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Children's Calendar 98!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yay!
So, Yano-san, this time...
This time, we're just going to simply make the calendar for next year's calendar from January to December.
I see.
That's what we're going to do.
And we're going to bake what we've made.
We're going to bake it?!
No, it's bad manners, you know.
Well, we should have made it.
We're going to have a proper otera bake it for us.
Since it's a calendar from January to December...
Yes, yes, yes.
...we need a model for it.
So we'll include these members...
We'll include these members...
But if that's not enough, we'll also include the staff members, right?
Well, it can't be helped.
Yes!
But it can be tough for a month, right?
Tough month!
There are really tough months!
Right!
If you say that, it'll be tough from January!
Let's go!
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Let's go!
There's only one of us left on our staff for January.
Oh, is that so?
Since it's January, you'll go with Taco for now, right?
Yes!
If it goes well, we'll make a proper calendar and give it to the viewers!
Yes!
Understood!
Yes!
You can't open your hands like that, can you?
Oh, like that?
Yeah.
Come here!
Make more faces! Make more faces!
Make more faces!
I can't do it!
I'm an amateur and I can't do it!
Make two kinds of faces, back and forth!
Let's make more faces!
Who's this?
This is Oni! Oni!
Why is Sakamoto-chan Oni?
February is...
Sakamoto-chan is also February.
Sakamoto-chan and Yamazaki-san.
Ah, I see!
Sakamoto-chan, eat your meal!
You don't eat your meal, do you?
What's wrong with you?
Yamazaki-san is different.
Yamazaki-san is not like you.
Yamazaki-san's camera angle is weird.
He looks like an Oni.
He doesn't look like an Oni.
You're on the side.
But you're on the nose position.
That's not right.
Really?
You're really not used to it.
I know.
I always think about it.
Which side of my nose should I draw.
The camera should be facing you.
You're all upside down.
Your nose and your face are all facing you.
Try crying once.
Ouch!
At that moment...
Go away, you clown!
Ah, is this all March?
March's one piece will be displayed at Hina Matsuri.
Four unique characters will start filming.
It's good.
It's good that we're all together.
Your clothes are like this.
I've never seen you like this before.
It's really funny.
It's funny.
You're ugly.
I didn't lose to Onuma.
This is awesome.
You're ugly.
Let's go out and make some noise.
I want a cup hug.
Yaraoka, don't say anything.
Stop it!
Yaraoka, let's go out and make some noise.
Yaraoka, look at the camera.
Yaraoka, let's go out and make some noise.
Next is Hama-chan, born in May.
It's funny.
You're ugly.
Look at you.
Only one person comes in May.
Let's say Kuma is ugly.
It's not like it's his birthday or anything.
Who is Kuma?
You're in trouble!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was my fault.
It was my fault!
Isn't it fine that I won like this?
Well, that's a little different.
Yes, it's different.
That's different.
Kuma, look over there a little more.
Over there? Over there?
Kuma, over there.
Yes, yes, Kuma. Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're the boss who lost his money to the strings!
Who's this?
Okay, okay.
Sato Koicha.
Sato Koicha!
He's making a lot of money!
He's doing a good job!
What's his name?
He's covering his head.
And he's hitting his head with a stick.
That's a good one.
Alright!
Bear, bark!
That's a good one!
How was it?
Who's this?
He's covering his head.
Isn't that a horse's movement?
No matter how you look at it...
He's covering his head again!
No matter how you look at it...
The completes of this play is pretty good, actually.
Let's move on.
First, let's talk aboutcemborg.
He is ugly.
Horrible!
He is ugly up to this point.
Ugh!
I'm jealous of you.
Hey, laugh! Laugh!
Laugh more! Laugh more!
No! No! No!
I'm jealous of you.
If I was born again, I would have this face.
They look alike since July.
Talk to me!
Hey!
Didn't something happen in January?
Why are you two here at night?
What do you know?
They are planning to catch Orihime and Hikoboshi, but their gears don't fit.
Do it!
Do it properly!
Don't fight!
Do it properly!
In August, there is a water change on a summer beach.
Crabs are caught in the water and get hit by the wind.
I think Hiki looks more like a crab than at night.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Really?
