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Are there any guests you've been thinking about recently?
Recently, I haven't had that many guests.
I see.
I want to have more big guests, but I haven't thought about it.
I see.
Is there anyone you'd like to have as a guest?
For example?
For example...
Like an actress?
Yes.
Like Hiroko Yakushima?
Yes.
I've seen her before.
I saw her earlier.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I saw her at the stairs.
Call her!
She was upstairs.
Really? She called you?
She called me.
Are you upstairs?
I'm sorry.
Why are you laughing?
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I don't think we'll have any guests.
But if we have guests, I'd like Hiroko Yakushima to do this.
It's here!
I'm Serac.
Serac?
Yes, I am.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to come out.
What is it?
What?
That's...
What do you mean "what"?
Hiroko Yakushima.
What is it?
What?
Can I go home?
Is there anything else?
I'm sorry.
You're really dashing.
I'm in trouble.
That's right.
I'd like Hiroko Yakushima to do this.
It's a variety show.
What?
Serac, you're doing it, too?
What?
Seriously?
What?
Can you call Komura?
Komura?
Which one?
The school.
What?
I think we should have gone.
We might get told again.
Everyone, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Oh, Shou!
Oh, good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning, Shou!
Good morning!
What's up?
Oh, no, I just happened to be here for work today.
Shou, you're here for work?
No, I'm here for a meeting.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
Oh, good morning.
It's like we're getting excited about doing a big cut.
Yes, yes.
And when you say "big cut", it means that Shou is going to do it.
So we'd like you to decide who will do it.
Yes, we'd like you to come out like that.
Is that so?
Yes.
Well, Shou is a master of deciding, isn't he?
Shou, you know, the first momentum...
How rude!
You're sitting!
You started sitting down!
I thought that was really nice.
It's like you're being guided.
What are you going to do?
Oh...
You...
What's wrong with you?
I'm angry!
I'm sorry...
You did it again!
I said no!
You can't do that!
What's wrong with you?
- Where is it? - Where is it?
- Even if it's the same award, we've been rejected many times. - That's right.
- Where is Inoki-san? - Inoki-san...
- Have you seen Inoki-san around here? - Inoki - san...
- Inoki-san... - Inoki-san...
- You should ask him directly. - I don't think Inoki-san is here.
- Really? - Yes.
- I don't think he's here. - He is here.
- I'll look for him, but if he's not here, I'm sorry. - He is here.
- I don't think he's here. - I'm sorry.
- You should go there and... - Please.
- I want to invite you. - I want to invite you.
- We're in Shinjuku, Tokyo, so... - We'll look for you and invite you.
- Yes. - You'll be successful.
This is the best thing in the world.
He's dead!
What's wrong with you?!
I'd like you to count for me.
One, two, three!
This time...
He didn't fall at all!
He's round!
Thank you for your time.
Thank you!
You're still doing it?
I didn't know you were called "Mr. Shimura" or "Mr. Ken Shimura" or something like that.
I was there.
What? Really?
Yes.
Really?
Takasu...
I've never seen him before!
No, I mean...
I didn't know you'd call me here.
I didn't call you.
I'm the one who's going to talk.
It's dangerous if you make me angry.
I heard you were really excited today.
No, I wasn't!
You're the kind of Shimura you are when you're excited.
I'm the kind of Shimura you are when you're excited.
Oh! It's Sakamoto-chan!
What?
Go, Romia! I'm going to call him.
Oh, really?
Sakamoto-chan! Sakamoto-chan!
Oh, you're hiding!
Hurry up and talk!
There's a lot of people!
It's amazing!
There's a lot of people!
It's amazing!
Good morning!
I've been waiting for you!
Good morning!
It's Shimura-san!
What?
I want an actress.
Oh, really?
An actress.
Motoichi, why don't you go see Haksumara-san one more time?
One more time?
If you push it one more time, I feel like you can do it.
I feel like you can do it.
Is that so?
Haksumara-san...
Is he still there?
I don't know.
Good morning!
It's amazing!
Oh, Hiromu-san!
Hiromu-san!
Where are you?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Shimura-san!
Hey!
Um...
It's me, Hiromi Ko.
What?
It's me, Hiromi Ko.
The content hasn't been finalized yet,
but I'd like you, Hiromi Ko...
next week...
You're always the last one!
No, you!
It's me, Hiromi Ko, Ama-san!
Hey! Hey!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Go back!
Um...
