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In the past three times, the lure-fishing masters of the entertainment world have competed for the entertainer black bass fishing championship.
This time again, the fishermen are determined to win with their men's pride.
The first and second times, Matsumoto won continuously.
Last year, Itoi Shigesato won for the first time.
Who will be the winner of this year?
The fourth time, in Gaki no Jikai Alliance, the entertainer fishing championship is approaching!
Gaki no Jikai Alliance
Now! We have started!
We do it every year.
Gaki no Jikai Alliance Lure-fishing Championship.
First of all, this person!
How is it?
Recently, on holidays, in the park, children play gachiball and have fun.
Hamada Matsumoto-san! Ah, he's here, too!
Did you invite me and come here?
I'm sorry, I'm the host.
I'm the host.
Thank you for having me.
Are you an amateur?
No, I'm not!
It's my sixth year.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I've never won a championship before.
That's right.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes.
I won't do my best today.
Please catch a big one.
That's right.
I'm jealous.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let's continue.
Recently, the mortality rate has increased by 40% or less.
Yes.
A chubby man!
Matsumoto-san!
Ah!
It's dangerous!
Hey, hey, hey!
Why are you doing that?
I'll die like this!
It's dangerous like this!
I'll do my best today, too.
Yes.
Well, it's been a while since I've won a championship, so I'm aiming for it.
Yes!
Well...
What are you doing?
Why are you doing that?
It's going to open, so I can't use it.
No, it's nothing like that.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let's continue.
Yes!
Now, let's continue.
Yes!
Mr. Okuda and Mr. Tamiyo are in trouble because their PUB-E!
Thank you for having me.
Nice to meet you.
What are we going to do?
Well...
I don't know yet.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Let's go!
Every time I say "long legs" I smell good shampoo.
I'm N.G. Yosuke!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Nice to meet you!
There's nothing.
Did you wait for me?
Thank you for your cooperation!
The next person is amazing.
It's his first appearance.
He's a super big guest!
Mr. Yamazaki Yohde!
Thank you for your cooperation!
I finally became a celebrity 11 years ago.
I'm in the same rank as you all.
I heard you're the same age as Eguchi.
I'm the same age as Eguchi.
I'm a close friend of yours.
Oh, you mean my voice?
Your voice!
What's up with your voice?
I drank a lot of alcohol on stage.
I'm a big fan of you.
The last one is...
It's Itoi Shintoshi!
Tell me your name!
You won last time, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
I see.
I was banned from talking.
Before we start,
Mr. Tanaka will say hello to you all.
Say hello to everyone!
Thank you!
You guys are like...
I don't know what B-class talents and C-class copywriters can do together, but...
I don't know what's fun about fishing a fish even if you can't catch it, but...
Anyway, good luck, everyone!
Ready, set, go!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's been a while since I've been to Kawaguchi-ku, so it doesn't look too good.
But I don't want to lose to them!
Nice to meet you.
Today, I'm in 4th place.
Personally, I want to have fun.
It's been a while since I've been fishing, so I want to be in 2nd place.
I don't know how to say it, but I want you to have fun.
Hey! Why are you so far away?!
Good morning!
Because of the rain, there are many fishermen and the condition is unstable in Kawaguchi-ku.
Of course, you can only catch one fish at a time, and you start casting.
This is Hamada and Okuda's musician duo.
What about windy days like this?
The wind is strong and the condition is bad.
It's a mess from the start.
Itoi's father seems to be catching a lot of fish.
On the other hand, this is Matsumoto and Itoi's father's gag duo.
I have a bad feeling about this.
What could it be?
It could be...
A boat ride and a drop?
No, no, no. Not even one.
I think it'll be fine.
You think so?
All right!
The first hit is Itoi's father.
Here you go. Thank you very much.
Is it big?
No, it's small.
I gave it to Itoi, too.
What? Really?
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
Hamada and Okuda are in a hurry.
And this is Enchi and Yamazaki's blind date duo.
Yamazaki, is the internet ready?
Yes, it is.
The internet is ready.
I'll save you anytime.
Any amount of it.
For some reason, Yamazaki is honored.
And what is Yamazaki's first prey?
It's a big fish.
A big fish?
A big fish.
This one.
Huh?
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
Is it a big hit?
Oh, it's coming!
Ah!
The two feel the response.
No, but it's coming a lot!
It's coming a lot, isn't it?
It's coming in!
Idiot!
On the other hand, Hamada and Okuda have no luck at all.
Come on!
Idiot!
Hamada is already in a good mood.
His expression is serious itself.
If you come to a place like this, you can't throw it!
Go away!
I'll hit it!
30 minutes have passed since the start.
Matsumoto also has no luck.
He hasn't caught anything since then.
For now, if I catch one, I'll be in luck.
