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First episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arohende!"
Chiki-chiki! The world's famous Anki-gassen Gaijin-san, welcome!
Yes, hello!
This is simple!
Gaijin-san will appear and you just have to remember their names.
That's it?
That's it.
The one with the worst memory will be punished.
That's it. It's simple.
I see.
There will be 10 people.
10 people will appear and you just have to say their names.
That's it.
What about you, Yamanaki-san?
My Anki-record is really good.
I was also an old man.
When I went to college, I was an old man.
I did a lot of Anki-records like that.
If your Anki-record was good, you wouldn't be an old man, would you?
But I was an old man.
It's not funny at all.
Endo Shodo-san!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
How is it?
It's Gaijin-san's name today.
Gaijin-san!
Lastly...
Yes, Naoki-san!
Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute.
Everyone...
Your tongue...
It's weird.
It's okay.
I'm not talking.
Let's do our best.
There will be 10 people.
After that, you will randomly say your name.
For example, you remember it perfectly.
Yamanaki-san, for example.
Yes.
Oh, this is Endo.
I think he's lost it.
You have to say it right away.
He probably can't say it.
He can't say it.
However, if Endo-san says it...
Yes.
Yamanaki-san who said it will get a minus.
Yes, this will be a minus.
Right?
Now, Hawana-san.
Are you okay?
You haven't laughed yet.
Well, it can't be helped.
I can't do it anymore.
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First up is the first person!
Okay!
Hello!
Now, the first one!
My name is Mohammed Raju.
Now, show us.
Mohammed Raju.
Mohammed Razu-san!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Let's go!
Next person, please!
Hello!
I am Edmund Budgewater.
Budgewater-desu.
It sounds like you added a lot of words.
Edmund Budgewater-san.
Okay!
Are you ready?
Now, let's go!
Yes, yes!
Hello!
You're good!
I am Renfrew Reed-desu.
Rainford Reed-san.
Are you ready?
Everyone, you don't have any questions or anything like that, right?
Are you ready?
Yes, yes.
Do you usually wear sunglasses like that?
Yes, I do.
It doesn't matter!
Mr. Yamada, yes?
Um...
Is there anything like "My name is Cobero"?
Huh?
I don't think you understand Japanese.
You can't ask questions!
I want you to enjoy your bokeh.
I am Mohammed Saad Kisra.
Mohammed... Saad... Kisra?
I am Moni Hosen.
Ah, this is good!
Yes!
Moni Hosen!
My name is Bernard Edlington.
Edlington!
Bernard Edlington!
My name is Jobe Jo.
Do you know any Japanese?
I'm from Brazil.
He's from Indonesia.
Thank you very much!
Please come in!
Hello!
My name is Mishiwaki Tuimasebe.
Mishiwaki Tuimasebe-san!
You can call me Mishiwaki-san up there.
Mishiwaki Tuimasebe-san.
Thank you very much!
It's good, isn't it?
The last one!
The tenth person is this person!
Hello!
My name is Ahmed Ghulieb.
Ahmed Ghulieb-san!
That's a difficult name.
It's a difficult name and a difficult person.
Do you have any nicknames?
Ahmed... Ahmed...
All of them seem like difficult names!
In the middle of nowhere in Yabasaki,
who has lost sight of a foreigner's name?
Let's start with this person!
Hello!
Yeah, yeah.
Um, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Mr. Endo?
Yes, I'm fine.
Mr. Takada?
I'm fine.
Mr. Takada, do you think you remember the other two?
Mr. Yamazaki is missing.
Mr. Yamazaki!
He's missing, isn't he?
He's missing!
Mr. Yamazaki!
Edward Bridget Water!
What?
Edward Bridge...
Bridge Water!
Is that correct?
Yes, that's correct.
That means...
you two are both wrong!
Edward Bridge Water is wrong, isn't it?
Oh, Mr. Endo!
Edmund Bridge Water!
Correct!
And this person!
Hello!
Yes, Mr. Yamazaki!
Mr. Endo is missing!
Mr. Endo, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Then, please call out his name!
Yes, um...
Barkord Water!
Hello!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, Mr. Endo!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Mr. Tanaka!
I think you're missing!
I see.
Wait a minute!
I'm sure you're missing!
Wait a minute!
Then, please call out his name!
Mohammed Sadd Chisra!
Correct!
Yes!
Wow!
Correct!
Yes!
Mr. Endo is missing!
Oh, it hurts!
T.O. Sebastian!
I did it first!
Mohammed Raz!
Correct!
Let's go!
Next up is this person!
Hello!
Then, Mr. Yamazaki!
Mr. Endo!
Let's go!
Mr. Cornelius...
Savanna!
I don't know anything about him!
But like you, Mr. Endo,
even if you don't remember anything,
you have a spirit of saying something
that Kin-chan will like.
Hello!
Where did you get this from?
Yes!
No, no, no!
But you chose Mr. Tanaka...
Yes!
