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1st Gaki no Tsukai Yara episode "tsk tsk tsk", Yamazaki happy project "the real me is a curse"!
Mademo-san, I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean.
But Gaki no Tsukai, the four of us said "let's do our best"!
And Yamai-san also said "let's do our best"!
He said "let's do our best"!
There's nothing we can do about it.
Wow! It's here! The genius comedian!
Hey! What's up?
The genius comedian is here!
Hey! What's up?
I heard one thing.
Really?
Hamaya-san said it too, but I don't know what you mean.
Really?
I'll be honest with you.
I talked about it with someone before.
The reputation at the time was pretty bad!
First, Adachimi's...
If you pity me, give me money!
It's cold! Get out of my way!
You're the one who's doing it!
He gave up his gayness and ran away from the stage.
Since he worked as a comedian, Yamazaki had a bad image of him.
I've been working all over the industry and I'm losing more and more jobs.
I'm serious!
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding!
My image is pretty bad.
I see.
In order to improve my image, I've been thinking about a lot of things.
That's tough.
You're a genius.
Genius comedian appears!
That's all I can say.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Basically, I'm doing a big dinner with you all.
I'm doing a big dinner with you all.
Everyone, please stand up for me!
What do you mean?
For example, there are times when you come up with interesting answers.
I'll decide all of them.
You're doing a big dinner and you say things like that?
That's right.
You say things like that?
I'll decide all of them.
I've rehearsed all of them and I'll decide all of them now.
Only people I like will be guests today.
Only people you like?
Only people I like...
Only people you like will be guests.
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying to improve my image.
Why can't we cooperate?
The ball will definitely slip, won't it?
It will definitely slip.
I don't like that.
Can we not laugh about it?
We won't laugh about it!
Really?
Then let's rehearse it once.
Everyone is so down-to-earth.
But...
In the end, they were forced to rehearse.
Without being convinced, Yamazaki went to rehearse.
But you were forced to rehearse!
Matsumoto-san was first!
And, um...
Tanaka was second!
And Endo was third!
And I was last!
- Well, well, well... - I was last.
- Are you in this scene? - Yes!
- And you're wearing this! - What do you mean?
Everyone, you're wearing this moss green...
- It's plain! - It's a color that's hard to tell!
- You're wearing that pink? - Yes, it's me.
I'm wearing pink.
- Everyone's wearing the same color? - The same color.
I have a nose. I have a nose.
Should we start with the introduction?
- You don't have an opinion, do you? - No, I don't.
This is Hamada-san's comment.
This isn't a comment...
- You can't say that! - No, I can!
Please say it!
- What is it? - What is it?
Um...
Bokuchin.
Um, when you say something, you say "bokuchin".
All the time.
- When you say your own name. - Bokuchin.
Bokuchin learned how to cook recently and wanted to make a hot dog, so he warmed up his dog.
- Is there another one? - Yes.
- Next. - The other day, while walking in the city, I saw a very sexy passenger car driving.
Wow, it's a Chinchin train.
- Have you always been shy? - What?
- Have you always been shy? - Have you always been shy?
You're very shy. You're very nervous, so speak quietly.
- Speak quietly? - Speak quietly.
- Why? - Why?
- Do I have to face down? - Face down.
- Like this? - You have high tension.
- Do I have high tension? - Yes.
Hello, turtle, turtle.
Last Friday, I had a job in Osaka.
I'm Shouzou Endo.
- Can I say it? - Why?
- Do I have high tension? - Yes, you do.
- You say it confidently. - Like this?
Even if you don't laugh or get angry at me, I'm in a pinch.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Come on! - I'm your junior.
I've always wanted to say it!
Masumoto always says it here, so I wanted to say it!
And I was like, "Whoa! He said it!"
I was like, "Whoa! He said it!"
And then...
What did you say?
Are you a genius?
Are you a genius?!
Whoa, that looks good!
I want to do it!
Arnold Schwarzenegger said something funny.
What did you say?
Could you think about it for a second?
I can't eat it anymore.
He said it in Japanese.
He's a foreigner.
I really wanted to make you laugh.
Yes!
Arnold Schwarzenegger said something funny!
I couldn't finish "Terminator" so I threw up.
I'll say it in the show.
Wait a minute! What's this?
Think about what I'm about to say.
Is it a bug?
It's not a bug!
It's your answer!
It's not a bug!
I'll say it in the show.
