AISubs v3.5
While you're at it, let's do a bus tour of men's cosplay projects!
Why are you clapping?
I have no idea.
Today we have these 8 people, but I don't know why we chose them.
Wait a minute!
Aren't they amateurs?
They are amateurs, but...
They are half pros, but...
Half pros, right?
Your dad is a comedian, right?
Is your dad a comedian?
Of course he is!
These 8 people will become amateurs.
"I'm such and such an amateur!" "Amateurs are like this and that!"
They'll do all of their own makeup.
They'll get on the bus and play a game.
If you lose, you'll be left alone in the city.
Just like that?
Just like that.
Are you okay with that?
I'm okay with it!
That's your line.
No, it's mine!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
As a symbol of the times, amateurs have become popular in recent years.
But today, these 8 people will transform into amateurs.
The theme is "the ideal amateur you dream of."
They'll transform, expanding their own imaginations.
I'm not going to fall for that.
And their transformation is complete!
First, they're real amateurs!
This is embarrassing and I can't say anything.
I don't like first person!
Tanaka-kun!
Yes!
You're a bit of a cultured guy!
Endo-kun!
Yes!
You're white!
Scary!
Na!
Nice to meet you!
You're scary too!
Yamazaki-san!
Yes!
Oh, you're here!
Hey!
Oh, you're here!
You're old, but your face...
Yamazaki-san, say something!
Next, the first appearance, song manager Ito!
Big!
Next, the oldest, producer Suga!
Oh, hello!
It's a ghost!
Scary!
It's a cat ghost!
Scary!
It's a cat ghost!
Scary!
Lastly, director Komurasaki!
This is a huge mess!
Well, well, well...
Lastly, let's look at Hamaya-san.
Hamaya-saaan!
Scary!
This is a bit like "Yari Manna", isn't it?
"Manna" is like "boss", you know?
It's like "Kogel" is like "Tennoji"!
Now that the eight of them have transformed into the ideal "Kogel" they dream of,
the bus tour begins!
Let's start with the "Kogel" style game!
First up is the "pin pon pon" game!
The person who loses this game will have to walk in front of Shinjuku!
In front of Shinjuku!
In front of Shinjuku, one person will have to get off!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's tough!
Can you explain it for me?
It goes around the clock.
And the string of "pin" and "pon" will point at you.
If you get "pin" and "pon" pointed at you...
pin
pon
pan
I see.
Wow, it's easy!
Let's start with Keigo!
Keigo! Keigo!
Keigo first!
Me first!
pin
pon
pan
pin
pon
pan
pin
pon
pan
pin
pon
pan
pon
pan
pin
pon
It's here!
What do we do?
This is no good!
I'll say it now!
Say it!
pin
pon
pan
pin
pon
pan
Out!
And the bus goes to Shinjuku Altamae.
Shinjuku Altamae.
Wow, that's a lot of people.
This is a lot of people.
Okay, Ito-san!
Yes!
Bye-bye!
See you!
Good luck!
Bye-bye!
Good luck!
Wow, he's walking!
He's walking!
Wow!
He's walking!
What is he walking about?
Wow!
He's laughing!
I'm not that kind of guy!
The cheering squad is playing a punishment game.
He's laughing!
He's looking at you!
Okay, the next game is...
Yes!
Takeda & Tetsuya game!
Yay!
What is this?
The person who loses this game will be hanged!
Wow!
Office guy!
This time, it's a little different from the last time.
It's a little more mature.
We're going to make an adult lose.
Takeda-Tetsuya game is...
Takeda-Tetsuya...
The person who said "Tetsuya" has both sides of "what is it?"
So, if you said "Tetsuya", it doesn't mean anything else, right?
I see.
So, if you said "Takeda" and the person who said "Tetsuya" said "Tetsuya"...
Then, this side is "what is it?"
And, the person who said "Tetsuya" is in a different position, "Takeda".
And, "Tetsuya".
What is it?
"Takeda", right?
So, if you say "Takeda", you have to say "Tetsuya" as well.
I see.
It's pretty complicated.
It's complicated.
Who wants to go first?
Yamada-san, you go first.
Okay, I'll go.
"Takeda"!
"Tetsuya"!
What is it?
Wait a minute, you...
Wait a minute, this is bad.
"Takeda"!
"Tetsuya"!
What is it?
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
Why is it red? Why is it red?
Okay, let's fight!
"Takeda"!
"Tetsuya"!
What is it?
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
I'm sorry!
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
I'm definitely...
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
"Takeda"! "Tetsuya"!
What is it?
"Tetsuya"!
What is it?
I'll go first.
"Takeda"!
- Tetsuya! - Yes?
- What is it? - Takeda!
- Tetsuya! - What is it?