Matsumoto also looks impatient.
It's coming!
Here is Yamazaki's first hit!
It's coming!
Where is it?
Wait for me!
All right!
Pull it out!
Yeah!
You did it!
It's coming!
You got me first!
I haven't caught anything yet.
He keeps saying he's tired and has a cold.
He's weak.
He's really weak.
I got it!
Matsumoto got a hit!
I got it.
It's not bad.
It's not bad, right?
It's not bad.
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Slowly.
Raise your rod.
Slowly.
I didn't lose it!
Okay!
I'm glad!
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm glad!
You're good.
I haven't caught anything this big in a while!
Matsumoto has a bad feeling about this.
Hamada and Okuda move their spots.
Is that what happened?
Okuda got his first hit!
This is really small.
Is it okay?
I got it!
I got a big one.
Seriously?
This is bad.
Eiguchi and Hamada are the only ones who haven't caught anything yet.
It's time to bring in the fish!
I brought in the fish!
Bring in the fish!
Thank you!
Eiguchi-san is over there.
Yes.
He said it's bad.
So we brought in fresh fish.
So you brought in calcium?
That's right!
We still have some.
And this is...
Wada Calcium.
It's still the same.
I'm sorry.
Take this calcium...
Thank you.
...and make it stronger.
What's going on between you two?
We're having fun!
Having fun?
Talk to me!
Show me what you've got!
I can't talk if I don't drink!
I didn't catch anything, right?
No.
That's good.
What a kid.
Hamada is frustrated.
At that moment, the rod got bigger and tighter!
What's this?
Good morning!
What's this?
Hey, look at this! This tightness!
It's coming this way!
You're kidding me!
Are you serious?
What's up with you?
Why am I like this?
Eguchi is also in a hurry.
If this is over and I'm bald, it'll be a little unpleasant, right?
I got it.
It's bad.
I got it.
At that moment, Hamada got his first hit!
Is it coming?
Oh, this one looks big!
Oh, it got away!
Are you kidding me? No, it's on!
It's okay, just leave it like that.
It's big!
Should I reel it in?
Yes!
It's big!
Yes!
It's big!
It's bad!
It's bad, right?
It's bad!
Eguchi is in a hurry.
Yes!
Can you show me?
Yes!
Over there!
Hamada is in a commercial.
He's in a brandy V8!
We have a telegram for you!
A telegram?!
Mr. Okuda!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Kokoriko!
Nice to meet you!
You guys...
We'd like to make our first debut as you, Mr. Okuda's producers.
Thank you for your support!
At that time, Itoi caught his second fish!
It's around there, isn't it?
It's coming!
It's really coming!
Are you serious?
I'm starting to feel the pressure!
On the other hand, Matsumoto, who hasn't caught a single fish since he caught his first fish,
Kokoriko brings him there!
Hey!
B-class talent!
What's up?
I caught one, but…
You did?
Itoitan caught two.
What's up, C-class rider?
C-class…
Yes, you are C-class, too.
Let me tell you something.
First of all, I have a question for Itoitan.
Go ahead.
Since you don't have a sense of humor,
you often get caught up in humor and jokes.
I think it's important.
Itoitan's modification course.
I like it.
This is as it is, isn't it?
Yes.
I think it's good.
I've been reading about geniuses, but it doesn't work for me.
You have a good sense of humor.
Thank you very much.
I have another question for you, too.
Yes, what is it?
It's the same book.
"Food Classics".
Thank you very much.
Why is it so easy to understand?
I always have my cell phone here.
Is that so?
Thank you very much.
You are a pervert, aren't you?
You are a pervert.
You are a pervert and you are a pervert, aren't you?
You only think about weird things even when you are racing.
I'm also a pervert, but I can't beat you.
I can't beat you.
I've finally lost.
Have you seen "Hamada"?
No, I haven't seen it, but I heard it's pretty big.
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
I was very happy and heard it's pretty big.
I heard it's pretty big.
It's as big as "Macadamia Nuts".
If you say "Nuts", it's as big as "Macadamia Nuts".
It's as it is.
Stand up a little more.
Wow, it looks big.
No, it's big.
Stand up.
I'm standing up.
Yes!
It's big.
Thank you.
I'm not in your way.
You're in my way.
Everyone!
It's "Downtown Lure Time"!
"Downtown Lure Time" has been introduced since last year.
This time, it has been newly developed for fishing in earnest.
Who will win the prize?
Let's choose.
First of all...
Musician team, please.
Hamada Lua.
Please say your name.
Matsumoto Lua.
I caught it first!
I caught it in Matsumoto tour!
Matsumoto san.
I'll say Hamada Lua.
Matsumoto san will say Hamada Lua.
Eguchi san will say Matsumoto Lua.
