AISubs v3.5
- Well, we're all here to have fun. - That's right!
- But to have fun, you need this, right? - That's right!
- But having fun requires money, but that's for the general public. - Yeah.
- If you're a star like us, you don't need money for fun. - What are you talking about?
- We don't even have autographs. - We don't.
- We just need a picture or something like that. - You don't need money for that?
- We just use our faces. - With our faces?
- Yeah, with our faces. - Really?
- That's why we have so much money. - That's crazy!
- That's why we have so much money! - Are you serious?
- I'm serious!
- And you know what? - Yeah.
- You don't need anything. - Yeah.
- I'll give you 10,000 yen. - Yeah.
- But I don't need it. - But I'm pretty good, I think.
- Oh, you have a star, but you don't have a lot of money? - Yeah.
- And I'm like Olimo Masao. - Olimo Masao!
- Olimo Masao!
- Look, the car is coming up. - Huh?
- It's already... - Yeah.
- They know we're riding it. - Yeah.
- Wow! - Yeah!
- Where should we go? - What should we do?
- Where should we go? - There's a lot of traffic on this road.
- Yeah. - Should we go somewhere on the highway?
- Yeah. - For free?
- Huh? What? - Yeah, it's on the highway.
- It's on the highway. - No, I'm just sitting here.
- I can't take my face off. - Yeah.
- That's why we have wheels. - Yeah.
- Wow! - It's free on the highway.
- Can you take your face off? - Yeah!
- Is this the entrance? - Yeah, it's the entrance.
- Wow! - Let's go!
- Can you see me? - Yeah.
- Can you see me? - Hello, how are you?
- Hello! - Hello!
- Your face looks like money. - Is it okay?
- No, it's 700 yen. - 700 yen?
- Yes! - Here you go!
- Can you take a picture of me? - Yes, of course!
- Can you take a picture of Masao and Hama? - What?
- It's strange that you said "no". - It's probably new.
- Oh, hello! - Oh, hello!
- It's your father's new ticket. - Hello!
- It's absurd. - What?
- It's your new ticket. - It's absurd.
- I was just like "no", and it's already gone.
- It was too soon.
- What is it? - What is it?
- What's it about? - It's like...
- Yeah. - I guess you know what this is about, right?
- I don't know.
- He's serious about this, huh?
Let's get off.
What?
Let's get off.
You're getting off already?
Seriously?
You just got in the car and you're getting off?
Let's get off.
Seriously?
I'm getting hungry.
Yeah, me too.
He's hungry, too.
I'm a little hungry.
Yeah, me too.
But it's fine.
Oh, we're going to the right place.
There's a kindergarten here.
Oh, we're going there?
Let's go.
There's no kindergarten here?
No, there isn't.
You don't have to go to a kindergarten.
Oh, really?
Why do we have to go to a kindergarten?
Hello!
I'd like a glass of beer, please.
Okay.
Thank you for it.
I'm hungry.
That's not good.
Excuse me.
Thank you for it.
Excuse me.
Let's go.
Okay.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's good!
It's really nothing, right?
It's like nothing happened.
We're back to work.
Okay!
Let's keep it up!
Let's play!
Let's play today!
This is amazing!
We can play anything!
If it's a drugstore,
we should go and get some air.
That's right.
Can you give me some?
Everyone's a little sick.
Oh, really?
There's a drugstore over there.
Oh, there is!
Do you need money for this?
Oh, can I get isozin?
What kind of cold is it?
Oh, Isozin is fine for me, too.
Isozin?
Isogin.
The big one.
Isogin.
Oh, is it?
Isogin.
It's big, but it's really good.
Isogin.
You can take medicine with it.
Then I'll have two of these.
Yes.
How much is this, ma'am?
This is 2,800 yen.
Oh.
You can have it when you're done.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Why don't you pay me with your money?
What?
Money?
Will you pay me with your money?
Yes, ma'am.
Will you pay me with your money?
Yes, ma'am.
You can go now.
Yes, ma'am.
I understand.
I'll pay you.
No, no, it's fine.
Let's go.
How much is it?
8,850 yen.
Yes, ma'am.
Here you go.
Thank you.
9,000 yen.
Yes, ma'am.
Is everything okay?
Yes, ma'am.
Mom, you don't have to say anything!
You guys drank a lot of Western food, didn't you?
Yes, ma'am.
That's why we're here.
We're here to look good in Western food.
That's why we're here.
Do you guys have wallets?
We do.
You didn't bring your wallet, right?
What?
You didn't bring your wallet, right?
We didn't need it.
Well, you know...
We don't mind.
You guys have wallets, right?
We do.
We don't mind.
Wherever you go, we'll bring wallets.
Shall we put gas in?
Yes, we should put gas in.
Let's put gas in.
Gas in is great.
Okay, let's put it in.
Yes, let's put it in.
Hello!
How can I help you?
Thank you for watching.
- Regular. - Easy? - Yes.
- Do you have card? - No.
- Cash? - Cash? - No.
- Cash? - Yes.
- No? - Cash.
- What's wrong with cash? - Cash is...
How to process it is done with cash.
- That's exactly what we do in our electric meter. - I see.