- Wait for me! - I'm getting in!
This is getting serious!
They arrived at Akata Kamitsuke station.
I want to go to film "Nyan school" in "Nyan Nyan kitchen."
I'll go more often.
Bye!
Bye! See you later!
You go to school tomorrow, okay?
I can't do it...
- Is it good? - It's scary
- I saw it - Scary
- If you look at it from behind you can see it's there - That's right
- It's good, isn't it?
- It's a promise, isn't it?
- It's good
- Let's go
- The last game is...
- Sender Mitsuo Game!
- The person who loses in this game gets 3 points
- The 3rd point is behind Harajuku...
- It's right in front of me!
- That's tough
- There's a lot of people like me
- It's the same as last time
- Sender Mitsuo...
- 7!
- The person who loses in this game gets 7 points!
- Let's go!
- Sender Mitsuo...
- 7!
- It's different! - It's different, isn't it?
- Alright! - Alright!
- Sender... - Mitsuo... - 7!
- This is definitely wrong!
- Sender is completely out!
- How can you do this to Sender Mitsuo!
- From Nyasuga-chan! - Let's go!
- Sender... - Mitsuo... - 7!
- Sender... - What's with you!
- I'm totally fine now!
- Right, Yamasaki-chan? - No, no...
- I said 7! - You're the one who's about to fail!
- I'm ugly!
- Oh no! One point for you two!
- You're really dirty!
- Let's go! - Alright!
- From Suga-chan!
- Sender... - Mitsuo... - 7!
- We did it!
Hit it! Hit it!
Yes! Get on! Get on!
- Sender... - Mitsuo... - 7! - We obviously did it twice.
- We really did it twice. - And Enter Rachel from Calgary.
- Clape everyone's vaults. - Accelerate.
I'm going to do this show again.
No, no, no.
I'm angry.
For now, let's go to that tree and meet someone.
Can you sit with me for a moment?
Like your cell phone didn't ring, but it came.
Make a phone call and say, "Okay."
And buy crepes.
Crepes.
Beautiful legs.
Legs are really beautiful, aren't they?
Always.
There you are.
Look at him.
He's laughing behind you.
His cell phone didn't ring, but it came.
So cool.
You're fast.
You're back.
I'm back.
Give me a break.
Crepes.
It's really hard.
It's no good.
Did I look like that?
Crepes.
Are you serious?
Let's buy six of them.
They're buying.
Where?
Look, they're over there.
It's too far.
We're too far.
Look, look.
They're over there.
We're too far.
Look, they're standing there.
Thank goodness.
He said earlier that he wanted to play the second round.
Segi.
No.
I'll do it.
- It's been a while. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- It's really been a while. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- A lot of things happened during this time. - Yes, yes.
- The championship has finally been decided. - Aren't you interested in it?!
You know, what I really hated was when Yokohama won for the first time in 38 years or something like that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 38 years! 38 years!
- 38 years ago, Yokohama wouldn't be as active as it is now, right? - No, it wouldn't.
- All the players in Yokohama would be exactly the same as they were 38 years ago. - Yeah, yeah.
- It would be like this, you know? - Yeah, yeah.
- They won the championship and they were exhausted. - Yeah, yeah.
- Everyone had their backs against each other. - Yeah, yeah.
- I think that's amazing. - Yeah.
- Their names have changed, too. - Their names...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- At the time, they were called "wheels". - "Sunwheels".
- What was that? "Blue Wave"? - No, no, no, no!
- That was when "punches" became new. - "Blue Wave".
- Now it's "basters". - This is where you can't go anywhere.
- Now, you can't bite there!
- Didn't you watch the game? - I did.
- Hey!
- What's with you?!
- Did you watch it?! - I cried.
- What?!
- You cry?! You must have cried!
- No, I didn't...
- Were you pissed off?! - No, I wasn't.
- If you say it like that, I don't know if you watched it or not.
- Oh, you mean "crossplay"? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- That was a terrible "crossplay"!
- Everyone was "crossplaying"!
- It was a total mess!
- If you were "crossplayed" like that...
- Everyone would be pissed off!
- Wasn't everyone pretty much pissed off?
- From what I saw...
- No, you saw it!
- Well, it's fine.
- Listen to me, you bastard! I'm pissed off!
- You know, like Hikaru-san said to Fuso-kun? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's me again, like always.
Stop it!
No way! Always!
Why is it always you?!
You! I don't know you!
That doesn't mean you haven't said it recently, right?
I said it just now.
Did you kill Buchi?
What are you talking about?
You should have said it!
- If you hadn't said it... - Are you stupid?!
If you hadn't said it, you should have said it!
You're really stupid.
What's with you?
So you've been to places like SM, right?
Oh, I've said it wrong before.