Matsumoto san will say Hamada Lua.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, start!
Start!
How good is the downtown Lua?
It's swimming.
It's swimming well.
It's not zero chance of catching it.
It's not zero.
It might be better than last time.
Matsumoto Lua is plain in color.
Eguchi might catch it.
It's clear.
It's a waste of time.
You won't catch it.
Hamada Lua prize is 100,000 yen.
Do you have time?
You know you won't catch it.
That's why you say 100,000 yen.
You're wrong.
It's neither good nor bad.
Downtown Lua time is over!
I'm glad!
Eguchi is completely alone.
I won't catch it.
Why?
It can't end like this.
Eguchi is asking himself and repeating himself.
He was shouting in his heart.
Did it run away?
That one was big.
I didn't think it would die like that.
How is it?
Huh?
Are you fishing?
Why are you Tamio?
It's a fish.
Why are you Tamio?
Huh?
What kind of character is that?
I know it's hard to get in.
It's nothing like that.
Tamio, how is it?
I'll do my best.
Do it.
Yes.
I said a little too much.
Tamio is done.
I said a little too much. I'm sorry.
Eguchi, who repeatedly moves to small cuts and searches for points, changed his lure and went out for the last cast.
There was a man's will there.
It's definitely a fish.
Is this how you do it?
Huh?
It's here.
It's here!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Wait a minute.
The drag is...
The drag is hard.
It's big!
What are you doing?!
Wait!
It's big!
It's here! It's here!
It's big!
It's here! It's here!
It's big!
The prey has finally arrived!
Will Eguchi's wish come true?!
Stop once and...
Oh, it's big!
No, it's not like that. It's not like that.
Eguchi, you caught something!
Wow!
Did you catch it?
There's no one here who hasn't caught anything.
Good job.
It's dramatic, isn't it?
Iguchi, who is in a good mood, catches a consecutive hit and chases him.
The loser and other members repeat hitting until just before the end of the game.
And finally, the time is up.
To be honest, I think I'll win.
I don't know if I can win.
I don't know what it is, but I think I'll win no matter what I do.
Please look forward to it.
Then, we'll announce the results of the game show!
Thank you for your hard work!
What about you?
I think I'll win.
I don't think I can do it.
Really?
Is this enough?
Here it is!
This is amazing!
You can't do that!
Mr. Yamanaki is...
What is this?
21...
22...
22 points!
How about you, Eguchi?
I don't think I can do it.
Why don't you give it a try, Eguchi?
Here we go!
8?
8!
8.5!
This is terrible!
There are five of you!
This one is a little small.
Which one?
This one or that one.
8!
It's 8.
8!
Wow!
What is it?
It's big!
Who is it?
It's big!
This one is big!
It's the one before you.
30!
30?
30!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's too small.
It is.
It's too small.
I'm gonna try it through the water.
Hurry up and give it!
Please!
Stretch it for me!
35!
35 centimeters!
Lastly, Amano-san!
Is there such a thing?
Wow! It's big!
It's big!
Yes!
The winner is...
Amano-san!
Thank you!
It's my first win!
I'm sure you're lying!
Ryo Shojo!
You have passed the fourth Chiki-chiki entertainer fishing exam...
You're terrible!
Four years?!
You have passed the fishing exam.
You don't read the atmosphere around you and you don't laugh much.
What are you talking about?!
You don't say things like that!
July 1st, 2020, you will win this award.
Congratulations!
You're the number one Chiki-chiki entertainer in Taiwan!
Thank you!
This award is for all of you.
Congratulations!
This is your trophy!
Congratulations!
The winner, Hama-chan, will receive this trophy.
And for the second place, Okuda-san...
This is for you.
A second place T-shirt!
Thank you!
Number two T-shirt!
And for the third place, Eguchi-san...
13.5cm!
Number three T-shirt!
Thank you!
Number four T-shirt!
Thank you!
Number five T-shirt!
Thank you!
And for the last place, Kosei-san...
22cm!
Thank you!
A human T-shirt!
A human T-shirt?!
What are you talking about?!
You're terrible!
And for Hama-chan...
Please read it!
Thank you!
It's better if it's Hama-chan, right?
I hope you don't get it wrong.
I'll give you this.
It's in autumn, and I'll stay overnight or two.
Please support me!
But I was number two.
Next time, I'll start again from fourth place.
OK, fourth and third place.
I'm getting better little by little.
Next time, I'll ask for second place.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please continue to support me!
I'm really frustrated.
I feel like I don't like it.
Next time, I have to get into the best three.
I don't like it when I go home.
That's all I want to think about.
Thank you for your hard work.
So, today's winner is a natural winner.
I won't be your opponent anymore.
Celebrities who boast of fishing watching TV.
Come anytime!