for free!
Let's share it!
Yay!
While watching the scene, Onuma caught Eddie and said...
Hey, what did you just give me?
Well, it's my sword, but...
Give it to me! Give me your sword!
It turned out that Eddie had stolen his sword.
That night...
Give it to me...
We're eating out tonight! Hurry up and get ready!
Yay!
It's been a while since they ate out together, so they had an omekashi party.
The two of them arrived at...
Yoshinoya!
And of course, they paid...
With this sword, please.
What's your name?
I'll take all of the tickets you gave me.
All of them?!
I got three of them, too.
Three of them?!
How many did you get in the beginning?
Five.
That's a scary man.
He's scary, isn't he?!
There was a lot of response, wasn't there?
There were so many people like that.
I've never been invited by Onuma-san.
Could you move over for a second?
If you fight for your dream and lose, you'll be left in the middle of the city
Senda Mitsuo 7
Yuan Dashitomo 7
Senda Mitsuo 7
Yuan Dashitomo 1 point
Senda Mitsuo 7
Yuan Dashitomo 7
I'm so frustrated
Senda Mitsuo 7
What's that?
I still think it's a safe game
You're making a mistake
I'm ugly
Aran 2 points
Senda Mitsuo 7
Yuan Dashitomo 7
Matsumoto's team won
Matsumoto's team lost
Matsumoto's team won
It's a lot of pressure
Matsumoto lost and got off the bus
He went to buy crepes for everyone
Matsumoto's team won
So cool
It was so embarrassing
Matsumoto's team won
We passed by too much
Yuan Dashitomo 7
"Downtown" will compete
The team that wins will get luxury items
Even if you lose, you'll get a nice gift from me
No one will lose
Wadaakiko Celebrating 30 years of entertainment life
It's a punishment game, right?
Wadaakiko Celebrating 30 years of entertainment life
Why are we celebrating 30 years of entertainment life and playing a punishment game?
Blackbeard & badminton
First up is blackbeard and badminton
The team that loses will get a kiss mark on their necks
Ready, start!
Ms. Akiko, here you go!
She's holding her own hand!
Don't use standard language!
Come on, hurry up!
What do you mean "30th anniversary celebration", you idiot!
Try it for me, too!
I'll be done soon, so come on!
Be quiet!
She's holding her own hand!
That was amazing!
She's really holding her own hand!
That was really amazing!
Something's coming out of her!
Where are you going?
Hey you!
Why are you going back like that?
Should I go home?
If you draw the same picture as Yama-chan, you win!
Yama-chan's drawing song!
The loser will have a deep kiss with Ms. Akiko!
Here's the answer!
The king!
Should we start with Matsumoto-san?
But this looks like the king, doesn't it?
Let's start with Ama-san first.
Go ahead!
I'm a robot!
I'm Z-poo Kiss. Nice to meet you!
What are you doing?!
Stop it! Stop it!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
That was amazing!
I was serious!
That was amazing!
I know you've been doing it for days.
That's right!
I've been doing it for days!
You sound like you're drinking something.
I want to do cosplay again!
It doesn't matter if you're an old man or not.
You can't do it even if you fly.
There are many things I want to see.
I don't want to see you pooping in the bathroom.
Really? That was interesting.
My worst one last year was pooping in the bathroom.
Really?
My worst one last year was pooping in the bathroom.
That's not going anywhere.
That was cold!
That's not going anywhere.
That's one of them, right?
I see.
It just hasn't come out yet.
What's number one?
The topic is too much, but number one is finally here.
What is it?
VTR, please.
I see. I see.
The usual confrontation and punishment game.
This time it's Hamada's first, but it's the same as Matsumoto's team's fourth.
A reckless golf confrontation.
What are you doing?
Don't mess with me!
Hamada's first shot is a nice shot.
However, reckless rules have been imposed and Matsumoto's team is in the lead.
In addition, Matsumoto's miraculous nice shot also jumped out.
When it's over, Matsumoto's team wins.
Even Matsumoto was defeated by his specialty golf.
So...
Hamada's team wins!
And now for the punishment game...
Akiko!
Hamada-chan!
What is it?
I want you to be like our love scene.
Love scene?!
What's wrong?
Our love scene was wonderful!
That's right!
So I want you and me to do it!
Do what?
Love scene.
Why?!
I don't like that!
Go to Okanto or Hollywood and do the love scene!
Why?!
Hamada's punishment game!
Go to Okanto or Hollywood and do the love scene!
Hamada takes Okanto and goes to Los Angeles for 10 hours.
Look at this!
Hamada-chan, how are you?
Hurry up and go home!
I don't want to go home.
Hamada is completely pulled around by Okanto's pace.
LA is LA!
I want to go home.
And here is the result of their hard work.
Close your eyes and...
I remember it now!
Seriously!
Close your eyes and...
I remember it now!
Close your eyes and...
I want to go home.
I hate that image.
Okay, open your eyes.
The sky is flying!
This is Kibumaru!
What kind of look is this?
You monster!
Kazuo Umezu!
This is really Kibumaru!
But I don't want to see this part
It's complicated
I don't know how to look at it
As a partner or as a son?
I don't know
Hamamatsu san has kissed a lot
There was also that!
There was!
During the kiss
It was me!
Your lips are so soft!
I'm surprised how soft they are!
They're softer than any woman I've kissed!
I'm serious!
I feel like I'm losing strength
This is number one, right?
Yes
I see
It's been like this for a long time
Since 1998
What's wrong with you?
You're so excited right now!
We've looked back at our best scenes
Everyone, let's do our best with "Ei! Ei! Oh!"
Let's do our best again this year!
Ei! Ei!
Oh!
Let's do our best again this year!
Thank you very much!
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