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Water chase
Today we went shopping together
Yes
We went shopping together
Right? In Adidas
It's rare
It's hard
I can only say "yeah"
It doesn't matter
It doesn't feel new
I heard you were hospitalized
I was hospitalized!
I was hospitalized for 3 days
There was a funny story at the time
There was a funny story!
Let's hear it!
The other day...
Let's hear it!
Um...
Yes
Actually, Mr. Onuma...
Yes
There was a trial before
The punishment was decided and you did it
I did it
But...
It didn't work!
Gaki no Sky
"Gaki no Sky" Internal Affairs Director Akihiro Onuma
His strong personality healed people's sicknesses
But the other day, he showed that his true nature was very stingy and everyone was in trouble
The show decided it was an emergency and started the trial
But the stinginess that you can't believe happens again and again
For once, we took a moment to appreciate his human nature
Of course, the verdict is guilty
He was punished for his mischief
But this time, the viewers' complaints about it were loud and loud
This wasn't made up!
It wasn't made up but...
It's very appealing!
This kind of "genie genie" dance is very refreshing!
We were already happy but...
It can't be helped
But for the viewers...
That's right
If the viewers say so, we should punish them a little more
That's right
We're here today as well
Let's have the main character appear
Please come in!
It's dark!
It's really dark!
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The fish market gave us cola again!
We bought 150ml of cola and gave one of it to a few ladies with a paper cup.
We didn't pay you for anything!
When we were filming "Gaki no rokehan", we made rice balls at home and brought them here because we didn't want to waste food.
It's not completed at all!
In addition to this, many fish products were discovered in a short period of time, such as the Las Vegas 5,000 yen incident.
The punishment for this time is...
There is a one-point effect theory that Onuma values.
There is a clock.
We would like to throw it into the river now.
We will put it in a capsule and throw it into the river.
If we can catch it well, it's okay.
If we can't catch it, we'll have to chase it forever.
There's a lot of flow today.
That's right, there's a lot of flow.
It's about to rain.
Oh, is this it?
This is a big treasure that claims to be 1.5 times expensive.
A Swiss expert and a high-end food store, El Andros' double name model.
How much is it?
I bought it for 150,000 yen.
There are only three of them, right?
No, there are only two of them.
Two of them?!
How can you say that?
This is a very valuable watch called "double name".
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You looked like you were chasing it.
You were chasing it.
Even if there are only two of them in Japan, there are two of them in Japan where this is flowing.
Do you have it or not?
I have it.
There are two of them, right?
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do our best!
Let's do it!
It's okay, we can catch it. We can definitely catch it.
If we catch it and it rolls over, can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Okay, let's do it!
Yes.
It's okay.
It's nice to see you again, right?
Yes.
Yes!
Ready...
OK!
Go!
Are you going?
Jet! Fast!
Fast! Fast!
You are fast!
OK!
OK! OK!
What are you doing?
Hey you!
Hang in there!
Oh!
You took it off!
You are good!
You should not have taken it off!
You are making fun of me!
You should not have taken it off!
OK.
OK, I'm on my way!
I'm coming!
Otomachi!
I'm coming!
I'm waiting for you!
They split up!
They split up left and right!
Hang in there!
Wow! They split up!
Wow! They split up left and right!
Otomachi!
Hang in there!
Yes.
Goodbye!
I hope you're home.
Yes, I hope you're home.
So we'll go home.
Yes.
OK.
We are going?
Are you going?
No, I didn't...
Come on, give me a break.
I really didn't think you'd do it.
So, you know...
I'm glad you're okay.
Oh, right! It's been a while since we met, but...
Next week...
Will you be okay?
- Another showdown? - Again!
Next week, we'll play golf again...
A little...
We'll change the rules and do it again.
- Will you be okay? - What's okay?
What's with that laugh?
Are you laughing because you're going to win?
No, think about it.
If four of you hit it, it's one.
Even if you're in the green...
Even if you hit it once...
One of you hits it...
Another one hits it...
If you hit it once, it's one!
- Yes, yes... - Right?
Are you going to win?!
- Ah, so only the green ones... - At least for the green ones, if you sell it once, you have to calculate it with one putt.
- For the green ones... - Yes?
- If you make four putts and still get called one putt... - Yes, yes, yes...
- Alright! Four putts and one putt! - That's true, but...
- That interval is fine. Four people selling four putts and getting called one putt...
- There's nothing you can do about it. - There's nothing you can do about it.
- Yes, yes... - However! Even so...
- If you think about the difference between the last time... - Yes, yes...
- It's about whether you can win or not, you know? - What I'm worried about is...
- As you can see from the previous one... - Yes?
- Isn't it about how far you can throw it? - But we've also improved a lot since then, you know?
- Eh? You don't know anything! - I know, I know...
- I do muscle training... - What are you talking about?