But I don't know much about that.
- I can do it. - Here's 4,112 yen.
Yes.
- Oh, Mr. Hama. - Mr. Hama?
- I have something to say. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Mr. Yama, can you... - Huh?
Can you show me your wallet?
- No, I won't. - No, I won't.
- I'll just show you. - No, give it back.
- Give it back. - No, no.
- Mr. Hama. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Mr. Hama?
- What are you doing? - I'll tell you later.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, Mr. Hama.
- Huh? Isn't it free? - No, no, no.
- It's free, right?
- What are you doing? - Yes, please.
- Yes, yes. - It's free, right?
- Here's my wallet. - Yes, hello.
- Thank you.
- Bye, Yone-chan. - Bye-bye.
- Yes. - Yone-chan?
- It's definitely Yone-chan. - Yes.
- It can't be. - It can't be.
- Please, please. - It can't be.
- Give it back. - It can't be.
You just said you wanted a drink, didn't you?
I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything?
What did you say?
- What did you say? - Nothing.
What did you say?
- You didn't say anything? - Nothing.
What do you say? Do you want some tea?
- Yes. - To refresh yourself.
- Can you go for tea? - To refresh myself.
- I want to drink tea. - If you can go for tea, I want to go.
- Where is this place? - This area is...
- Kamikitazawa. - I see.
Kamikitazawa
- Yahata Mountain. - Yahata Mountain? Isn't it Hachiban Mountain?
- Endo! - Yes? - Don't talk too much.
- Don't tell me you're going to get caught. - That's right!
- It's amazing that we can earn money like this. - You know, I did some calculations. - You did? - Yes.
- It's 8,000 yen. - Oh, you calculated it? - Shall we go? - Shall we go? - Shall we go to the bathroom? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- See you later. - See you later.
- Hey, wait! - Hey, wait! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey, wait! - Hey, open it up. - Hey! - Hey, wait! - Hey, can you eat this? - What? - What do you mean?
- Look at Mr. Yamada's face. - Did you pay Mr. Yamada again? - Why? Why do you pay me? - It's a favor. - What is it? - 3,000 yen.
I didn't know it would be like that.
Why would it be like that?
Then don't call me!
It's not happening yet, is it?
What's wrong with you?
This is Shibasan's money.
What are you talking about?
This is the money Shibasan gave me.
There should be about 9,000 yen in it.
What did you do with Shibasan's money?
9,300 yen.
You're ridiculous.
Ridiculous?
You're ridiculous, too!
What are you talking about?
You're ridiculous!
You're young!
We did it all by ourselves.
Leave it to me.
I'll go and get some medicine.
No.
Not at all.
Take it all back.
Excuse me.
This is the cigarette I gave you earlier.
Oh, thank you.
And...
Yes?
Didn't you get my coin?
Oh!
You haven't gone home yet, have you?
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Yamazaki.
Idiot!
Why are you giving me this?
No, I'm serious.
How much is it?
5,160 yen.
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Here's 10,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
What do you mean?
You can't do it, can you?
You can't do it for free, can you?
I'll pay for it.
As a member of society.
I'm not saying you can't do it for free!
I'll pay for it!
I'll pay for it all!
You can't do it, can you?
We're the same, aren't we?
Forget it.
If you say that again, I'll beat you up and lock you up.
Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!
Tam-chan!
Tam-chan, you haven't changed an inch!
Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!
You're useless!
A nation
Kamiya-san and Genji-san are fine, but I'm not good.
Why?
It's been a while since I... what was it? I caught a cold.
You caught a cold?
Did you take medicine?
I did, but it was pretty bad.
You should go see a doctor.
I should go see a doctor, but...
I don't get fever even if I catch a cold.
You look fine.
But... I have a fever.
I have a fever and it's annoying.
You look fine. What's wrong?
The first thing I can't forgive is a nosebleed.
I see.
What's wrong with my hands?
I can't sleep at night because of a nosebleed.
If you have a nosebleed, you can look this way and sleep.
That's funny.
If you have a nosebleed, you can look this way and sleep.
What kind of human body is this?
You know, right?
Are you Japanese?
No, I'm not. Can you change your words?
No, no, no. We're already naked.
You look like you've been to eight countries.
I'm fine.
You have a nosebleed, right?
It's annoying and painful, right?
Yes.
When you look this way, you can clearly see that you have a nosebleed.
But you shouldn't panic, right?
Yes.
For a while, you can look this way with your mouth.
Then you can look this way with your nose.
I think it's okay.
But if you use it like this for a while, you can't do it anymore.
You can't do it anymore.
But you can't do it again.
Until you get a nosebleed?
Until you get a nosebleed.
I'm really angry.
But it's better than a nosebleed.
Which one of these is it?
Just open it.
But you shouldn't say anything to me about it.
What do you mean?
Don't say anything weird.
Weird?
Yes.
What is it? Is it open?
Yes.
That's fine, but you say something about it, right?
I don't like that.
I see, I see.
Yes.
But you only say it at that moment.
No, it's weird for me to say it.
But it's fine for me.
Sometimes you put something you made and put it here.
You shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't say that.
That's weird.
I don't like that.
I remembered!
I saw you on TV yesterday!
I told you everything!
You idiot! You're such a hypocrite!
Wait a minute.
I rarely watch TV at that time.
I don't know. There must have been something.
You know, when I put on my overalls, you came out as a couple.
What's up with you guys? Did you get slapped again?
It's the nation's duty!
I won't be one of you.
Why not?
I won't be one of you.
You don't know, do you?
Of course I know!
You did a good job.
You should have said it earlier.
You should have told me earlier.
You should have given me an injection.
A lot of people are dying this year.
Oh, really?
I'm giving you an emergency injection.
You're lying.
You're really going to do that on your own, aren't you?
On my own?
I shouldn't have gone to you.
You should have given me an injection first.
You shouldn't do things only for yourself.
So you want me to be old and go to you and give you an injection?
You should have said it.
You should have said you gave me an injection.
I gave you an injection, but you didn't give me one?
I don't know why you're so nice to me.
I should have said it.
Why?
If you have any delicious sweets, I'll wrap them in a tissue and give them to you.
You've never given me sweets before.
I haven't had any delicious sweets before.
But if you do, I'll do it.
I heard you have a high fever.
I don't care if I have a fever.
You're really...
You're really sad.
What are you talking about?
You make food and have a fever...
That's not true!
You're always right about everything you do.
What song is that?
Don't try to sing.
I want to hear the rest.
I think you should get married.
Look, there are fans like you.
That was good.
Louder!
Show your mercy!
Show my mercy?
Did you hear that Japanese lament?
It's a part of it.
Why don't you do it yourself?
Without any notice.
Do you want to die?
I'm working.
I don't want anyone to know.
No, no, no.
I just want you to be happy.
Louder!
Say "no"!
Every year, in summer, for the children of the city...
...they catch insects like beetles in the mountains...
...and talk to Matsumoto-san in the concrete jungle of the city...
...on a night when you don't even look at it.
Huh?
What do insects do in their nests when they're in their nests?
They're grinning.
They're grinning?!
Aren't they sleeping?!
Why are you laughing?!
You're stupid.
Tell me about it.
It's the first time I've heard them grinning.
Can I say something about ageha-cho?
Anything is fine.
It's his dream to become ageha-cho.
It's his debut.
Yeah, well...
Tomorrow is his first concert.
If you do it...
It doesn't matter if you do it or not.
The tickets are already sold out.
That's enough!
I'm telling you.
It doesn't matter.
Your dad and mom are coming.
Your manager is going to kill you.
What's with you?
That's because...
This...
No, I get it!
I totally get it, but...
That's just before it comes out, right?
What do you mean?!
No, I don't know.
For example, his age is about a week old.
His age...
Right?!
For example!
The sixth one is grinning, right?
It's before his debut.
The first one...
He's grinning, too.
It's about ageha-cho, right?
He wasn't grinning back then, right?
What are you doing now?
What?
What are you doing now?
I'm giving a lesson.
What do you mean, "lesson"?
I'm replacing "lesson" with "tanagi" in this case.
What was going on originally?
I don't know.
Why do I have to talk about "tanagi" for such a short period of time?
I want to go back to the beginning.
It's fine. What is it? You don't have to answer anything.
I'm asking you what you're doing for the first day.
The first day?
The first day is still "kappe kotoba" that came out of nowhere.
I see.
You're correcting yourself.
You're sleeping.
I'm doing it because it comes out.
For the first day...
You're correcting yourself.
Is your cheek still red?
I see!
For the second day...
What?
For the second day...
What?
What is it?
For the first day, you came to me and told me to give you a bath.
That's right! I was like, "Ah!"
I was like, "Ah!"
Be careful!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
You don't get it, do you?
When you're like this at night, you say you're sleepy, don't you?
It's the first time I've been so sleepy!
I get it! I get it!
Well, well, it's the next day!
It's already the second day!
Wake up in the morning and...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you do?
Well, I'll go see the president.
I see.
Thank you in advance!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, you're still sleepy, aren't you?
Yeah.
I'm happy for you!
I see.
It's already the second day!
You came out of nowhere yesterday!
It's already the second day!
No, no, I took a picture of you, you know?
Ah, I see.
They say you're in good shape.
I see, I see.
You've been chosen for it.
Of course.
(Laughs)
(Applause)
Whoa!
Isn't it great?
(Laughs)
Who said that?!
(Laughs)
The choreographer said that.
Ah, ah.
Hey, look at that.
Yeah.
Isn't it really great?
(Laughs)
That's...
(Laughs)
It's like a cup you're holding in your hand!
(Laughs)
Change the words properly!
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's always like that.
Ah, I see.
I get touched sometimes.
(Laughs)
Ah.
You know?
Yeah.
But you always smile.
I see.
Ah, I'm so upset!
When I get mad, I get angry!
Whoa.
That's all I've ever done.
Of course!
When the curtain opens...
(Laughs)
It's such a beautiful room!
(Laughs)
Huh?
What are you doing?
(Laughs)
This way!
That way!
(Laughs)
I'm going to drink it all!
(Laughs)
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