AISubs v3.5
Tonight's opening is a gag match between Yamazaki and Kokoriko Endo. The final stage was approaching completion.
Are you okay with gag?
I'm okay with it. Why do you have to compete with me and Endo?
No, no. Today is a gag match between Endo and Yamazaki.
Right?
Well, to be honest, this is the first time.
That's right.
I'm counting on you.
I'll never lose.
To be honest, Yamazaki and Endo have similar characters.
In the past, I've always wanted to compete with you.
Which one of you is superior?
Wait a minute. Which one of you is superior?
How far have you come?
That's me.
I'm not going to lose.
But it's too late.
I'm setting up now.
At that time, before everyone was waiting for the set to be completed, a man suddenly stood up.
Excuse me.
Mr. Komurasaki is laughing and we can't set up the set.
Excuse me, but could you come here for a moment?
Who is Komurasaki?
What would you do if you went there?
It looks like it's going to be difficult, but...
Mr. Komurasaki is laughing.
I know.
That's fine.
Thank you.
The situation is...
Let's go.
The director of "Gaki no Tsukai", Komurasaki Kozo.
When he made "Gaki no Tsukai" calendar before, he appeared as a model in June.
He has a smiling face.
And when he starts laughing, everyone around him gets hung up and explodes.
He has a mysterious power.
This is no good. This is no good. It's barely okay.
Downtown Raikkou went to the set of "Gaki no Tsukai" without being able to understand what was going on.
Mr. Komurasaki is laughing.
Excuse me.
Who are you?
Excuse me.
I'm not here anymore.
I'm sorry.
Hurry up!
Don't stand in front of me!
Mr. Tsukai!
I didn't mean it like that!
Everyone is cold!
I know, but...
Mr. Tsukai, please!
Why are you drinking beer again?
This is in the way!
Hurry up!
This is funny!
I'm sorry.
You're drinking a lot of beer!
That smile! I can't stand it!
It's in the way, but...
Do it!
Mr. Komurasaki!
I'm not old.
Do it now!
Hurry up! I'm angry!
I'm sorry. I can't stand it!
The damage caused by the purple light has been fixed and the set up of the stage has been resumed.
You've already met her, haven't you?
Yes, I did, but I'm sorry.
What's going on?
You were in the car for a while.
I was spending time with my family on New Year's Eve.
You can go back now, can't you?
What's your family like?
That's a bad question.
What's your family like?
Are you done?
I'm sorry for making you wait, little purple light.
What?
You know that I can't leave you alone, don't you?
We have to go together.
Yes, please.
I'm sorry.
Then say it!
I'm sorry.
What's that?
Are you drunk?
The purple light appears again and gets in the way.
What will he do now?
What's this?
It's a bug sprayer, isn't it?
Is it a bug sprayer?
Hey, Tomi, let's do it!
I know, but just look at the sign behind you and you'll know!
What's up with you today?
It's not just here, it's all over the place!
But I'm from India!
I wonder if it's true that I'm from India!
I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious!
That's right!
Let's have fun!
I'm serious about this!
I know, I know, okay?
Okay?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute for a second!
I know it's fun, but let's have fun over there!
Okay?
It's boring at times like this.
I know, right?
Why are you laughing?
It's funny when it's like that.
After returning to the bus and waiting for preparation again...
Hurry up!
...the production of the set was proceeded in a hurry.
Excuse me.
You can't do that.
Yes, I'm sorry.
The staff shouldn't get in the way.
That's right.
Right?
They're so motivated.
That's right, and they're excited.
I know, right?
Could you step back a little?
Excuse me!
Oh!
What's up with you?!
You're so motivated!
It's funny.
Right?
Komurasaki-san is laughing.
I know, right?
Excuse me.
Okay, so this is...
It's over there, right?
Yes.
Let's go over there.
Let's go.
Okay, so...
Let's go...
Yes.
And kick them all out of there.
Let's do it right there.
Yes, yes.
Excuse me.
You can't do that.
In this uncertain situation, it's finally time for a downtown.
A string of tension ties them together.
Why are you laughing at the staff around you?
Is it a first meeting?
I'm sorry.
Look, they're laughing at you.
I'm sorry.
Don't chase me!
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
Why are you pointing fingers at me?
I'm sorry.
Let's go home. We can't do this anymore.
Let's go home.
I'm sorry.
Today's opening was a failure.