- Muscle training... - I...
- I finally bought it. - What?
- This...
- I'm doing it incredibly well!
- For real! - Well, well, well...
- Moreover! Moreover! This is my second one!
- The first one, I did it too much and the liquid crystal went crazy!
- Well, that and... - It's amazing!
- That has nothing to do with golf! - No, no, no, no, no, no!
- It's completely different from me before! - No, that's fine!
- Do whatever you want! - I'll do whatever I want!
- But you know, I can already see you losing!
- You have to come up with a punishment again, right?
- If you four lose, what will you do? - What will we do?
- If you four lose... - A punishment game for four people...
- Four people? - Isn't it three people?
- Eh? No, it's four people.
- It's four people.
- Who did you pass?
- Yamazaki.
- Yes, yes.
- Four people. - Four people. - Four people, you know!
- What do you think of this punishment game? - Well, it's a little difficult, isn't it?
- Well, you probably won't lose your punishment. - Well, I tried it for now, so it's fine.
- Now you're going to play E.T.
- Put my crown in the bicycle's basket...
- What?
- Put my crown in the bicycle's basket...
- Well...
- Well, you know...
- Everyone is...
- Darth Vader, right?
- You don't look like him.
- Why do I have to imitate Darth Vader all of a sudden?
- Well, I've been taught since I was a kid.
- Besides, you don't look like him.
- No one imitated you.
- Everyone has their own drawbacks.
- Well, you know...
- You also have...
- Two or three thousand drawbacks, don't you?
- What? - Your drawbacks.
- You have two or three thousand drawbacks, don't you?
- Well, you know...
- Well, I also have two or three drawbacks, don't I?
- Well, you know...
- Who was it?
- Well, you know...
- I know it can't be helped, but...
- There is one drawback I can't forgive...
- It's my cat's tongue.
- I don't have it at all!
- Even if it's hot, I can still chew it.
- The other day, I went to a ramen shop.
- It's a pretty popular place.
- It's a ramen shop with a long line of people.
- There, you know...
- The shop next to me...
- The one over there...
- It's exactly like that!
- It's a long line of people!
- You know...
- Even if you look at it for a while...
- What are you doing, Maho-tan?! - I'm cooling it down. - You're cooling it down!
- The outside air! - Yes, yes. - And then... - This doesn't go smoothly either. - Yes, yes. - The hot stuff comes up... - Yes, yes, yes.
- And you eat only what you were cooling down... - Yes, yes. - And you drink cold water like this... - Yes, yes.
- And you do this... - Like this... - Like this... - Like this... - Like this... - Like this... - Like this...
- What are you doing in the first place?! - It's exposed! - Yes... - The second time! - I know, but... - The air doesn't... - It doesn't go smoothly, does it? - Yes, yes... - The second time!
- The air is still... - Yes, yes...
- It's exposed! - I know, but...
- Ramen is one of the pleasures of being hot, isn't it? - Yes...
- We sometimes eat it hot and get a little burned, but... - We do, we do, but you know...
- But... - You're a man!
- You're like a man, aren't you?! Open your mouth wide and pull out your tongue...
- "Bring me some sake!" You know what I mean, don't you?! - No, no...
- You're not such a funny man, but... - "Bring me some sake!" You know what I mean, don't you?! Pull out your tongue and...
- That's enough! - What are you doing in the first place?! - That's enough!
- Well, you know... What is it? Gasoline... In a car, you know... - Yes...
- It's full of it, and you're like... "Bleh! Bleh!" You know, you can't really tell...
- That... That analogy... What is it?!
- What is it with that gasoline?!
- It's really full of it!
- Why?! It can't be!
- But it's really like that... You can't spend too much time eating.
- I'd like to eat as fast as I can, even if it's only for one minute or one second, and read even one page of the dictionary.
- I'd like to put a lot of knowledge into it. - Into you, right?
- Yes... I'm a miscellaneous scholar. I'm a really miscellaneous scholar.
- I see... - Do you know "mangrove"? - Huh? - "Mangrove" trees.
- I know stuff like that, too!
- Or rather, you just happened to know it because you saw it!
- I know it, but... - But you know... - I'm really moved by this story.
- What story? - I don't know what to be moved about first of all...
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- "Mangrove" trees are usually on the water's surface.
- Why are you responding like that?
- What are you saying?!
- If you don't say "ahhh"... - No, I'm not interested in it!
- It's really like that. The water's surface is amazing, you know? It's a plant!
- But you know, it drops seeds onto the water's surface.
- It's like an egg, you know?!
- These seeds are all different in weight.
- Some seeds sink into the water's surface.
- Some float in the middle of the water's surface.
- Some float up to the top of the water's surface.
- They're all different in weight.
- Why is it like that?
- I don't know.
- In the end...
- Since the weight of the seeds is different,
- The seeds that flow to the other side...
