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We will now begin the trial of Akihiro Onuma and Dokechi.
First of all, please be seated, Prosecutor and Court of Appeal.
Next of all, please be seated, Akihiro Onuma and Dokechi.
Akihiro Onuma, a famous young man, has been entertaining people with his charming personality.
However, it is a terrible crime and it is clear that people around him are suffering a lot of trouble.
Therefore, we will sentence him for the crime of Dokechi and acquit him of his sins.
Moreover, all evidence and testimony are facts.
We will now begin the trial of Akihiro Onuma and Dokechi.
Prosecutor Hamada, please call for evidence and testimony.
Yes.
Everyone...
May I say something?
Yes, please.
Akihiro Onuma...
Yes.
He wears private clothes.
That's right.
Please refer to it.
It's a thick fishing board.
It's thick, isn't it?
Yes.
By the way, I also received those jeans from the program.
It just so happened that those jeans didn't have a band member.
Don't give me that kind of jeans on a Friday!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
This time, in order for you all to understand more about Onuma,
I've made a proof video.
Onuma
That was surprising.
Well, I think Onuma made a decent amount of money at the time,
but I didn't think it would turn out like that.
It's about the time when Onuma invited Aidy and the three of them out for a meal.
Here, I'll split it up between you and me,
so you can eat whatever you like.
Thank you very much!
And the meal ended.
Onuma-san, I think a thousand yen each would be enough for the two of you.
Ah, I see.
Then pay for it.
Thank you for the meal.
Yeah, sure.
Well, let's go.
By the way, how much was it?
One thousand nine hundred yen.
Wh-what?!
T-then give me back fifty yen.
It's a bad feeling, so give me back fifty yen.
It's mine, isn't it?! Give it back!
Well, I invited them myself,
and it was a bad feeling.
I didn't think they'd get that mad over fifty yen.
No, I was surprised at the time.
That was when I was acting.
One day...
It was dinner time, and everyone decided to order food.
I'd like to order food, but what would you like?
Food? What should I do? Ordering food is expensive.
But this lunch box is 1,000 yen, and everyone will eat it.
Is that so? Well, 1,000 yen is fine.
30 minutes later, the food arrived.
Here you go!
Thank you for waiting!
And the lunch box started collecting money from everyone and went to Onuma.
Onuma-san! It's 1,030 yen!
What?!
What's 1,030 yen?! It says 1,000 yen here!
Why is it 1,030 yen?!
Well, it's consumption tax...
I didn't ask you that! You said 1,000 yen!
I won't pay you more than that!
I was really angry.
In the end, I paid 30 yen and solved the problem, but...
I don't want to be involved with him ever again.
It was when I was doing a show called "Downtown Shogun."
I felt like I had seen something I shouldn't have seen.
It was after the recording of "Downtown Shogun," which was held every week.
This show had a lot of inventions that were closely tied to life,
and many daily necessities were used as children's toys.
After the recording, while the staff was cleaning up,
there was one man who made an uneasy movement.
It was when I was doing a show called "Downtown Shogun,"
Let's see... mayonnaise, tissues, and even vegetables.
There's a lot of leftovers today.
A big pile of food for children who are about to use it from one day to the next.
There's a lot of food today as well.
You only had daily necessities.
I think you have a pretty good life.
There's a new 5 billion yen fishing incident.
Is it okay for you to fish for 5 billion yen?
What do you think about it?
Well, it was supposed to be 50% off...
No, I think it's 50% off!
We're all juniors!
No, but I think I'm right about that.
Well, it's true that you said 50% off, so 50 billion yen is 50 billion yen.
It's not a matter of money or money.
That's what it is.
Even if you make it 30% off...
You should pay me 30% off!
No, I make 1,000 yen a day for lunch.
Oh, yes, yes.
And I didn't ask you about the consumption tax.
Even if you say you didn't ask...
How old are you?
I'll be 35.
35?!
What?! Are you trying to stop us?!
Oh, you're right.
Oh, you're right?!
I think you have a pretty good style for that age.
35?!
Yes.
Are you married?
Yes.
And is your wife deciding it for you?
No, well... I'm independent...
What?
What did you say?!
I'm independent...
What do you mean?
Well...
I spend a month on my own...
Oh, you've decided it yourself, right?
Yes, that's right.
Well, it's okay. Please sit down.
Well, let's continue. Please watch one more video.
It happened at a drinking party.
I met a broken person.
I met a broken poet.