It hasn't been finalized yet, but...
Um...
I don't usually say "cut it out" or anything like that,
so I'm wondering if you'd like it...
Yeah...
Let's do it.
You're gonna do it?
Are you serious?
You're gonna do it?
Okay, I'll contact you!
Please do!
"Goodbye" is not a farewell word...
It's like this...
Hey!
Motoichi!
Can you call Yagushimaru-san for me?
You do it!
I was surprised!
Can you call Yagushimaru-san for me?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Can you call me for me?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Ah!
Akko-san?
Akko-san's here.
Akko-san's here?
Yes.
Akko-san?
Yoshinobu...
Matsumoto-san...
Akko-san...
Ah...
Long time no see!
Hey, Matsumoto!
You know...
I'm a little bit...
Matsumoto-san!
Akko-san!
Long time no see!
Akko-san!
If you say that...
Why didn't you say it first?
Matsumoto will do it?
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Good evening, gentlemen.
Um, what can I do for you?
Huh?
What's up with you guys lately?
*sigh*
So, what's up with this?
Well, we've got something going.
Huh?
We've got one, and another one, and now we've got it all together.
It's gotten a little big.
Oh, that's bad.
You've got something going!
What do you mean?
Here.
Oh, I think this is probably, um, I think it's that.
Um, what do you call it? Um, it's accumulating.
Yes, yes.
Sexual desire.
Oh, is that so?
It hasn't been spreading lately.
Oh, is that so?
Yes. Um, I don't know if it's right for me to say this in private, but...
I've decided to stop masturbating.
Yes.
After all, I'm still young, and I don't think I should be masturbating.
Um, I broke up with my wife the other day.
That's still a big deal, isn't it?!
To quit!
Well, she was crying, too.
Her? No, no, it's not her.
I know it must have been hard for you, too.
I told her, "Let's just break up."
But she packed up her luggage and said, "Thank you."
Thank you for not falling in love with me again.
You!
"I'll leave my laundry here," she said.
And she left.
Laugh a little more.
Where are you going?
So you quit?
What?
How many days have you been quitting?
Um...two days.
You can't say you quit!
It's amazing you quit for two days!
How many times have you fallen in love with me in a week?
You've fallen in love with me three times a day for a week.
Of course you have.
You can't stop, can you?
You can fall in love with me anytime.
Who are you?
I quit.
You did it every day!
No, I didn't.
You quit.
It's only been two days.
No, I mean...
For example...
It's like a rehearsal.
If you practice too much, you won't do well in the actual performance.
What do you mean?
If you practice too much, you won't get excited in the actual performance.
Do you understand?
The actual performance and practice are different.
Do you want me to do it again?
No, it's not like that.
I want you to be more sensitive.
That's what I want you to do.
That's what you do too much!
You do it every day.
You should do it for a day or so.
What about you?
Um...
But I...
I guess I'm not much different from you.
Why are you talking like that?
No, you know, when I was in middle school, I didn't think I'd do something like that after turning 30.
You didn't think so?
I definitely wouldn't do something like that. I thought adults wouldn't do it.
I'm 34 now. I don't think I'll do it at all.
You'll be surprised.
You're still a kid.
I'm still a kid. That means when I was in elementary school, my dad was probably still doing it, right?
I was doing it.
Now that I think about it...
Of course you would.
But I thought I'd quit it. I thought I shouldn't do it.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
You haven't been in the videos for the past two days.
Yeah, you're right.
Wait, which ones?
The ones you've been in and the ones you haven't been in?
Yeah, well...
Well...
I really was doing it yesterday.
You're doing it, aren't you?!
Why are you lying?!
I don't know...
Maybe it's a little cool.
Is it cool?!
I'm getting angry!
Why do you have to lie like that?!
I'm laughing!
Why do you have to lie like that?!
I'm laughing!
No, I can't talk about this forever, but let me say one thing.
I've never done it without voice.
I see.
So I want to do it at least once.
The reason why I did it is because I haven't tried it that much before.
Too much.
So I want to do it without voice at least once.
I see.
So I'm going to try it now.
But you really have to quit.
Why?!
You have kids.
Why me?!
It's not like I did it in front of them.
If you do it in front of them, the kids will be surprised.
Mom!
Dad!
Hurry up!
Right?
I can't help it even if I tell you this story.
Okay, I'll say it.
Oh, you say good things.
Okay, I'll say it.
Please say it.
Cyborg.
