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9th Gaki no Chikai ga Araende Chiki Chiki Shinshun Dai Shinnenkai!
How many times have we done this?
I, Shiki, would like to do it again this year because my reputation is very good!
I'm Yamasaki Honsei!
And now, I'm Entaginawa, but...
Where did you start?
May Producer, Kenji Suga, please say a few words!
This year, I hope we can all get along and make an exciting and fun show together.
Don't say "get along"!
Let's have a good year together!
Let's start with a toast!
Hello, everyone! Good evening!
Good evening!
You're all in good spirits!
Good evening!
Hello, everyone! Good evening!
Good evening!
Hello!
Good evening!
Hello!
There are a lot of you here, but who knows about us?
Raise your hands!
I don't know anything!
I've never seen you before!
Raise your hands!
Which one of you?!
It's fine like this.
Oh, you're right!
Oh, I'm sorry!
And now, Entaginawa...
Let's have a good year together!
Are you ready, everyone?!
Cheers!
Let's have a good year together!
Well then, um, thank you for your patience.
Thank you, thank you.
It's you!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Happy New Year.
The 9th Gaki no Tsukai New Year Party.
As usual, they drink their drinks in a pleasant atmosphere and continue with their one-time conversation.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for Mr. Hamada.
What are you talking about?
What did you think of Mr. Hamada?
Well, um, that I'd be receiving this today.
We haven't received anything at all either.
Seriously?!
No, we haven't received anything from Mr. Hamada.
What did you all think of our weight?
First of all, we thank you, Mr. Sanya.
That's enough.
No, no, no, give it to me!
Did you get any money last week?
Give it to me!
Hey!
Last week's Gaki.
Oh, really?
Yes.
She didn't say a word.
That's right.
She didn't say a word.
You're really like that.
How did you react to that?
She looked cool.
I wonder what it is...
She looked adorable.
You're really like that.
She didn't say anything.
She didn't say a lot of things.
You're really like that.
Say it two more times.
You're speaking in a way...
What are you doing?
Don't talk.
No, mom...
Mom, I'll do it differently.
Don't do it like that.
What are you doing?
You can drink it.
Why did you put it in?
Oh, it's downtown.
Downtown has taken over downtown.
You can't come out anymore.
It's taken over.
Nakae's...
Nakae!
Hanae-san, your face is red.
In the first group of "Kids Don't Use It",
we'll bring laughter to you one by one!
We're the New Year's Comedy Entertainment Comedy Festival!
Now...
We've decided.
We'll have a comedy festival with 20 people.
We'll start now.
Please draw lots.
Hamada-san...
Hamada-san!
Hamada!
What is this?
Hamada!
Stop it!
I don't know what to say.
Alright!
You still don't know?
Not yet!
You still don't know?
I'll kill you!
Let's stop it.
I'll kill you.
I've been told so many things.
Hurry up and say it!
Don't be so quiet!
Like this...
The cast and staff...
Out of 20 people...
A team of 5 will be decided.
What kind of new unit will be born?
First...
We'll start with the first show!
Start!
It doesn't seem like it'll be decided.
Hamada!
Who?
I don't want to team up!
Who is Nakamura-san's partner?
Let's hear it from Nakamura-san!
Nakamura-san, you're going first?
I'll go first!
I don't like this!
Goma!
Who?
Goma!
Let's move on to the second question!
I'm excited!
20!
Who?
Goma!
This is...
It's obvious!
Ennan and Kumasai are behind him.
Maybe it's better to leave them here.
Now, Mr. Goma!
Who is your partner?!
Goma!
It's me!
This is good!
What do you think of this?
Huh?
This is good!
It's like an old manzai comedy.
Now, let's move on to the third question.
The third person is...
I'm sorry, but please forgive me.
That's right.
Goma!
Wow!
This is good!
Even if you say it, it's Kum season now!
That's right!
But I have a habit!
Yes, you do!
Let's have Kum choose someone.
Who is it?
Who is it?!
Goma!
Who is it?!
Goma!
This is bad!
This is tough!
In '98, Kum wasn't included!
It wasn't included!
I'm going to say it!
Hey, please don't do it!
Please!
Number 17!
Yes!
Mr. Bakumatsu!
Get Suzuki!
It's been a while...it's been a while...
I wanted Enchai's name...
Mr. Matsumatsu, is your partner Survive?
Who is it?
Yes!
Wait!
Ilya!
Wait!
Ilya!
In a way, you're worse than Suzuki!
Now, I'd like to announce the last group.
