AISubs v3.5
When Matsumoto-san was in the Ishihara Corps
Yes
It seems you had a fight with Tachi Hiroshi just once
What was the reason?
Well, there are good and bad sides of Tachi
Shut up!
What was the reason?
Well, I gave my opinion
Yes
After watching the commercial
Yes
Well...
What do you think of Tachi Hiroshi?
Oh, it's been a while!
I asked him if it was okay
Oh, I asked him to tell Mine
Yes
Ryuta
Yes
It seemed like Mine said something weird
Yes, that's right
Well, I go to the office three times a week
You must be very bored!
I was there with Tachi
Oh, I see!
When Tachi came to get his salary
That's true!
When Tachi was counting
Wow!
Oh, I see!
I was happy that he was there
Why did you get off?
When I got off, I thought "Oh, it's Tachi!"
I knew that Tachi didn't like me
But I was an adult and I didn't want to ignore him
So I walked over to the president's office
And Tachi grabbed me by the legs like this
Boss!
Hey, what the hell!
You're being treated like that!
Yes
And we had a fight
Oh, I see!
You were crying at the end, weren't you?
I was crying
Almost
You were almost crying!
I was almost crying. I was half-naked when I was crying
Yoshizumi came to save me
Yoshizumi?
Ishihara Yoshizumi
Ishihara Yoshizumi?
Ishihara Corps?
It's Ishihara Corps, isn't it?
I don't think you're an Ishihara professional
But I happened to be there
I was like, "Give me that job"
Ladies and Gentlemen
Next up is God Mazumosu, who has had a huge impact on all mankind and is a standard for judging values
Thank you
The boundary between nudity and not nudity is whether you show your nipples or not
Please tell us about the next boundary
Whether you show your nipples or not
It's whether you have a mustache or not
Wow, you're amazing again today
Is it dirty or not?
It doesn't matter whether you're a comedian or not
It's whether you're up or down
If you're down, it's dirty
If you're up, it's dirty
If you're not up, you shouldn't take it off
So you should check whether you're up or down before you take it off
By the way, nipples are not symmetrical
It's like an old man's watch
That's not good
That's dirty
You shouldn't do that
If you're up or down, you shouldn't do that
I'm telling you
You shouldn't do that either
You should do like this
Do you understand?
Isn't it a lolicon?
"Isn't it a lolicon?" This is difficult
When I was in high school and middle school...
High school students don't use "loricon" anymore
Elementary school students!
Elementary school students don't use "candy boy"
That's not a lolicon
Isn't it Lupin?
"Isn't it Lupin?" What is that?
Isn't it Lupin?
"Isn't it Lupin?" The last question "Isn't it Lupin?"
"Isn't it Lupin?" That's...
"Isn't it Lupin?" whether or not Fujiko-chan is there
"Isn't it Lupin?" I'm sorry, it can't be helped
"Isn't it Lupin?" Am I bad?
"Isn't it Lupin?" You're in 8th place
Matsumoto-san, who has won 3 years in a row in all of Japan's few championships
What a lame championship
There are people who have short hair on their back or neck, but...
What do you call that hair? Where is it?
Um...
On their back or neck?
I don't know, but I think it's around here
Yeah, it's around here
It's there, it's there
It's there, isn't it?
I don't have it
You're bald
Why?!
You're fast when you're hurting yourself
You too!
Can't you say anything better than that?
Don't you have any manners?
You're going up and up
Why is it so crunchy?
It's you!
It's hard, isn't it?
My big brother is amazing, and my big brother is around here
I don't have it around here, but I have it around here
What about here?
Here?
Not the buttocks?
Not the buttocks, but around here
There are people like Ogchan
But overall it's the buttocks, right?
Because it's growing in the buttocks
Do you know what this is?
What?
Do you know what this is?
What?
It's called "unagi" (eel)
"Unagi" (eel)
I have to explain the reason why it's growing here
I see
These guys are aiming for the next one
They don't want to end like this
Where do you want to go from here?
They're aiming higher and higher, they're aiming for the head
They want to get the head
I see
They have this strong desire
I see
So they want to go higher and higher
So it's like "sub-unagi" (eel)
I don't know at all
What are you talking about?
Is it my time?
What's wrong with your time?
Is it my "kawaii koburu" (cute little blue)
What's wrong with you?
I don't know
Why did you say that?
If you don't know, why did you say you don't know?
What?
Nothing
If you don't know, why did you say you don't know?
I don't know
You don't know the meaning
I know it
If you don't know, say it
I don't know