"Cyborg" Koichan?!
He's Cyborg...
He's Cyborg Koichan!
He happened to be watching, you know?
Oh, is that so?
If you talk like that, I'm afraid I'll go to the military exam!
So you're interested in the name "Cyborg Koichi", right?
Yes!
Who gave you that name?
The president of the gym.
You know...
If you're going to do it again, you know...
You should add "go away" on top of it.
Yes, I understand.
Or "go!"
You know, I think you should add that.
Go!
I think you should add something more.
Like "cyborg".
Yes, that's right.
Something like "kaktak".
Yes, that's right.
I think you should do that too.
Right?
I think you should add more codes and stuff like that.
Like "short man".
Yes, yes.
And I think you should dress like a professor.
Well, we're still preparing for that.
When you shower and come back to the gym...
Yes?
What is the coolest thing you can do?
Cool...
How do you wait?
For example...
You say "wait a minute, I'm going to shower first".
Yes, yes.
And you go, right?
Gacha!
I think you have a bath towel wrapped around your waist or something like that.
Waist?!
She's waiting for you.
It doesn't matter where you are.
It's hot!
She's waiting for you.
How does she wait for you?
She waits for me like this in bed.
Like a gate of youth?
You're pretty good!
That's no good.
Why are you in such a position?
It's hard for a woman like you to live like that.
What do you want me to do?
I have three things I want you to do.
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you the coolest thing.
What is it?
It's something I've been working on for many years.
I see.
Isn't it good?
It's something I did a lot of research on.
I came up with it when I was in high school.
You're still using it?!
You...
I'm sorry.
I'll tell you about the second coolest thing.
You're the second coolest woman.
That's right.
When she comes out of bed, she's wearing pants and holding onto a wall and reading a dictionary.
She's reading a dictionary, isn't she?
Isn't that really cool?
I don't know until I finish reading it.
That's not true!
When she comes out of bed, she's reading a dictionary.
And when she says, "Oh, you're here," this is where it gets cool.
She takes off her bath towel...
and pinches it in.
You know where you're going next, don't you?
I want to know what's best for you.
I'll tell you later.
What do you mean, "later"?
I'll tell you after a little more time.
Don't think about it.
I won't think about it!
It exists in reality!
All I have to do is untie the ribbon.
Wouldn't you wait for me to untie the ribbon?
Oh, I see.
Animals often let humans know of danger.
When rabbits make noise, earthquakes occur.
When birds make noise, fires occur.
Please tell me about the behavior of animals that tell you about other disasters.
Well, I don't know what's best for me.
Anything is fine for me.
Is there a dog wandering in the sky?
Yes, there is a dog.
Is that so?
Yes.
What would a dog do in the sky?
Well, there's that, too.
If a cat shows up...
What about a dog?!
What?
What about a dog?
What?
What about a dog?!
What are you talking about?! Is there a dog?!
There is a dog!
What?!
I said there is a dog!
Yes, yes.
Well, to put it simply...
Well...
Nothing comes up.
Nothing comes up, but...
I don't even panic.
For 20 consecutive years.
I just want to lie down.
It's funny.
But...
Even if you say it like that, it's not serious.
Are you going to run away?!
Of course!
I like turning my back on people the most.
Of course!
So, I'm not going to run away like that.
You're not going to run away?!
I want to end it like this.
You want to end it like this?!
Just for this time!
Let me run away!
Let me run away with my back turned!
When you take a shower and come back to your new chair...
What should you do...
To look the coolest?!
Hey, you're not bad either.
You killed your partner, didn't you?!
That's good!
No, you just said it!
Did I?
You know, it's like...
Yes?
You know, I can really feel it.
I can really feel the feelings of each and every customer.
While they're still talking and talking,
I feel like they're trying to escape.
I see.
You know what I mean, right?
You idiot! There's no such thing like that!
What's wrong with you?!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm going to solve it!
Right?!
Yeah, yeah.
You're bad!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm thinking!
I'm thinking of a bomb right now!
You guys are the ones who say it, so you guys don't say it!
Right?!
You've lost your power!
I've been angry for a long time and I know it!
You guys are bad!
If Akko-san refuses...
Let's think about it!
Yes!
Right?
There's no plan.
Right?
Isn't it?
It's here.
It's here?
Yes.
Ah!
Akko-san!
Akko-san, what did you do?
Akko-san!
That money!
I want you to come to the club soon.
Hoho!