Mr. Otoma, you're a good singer!
Hey, Otoma, hurry up and put in the song!
The time is set, so you have to sing it!
And two hours passed.
Excuse me!
It's time, so please give me your feelings.
Oh, yes, I understand.
Mr. Otoma, please pay me!
Even though he knew it,
Otoma ignored him and chased him away.
What's wrong?
We'll pay you, too!
How much?
It's okay, it's okay!
Don't worry about it!
Then I'll pay you with my card.
I'll ask you later!
Everyone, I'll pay you, so you don't need money.
Really? Yay!
Leave it to me!
I'm calling a witness.
Then I'll call a witness.
Witness, please come in.
Please, witness.
I'm Otoma, the director.
Obviously, it's Otoma's card!
I think you're going too far with this.
No, it's true!
Yes!
It's true!
No, it's just that I put my hand on it.
Um, you took it away.
Wait a minute, you put your hand on it?
What do you mean?
No, I put my hand on the card...
Why did you do that?
Why did you put your hand on it?
It's Okutomo-kun's card, right?
Why did you put your hand on it?
No, we'll split it up later.
Um, in a male team.
Yeah.
So, I put my hand on the card...
I have the authority to put my hand on the card.
What about it?
No, I put it like this...
No, that's wrong!
That's wrong!
It has nothing to do with the prize money!
That's wrong!
By the way, do you have a card?
Yes.
Then you can put it out, right?
Yes.
Um, when I go out for a drink...
I leave it behind.
You asked for it, right?
You asked for it!
Yes.
Why do you leave your card behind?
But...
In Warikan...
Well, I was wondering who had the card.
But you're the oldest, right?
Yes.
Of course, if you ask for it...
Even in Warikan, leaving it behind is of no use to you, right?
That's right.
I see.
I'll say it for the first time!
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
I understand.
That's wide.
That's really wide.
Otomo-san, thank you very much!
Um...
Then, um...
You still have more?
Yes, I'll show you a VTR of another incident.
You still have more?
A staff room for kids.
As usual, they're working.
Oh!
You guys...
Aren't you hungry?
I'll feed you, so come with me.
What?!
Really?!
Onuma-san, where are you going?!
Just shut up and come with me.
Huh? Where is he going?
Other programs should be recording here, but...
Oh, it's here, it's here.
What?!
This place's bentos are good.
You guys should come and get some too.
You don't have to hold back.
Please come in.
Witness, you too.
Yes.
May we?
Yes.
Please, witness.
I'm Tsutsumimoto, director.
First of all, what program is this recording?
This is a Japanese TV program called "Koi no Karasagi".
Hahaha.
Onuma-san is not involved in the program.
No, I'm not involved at all.
I see.
There's a good place nearby.
He said there's a good place nearby, but it's too close!
Hahaha.
It's a different school of studio.
It's close, but...
The bentos here are good.
Are those bentos good?
They are good, but...
I eat them in the lobby.
Hahaha.
You don't take them home?!
Yes.
Why is that?
I don't know, but...
Are you trying to be busy?
I eat as if it's nothing.
You said you'd take them home, and I think you knew what "take them home" meant.
Stand up!
Yes.
What's going on?
Is this true?
I've been thinking about this for a while now.
When we're recording, we bring a lot of bentos home.
A lot of them?
Yes.
We can't just eat the leftovers, right?
That's what you were thinking, right?
Yes, that's what I was thinking.
To be honest, that happens on our show too.
These are fresh, so...
Instead of throwing them away in the middle of the day,
it's better to eat them.
But you've been thinking about that for a long time!
Why did you eat them in the supermarket?
Well...
If you don't think about it, it's like a crime.
Crime?
It's not a crime!
I have another simple story.
Do you have a story?
Yes, I do.
It was during our break from recording.
I was with Onuma-san, and I was a little thirsty.
I thought I'd go buy some juice.
It wasn't close by.
There was a young man next door.
A Japanese young man?
Yes.
I was trying to buy juice there.
And you found it there?
Yes.
It was about 100 yen.
But as soon as I tried to put it in,
it was a tourist-oriented price.
It was 150 yen.
That's expensive.
The moment I saw it, I said, "I can't drink it!"
I can't drink it like that!
What's that supposed to mean?
You're too scared!
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you making fun of me?
I saw it and said, "I can't drink it!"
In the end, I bought it.
You got scolded for no reason.
You paid for it?
Yes.
Hey.