In the end, they gave up on this week's opening and decided to go to a faraway venue.
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do next week?
That's enough.
Let's go back and talk.
I'm sorry.
When a bus with one light tries to go to a faraway venue...
I'm sorry!
Come here for a second!
I'm sorry! Come here for a second!
I'm sorry!
Come here for a second!
Let's think about it!
I'm so sleepy!
Let's go! Let's go!
Hey! Hey!
What's with you?
Idiot!
You idiot!
Idiot!
Scarecrow!
Scapegoat!
Idiot!
Great Idiot!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You're too old for this!
Let me talk!
I wish you were older!
Do it again!
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But there are seven theories and eight theories
Is that so?
Yes, seven theories and eight theories and a theory that doesn't matter
Who said that?
Four more
Yes, yes
And a new one
What kind of new one?
It's a new one
No, but what kind is it?
No, I'm telling you, you can only say that it's a new one
It looks better than it is!
What kind of shape is it?
Wait, there's more!
Finally, there's a latest one
And...
And what?
There's two more
That's enough
What is this?
What did you say?
You have to say three more!
No, I can't say it!
What do you mean you can't say it?
I'm just saying what I have
No, but please say it
It's okay, I'll say it no matter what
No, but please say three more
Twisted shape
Why do you stop there?
It's about to get exciting
Don't you have the courage?
What?
New one? Latest one?
That's not possible
That's weird
You're stupid
You fell for it!
Don't fool me!
Don't talk to me!
Bow shape, fishing pole shape, rocket shape
Twisted shape
Can you twist it a little?
Three people and two people
That's not possible!
Twisted shape
What?
Twisted shape
And reverse twisted shape
Reverse twisted shape
Yes, yes, yes
And?
Twisted shape
It's the last one
No, no, now that you know it, I think it's getting better
You're the only one, right?
Oh, I was wrong
I asked Matsumoto-san how many thousands of fires fall off
If you get out of fire for thousands of minutes, you'll be dead!
Why, why, why?
Men and women have straight hair but why do you have curly hair?
Why do you have curly hair?
What do you think?
It doesn't matter if you have curly hair or straight hair
Why doesn't it matter?
Is there a way to use it?
Curly hair?
Is there a way to use it?
Yes
It's very useful
What do you use it for?
The easiest way to use it is when you use soap to make bubbles, you use it here
You multiply it from here
If you don't have it, it doesn't matter, you use it here
You use all the bubbles you made here?
That's right
You wash it?
Of course, you use it like that
Isn't it obvious?
No, not everyone does it like that!
No, it's only you
No, it's not only me!
What are you doing?
Why don't you bring the soap you made here?
That's weird
You did it?
No!
It's soap!
No! You've done it once!
Once...
Twice!
You have to do it properly!
Three times!
Three times...
Twelve times!
Is there anyone like that?
No, there isn't.
Well, for me...
Well, for once, for example, just this once...
Well, you know...
Well, well, well...
Let me say something private for once...
No, no, you don't want to know, do you?
No!
Just once...
Huh?
You don't want to know, do you?
Keep going, keep going...
No one says that!
I'm sure they do.
These guys are trying to do something really good.
Trying to do what good?
Trying to make themselves sweet.
And, you know, justice is...
Well, you know, justice is...
You know, justice is...
The sun is high during the day.
Oh, yeah.
Um...
When you're hiking or going skiing or something...
Yeah, the sun's really high.
Yeah, that's right!
Um...
What?
Um...
When you're doing something...
Um...
You're going up and down!
By the way, you're laughing because it's funny!
You're laughing because it's wrong!
I've heard of it before.
The warmest part of the body is...
...the buttocks.
For women, it's the genital area.
Because the sun is the highest.
So, thinking about it from that perspective...
I'm sure you've been doing it for a long time...
Because of the high sun...
You got burned, didn't you?
Yeah...
It's like...
You've got a little boy.
Boy!
You're so little!
You've had some trouble, haven't you?
Come here!
Something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone ran around.
My son!
Something like that.
Why are you doing it?
I hope you all try it out.
Why are you so motivated?
If it snows, what will you do when you go home?
Hey, bring me the camera!
What is it?
Take it!
I don't want it!
It's such a sexy shot!
Let's go home.
Let's go home!
Thank you very much!
What are you talking about?
Thanks.
Thank you very much for today, too!
To the code that was here... Gah!