Doesn't he look like one?
It doesn't matter.
September. Finally, Mat-chan appears!
- Matsumoto-san. - Yes?
- Hold this. - Yes!
- From this side. - Yes.
- Jump here. - I'll jump.
- When you jump, you'll be at the moon. - I see, I see.
- I think I can do it in one go.
- Yes, yes, yes. Let's do it like that. - Really?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Really?
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm sorry, but... - What is it?
- I don't think you can do it like that. - I can do it better.
- Yamamoto-san, show us. - Yes, I'll show you.
- From here... - Yes!
- I want you to do it like this. - Hmm...
- Show us the end. - Yes, I'll do it like this.
Fight!
- Fight! - Jump and do it like this.
More, more, more.
Jump more! Why are you jumping so much?
- Jump more! - Personally, I think you're jumping too much.
- I'm not jumping! I'm not jumping! - Even if you do it, you can't do it.
- Like this. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Watch out!
- Hey, hey! - What?
Watch out! You're working too hard!
Do you have a set or something? Do you have a set or something?
- Watch out! - Don't use that.
Let's use that for September!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Let me sing too, you guys!
- Here I go! - Go ahead!
- Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! - Here I go!
- Laugh! - Here I go!
Who are you? Say it! Say it!
- Here I go! - Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - My sweat is sticky!
Mr. Magman! Please!
I'm sorry! Please, I'm begging you!
- If you fall again, save me! - Here I go!
- If you fall again, save me! - He's falling! He's falling!
- Okay! - Okay!
You're crazy!
October is a dynamic one that imaged the autumn sports day.
A snap that expresses one frame of the obstacle course relay.
November is a day of rich old women who pick up their things in Urayama with the image of deepening autumn.
There are more than I thought.
It seems that there are more than three people.
So, well...
Uchiiri!
Yes.
Oishi Kuranosuke.
Yes.
And the wife is Kira.
Kira.
She has a bad face.
And Ujiwara is Horibe Yasubei's...
Oh, Ujiwara is...
Yes.
Hey, you!
The oil of the gill is coming out.
Kira.
She is not funny at all.
But she is not bad.
She is not bad at all.
She is not funny at all.
Oishi Kuranosuke!
Well...
Yes.
Let's wear new clothes.
Do you want to wear new clothes?
That's true.
Well, stand up.
Yes, that's right.
You tried to cut it.
What?
But...
Kira is normal.
You have a worse face when you book.
You have a face when you say "I can't do that" or "I refuse".
You have that face.
In all aspects.
Yes.
Ujiwara is not funny.
From the camera's point of view.
Yes, yes.
She is...
Not funny at all.
She has a bad sense of humor.
She is not funny at all.
Oishi Kuranosuke!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's been a while since we last had a talk like this, so I'm glad you cut it out, but you're still doing it.
I can't get out of it!
What's wrong with you?
You've been mad at me since last week, but you're still doing it!
Come on, get out of here!
I'll tell you why we had a talk like this today.
You see, everyone's worried about your health.
And that's where my kindness came from.
Hey, Hamada-chan, Hamada-chan!
Wow, that was weird!
I thought you were Hamada-chan!
I don't want to talk about myself anymore.
You don't?!
I didn't know about myself at all.
And on Saturdays... When was it?
Friday, morning.
So I had work on Saturdays by myself.
And when I had work by myself... Who was it? Okamoto?
He came up to me and I didn't know anything.
Um, Hamada-san, are you okay?
I said, "What are you talking about?"
I don't know anything.
How long have you been saying, 'Hamada-san, are you okay?'
I don't know anything.
I thought you'd be fine.
What do you mean you don't know anything?!
You're not okay.
No one called 'Hamada' is okay!
Then why did you say, 'Hamada-san, are you okay?'
Huh?!
Why am I not okay?!
So I got mad.
I don't know why I got mad. I was asleep.
ZOGANGASHAN!!
And I was covered in glass.
It was pretty bad.
I thought, "What's going on?" and I woke up.
And there was a breeze blowing.
And all of my windows were broken.
At first, I thought you did it.
Oh, you did it?
Yeah, I thought you did it.
No matter how you think about it, you know...
You know...
You look like a victim.