Hey, don't underestimate me.
Is it true?
When you go up a mountain or something like that,
you can't help it if it's 40 yen because you brought it all the way there.
But in Tokyo...
You can't pay the tourist fees.
Now, let's continue!
There's more?!
That's when he went to Isawa Onsen in Yamanashi Prefecture.
Hey, young man! Hurry up and change and let's go to the party!
Sakamoto-san... I'm a little worried, but...
Won't you steal any money or something like that?
Then, why don't you put it in the safe over there?
Oh, that safe... Is it okay?
Yes, I'll do that!
I'm going first!
The party began and the staff got excited.
Hey, young man! What about the money?
Did you put it in the safe?
Yes, I put it in the safe, but...
I was a little worried, so I put half of it in the safe and brought the other half.
Seriously?! You're really careful!
So, how much did you bring?
Two thousand yen.
Two thousand yen?!
Then, you only brought one thousand yen into the safe?!
I was worried about something happening, so I split it in two.
Judge! Is it okay for you to make a statement about this incident?!
Well, of course you know what we're talking about right now.
Yes.
Is there anything else you put in the safe?
When I came back and opened the safe, there was only one ballot.
So I put it in and...
Wait, did you pull it?
Isn't that a skit?
Is this the truth?
When I go on a trip, I have a habit of separating my safe and wallet.
And...
That habit is...
Well, I think it's a good habit, but...
Even if you say "habit", it's young people who put in 1,000 yen.
It's not something you did for your own happiness.
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Now, finally...
The VTR of the case in which this large-scale robbery appears in a zombie.
[VTR of the case in which this large-scale robbery appears in a zombie]
There was one in Yoshinoya.
That was when we did a location shoot in Yoshinoya before.
Ah, I remember this.
After the location shoot...
The producer, who received a beef bowl for free from the shopkeeper...
Hey, you guys!
I got a beef bowl for free!
Everyone, share it!
Yay!
Seeing that scene, the shopkeeper...
Arrested Eddie and said...
Hey!
What did you just get?
It's a free sword from Yoshinoya.
Give it to me!
Give me that sword!
It turns out...
Eddie stole that sword from him.
That night...
Give it to me...
We're eating out tonight!
Hurry up and get ready!
Really?!
Yay!
It's been a while since we ate out, so we're having an omekashi.
The two of you have arrived at...
Yoshinoya!
And of course, you'll have to pay...
...with this Tadaken!
Your Honor, we've called witnesses for this case as well.
Yes.
Witnesses, please come forward.
I'm Eddie Takahashi.
Yes.
I'm a witness.
As you all know, Onuma is the director.
Yes.
And Takahashi is the assistant director.
Yes.
Our ages are completely different.
That's right.
How many tickets did you get?
I got all of them.
All of them?!
Come on!
I thought you'd at least get one or two.
I still have more to say about this.
Onuma-san also got tickets.
What?!
Wait a minute!
I guess it can't be helped.
What do you mean?!
You bald...
What?!
What do you mean?!
How many tickets did you get in the beginning?
Five.
How many times did you take your wife with you?
Five or six times.
And I think I also got mad at A.D.
"Got mad"?
What do you mean "got mad"?
You've been mad at me for a while now!
You're bald!
You should think about it now!
I understand.
That's enough, right?!
Yes.
Everyone, we're sorry!
We're sorry!
It was more than I expected.
No, it was more than I expected.
I didn't think it would be like this.
There's a lot of stuff coming out.
As I thought...
Are your eyes dead?
To be honest...
Are your eyes rotten?
I didn't look like that at the time, but I saw it a lot today.
They were rotten.
I was cooking.
I think this is completely guilty, but...
Guilty is...
Please announce the verdict.
The defendant, Ohnuma...
With his strange sense of donation...
He caused a lot of accidents...
And caused trouble for people.
Therefore, without a defense's permission...
The verdict is...
A fine of one million yen!
Or...
You can dance "Jenny Jenny Dance" on the street!
But if we say the truth...
We just want to hit you!
But if we can't do that...
Then we can't do it.
Either of you!
Yes.
Dance.
Don't pretend like you're troubled!
Jenny Jenny Dance
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Dear Matchan
Happy Birthday
Congratulations
Before you say goodbye, could you say a few words for us, Mr. Yamazaki?
I'm happy enough with just this.
Well...
Matsumoto Itoshi gave birth to...
...a few...
...painful children.
But...
...but...
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