Please!
The first one!
Who is it?
Tsutsun!
There's only one left!
Don't eat it!
Please!
Don't eat it!
What is it?
Who is it?
Takahashi!
Yes!
Now, I'll decide the topic from the first group.
The topic that Yamazaki has decided is...
First, a long-distance love between Nakamura and Yanaoka.
The topic of Hamada and Onuma is...
In other words, a space trip to the future.
And then, Kobayashi and Komurasaki's topic is...
A challenge to homosexual comedy.
The theme of Matsumoto and Ilya's topic is...
A birth comedy.
Lastly, Takasu and Kusumimoto's topic is...
A couple wearing masks.
Which one of us is a bogeyman?
Of course it's me!
Is that so?
Leave it to me.
The topic of the couple chosen by lottery starts now.
They can't do comedy only on the spot.
It's a serious battle with professionalism.
What kind of comedy will they create?
The first one!
Hamada and Onuma!
A space trip to the future!
I'm not going to win!
You're dirty!
You're a little dirty, aren't you?
You're dirty, you're dirty!
No, I'm not going to bet on you!
Let's go!
Well, 1998 has passed, hasn't it?
It has passed!
21st century!
Well, various things have been invented in this century!
They have been invented!
For example, the Internet.
The Internet! It's popular now!
You can do anything while you're at home.
This is convenient.
What is it?
For example, in the 21st century, you can do everything at home on your computer, including going out to the supermarket.
But you can't do it on your phone!
Also, in the 21st century, you can travel to space.
You can travel to space!
Ah, I see!
We're getting closer and closer!
You can go anywhere now!
Yes, yes!
It's a little difficult, but let's go!
You don't know anything, do you?
I know everything!
You know everything about space?
I know everything about space!
Oh, you do?
Yes!
Well, for the time being...
Let me tell you!
Let me tell you in particular!
Thank you very much!
So, we've arrived in space!
That's fast!
We've arrived in space!
Is this space?
This is space!
No, we're still in the line!
We're still in the line!
This is space!
We're still in the line!
This is space!
And we're still in the line!
I see!
What's with the "gara gara"?
Let's do it properly!
We're still in the line!
No, we're still in the line!
You're the one who said we're still in the line, but you said "gara gara"!
I know! I know!
I'm begging you!
We're still in the line!
I'll give you a kiss!
Do it properly!
We're still in the line!
You're amazing!
Where are you going?
What's with you?!
You're in the line!
Everyone, did you see?
You're in the line!
Stop saying that!
Do it properly!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I know!
I said it without thinking!
Don't say it like that!
You're amazing!
I said it without thinking!
Thank you very much!
Good!
Isn't it good to hear?
Tomurasaki and Kobayashi's homosexual manzai!
How is it? Are you excited?
It's right!
It's in Shinjuku, right?
Shinjuku and University are homosexual cities.
Is that so?
Are you okay?
So...
Today...
I'd like to study about homosexuality.
Good evening, everyone!
Today is a homosexual course for one million people.
I'd like to study about homosexuality with you.
Let's start with the first skit.
The first skit is...
"The best way to greet customers"...
I'd like to play it.
Then, teacher! Please!
It's coming!
Welcome!
Thank you very much!
You have guts!
Step 2...
"The best way to greet customers"...
I'd like to play it.
Then, teacher! Please!
Please!
(Laughter)
It's mean, it's mean!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
It's mean, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
Look at his face!
I'm sorry!
He ran away.
It's the last one.
The last one is...
It's mean, isn't it?
It's the most welcoming guest.
Please, teacher.
Thank you.
(Laughter)
It's mean, isn't it?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Taka's team and Mr. Kaben's couple!
We, Gansou, are traveling alone along the road!
Together forever!
Sing, sing, sing!
(Laughter)
Well, you know...
As you say, as you say!
It looks normal recently, but...
There's a family that looks pretty unfamiliar...
But if you turn around...
If you turn around...
What is it?
There's a lot of old-fashioned families!
Yes, yes! That's what you say a lot!
Kaben's couple! Kaben's couple!
(Laughter)
Sing, sing, sing!
I'm sorry! (Laughter)
Well, you know...
Next time!
Oh, no...
We, Gansou, are traveling alone along the road!
Kaben's couple! Conte, part one!
Kururin?
(Laughter)
Which one?
(Laughter)
I'm back!
Yes, yes!
Oh, welcome back!
I'm tired...
Oh, welcome back! You must be tired!
Do you want to eat?
