AISubs v3.5
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Huh?
What's going on?
You heard something, didn't you? A loud noise.
Was it an accident?
It sounded like you bumped into something.
I don't know.
Over there...
A UFO fell.
It looks like it's being recorded.
A UFO fell?
It looks like it's being recorded.
Huh?!
It's a UFO.
You're amazing!
He's just saying it normally.
A U... UFO fell.
That's all I know.
Seriously?!
You're kidding me, right?!
A UFO?!
Seriously?!
The UFO fell suddenly and took 2.5 seconds to land.
That's impossible!
No way!
You didn't know that it was dangerous to land?!
You were so close!
I was so scared right now!
It's a normal UFO, isn't it?!
An UFO...
An UFO fell?!
You're kidding me, right?!
I was surprised.
It's a UFO!
Hey!
What is this?
It's an alien!
Wow!
What is this?
This is too funny!
It's dying!
What is this green thing?
It's a small...
It's dying!
Let's pull it out.
It's the first time for me and the earthman and the alien to touch each other.
Wait a minute. Let's look around a little more.
Look at it. It's so small.
I put it under my feet and it's coming out.
Let's get it out of there.
Blood is coming out of it.
Is it blood?
It's blood.
Is it okay?
I'm scared of something.
It's like a stick in my mouth.
My head is like this.
It's broken.
Let's take it with us for now.
Let's go to the hall.
It was in a place like this.
It's like an incinerator.
There are only parts like this.
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It's bleeding.
It's going to fall off.
It's amazing.
It's bleeding.
I'm scared.
Are you this scared of aliens?
It's completely different.
I'm scared.
I'm more scared of aliens.
It looks heavy.
Yes.
I set it on fire.
Don't be surprised.
It's okay if it's like this.
Is it okay if it's a little higher?
It's a little high.
It's high.
Who told you that?
It's okay if it's like this.
It's okay, right?
Do your best.
Get up.
It moved a lot.
Did you wake up?
What?
You're not awake?
Wake me up.
Where does it hurt the most?
This weak spot.
That was scary!
Wait, wait.
You've been doing that for a while now!
Get up!
But you can't open your eyes, can you?
It's okay, it's okay.
You know it's sensitive, don't you?
It's very sensitive!
Can you hold this for me?
You know it's sensitive!
You've been doing that for a while now!
Can you hold this for me?
You're more like an old man than a pervert!
I'll put it on your knees.
I see!
Oh, it's bigger!
This is better!
It's bigger, isn't it?
It's better, isn't it?
Are you laughing at me?
I'm not doing anything!
Your nose is weak.
Endo, will you let me open my mouth?
I'm scared.
I might bite you.
Let me open my mouth.
I'm scared.
He's happy.
That's amazing.
He's happy.
It's like a lemon.
You were about to melt.
It's like acid.
It's no good if it's acid.
Why don't we have a vocal teacher teach us?
We can stand up and stand out.
I see.
That's weird.
Let's get a massage.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It's for men.
The tag is for men.
That's weird.
What is this?
Are you maintaining your life?
You have a strong shoulder.
It's not acid.
It looks like acid.
It's normal.
I wonder if it's okay for aliens.
It's weird.
(Laughing)
You're an erotic old man!
(Laughing)
What is this?
(Laughing)
What are you saying?
I'm telling you.
He's talking to me.
I just don't know.
You don't know what he's saying?
I don't know what he's saying.
(Laughing)
What? What? What?
What?
Excuse me.
What's up?
He's here.
Who is he?
He's a cameraman.
He's here.
What's up?
I came to pick you up.
Thank goodness.
I'm going home.
Goodbye.
What?
Can I say something?
Yes.
You look stupid.
Stupid?
Really stupid.
What is this?
Aliens, conflict, Normancy!