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- What did you buy? - I don't know.
- What about you? - I don't know.
- What's up?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I don't know about you. - You've been busy lately, haven't you?
- It's about marriage. - Marriage?
- Yes. - You're getting married?
- I'm 34 now and I'll be 35 in September. - Yes.
- You're a young man. - Yes.
In a few years, you and I will be separated.
- You've made a big decision. - Yes.
- But you'll get back together, won't you? - Yes, we will.
My health is getting worse and worse.
- It's bad, isn't it? - I can't even raise my hand.
- It hurts when I raise my arm. - It's the worst.
- You can't concentrate. - I can't concentrate.
- You smell bad, don't you? - It's the worst.
- Anyway...
- I want to know what marriage is like. - Yes.
- I've been to someone's wedding. - Yes.
- But I've never been invited. - Right.
- I want to know what it's like for a groom. - Yes.
- I want to know about it through this show. - I see.
- I want you to experience love. - Yes.
- I don't want you to fall in love one day. - That's right.
- I've never done it before. - I see.
- Yamazaki. - Yes.
- Akimasan. - Yes.
- I didn't know you were such a bad person. - Yes.
- Anyway... - Yes.
- You're in a nursing school, right? - Yes.
- You're not in a gynecology school, right? - No.
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- I'm looking for a job. - Yes.
- I'm thinking about it. - I think you can work in Hamada.
- Why?! - What?
- Oops, it was too soon.
- But Hamada is the best. - Why?!
- It's obvious that you're a duo. - Yes.
- I'll give you one more chance. - Why?!
- Which duo are you working with? - No, I'm not working with them.
- You're stupid. - I'm refreshed.
- You're stupid. - I'm refreshed. Let's do it right now.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Please! - Why me?!
- You're stupid! - Let go of me!
- Let's go. - Hurry up!
- Why me?!
Can't you wait a little bit more time?
'Cause we are not afraid of the rain
Everyone can feel us
So let's get married
It's over, it's over
It's over
Thank you very much for coming and wish you all the best in your new year's resolutions.
Now I'd like to introduce the bride and groom of the Matsumoto, Hamada and Goryo families.
First of all, I'd like you to introduce yourselves.
Bride and groom of the Matsumoto, Hamada and Goryo families, please stand up.
Shindo Hitoshi was born on September 8, 1958 in Hyogo Prefecture, Amagasaki City.
She was very spoiled as a child and did everything with her mother.
However, her personality gradually improved after entering a private elementary school and after entering a state middle school and became a broadcaster.
After graduating from Amagasaki Industry High School with excellent grades, she entered NSC of Yoshimoto Industries and demonstrated her talent here.
She starred in Japanese TV programs "Downtown" and "Arahen", and hit many other programs, making her a real person.
She is also said to be very good at billiards, which is her hobby.
On the other hand, bride Masako was born on May 11, 1958, just like her husband, Hitoshi Shindou, in Amagasaki City.
When she was a child, she was full of energy like a boy, and although she was a girl, she was a representative of children.
Even after entering Shioe Elementary School like Shindou, her mischievous personality did not improve and she became popular at school.
In Taisei Junior High School, she worked with Hitoshi- san in the broadcasting club and graduated from Nissei Gakuen High School with excellent grades, and was admitted to NSC of Yoshimoto Industry.
After that, taking advantage of her mischievous personality, she achieved great success and made a great contribution to dramas and songs other than her main job of laughing, and also participated in the Kyohaku Singing Battle.
Such a meeting goes back to Shioe Elementary School, but it seems that the two of them became friends of the same class and were conscious of each other as friends.
After that, the two of them will go to different high schools, but they will meet again in three years.
Here, the feelings that they have been secretly thinking about will not be suppressed, and Hitoshi-san will propose to Masako-san and celebrate today's goal in day.
It's easy, but I would like to introduce you two.
Well then, I would like to start with congratulating all of you in the audience.
First of all, I would like to start with congratulating Mr. Suga Kenji-sama, who is both a Japanese TV broadcasting company and a production company producer, as well as a producer in downtown Gaki-no-Tsukai and Arahen.
I first met Hitoshi-san nine years ago.
I started Gaki-no-Tsukai about nine years ago because I wanted to do late-night broadcasts.
Then, in no time at all, I became a superstar.
Today, I met Suga-san for the first time, and the reason I chose Suga-san is not because I want to be a model like Hitoshi-san, but because I feel like I can protect Hitoshi-san as a mother in the future, and I am very happy about it.
Thank you very much for today.
Now, I, Shingo Shinpu, will proceed to enter this wedding cake.
If you two have put in your knives magnificently, I would like you to send me a grand blessing.
Well then, I, Shingo Shimpu, will enter the wedding cake.
Congratulations!
Here, we would like to celebrate your wedding and propose a toast.
We pray for more and more welcome from your family.
Cheers!
Congratulations!
Everyone, please come out.
Here, I, Shimpu, would like to stop the ceremony for a moment.
Here, I, Shimbu, would like to say a few words.
Everyone, please come out.
Congratulations! I'm glad you did.
We would like you to say a few words.
Here, we would like to stop the ceremony for a moment.
Thank you.