With reference materials?
With reference materials.
Yamasaki-san, if you don't say anything, you can't say it's over.
That's right.
Then I'll say it in the show.
I can't eat it anymore.
Matsumoto-san, you say it.
Wait a minute!
Matsumoto-san, you say it.
I can't eat it anymore.
I see.
What is Shiba-chan's funny story?
Why don't you look it up?
It's funny.
Should I say it?
Shiba-chan, you should say it.
What's wrong?
I'll say it.
Is that so?
There's nothing wrong with me, right?
You're on leave this time.
Leave?
What do you mean "leave"?
Tanaka, you only say it once.
No, I won't say it again.
The viewers either cut it out or couldn't answer it.
Wait a minute!
Matsumoto-san, you say it!
I can't eat it anymore.
Matsumoto-san's answer is "I can't wait for tomorrow's excursion."
Endo decided not to say it.
And Matsumoto-san's funny story is...
After "dogan!"
What do you want to say?
Don't go out into the world.
You were scared at the time.
Like a curtain.
You were scared.
Isn't there anymore?
And as soon as you sat down, you said "Hakkan, you're funny."
As soon as you sat down, you said "Hakkan, you're funny. Say it again."
Say it again.
Do you love me?
I love you.
I don't know the meaning of it.
Oh no.
Everyone's watching TV.
It's okay.
I love you.
Say it again.
I love you.
And...
Okay, okay, okay.
What is the last word of someone who fell down?
Matsumoto-san said...
The last word of someone who fell down is "Help me."
And Tanaka said...
The last word is "Kya."
Kya?
It's your first time saying it like that.
It's my first time saying it like that.
And you said...
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
And I said...
Okay, this is the last one.
Okay, Yamasaki-san.
It's melting!
And then...
My stomach hurts.
The last one is a rehearsal of "Dajal" using objects.
Let's go with this one.
Okay, Matsumoto-san.
Okay.
Please.
What is this?
A file.
A file!
Thank you.
Good night.
If you don't mind, I'll do it like this.
It's cold.
I'm sorry. It's cold.
If you don't mind, I'll do it like this.
We're partners, but I'm sorry.
And you do it like this.
But you don't like it at all, do you?
What?
You don't like it at all, but you want me to do it?
I...
Good night.
Are you still thinking about it here?
But it's fine in a way.
I want to do that, too.
You're annoying.
When you're holding this, your legs are already...
You're annoying.
And Yamazaki's enthusiastic fans fill the venue.
Yamazaki's big plan to improve his image is in the second half of the program.
What do you think?
I have sad news for you.
What is it?
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble, but...
Today's opening is about 20 minutes long...
...and the talking part is about 5 or 6 minutes long.
There is neither good nor bad!
It's over!
I'll give you back your watch in about 5 minutes.
What a big booing!
There is neither good nor bad!
I was so angry last night...
About what?
You don't do the laundry yourself, do you?
I don't.
You don't, so you don't know.
I'm so angry.
Why?
You know, you do the laundry, right?
Of course I do it myself.
No, no...
It doesn't matter, but you're so energetic!
Who... Who are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
I... I...
I'm going to take it out of the dryer...
Yes, yes...
You know...
What is it?
My underwear...
It's definitely turned inside out!
Do you know?
Do it properly before you put it in!
No! I don't like it like that, so I always take it off properly!
That's kind of you, but you don't like it!
Even though you always do it...
You do the laundry, put it in the dryer, and when it comes out, it's turned inside out!
Out of the six, five of them are turned inside out!
And the shirts, too! The Heins shirts are all turned inside out, too!
What do you think about this?
You have to turn it around to do the laundry, right?
You have to turn it around, right?
You have to turn it around like this, right?
At that moment, your pants and shirt will be turned inside out, right?
At that moment, you have to turn it around like this, right?
You can turn it around like that, but why can't you turn it upside down?
Why does it end upside down in the end?
Right?
Why is it like that?
If you think you're wearing pajamas in the dark, you're definitely wearing it upside down.
If you think you're wearing it upside down, you're definitely wearing it upside down.
First of all, it seems like you can do any impersonation,
but please do the impersonation of the next three people who also threw a croquette.
Is it about a croquette being thrown?
Can I do it?
Yes.
Akira Takarada.
Yes.
I see.
No, can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Please do it.
Akira Takarada.
Yes.
