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High Tension, the Best!
Good evening!
It's started again this week!
That's right!
High Tension, the Best!
By the way, this segment is not very popular with the general public.
However, Mr. Ichimura of "Ichiran Ranjan" is very popular.
Is that so?
Well, if you're here alone...
High Tension, the Best!
This week's 10th place is...
"moro" Strike!
Kokoriko!
Tanaka Naoki!
47 points!
Please come this way!
Thank you for having me!
It's your first appearance and you're in 10th place.
Yes!
My last song ended up in 10th place, so I'm going to do my best with this song!
That song also ended up in 10th place, right?
Yes!
Well, Tanaka-san...
Yes!
Actually, your mother is on the phone with you today.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Well, then...
Yes, go ahead and talk.
Hello?
Who is it?
Oh, it's the real thing, isn't it?
You're using honorifics to your mother, aren't you?
Hello?
Mother!?
Yes!
Oh, but it's so sudden!
I'm so happy for you!
Oh, I'm happy for you, too!
Thank you!
Well, your son ended up in 10th place in the Best Ten.
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
Thank you!
No, it's nothing like that...
Just say something!
I'm surprised!
It's the real thing, isn't it?
Hello?
Please do your best for your mother.
Well, you know, Mother!
Yes!
Do your best!
Really?
Hello!
Are you doing well?
Yes!
Please do your best!
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Well, then, Mr. Tanaka...
Please stand by.
Thank you!
He's a little flustered, isn't he?
It's a little hard for him to do, isn't it?
Now, let's go!
This week's 10th!
Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki-san's...
"Moro Strike"!
Damn it!
Thank you very much!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, let's continue!
In 9th place, 76 points!
"Kojika's Story," Gokurakutonbou Yamamoto Keiichi!
Next, in 8th place...
121 points!
"Eye Patches," Ten Girls," Gokurakutonbou Kato Kouji!
Ah, excuse me!
Yes, viewers of TV!
In 9th and 8th place, Gokurakutonbou and I are taking a day off due to work.
Ah, is that so?
Yes! We hope you'll come back next time!
Please do!
Now, let's continue!
Next up is 7th place of the week!
163 points!
"A New Life," Ameagari Keiichi and Yasako Iroiki!
Hello! My name is...
Hello!
This time...
We're in 7th place.
We're in 7th place, but it's only you, Miyasako- san, right?
Yes.
And you, Hoteyara-san?
Well, I'm already out of rank.
Yes.
I'm working on a new song right now.
I see!
Yes.
Well, good evening.
Yes.
What's wrong?
No, it's fine.
What's wrong with you?
It's very serious.
Yes.
Well, I'm a little dissatisfied with 7th place.
Yes, yes.
I'm not sure about 7th place.
No, I'm confident about this song.
Yes.
Really, 7th place is really...
I can't accept it anymore.
Well, but there's also a pattern of it going up more and more next time.
No, 7th place this time...
I can't accept it anymore.
Yes, yes.
No matter how angry you are...
I understand.
Well, we're on standby for 7th place.
Yes!
Thank you!
Let's go!
This week, 7th place...
Ameagari Keiichi and Yasako Iroiki...
A New Life!
Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
I had a stomachache!
Ouch, I feel sick...
I'll get in trouble...
Idiot, hello!
Thank you very much!
What a sad result!
But I'm glad. I'm glad.
It's true that 7th place isn't easy.
I understand. Thank you.
Let's continue!
This week's 6th place is...
With 185 points...
Oh! Surprise!
Hamade Takasu!
This is his first appearance.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Unfortunately, due to business troubles...
Is that so?!
He can't come to the studio...
But we have a video.
Ah, is that so?!
Yes!
Let's watch it!
What's happening?!
He's still doing it.
It's cold, isn't it?!
This is too cold!
Thank you very much!
But...
That was 6th place, wasn't it?!
Let's continue!
This week's 5th place is...
254 points!
Yes! Hohohoi!
Here we have Endo Shouzou-san!
Last week's 1st place was Endo-san's 5th place.
What do you think?
It's strange for someone like me to be in 1st place.
Well, if you think about it, 5th place should be fine, right?
Do you think you can afford it?
Are you okay with being naked?
Endo-san, you've never held a woman in front of you since you became naked.
Well, it's been about 2 months.
I haven't even talked to a woman in front of me.
Then, please show us your 5th place!
Here we go!
Let's continue! This week's 5th place is Endo Shouzou- san's 5th place.
Yes! Hohohoi!
Do you know Puerto Rico?
Where is Puerto Rico?
Because what am I?
Yes! Hohohoi!
Hohohoi!
Thank you very much!
I think you're still in good spirits.
Well, it can't be helped if you're in 5th place.
Let's continue with this week's 4th place!
301 points!