Or do you want to take a bath?
Do you want to eat?
Eat!
Yes!
What's with you and this cutter?
What?
What's with you and this cutter?
Which one?
What's with you and this cutter?
Which one?
What's with you and this cutter?
Huh?
What's with you and this cutter's lips?
(Laughter)
What's with you and this cutter?
(Laughter)
This cutter!
I didn't know that!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
We, Gansou, are traveling alone along the road!
Kaben's couple! Conte, part one!
Part two!
Either one is fine!
I'm going home!
I'm home!
Welcome back!
Do you want to eat or take a bath?
I want to eat.
Oh, right! Let's get divorced!
Divorce?
We're divorced!
You're happy, aren't you?
When you get divorced, push the button!
What?
Push the button!
Why?
Suddenly!
Push the button!
What?
Push the button!
Why are you saying that?
Push it!
Damn it!
What's wrong with you?
Is this okay?
I don't have confidence.
Damn it!
What's wrong with you?
This is terrible!
Nakamura and Yano have a long-distance relationship!
Yeah!
(Applause)
Oh!
Cut! This is Nakamura!
Cut! This is Yano!
With this cute couple, the cut!
(Applause)
Recently, there are many topics about cuts.
What is it?
Is it about Sorimachi and Inamori's love story?
I didn't think they were dating.
Right!
Are they...
in a drama?
(Laughter)
Pinched boys!
What are you saying?
Amateurs are...
It's pinched boys!
(Laughter)
Amateurs...
(Laughter)
Amateurs...
(Laughter)
Amateurs and...
Long-distance love!
(Laughter)
Ah!
Express!
Ah!
(Laughter)
(Imitating train)
Pshh!
Huh?
Ah, finally Osaka!
We're finally here!
Why aren't we here yet?!
What?!
It's so far away!
Scary! Scary!
Scary!
Do your best!
Well then, see you next week!
I'll be waiting!
Bye bye!
Osenni~ Caramel~
Why are you riding it?!
You have to do this in the center.
What am I supposed to do?!
I was born in Matsumoto and Irie!
Hi! I'm Matsu-chan!
I'm Irie-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Hammers!
I'll punch you, you bastard!
You bastard!
Last year and this year, there were a lot of news, weren't there?
Yes, there were.
What kind of news did you have?
The bank went bankrupt.
Ah, yes, yes, the bank went bankrupt.
The bank went bankrupt.
Yes, yes, the bank went bankrupt. What else?
The bank went bankrupt.
It was all about the bank!
No, it wasn't like that! There must have been news that surprised you all!
There was, there was.
Tell me about it! What news did you have?
Actually, I punched someone for the first time.
That's really private!
It was completely useless.
It was commercial!
I don't know if it was expensive or cheap.
No, what I'm trying to say is, in the entertainment news,
there was news about a big star suddenly getting married.
Yes, there was.
Tell me about it!
Sam getting married?
Tell me about it!
Sam looks lonely.
Yes, he does, but it's normal for him to be lonely.
Ah, yes, Amuro too, but we learned that he was pregnant.
Yes, we did.
He sang while dancing and got pregnant.
We wondered if he was okay.
Yes, we did.
Actually, I was dancing.
What did you do?
I was dancing.
What did you do? Who were you dancing with?
Amuro-chan.
Stop lying!
No, no, it's true.
Stop lying!
It's true.
But, everyone...
Please listen to me! It's true!
You're really good at dancing.
Really good.
Try it!
I'll do it.
Stop it!
I hate you!
You're making me do it!
But, you know, when you're pregnant, you have to take care of your heart.
When you're giving birth, you have to do something.
What was it?
I wonder...
Right, right, right!
Fire alarm!
Oh, what about fire?! What about fire?!
That's not it!
You can't say that!
Well, you know...
But, you know, there's that.
Right, right!
Lamaze alarm!
That's...
"Take it out, take it out, suck it up".
Take it out, take it out, suck it up.
Let's do it!
Take it out, take it out, suck it up.
Pee...
ntele...
pentelecle...
pentelecle!
Cut it out!
Let's do it!
Fire alarm!
I was so nervous!
But I didn't forget anything!
Yuta and Tohri were there too!
Yuta and Tohri!
And Yuta and Tohri!
Yuta and Tohri!
This is the value of Onuma-san's gallantry!
Thank you, Onuma-san!
Thank you, Yuta and Tohri!
I was thinking and I lowered my head and I thought "I should be able to get a good shot!"
Thank you, Yuta and Tohri!