Mr. Endo!
Please!
Yes!
Mr. Andreda... Giant!
You didn't know anything, did you?
I didn't know anything at all!
Is it possible for you to get a one-shot reversal?
Of course it is!
Oh, it is?
Why is it "of course"?
If you can't answer the next one,
you get four points.
Really?
Yes, yes.
The last one is this one!
Hello!
What kind of joke is that?
But I really know this one.
I really know it completely.
I think everyone knows it.
I see, I see.
Even if you don't know it well, you'll get it.
Mr. Endo has no chance of winning.
Even if you don't say anything.
That's right.
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Endo!
Yes!
Does Tanaka-kun know it?
No...
Tanaka-kun!
I think you've lost sight of it.
If you can't answer it...
It's a reversal.
Then, Tanaka-san!
What is his name?!
Grie...
I did it!
Casseno-san!
Ah, was it Casseno?
No, Casseno-san!
Casseno-san!
Ah, but I remember you as Serano.
Serano!
The punishment game is...
Tanaka-san!
Alright!
After another cheeky test, the punishment game will be decided by these eight people!
Please take these eight people and go home for the night.
Spending one night with a foreigner...
The punishment game will be decided by the second half of the show!
Thank you for supporting me like this, but I don't know if I can thank you enough.
We are...
I'm sorry I don't look good.
Are you okay?
I have dry skin.
My body itches!
Are you okay?
No, I've been living for more than 30 years and my body itches a lot!
Um...
What are you saying?
Um...
If I'm one of the members of a board of directors...
Yes, yes, yes.
If a normal person has experienced about 20,000 board directors, I'm many times more of a board director.
You're just by chance a board director at this time of year.
No, no, I'm usually...
If you say you're a board director, I'm also a board director!
Ah, you know...
I'm usually a board director.
I'm always mostly a board director.
Huh? Wait a minute!
No, I'm always a board director.
I'm usually always a board director.
Huh? Wait a minute!
I'm also a board director now.
I'm also a board director now!
I'm also a board director now.
Um... that's how it is...
Ah, I see.
Um... well, it's Christmas, so...
Christmas...
Do you buy something for your children?
Ah, presents?
Children or... I don't know.
Are you a child?!
Huh?
Are you a child?! Are you a child?!
When you have a family, you know, there are things like that.
You don't give anyone a Christmas present, do you?
What is it?!
A Christmas present.
Um... I do!
Ah, really?
Yes.
To who?
Well, of course...
To my girlfriend.
Um... well, I promised her in the future.
I'm going to run away with my hands in my hands.
That's enough! Why do you have to run away?
What are you going to give her?
Well, I'm thinking about what I'm going to give her this year. Do you have anything in mind?
No, I've given her the same thing in the past.
Well, you gave her a ring or something like that.
Is it gold?
No, no...
What? No!
What are you doing?
No, no...
Do you have anything in mind?
Yes, I do.
This is going to cost me a lot.
I'm going to spend a lot of money when I become a star like me.
You know, people say that a diamond or a wedding ring last for months.
Of course, that may or may not be the case.
But I want to give her a diamond that is as shiny as me.
Blue.
If that's the case...
There's blue here.
I'm going to give her as many carrots as my shine.
What?
I'm going to give her as many carrots as my shine.
Carrots?!
Oh, you didn't know?
General citizens buy carrots after all.
Carrots?
Yes, and sometimes carrots.
Carrots?!
Carrots.
Carrots and carrots.
Carrots?!
Carrots and carrots.
I was thinking of giving you 30 carats.
That's amazing!
Yes, it is.
It's big!
Really?!
That's a special order.
She'll eat it for you.
If you think it's a lie, you can go to a jewelry store and ask for 30 carats.
If you say you don't have any, she'll eat it for you.
Crackle, crackle!
Glasses, bang!
Sounds good!
How about this year?
How about a wine opener this year?
How about a cork?
How about two of them?
For me.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter?
For my husband.
For my husband, a wine opener.
Is that okay?
Okay, then.
What about you?
Don't you look like a bride?
As long as you have time.
Time?
It's like a birthday.
It's usually close.
It's not like it's Christmas or anything like that.
You're probably thinking it's okay to be a little embarrassed, aren't you?
You're probably thinking it's okay to be a little shy, aren't you?
I have a question for Mr. Wazumoto.
Mr. Wazumoto, you were working in a place where you could see the beauty of bowling.
What were you doing in there?
And what's going on in there?
I worked in a lot of different jobs.
How many jobs did you work in?
I don't remember working in a lot of jobs.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, but your life experience is different.
It's like the warmth of a man's chest.
It's thin.
I did a lot of things.
Is this one of them?
The bowling alley thing?
Yes, I did it.
I asked you what you were doing in there.
There's a triangle in there with a hole in it.
You put the pin in there and go like this.
You have that kind of time?
If you break a bowler, you just leave it there.
At that time you just go like this and drop it.
