AISubs v3.5
Now, let's see...
Yes, yes, yes.
Today we have a lot of things to do from head to toe.
Today we have a lot of things to carry.
Did you get drunk last week?
I forgot about it, but...
Now... now... I just remembered.
Yes, yes, yes.
In one minute...
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll give you 5%.
That's right.
What did you do?
I'll give you 5%.
What did you do in that one minute?
Now...
Ah!
What?
I'll go up again.
I don't mind.
You're stubborn.
But what did you do last week?
Let's take a look.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Oh...
Are you ready?
Yes.
Matsuo-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is one minute.
Oh, this is one minute, right?
Last week...
This is idealistic.
Was this idealistic?
If it goes up by 5%, it has to go up like this.
Is idealistic idealistic?
I thought it was going up.
Ah, is it idealistic?
5% means...
Yes.
Approximately...
Yes.
2 million people put their instruments together at this moment.
I understand.
Approximately 2 million people.
2 million people.
Yes.
Let's take a look.
Yes.
Take a look at the order.
Yes, take a look at the order.
Right now...
It's going up like this.
Yes.
Now, the instruments...
Yes, gradually...
The instruments are going up.
Gradually...
Um...
Now, from here...
Oh, it's starting to look good.
It's starting to look good.
It's going up.
A little, right?
Now, for this one minute...
Gradually...
Nadarakayama...
Nadarakayama is fun.
No, wait a minute.
It's going up!
It's going up a little.
It's going up, isn't it?
How high did it go up?
It didn't go up by 0 points.
But it didn't go down. Isn't it amazing?
But it doesn't matter.
On the contrary, this is your punishment.
Why is that?
Isn't it because we gave you 5%?
But this is a good opportunity, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
Isn't it? We've been saying it for a long time.
But it wasn't 5%. It was 0.6%.
Yes.
Now, what should we do?
What should we do? There's nothing we can do.
What?
There's nothing we can do?
No, no, no. It's not like that.
There's no money and there's nothing we can do.
There's money.
I have a lot of money.
What is it?
No, no, it's not like that.
What is it?
It's what you said.
I think I said it.
You said it, didn't you?
What are you doing?
Well, I'm doing this, so my abs are fine.
Don't come to me all of a sudden!
Well, I'm glad I have this.
If you were a manly man, you'd be in trouble.
What are you doing?
It's a punishment, a punishment, a punishment game.
Why isn't it a punishment? It's up.
It's not up! I said I'd give you 5%.
It's 5%, so it can't be up.
Hey, hey, hey!
You said it.
Even if it's a consumption tax, it won't take that long.
Because it's up!
5% with a seal on it.
Yes, yes.
Well, it's fine, but...
What is it?
Well, we talked about various things with the staff.
You just said something about abs.
Yes, I have abs.
For example...
TV shopping.
You know...
A muscular foreigner running in shorts...
He's doing it, isn't he?!
That...
Um...
A lot of people...
But wait a minute!
Was there such a thing on Japanese TV?
There is, there is.
You're lying!
Was it like that?
It is, it is.
But you're just playing foreign videos, right?
No, you can do it, right?
Am I going to California?
No, why?!
It's weird.
Where... where is it?
I'm going to get a studio.
You do it yourself...
And recommend it to everyone on TV.
I bought it with my own money!
Isn't it like that?
What else is there?
Also...
Hitoshi and Akiko's Manzai
This is...
Fall school festival season.
School festival...
Do you want me to go there?
Um...
My mother...
Recently...
She's been riding a Gungunz.
Also...
And there was a phone call.
Yesterday!
That's right, there was a phone call yesterday!
Hitoshi, thank you!
She said it all of a sudden.
What is it?
What is it? What do you mean 'thank you'?
I said it and...
In Osaka...
A commercial was decided.
Wait a minute!
What kind of commercial?
Something like Nissin's Yakisoba!
This old man decided a commercial!
I don't like it at all!
"Did you accept it?" I said.
Yes, I did!
No, you don't say "thank you" like that!
Also!
This is amazing!
What is it?
Lotte's...
Lotte is good, isn't it?
Do you know Cool Mint Gum?
Yes, I know.
Do you know it, everyone?
That penguin...
The penguin with the picture...
How is it?
Penguin!
Are you a penguin fan?
The penguin with the gum is you.
That's delicious for me! I don't have to do anything, right?
I'll take a picture of you.
Really?
Rokechi... Nankyo...
Nankyo!
Why?
It's getting cold in this season!
It's finally getting cold!
Why don't you go to Antarctica in this season?
I'll only go and take pictures!