- Those seeds are everywhere...
- A bungalow is a place where you can expand your territory...
The weight of the seeds are all different.
Wow, cool!
What is it?
No, look, there's a book again.
What does it say?
"The Tenth Anniversary of the Usage of Clowns".
1,000 yen.
It doesn't look good. It looks like shit.
Has it been ten years?
Yes.
How is it?
I got it.
It's not for sale, though.
This is...
It's for sale!
It's for sale.
Even if Matsumoto-san throws a frisbee, why doesn't Hamada-san go and get it?
Because it's coming.
Because it's coming, right?
Why do you think that is?
I don't know!
Even if you ask me, I wouldn't know.
I don't know you're throwing it!
You don't know I'm throwing a frisbee, do you?
I don't know.
You've been throwing six of them since you came out today.
I don't know where and when I'm throwing them.
You know, they say "surprised animals" a lot.
It doesn't matter if you're a scholar or not.
In the end, it's not surprising or anything.
It's a bait.
I see.
I'm only doing it because I'm getting food.
In your case, it's like that, too.
It's a lump of greed, isn't it?
What is it? I don't have any money.
Don't you have any money? Don't you have any money?
"Hey, what is it?" and the vending machine starts running.
I see.
You've been throwing a lot of frisbees, but you don't go and get them.
It's because you don't have anything there, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
You like yellowtail teriyaki, don't you?
When you throw a frisbee and go and get it, you get yellowtail teriyaki.
You have a different way of eating it.
It sticks to you.
From Hamada of Leader...
But don't expect anything in return!
What are you talking about?
There's more than that!
Wait, wait, wait! What are you talking about?
It's about Brisbane!
Actually, I've never seen you throw it.
But I expect something in return, so I can't see it.
I can't see anything.
What do you expect in return?
You expect anything in return, don't you?
I don't!
Of course you do!
For example, this instrument.
Be honest. How is it?
How is the instrument?
I don't know.
So you don't know!
What do you use the instrument for?
Be honest with me.
This.
I can smell it.
After playing the instrument, I always wear a jacket and bread and say, "Now I have two million yen."
Can you say that?
I can say it, can't I?
I want you to fix that. You expect something in return, don't you?
I don't expect anything in return.
You don't have to have anything.
You don't have rain that doesn't stop.
You don't have jeans that you don't wear.
I don't have jeans.
Let's stop living a life of "what ifs."
When I give you this, you'll get something like this in return.
That's not what I thought.
That's weird.
It was good until the middle.
The road was a little...
The road was about three blocks apart.
I chose that way.
If you go that way, you can't go that way.
Star's donation sense corner!
What's that corner about?
Ah, this is about...
how you haven't forgotten the feelings of the general public.
You don't know, do you?
Not really.
Do you know how much citrus juice is now?
I know.
How much is it?
Isn't it 110 yen?
No, no, no! It was 110 yen a few years ago!
Wow, I'm scared now!
I'm scared of being alone in a dark room!
Everyone's eyes are shining!
How much is it now?
Isn't it already 10 yen higher?
Has it become 120 yen?! Since when?!
Since this April.
Since this April?!
Do you know that much about yourself?
Like, how many cabbages are there now?
Do you know?!
I know.
Then, how many carrots are there, including four of them?
No, I don't know how many there are...
Count them!
One carrot is now about 120 yen.
No...
Say it like a rabbit.
It's like a rabbit.
If I were a rabbit.
No one would know what a rabbit feels like.
If you say that...
I'm saying it's like a rabbit.
But in reality, everyone is different.
Are we all different?
We're different, but there's no right answer.
Why not?
Why do you keep getting stronger and stronger?
I'm scared.
But I'm the one who always goes shopping.
Because I'm the only one who goes shopping in a convenience store.
Maybe you're right, but...
I don't have any superman or anything like that.
You don't know, do you?
Not more than 200 yen.
No, I don't know that much.
Is that right?
More than 170 yen.
Is that right?
No, no, it's Indian sense.
If you say that, you can't say anything!
Is there anything you can say?
Can you say it?
If you say it, I'll say it.
What is it?
Starting with "kid's outburst,"
I have a request for Masumoto-san, who is talented in songwriting and composing.
Please sing a Japanese famous song.
I'm good at that.
Is that so?
Yes.
As an example...
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
Try adding a song to it.
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
Adding a song...
How many seconds was it?
I didn't count it today.
I didn't watch it.
How many seconds was it?
How do you want me to do it?
Just say what you're good at.
I can do anything.
I can do "nanichou" but...
If you say "nanichou" it'll be weird again.
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
I can do 50 kinds of this.
That's a common pattern.
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
This is still wrong.
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
Potatoes...
Potatoes are good in Hokkaido.
My head...
My head is still...
It's still hurting a little.
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