That's 200 yen for an hour.
200 yen for an hour?!
I also did the ball-throwing thing.
Ball-throwing?
The ball comes out of there.
It spins, doesn't it?
Yes, you have to wait for it to come out of there.
If you wait a little longer, you can't see it anymore.
You have to wait like this.
It's hard to do.
When the ball comes out of there, you have to go like this.
You can't let your hand come out of there.
You can't let your hand come out of there?
You can't let it come out of there.
You have to train it first.
If you let your hand come out of there...
Even if you let your hand come out of there, the air is still here, right?
It keeps going in and out!
You can see how it moves, right?
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
This time-lapse camera is 800 yen.
That's too cheap!
Well, this one is cheaper, too.
This was tough. You did a lot of things, didn't you?
You did the stream, too...
Stream?!
Yes, I did the stream.
Oh, you did the stream?!
Yes, I did the stream.
What?
The stainless steel one was heavier.
That's ridiculous!
You're always ridiculous!
Even the bowling story you just told me is ridiculous!
Recently, banks and securities companies and many financial institutions have gone bankrupt, but...
This is where it starts.
Please teach me how to protect my own money safely!
Right now, I don't know what will happen even if I leave it in the bank!
Who are you?!
No, it's true, it's true!
A long time ago, it was safe.
However, banks are going bankrupt like this!
Who are you?!
I'm not broke!
That's right!
Let's protect our own money ourselves!
This is a spear, isn't it?
We have no choice but to protect it with a spear.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Did you take the gum?
I didn't!
You always come here!
We have no choice but to protect our own money!
What are you guys doing?
How are you guys protecting your own...
Why can't you guys talk?!
Ouch!
Die! Go home and die, you guys!
I'm telling you to go home and die!
What?!
Drink two different kinds of cold medicine and die, you guys!
What is that?! I don't know what you're talking about!
What?!
In a way, you're worse than Yamasaki!
What are you talking about?!
Do you hear me?! I have an excuse for this show!
You call me up early in the morning and I don't answer you!
What?!
What is that?!
Give me an answer! You're telling me to protect you with a spear!
What's wrong with that?!
Die, you guys! Die!
You're involved in a compressor, aren't you?!
Is it a compressor?!
Isn't it something that gets you involved?!
What's wrong with you?!
You, you, you, you, you!
You're a little smart, aren't you?
A little while ago, I turned on the TV and went home...
...and when I turned it back on, I was like, "Ah, the show's starting!"
I was like, "Why is Nacchan picking up the phone?"
What's wrong with you?!
If you clean it up, you can drink it! What's wrong with you?!
Did you cut it?!
Did you cut it?! You guys are bad, aren't you?!
What's wrong with you?!
Die! Die, you bastards!
Eat a lot of food and fill up your stomach with food!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm trying to say what's best for people here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
If you listen to me and agree with me, we can talk about it.
This is something we have to reflect on.
I'm sorry we all apologized together.
Oh, really? Thank you very much.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, bring me a hammock!
What?!
What do you want?!
I don't need it.
You don't need it?
Then I'll ask you for it.
Okay, I got it.
Then, Yutaro...
I'll ask you for it.
Money or gold?!
Don't disobey me when I'm talking!
If you do that, you won't sell yourself!
I'm counting on you!
I'll ask you for it.
Oh, you guys...
You guys are stupid!
We're stupid!
We're stupid.
We're sorry.
Okay, okay! What is it?!
How do you protect your own money?
That's it! That's it!
You can't even leave it in a bank!
Oh, we're in a situation...
Let's put it down! Let's put all of our savings down!
Let's put our savings down!
Let's all put them down!
And let's leave our own money at home!
Let's leave our own money at home!
Right?!
But still, there's a thing called "theft"!
What is it?
There's also "stealing".
Oh no, oh no...
You know, you go on trips and stuff, right?
Don't say things you don't want!
How to protect yourself.
How to protect yourself is the most important thing!
That's the point of today's talk.
Yes, that's the point.
How to protect yourself.
Yes.
For example, putting it on the desk.
Right?
Putting it on the desk?
For example?
No!
I'm sorry.
Normally, you would put it somewhere.
Where are you going?
You say it because you want to walk around it.
No, no.
Are you going home?
No!
That's it.
Let's go home!
No!
I'm sorry, I'm not going.
No!
I'm not resisting you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here comes Mencha.
What are you doing?
You know,
I've been resisting you for a long time.
I want to chase him and beat him up!
If he tells me to go home, I won't listen to him anymore!
This is the worst...
Can I go in here?
What's this?
What?
No shoes.
No shoes?
No shoes!
Kyoto!
No shoes!
Inside the room!
This is Japan!
No shoes inside the room!
It's hot!
OK!
Goal.
OK.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well...
It's cool to be a boxer, isn't it?
It's disgusting.
It's good.
Is it good?
It's good.
How is it?
It's good.
Is it good?
Yes.
Let's go.
OK.