Here, I, Shimbu, would like to stop the ceremony for a moment.
Here, I, Shimbu, would like to say a few words.
Everyone, please come out.
Congratulations!
Everyone, please pay attention to the entrance of the bride and groom.
Now, bride and groom, please come in!
Time, for the love I've waited for so long,
I won't let you get hurt.
My wish has been granted.
Congratulations!
We are living in a happy moment with many flashes.
You're noisy.
I'm glad.
Congratulations!
I'm glad.
Congratulations!
It's like the sun.
I'd like to start with a congratulatory speech and a fun song performance.
First of all, I would like to congratulate Kokoriko and Yoshimoto, who belong to Shindou Shimpu.
Kokoriko and Yoshimoto will now say a few words of congratulatory speech.
Matsukosu-san, Shimpu's Matsukosu-san, congratulations on your marriage!
Congratulations!
Matsukosu-san, you've been making a lot of jokes in various places, and you've always made us laugh.
I'm sure you'll make jokes at home with Matsukosu- san and make us laugh.
But at night in bed, you may transform into Tsukkomi.
As a YouTuber, I'd like to tell you one story.
About a year ago, I was still working.
Matsukosu-san said to me, "I'll help you."
At that time, I heard a lot about marriage.
I think I'm the only one who hasn't heard it.
I'd like you to recreate it here and now.
It was an incident at a Chinese restaurant.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's very delicious.
This meatball is very popular in the neighborhood.
Really? It's very delicious.
Oh, one last one.
Kito-san, eat it.
No, you eat it.
Two hours later...
No, you eat it.
Let's get married.
Like this.
Let's get married.
I'm sure that's a lie.
You're not a alien.
You're just a man with a sigh.
I want to suck you in and stretch you out.
I'm sure that's a lie.
I want to suck you in and stretch you out.
The three of you should be humming together.
Don't panic, Ms. Toyone.
I'll show you who I am.
Don't panic, Ms. Toyone.
Don't be a prisoner of love.
That's not it, that's not it.
That's crying.
One, two, three, four.
Ms. Toyone, Ms. Toyone.
Take this, too.
You guys don't have any magic in you.
What are you doing?
We're doing a simulation.
Is it okay now?
Get up there and take off your clothes.
Again? Shut up.
I won't do it again.
You're playing with your face and doing that with your head.
I can't stand it.
Hey.
Hey, you.
I'm really mad at you.
Shut up. You're all making fun of me, aren't you?
Hey, you. Stop using that standard language.
I want you to say it.
As for the newly married couple,
for the sake of your reconciliation,
we will leave you here for a while.
Thank you very much!
(applause)
Once again, an even greater blessing will be granted.
(applause)
Now, I would like to take some time for the interview with the two proud men.
Thank you for your time.
First of all, I would like you to say a few words about your proposal.
Let's start with you, Shindo.
Well, my first kiss was...
after my first performance...
Your first kiss was after your first performance?
Yes.
At the time, I was glad that I received it.
It was from Masako.
From Masako?
Yes.
Well, Masako is now...
similar to Tendo Yoshimi.
(laughter)
She is very beautiful.
She smells like Osaka and is very good.
Yes.
She is very beautiful.
At that time, I had already said that I wanted to get married.
Well, if you do get married, you will have children.
Yes.
I don't know if I should say it here, but...
I have already...
(applause)
This is a little...
(applause)
This is a little sad, isn't it?
(applause)
I would like you to share some of your proud cooking skills with us.
Like making truffles.
(laughter)
I would like you to make truffles for me.
(laughter and applause)
You would like me to make truffles for you, right?
Yes.
Right, Masako?
Huh?
Right?
Yes.
Well, let's start the ceremony.
We would like to invite Mr. Hosei Yamazaki, who is the junior of the bride and groom, to say a few words.
Kikoshi-kun, Masako-san, congratulations on your wedding.
Are you my junior?
Masako-san, because...
Masako-san, you are such a charming person, and you are such a cute daughter.
Thank you so much for raising me.
In Franklin's words, there is a saying like this...
Today's day is twice as valuable as tomorrow's day.
I don't know why, but I've been living my life seriously.
Thanks to you, I was able to...
I was able to earn this seat.
Good morning.
Good morning, you too!
I'm serious about my life, and I think this is a real start.
How do you know?
How do you know my feelings?
Thank you so much for the speech that flew into my stomach.
That's what a moderator says.
You just say what you wrote in your book.
You called me until I said what you wrote in your book.
As a representative of the bride and groom of today's heroine,
I would like to say hello to all of you today.
I'm very happy that all of you have gathered here for me today, Masako and Tomo.
I'm very happy that we were able to give you this award.
"Happy"!
You want us to give you an award, don't you?
But! There's one thing I'd like to say to you all.
You're the ones who need practice.
You're better than me.
You can't go anywhere right now.
Thank you all for coming out today!
I'm glad you came, Masako.
Did you rehearse?
I've already reserved a room for you.
I want to take it off.
Then I'll take it off, too.
I'm going home!
What's wrong, Masako?
Are you stupid? Are you going to keep doing this?
Get out of here!
Are you stupid?
All of you, get out of here!
I wonder if she was that excited.