If you've said it wrong, you should go home.
No, I was waiting for you at the hotel.
You know...
I'm on a business trip!
Did you hear me?!
Call me!
Hey, hey, hey!
I thought it was a normal place like this.
I thought it was a normal face massage.
But you know...
I was waiting for you at the hotel...
And you were wearing a bunch of bandages...
And you didn't even have a hangover cure!
And you were wearing a bunch of bandages...
From your bag...
All the way up to the ceiling!
- You're really something! - You're really stupid!
And you didn't even know me, right?
And you were so excited...
And you came...
You should have said "ah"!
Even so, your highness...
Even so...
Even though you kiss...
You use 48 different ways of doing it...
Kiss specialist Matsumoto-san...
Yes, yes, yes...
Why do people close their eyes when they kiss?
Why don't you put your foot here?
That's right, that's right...
You're not stupid, are you?
See? You're a little stupid, aren't you?
Did you think I'd do it?
Get out of my way!
Did you think I'd do it?
No...
You didn't, did you?
Yes...
That's how human bodies are made...
If you do it here...
I don't think you should do it...
But your body reacts...
It's the same as that...
You should do it like this...
When you stick out your face...
You close your eyes...
This line here...
And here are connected...
If you peel it off...
I really want you to peel it off...
But you can't...
Because it's connected...
But if you pull it off...
My eyes are open!
I don't know...
I don't know you!
Why?
The human body is surprisingly complicated...
So remember that it's connected...
I don't know...
Why? Are you stupid?
You're really stupid!
You're a real gold fool!
Mr. Mazumoto, who has created many popular words so far...
At this rate, this year's popular word target will be "pirates"' "dachshuno".
I really want to stop this, so please come up with some trendy words.
I can't do this...
I can't do it...
"don don yachchunen"!
You're really stupid!
I can't do it!
"don don yachchunen"!
Why can't we emphasize "mune"?
"mune" is here...
"don don yachchunen"!
"yachchunen" is here...
Why?
If it's here...
"don don yachchunen"!
That's all!
"yachchunen" "yachchutonnen"!
"don don yachchunen" "yachchutonnen"!
I have a question for you, Mr. Mazumoto.
Yes, yes!
I'm in my second year of college, and I'm planning to graduate next year...
Yes, yes!
But I'm having a hard time finding a job.
What should I do to give my partner a good impression during an interview?
Please tell me.
Well, you know...
There are thousands of other girls like you out there.
Also, where do you think is a good place for a graduation trip?
I'm not going abroad!
I don't know...
What should I do to give my partner a good impression?
Well...
I studied various human relationships.
And in the end...
If you look at it in detail...
Well...
A carefree girl is the one...
Who makes me happy the most.
I hope it's over by now.
No, I mean...
How should I put it...
There are interviews, right?
Yes, yes.
Well, then...
In your place...
I'll be your interviewer.
After all, you need to be carefree.
Ah, this girl is cheerful.
"If you have a girl like her, you should think, "In this bad era, in this hut..."
Right?
That's why...
Even when you're sitting like this...
Right?
What kind of questions do you ask?
I don't know, but...
Well...
Why did you take over my company?
You don't have to say it out loud.
But that would make me happy.
While you're laughing, humans aren't that funny.
If it's really funny, it'll be fast forwarded.
You won't be able to say it out loud. It'll be a radio wave.
So...
Anyway...
What a bad boy!
Don't you think it's funny?
I don't think so.
Why did you take my lecture?
Little by little...
Until what point?
What about university of origin?
Yes.
Are your parents still alive?
No!
Would that be okay?
Absolutely not.
Why can't you say that?
But you know, when you get a job at a company and you don't know if you should interview or not,
if you meet someone like that, they'll hire you, right?
Even if you're quite far away, they'll come out!
Like this, like this, sitting like this...
Yes, Chishin University...
Why do you point at me like that?
No, this is funny!
Why is it funny?
No matter how big of an office it is,
even if it's 20 meters away...
You point at me like that and go back to the pipe room!
Is it something else?
That's what you mean, right?
You push "is it something else", don't you, Otaku- san?
Because I want to have a "is it something else" keychain, right?
I want to hit you with a gacha-gacha.
I want to hit you.
Eh?!
Isn't it something you feel like doing?
Do you actually feel like doing it?
There's no way I do it.
Every day, I do a gacha-gacha and think I want to hit you with a "is it something else" keychain and say "are you doing it?"
I'll hit you with a "is it something else" keychain.
What would you do if you came back and everyone changed into their uniforms and waited for you with that face?
I'm pretty depressed.
Ah, that's the worst!
You didn't wait for me until I finished my claim!
I thought you were waiting for me and when I did, you weren't there so I was surprised!
Hahahahaha!