"BS" - "IRAM" - "MI" - "ANIMAL" - "TEITAM" - "WASA" - "UN"
"KATTOBASE" - "KAKEFU" - That was "KAKEFU".
- I see. - Thank you very much.
What a wonderful mess you've made.
- Yeah, it's likely I'm the only hundred-payer wage earner here... - We'll do our best at "Kingism"!
- Please come to the 설! - Thank you very much.
- Can you not say the land names? - We'll do our best!
Now, let's go. This week's fourth place is "Animal Thief Monkey P.S. "I love you"
Animal Thief Monkey P.S.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really wonderful.
It's because of the whistle.
Yes, it's wonderful.
Now, let's take a break.
What?
Before announcing the third place...
Isn't it enough?
What are you doing?
Let's go to the third place.
Let's take a break.
Is that so?
Now, let's announce this week's spotlight!
Now, this week's spotlight is...
A sudden rise in popularity from outside of the prefecture!
This week's 23rd place is...
Mr. Yamasaki Hosei!
Yes!
Um...
Spotlight, right?
Spotlight, yes.
The previous song wasn't good at all.
It wasn't good at all.
Yes, yes.
So, um...
This time...
"Love's"...
No, not "love's"...
"Planet's" song!
It's a completely weird song, isn't it?
How high do you think you can go?
How high can you go?
But, Mr. Yamai!
Mr. Yamai!
It's not Hong Kong, you know.
It's because it's us...
that we're involved.
Please understand.
We're big-eyed.
You're lying!
We're involved with anyone, you idiot!
We're really big-eyed, you know.
Okay, stand by, please.
Okay, let's go.
Mr. Yamai was ranked 23rd this week.
His "Planet's" song is "Tsuppari Hen".
One, two, three, four!
If you're feeling well and determined today,
you can carry your life with you!
Wow!
More!
Tsuppari!
Help me!
Okay, thank you very much.
It doesn't make any sense.
Okay, let's go!
He must be the most excited.
Let's go!
3rd place is...
350 points!
"Men and Women Are Different"!
Mr. Fujii and Mr. Takashi!
Hello, Mr. Fujii.
Hello.
Mr. Fujii, you mean this is a new song?
Yes, it is.
It's your third song.
Yes, it's a new song, but somehow it's very strange.
It's a new song, so it's fine.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Fujii!
Last week, we received a telegraph from a friend of yours.
Yes, but...
If you don't buy an ondrea, you can buy it at Osaka's famous pachi-pachi punch shop.
It's George, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's George, isn't it?
Dear God, it seems that Fujii is in the top 10.
Is he okay? Please protect him.
Thank you for your support.
It's Mr. Kuwabara, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Kuwabara, Mr. Kazuo...
It's really fine from now on, even if you don't care about me like this.
Oh, I see.
How about you, Mr. Standby?
Huh?
Mr. Standby.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
Are you offended?
No, I'm not!
Let's move on to this week's third place, Mr. Fujii Takashi's "Men and Women Are Different"!
♪ Men and women are different ♪
He was very straightforward.
I see!
He did it for me.
I'll remember it like this.
The second place of this week is...
With 449 points, "human human eyesight", "I won't let you say goodbye anymore", "Ritton Investigation Team", "Mizunotoru"
Not "let you say" but "don't say"
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes?
Ritton-san.
Yes?
I can't come to the studio because of work.
Oh, is that so? I went up in rank.
That's right.
Well, it was the same last time, but again, this time, you have a phone call with him.
Hello?
Are you Mizuno-san?
Oh, it's my partner Fujiwara.
Oh, are you Fujiwara-san?
Yes.
Where are you now?
Right now, I'm at Hamamatsu for work.
Hamamatsu?!
Yes, I've been busy lately.
Yes.
Are you Mizuno-san?
Yes, can you hear me? I'm already very excited.
Yes, yes.
Yes, I've been excited all day.
Oh, is this Mizuno-san's voice?
That's right.
Yes.
This is a wonderful video.
Yes.
Well, then, human speech, please!
Everyone, I'm going to conduct an experiment!
Put on your baseball hats! Put on your baseball hats! Put on your baseball hats!
And now, I'm not going to give you any riddles!
I'm going to run away!
Give me water! Water!
Talk! Talk! Talk for a long time!
Don't hang up!
Put on his glasses! Put on his glasses!
Put on his glasses! Put on his...
That was a little long, but whatever you say, this is already second place.
It's second place!
It's going up, right?
So, who's in first place?
That's right.
It can't be! Let's see who's in first place!
Yes!
Please wait for this week's first place!
This week's first place is 524 points!
Yosh! Hurricane! Jealousy! Kokoriko! Endo! Shouzou-san!
Wow!
Two songs in first place!