How long will it take you to go to Antarctica?
Not long. Two or three hours?
Two or three hours?
That's a lot of time.
Sorry, I'm half-assed.
It can't be two or three hours!
That's the tone of it!
What are you talking about? It's too late!
It's fine, but...
This much is fine.
For us,
Antarctica is not far.
But for you,
for you,
you're a big Mats-chan fan.
Mats-chan's pity!
That's awfully cruel!
Mats-chan's pity!
That's awfully cruel!
Mats-chan's pity!
Hama-chan is arrogant.
Hama-chan is more arrogant than Matsu-chan.
It's fine if I'm arrogant.
You shouldn't be proud of yourself.
I'm telling you this. If you let me do it here, I won't have another chance like this.
I'm going to push you.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to hit you.
No, I'm going abroad.
Let's go to Antarctica.
Which one do you want me to go?
Antarctica.
Why don't you go there?
Why me?
I've been to Evian and Charpenton.
Charpenton?
You want me to go to New York?
You want me to go to Evian?
What are you doing there?
What were you doing at that time?
What do you mean?
What were you doing while I was being punished?
What were you doing while I was in Evian?
When you were in Evian, I was about to die!
You...
My schedule...
No, no.
Ask your manager.
No, no.
It's messed up.
Why is it messed up?
I don't know why, but it's messed up all of a sudden.
For now, Tuesday is messed up.
You want me to go to Gengotsu?
Give me a break.
No, no.
I'm going to go to Evian and Gamuya.
What's wrong with you?
Did you do something that bad?
Japan is in a pretty bad state at the World Cup.
It's bad, isn't it?
A lot of people are suffering, but is this okay?
Matsumoto Ryu, if you do this, Japan can go to the World Cup.
I see.
Please tell me.
I see, I see.
First of all, I want to say something to all the players.
I see, say it.
Everyone is like that, but...
Say it.
After all, it's the eyes of a swan.
Every night.
That's where it starts.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
I mean, it's like this, but...
Huh?
Wow!
Say it properly!
You know, let me say it.
You know Lopez, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
His nickname is funny!
This has nothing to do with the game!
You know, Lopish!
What does it have to do with it?
Doesn't it have a "p"?
Maybe it's better in the north?
That's different.
That's different, too.
So it's "p"?
Doesn't it have a "p"?
I didn't think you'd look for it like that!
You're desperate!
Well, "low" is...
What was "sue" like?
"Sue" is like this.
"Sue" of "nus".
"Nus" plateau.
High sand.
There's that, right?
There is.
And that's good!
"p" wasn't there!
It has "h" in it, but...
I thought it wouldn't work.
But you know what?
It's "p"!
Lopis!
You know, Lopis!
What is that?!
It's cold!
Recently, in Japan, like in America,
patients are often told not to say anything.
Yes, yes, yes.
In reality, I don't think doctors will be able to say it in front of patients.
Thinking about the patient...
Eh?!
In order not to hurt them, how should we announce it?
I see.
This is really...
Finally, this show has hit its own wall.
Speak up!
Don't write "p"!
I'm busy, too!
After all, it's a shocking thing, isn't it?!
But you have to say it.
A human being has to say it to another human being.
That's right.
I'm a little...
I'm sure doctors will say it, too.
It's "no see" under "no toba".
Are you alive or dead?
What the hell are you saying?
I'll kill you if you say it again!
I won't say it twice.
Just say it!
- You're kidding! - It's a joke! - Right? - It's a joke!
It's okay, it's okay.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- After all, what makes a human anxious is... - Yes.
- It comes from loneliness. - I see.
- Anxiety comes from it. - I see.
- It takes away this loneliness. - Yes.
- Right? - Loneliness...
- This is not only about cancer, but about everything. - Yes.
- Before you say anything painful to your partner... - Yes.
- For example, an armpit is fine. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Anything is fine. - Anything is fine.
- Before you say anything to your partner... - Anything is fine.
I'm like that too, but...
Oh, that's...
- It might be good. - It's good, right?
- Yes. - Is it okay?
But it's not like you're lying.
- Even if you think it's a lie... - Yes, yes.
- That kindness is not happy. - I see.
- Right? - Yes, yes.
- What a kind person you are. - I see.
- You can't get mad at him. - Yes.
- It's my armpit that's bad. - I see.
- That's how you get there. - Yes.
- I think doctors should be like that too. - I see.
- I'm like you, but you have cancer. - Yes.
- If you can't stop laughing... - I can't do that!
I can't do it!
- I don't know what you want. - I can't do it!
- I'll go and clean up. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about!
You're good!