I thought you would.
You look like a victim, too.
No, you look like a victim.
No, no, no.
When I go out, you know...
There's this thing about being a talent.
But when I say, "Thank you for your hard work,"
I'm just a victim.
You're usually not like that.
What's that about?
It's because I wasn't in the car.
What do you mean?
I wasn't in it, so that's what happened.
You weren't in it, so that's what happened.
That's right.
Why?
I'm very lucky.
I'm holding onto your poor hair.
Because we're together, I'm carrying a lot of things.
Our aura is different.
You're not protected at all.
The woman behind you is a Mongolian squid.
What are you talking about?
It's not a Mongolian squid!
There's nothing in it!
And it's not just any Mongolian squid.
Then what is it?
It's a tempura.
It's been cooked in a plate.
And it's a little cold.
This is also being eaten.
It's no good.
If you break it, I'll protect you.
You're protected because you're with me.
You're more important than me.
Mongolian squid.
Do you have a good one?
I have a good one.
It's Elvis Presley.
Elvis Presley.
Elvis Presley and Bob Marley are my favorites.
What?
Mr. Matsumoto once made a new opening song for a talk show and it was very popular.
Was there such a thing?
Yes, there was.
What are you talking about?
There was a lot of it.
Please make a new opening song for a talk show soon.
What about the one before?
Well...
That's where it's bad.
It's not a song.
No, it's not.
That's where it's bad.
It's hard to get out of this.
That's where it's bad.
Is it over?
No matter how many times you hear it, you can't get out of it.
You can't get out of it.
It's about time you make a new one.
Make a new one?
Well, this is the last one this year.
Yes.
Next year...
Oh, next year...
Suddenly...
Make a new song?
If you make one now, it'll be recorded.
Right away.
OK, OK.
Is it OK?
I like that.
I like that simple feeling.
Right?
If you're ready, I'll pay attention.
Is it OK?
Yes, I understand.
It's OK.
Let's go.
A new opening song.
Yes, yes.
Everyone, please be quiet.
We'll use it many times.
This is recorded.
Yes.
Then...
Who are you talking to?
I'm going in, so I'm not talking!
You're not doing it!
So...
5, 4, 3, 2...
Yes, please do it.
Ah, OK.
You decide.
If you let me do it, I'll do it right away.
Ah, OK.
May I?
I know.
This is my second year.
Mic!
Ah, OK, OK.
Can you do it in the foreign style over there?
May I?
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Hey, let me do it!
What?
No, I mean...
Please.
I don't need it now!
Hey!
What are you doing?
I've heard of it in Osaka.
They do it in the middle of the night.
Please.
Look this way.
I know.
Let's change it.
Ah, OK.
May I?
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Idiot!
Don't laugh at me!
I'm not laughing!
Don't laugh at me!
I'm not laughing!
Five seconds!
Can you do it like Kuroime?
What?
Like Kuroime?
Yes.
There's a Kuroime way of doing it.
If you do it like this...
It's an opening song, so it doesn't matter how you do it.
It doesn't matter how you do it.
That's right.
How should we do it?
Do you like the visual aspect of it?
The visual aspect?
If you're going to sing it, it doesn't matter how you do it.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, go!
Four, three, two...
Idiot!
Hamchan, idiot!
Matchan, idiot like that.
It's the other way round, idiot!
The other way round, idiot!
Matchan, it's the other way round, idiot!
Eye, idiot!
Rly, eye, idiot!
Eye, idiot!
The other way round, idiot!
(Japanese)
Is it a nation?
Even that nation was okay!
So let's try it out!
(Japanese)
I can't do it!
I've been doing it since I couldn't do it!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
There's something like that!
The song before that!
If you release it, you're doing something amazing!
I'll say it clearly, but Okuda Tamiyo is frustrated right now.
Ah! So this is it!
It's a new genre!
A man and woman in love are opposed by their parents, and yet they say they'll walk with them.
What do you say?
We'll run into each other!
That's the image of the song.
And in that image, there's Matsu-chan being stupid!
It's got nothing to do with it!
No, no, Matsu-chan, please support our love!
Hana-chan, please support our love!
Stupid!
My dad said, "Not stupid!"
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