And one of them is a new song and it's first place!
Well, about this song...
It's a song we released before "I HOPE"...
Huh? What's "I HOPE"?
"I HOPE"...
You released it before "I HOPE"?
The song we released before "I HOPE"...
Well, thanks to "I HOPE"...
It was popular...
On the contrary, "I HOPE" brought it here!
That's right!
Right?!
It's really wonderful!
Don't you think it stands out when you wear something like this?
This extra meat...
It's not only for girls...
What is it?!
It's the cruel...
Desire...
To become a gentleman...
Let's have them stand by!
It's wonderful!
Go from the back!
Now, let's move on!
This week's number one!
With "Kogoriko" and "Shouzou"...
"YOSU"! "HURRICANE" and "GERASU"!
"HURRICANE" and "GERASU"!
It's starting now...
I will!
You can do it!
Thank you very much!
Well, well, well...
I guess I won't be in first place...
Let's take a picture together for the last time!
Okay! Pose!
Lalala...
The port is shaking, too...
The love is shaking...
He is a taxi driver...
Fashion!
All right!
Bag!
All right!
How is it lately?
How is it?!
Why are you repeating yourself?!
Well, the number of taxi drivers is increasing.
Increasing?! What are you doing?!
How is it since then?! Has it come?!
What is it?
Since you started running the business...
Machan! Can you write me a song?!
Has it come?!
No, but...
No, but wait!
Wait for me!
Ah, I got it. I got it.
Ah, you said it last week, right?
That's right, I said it so many times...
But...
Um...
That's right.
If you look me in the eye and don't look me in the eye...
It means nothing has come.
Ah, that reminds me!
I thought about it!
We should recruit artists who will sing the song of the taxi driver!
Ah, that...
Who do you want me to sing it for?
There wasn't anything like that, right?
That's right, that's right!
So, instead of me writing a new poem and making a song...
That taxi driver...
That famous song...
It's a song that can fight against the sun.
But...
Isn't that a plagiarism?!
I didn't say it's a plagiarism!
What kind of plagiarism are you talking about?!
It's like...
The blue mountain...
No, I'm taking the nuance, I'm taking the essence.
But it's not a plagiarism!
If you say it like that...
The g-pan I'm wearing is also a plagiarism of the one who came up with it!
Hey, don't make that face! You're scaring me!
You know...
The other day, I went to Countdown TV.
At that time, I was like...
Me too! You too, right?!
It's like...
The staff...
The staff who haven't worked at all...
They're really scared!
I know!
There's no such thing!
No, because...
When we're recording songs...
We go into the studio and say "Please!"
There's a song set...
And we have a set change...
Or rather, we have a chair while we're waiting...
Did you see?!
What did you see?
There are five pipe chairs!
That's good!
"Five" means "more than" or "less than"
That's what the members say.
Next to those pipe chairs...
There's a fluffy sofa!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Seriously?!
A fluffy sofa?!
It's completely different from a pipe chair!
With one of those...
You can buy about 30 pipe chairs!
Two fluffy sofas!
Boom!
I don't know! I don't know!
What kind of excuse is that?!
The other members sit in the pipe chairs!
And you and me...
If there were 7 of them, I'd go crazy!
It's obvious that you want us to sit together.
Of course! You're not the only one!
Why?! Anzania has 5 of them and Fuka Fuka has 2 of them!
Even if it's not in the video, it's downtown!
Even if it's not in the video, it's downtown.
I won't say it, but do you understand?!
Even in Fujiwara, there are so many people!
Well, well, well...
That's no good.
We were renovating our apartment for about a week.
It was noisy and hard to sleep in.
But that has nothing to do with Fujiwara.
It's just a normal conversation.
Fujiwara, you were pretty noisy again today.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's just a normal conversation.
Oh, really?
You're making me cry!
Oh, really?!
You look like you're in pain!
Oh, really?!
Is there construction going on above your back?!
Once, when Sanma-san was doing "Men and Women, Seven Men" and it was amazing...
When Kagechi-san came, everyone was amazing!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out!
It was amazing! I couldn't sleep in the dressing room!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I screamed like this.
"You too! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I screamed like this.
I don't remember that.
Really?
I couldn't help it because I hated it.
Once I finished, I thought I'd say hello normally.
But in the dressing room, no, in the dressing room stage,
we were there, just the two of us.
"Over here!" I thought.
I thought that person would say it, too.
I see.
I thought that person would say it, too.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I thought that person would say it, too.
It's been a while since I said it.
Recently, I've never said it.
"Good morning! I'll give you a present!" I said it.
When I finished, I said, "Yes!"
Hey, I won't accept that kind of greeting!
Hey, I don't know which one!
"Come here! Come here, you!" I said it.
"Whoa!" I said it.
"Good morning!" I said it.