AISubs v3.5
I, and Downtown's side-by-side, side-by-side, side-by-side!
Aim for the first place!
Together! Grand Prix!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Today, we'll have you make interesting works with your butts!
Yeah!
This time, we'll give you prizes!
Oh! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
First of all, you'll choose a course!
Yes!
Southern course!
Yes!
And here, five tour producers...
Five "kiddy men"!
"Kiddy men"!
Out of you five, if you can name four of them...
Yes!
...we'll give you the same price you chose from the show!
I see!
If you can name less than four of them...
Yes!
...we'll give you the same price you chose from the show!
Oh!
Right?
You're the most expensive one!
Of course! We pay for our show too!
So, if you fail, you'll pay for it!
Ah!
And today, one of us...
You're in again...
We're "the visual "thiefs"...
"The visual "thiefs"...
"The visual "thiefs"
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright!
Yamazaki-san, which number?
Number one!
Seriously?
I'll go with number one!
Actually, I don't know why he chose number one, but I think there's some CD money in there.
I want to say "Number one, Yamazaki-san"!
And you, which number course?
I'll go with 3,000!
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
Shut up! You're a Benz, too!
You're a Benz owner!
Don't say that!
You're a Benz owner!
Alright! Let's go!
German!
Alright!
You're good!
What's good?
Alright, let's see.
Let's see what's behind it.
Let's see and think about it.
We're counting on you!
German?
Let's see.
Number one.
Yamasaki!
Hosei's masterpiece!
Number one!
Number two!
Wow, I can't take it anymore!
Seriously...
Motohichi and Yoshinogu laughed.
Just the two of you!
Wow, Motohichi!
You're out!
This is tough for the four of you.
This is bad.
How was it?
Motohichi and Yoshinogu laughed, but the other three didn't at all.
What?! Really?!
You guys!
Thank you very much!
The next challenger is...
Endo!
Endo-san!
Did you see that?
Yes, I saw it!
The first 50,000 yen course was a great success.
Yes, it was.
Now, how much will you pay for the course?
5,000 yen.
5,000 yen?
Yes, 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen is fine?
Yes, no matter what.
No matter what, 5,000 yen.
Understood!
Then, Endo-san, I'll pay you 5,000 yen!
Challenger number two...
Endo-san's masterpiece!
(laughs)
It was dangerous to sit with Motoichi.
Here you are!
As a result...
5,000 yen.
Yes.
Gold...
What?!
By the way...
I didn't hear any laughter in there.
Next contestant, please!
Thank you for coming!
No. 33 is...
Mr. Tanaka.
Yes.
Did you just watch it?
Yes, I did.
I can feel that it's very spicy.
What do you mean?
I know.
I don't know what to do.
It was 50,000 yen and 5,000 yen.
Yes.
Now...
Mr. Tanaka...
2,000 yen.
What is that?
Here we go!
30,000 yen!
I have a good feeling about it!
Really?
I have a good feeling about it!
It's not like I don't have a good feeling about it!
It's just the third one.
I have a good feeling about it for the first and second one.
Well...
Next time...
Let's do it in order.
Mr. Tanaka's masterpiece!
This is impossible!
Tanaka-san!
Yes!
30,000 yen!
Yes!
10 yen please!
Otsuru is about to buy a lot of money!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Next challenger, please come in!
Mr. Onuma-san!
Tanaka-san, what will you do?
I thought it was interesting just now, but I don't have much confidence in it, so I'll go for 25,000 yen.
25,000 yen!
Entry number four!
Mr. Onuma's masterpiece!
25,000 yen!
Mr. Onuma spent 25,000 yen!
Yes!
I'll give you 25,000 yen!
Thank you!
I'm not good at what I'm doing.
Now, it's time for the last challenger!
Please come in!
Yes, yes.
Did you see it at first?
Yes, we saw it!
From first to fourth place.
Well, generally speaking, all four of you are bad.
All four of you are bad?
Bad!
Oh, I see.
They're not good at all.
That horse of yours...
Yes?
25,000 yen.
It's not that evil.
It's true, it's true.
It's really evil, and it's really frustrating.
It's frustrating?
Now, up until now, it's been 53,000 yen...
Yes, yes.
...30,000...
Yes, yes.
...25,000 yen.
Yes, yes.
Now, Mr. Matsumoto...
Well, of course, I'm holding up a sign that says "down-turn"...
Of course!
Right? I've been walking all the way from the pass.
From the pass!
Right?
Yes.
70,000 yen!
Is it a shoot-out?
Well, it's the last round, though, right?
That's right.
Yes, yes.
Then, please get ready.
Yes.
70,000 yen course!
Now, for the last challenger...
Mr. Matsumoto's masterpiece!
[Music]
The end!
Yes!
But...
Wazumo-san!
Wazumo-san won 70,000 yen, right?
Yes!
70,000 yen!
Poof! I'll donate it!
Please win!
You did your best!
It's only three of us.
Three of you?!
Yes!
Everyone, if you don't think about it...
There's a knot between you!
You'll see my face later!
I hate you!
Well, I guess you're right...
Is that so?
Everyone, please stand up again.
Well, but...
Even so...
Wazumo-san won 25,000 yen.
He won it as a prize.
The result that shouldn't be number one is...
A prize of 155,000 yen.
I have a favor to ask of the four of you...
Could you let me play just one last game?
What's that?
Choose one person from the team...
And play what you've thought of.
155,000 yen.
A game of 155,000 yen.
Are you okay?!
No, I don't think I'm okay.
This is...
Well, I know it's difficult...
But for now...
I really hate paying.
Even though I worked so hard...
But I still have to pay...
It's like an expensive pot of money has run out.
I know what you mean!
In the end, only the white team won.
So, with the will of the talent...
Yamazaki's butt is used for the big challenge!
Will it be a one-time reversal?
In the second half of the show...
Here's your 155,000 yen.
Thank you!
The four of you...
Have teamed up!
Everyone in the world...
Please donate...
A total of 310,000 yen!
Everyone, please pay for it.
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care about that.
You pay for it!