Well, there are a lot of people who run away like this, but I hate that kind of thing.
I see.
I'll do it right away.
Please do it.
But before that, I'd like to ask you about Keisuke Kuwata.
Wait a minute!
What does that have to do with anything?!
No, no, well, it's not like you can do something like this.
That's fine.
Yes.
(imitating Keisuke Kuwata)
Thank you.
Now, the main subject.
The main subject.
Takara, Takira, Inagaki, Koro, Ogata director.
Yes.
Please do it, you three.
Before we do it...
Keisuke Kuwata...
That's enough!
Listen to me first!
If you don't do it, you can't do it!
Keisuke Kuwata, you can't do it?
You can't do it!
Wow, that's so cool!
Are you sure you can do it?
I'll teach you, I'll teach you, Keisuke Kuwata.
Yes.
You're the only one I love.
Teach me how to say it, I don't know how to do it.
Sing first, sing first.
You're second.
What's second?
I'm first, so you're second.
What did you say?
In the entertainment world...
There's a lot of impersonators...
First and second.
You're second?!
What's first like?
That's too much.
This too much is the point!
Oh, is that so?
Yes, let's do it, let's do it.
Yes, do it again, do it again.
I can't do it!
You're first, right?
I'm first!
Ogini Daigassen!
Let me introduce myself one by one!
First of all, next to me...
I recently learned how to cook.
I was going to make a hot dog, but I warmed up my dog.
What?!
I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Nice to meet you.
Next up...
Recently, when I was walking in the city...
I saw a very erotic vehicle running.
A tram...
Why?!
I'm Tanaka Naoki.
Next up!
Hello, hello, turtle, turtle...
Last Friday, I had work in Osaka!
I'm Endo Shodo!
Why?!
Nice to meet you!
Yes!
Lastly...
While laughing...
Even if you make me laugh while I'm not laughing, I'm in a lot of trouble!
Ah! There it is!
The erotic vehicle!
You're a genius!
With a nice answer, I'm in a happy mood!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
I'm going to give you a question now, so the speakers have a flipboard in the back, and you'll write down the answer on the flipboard.
We'll start with the one who's done it.
Yes!
The first question is...
This one!
What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's funny story?
Raise your hand if you've done it.
Yes!
What was Shiba-chan's funny story?
I can't eat it anymore.
Why?!
Okay, next!
Yes!
Yes, end!
Yes!
Can't you see this fatigue?!
Okay, next!
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Motoku!
Yes!
What was Shiba-chan's funny story?
I'm going on holiday tomorrow. I'm happy!
Why?!
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes!
What was Shiba-chan's funny story?
Yes!
In "Terminator 1," I pulled out my butt and held it up.
Yes!
Mr. Yama...
Yes?
You'll go around the world!
Yes!
Scary!
Okay, next!
You don't have one?
What's this?
I'll go now.
Yes!
Okay, what was Shiba-chan's funny story?
Why don't you look it up on peer?
I get excited when I'm with you!
Yes!
It's funny!
Do it again!
Again?!
You're done for! You're done for!
The next topic is this!
What is the last word of someone who fell into a lava pit?
- Yes! - Yes!
Wait, wait, wait...
No, "what is the last word of someone who fell into a lava pit?"
Help me!
Why?
- Next! - Yes!
- Oh, Tanaka! - Yes!
What is the last word of someone who fell into a lava pit?
Well...
Why?!
Wait, you're saying it in a bad way!
In a bad way?
You shouldn't have said it like that!
You should have said it in a bad way!
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Okay, end!
Okay!
What is the last word of someone who fell down in the middle of the night?
Okay!
It's hot! It's hot!
What's up with you?!
Let's do it!
Okay!
Okay, Ozaki-san!
Okay!
What is the last word of someone who fell down in the middle of the night?
I'm melting!
What is the last word of someone who fell down in the middle of the night?
You should have said it in a bad way!
Who is saying "da-ja-re"?!
As you can see, we have prepared a variety of sweets in the back.
Okay!
Please say "da-ja-re" using those sweets!
Okay!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay, think about it!
Okay, I'll think about it!
Okay, Yamazaki-san!
I'll do it!
I'm up!
Okay!
No! There's an ireba!
No!
You're annoying!
Japanese comedy club, I'm counting on you!
Comedy club, I'm counting on you!
Okay!
Matsumoto-san!
I'll use a file!
Okay, use a file!
Good night!