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Put it in the bag!
Tie it up with a rope! Tie it up with a rope!
Tie it up!
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Tie it up! Tie it up! Tie it up!
He's too nasty
Tease him
We need 15 of them
We can't do it alone
Your turn!
Now! Now!
Go! Go! Go!
Watch out! Watch out!
Here! Here! Here!
Here! Here!
Sorry!
It's out!
This is an emergency situation!
What's wrong?!
It's a rope! A rope!
If it comes out, we're in trouble!
Help me!
Stop it!
What are you going to do?
I can't run away!
Tanaka!
If you go this far, you'll get caught!
I can't do it!
The enemy is hiding quite a bit.
But you might not come back.
You might not come back.
I can't do it.
Are you sure you can do it?
Open it!
Are you serious?
Check it out!
Wait!
Catch it!
Move!
It's hot!
You can do it!
You're good!
Open it!
Ah, he ran away! He ran away!
There he is! There he is!
He ran away!
He ran away! Run!
Wait!
Run!
What are you going to do about this?!
Run!
Wait! Wait!
He's weak! He's weak!
Don't chase me!
He ran away!
I did it!
I stopped him!
I did it!
I stopped him!
I did it!
I stopped him! I stopped him!
I stopped him!
He's strong!
Wait a second!
Nice!
What was that?!
I stopped him!
You got me!
Good for you!
What time is it now?
What?
What time is it now?
5 hours and 59 minutes!
5 hours and 59 minutes, understood!
Yes!
Good!
You're amazing!
Make sure you put it in properly!
Yes!
I'll put it in properly!
What kind of creature is that?!
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Well, you know... - What is it?
- The audience is in good spirits. - Is that so?
- Yes, yes.
- Everyone is in good spirits and laughing. - Well, as I said...
- With this brat-like goal... - What's with you?!
Don't make me say anything!
- Well, but... - You brat!
Actually, when I heard about it, Heisei's boss was sweating like crazy.
- Well, whatever. - That's wonderful!
- Well, well, well, just let me say it. - Does everyone hate me that much?
- I'm sorry. - You're the only one who really likes me.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- You finally let me fly. - That's right.
- You finally let me fly. - You pulled me up.
What's so scary about that?
- It's scary for me. - Is that so?
- I... - You haven't done it.
I don't think it's scary at all.
- Do you want to do it? - No, it's not like that.
I can do it, but I'm a man like everyone else.
- What do you mean? - I'm a very lively man.
- Because you're a cowboy. - That's right.
- It's okay for me to do skydiving. - That's right.
- But it's what people think of themselves. - Wait.
I just don't like what people think of me.
So I'll do it if it's not done by anyone.
- You don't have to do it. - I'll do it without a parachute.
- I'll do it... - Hey!
- If you agree with me, I'll do it. - No, no!
I'll do it!
If you agree with me and want me to do it, I'll do it!
I'll do it!
- You sound like a highlander. - The sky is amazing, too!
It's so high up! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
- You'll perform 'beroom' and so on. - 'beroom' and the Chinese noodles.
- Don't eat stuff like that before you dive in. - If you say so, I'll do it.
- But nobody will allow me to do it. - You're wrong!
- There's no movie about skydiving and parachuting. - There's no comedy about it.
In everything you do you'll get a huge dishonour.
No one has done it before!
It's funny, isn't it?
But, you know, when we're talking like this, everyone says "ah, ah, ah", but when we actually do it, it's pretty cold in the house.
"Ah, it's cold! " I think.
Can we go home?
No, don't go home!
I'll watch you die!
Well, you know...
How is it?
Ah...
It's tough, isn't it?
What's tough? No, it's not tough at all.
Well, a lot of new programs have started, haven't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
How is it?
After all, that's all, isn't it?
Monday's... you know...
The other day I was watching TV and all I could see was idiots.
Like, stupid reporters going to a good takoyaki place.
And takoyaki is a daily thing.
And there's a place where you can line up for takoyaki.
And an idiot woman comes out and says...
Oh, delicious! It's like cream puffs!
Idiot!
Even though you're supposed to praise food, you bring up food!
Don't be like that!
Women are even more stupid!
When they see a beautiful scenery, they say "It's beautiful!"
What is that?!
It's ridiculous!
What do you mean ridiculous?!
I'm drawing a picture looking at the scenery!
That's right!
I don't know which is which!
Don't say that!
Even though fireflies are shining, I don't like it!
Don't say that now!
Even though fireflies are shining, I don't like it!
It's like firefly squid!
Don't say that!
That's right, but it's fine!
So you're against the drama from earlier?
That's enough!
It's already over!
Don't bring it up again!
You're still talking about Fuji TV and that drama...
No, no, no...
It's fine, just leave it.
Everything is going according to your instructions.
What is that?!
You're mind-controlling.
Matsumoto, right!
Behind you! Behind you!
You're just moving, right?
Let's exercise.
Do you exercise?
Of course I do!
You have a training machine or something in your room, right?
I've said it before, but...
Um...
You advertise it on TV or something, right?
Don't buy stuff like that!
You say "dangerous" and stuff like that, right?
You know, the thing you do for your abs.
Do you know?!
It's like... how do you say it?
It's like a seesaw!
That's right!
But you know...
You do it like this, right?
So you do it like this...
You do it like this...
And you support it like this.
With these two points.
And when you do it like this...
It starts to move like this.
It starts to be like this!
It's spinning and spinning and spinning!
If you want it to go straight up, you have to spin it!
You need a stopper, right?
You need a proper stopper!
How much does it cost?
Mine is 5,800 yen.
That's cheap!
What's wrong with you?
Give me back my money!
I work at a gym.
You're so cool, really.
You're amazing.
You really are "gogeborosu".
What?
When did I become a "goge"?
What are you doing?
You're amazing.
You have to move your body.
Try wearing something like a bandana.
I'm not wearing anything like that!
Try wearing something like a bandana, and wear a t-shirt with loose sleeves.
That's what you call "UCLA".
You're so funny!
Hey...
Do you want to go with me?
You and I have different basic physical strength.
Our heart rate is different.
What do you mean?
This is my heart rate.
This is my brain rate.
Give me that.
I can't do it like this.
That's "mozuku".
"Mozuku"...
"The Man Who Makes The Impossible Possible", Matsumoto- san, please.
Yes!
For one minute, try increasing the rate of your heart rate.
It says "the man who makes the impossible possible".
Yes, yes, yes.
For one minute, okay?
Yes.
It's okay.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Please.
Kadama, you'll get an octopus!
I'll increase it every minute.
It's okay!
How high should we raise it?
Tell me about it.
For one minute, try raising it up to 25.
Up to 25?
Yes, yes.
I got it!
Up to 25...
I don't know how high it is now.
Yes.
For now, let's raise it up to 25.
Up to 25 is okay?
Let's do it like this.
Up to 25.
For now, let's raise it up to 25.
The rest is okay, right?
Yes, I understand.
Yes.
Then...
Let's start.
Can we?
Yes.
Then...
START!
Hey, hey, what's with you?
I'll beat you up.
Why don't you beat me up?
That's not what I meant.
Why didn't you stop me?
What?
I said I'd beat you up by 21.
I said I'd do it now.
I said I'd do it by 21.
You're no good.
And what kind of face was Suga-chan making?
What kind of face?
I said I'd beat you up by 21.
Why did you stop me?
I've never done it before.
I said I'd beat you up by 21.
Of course. As a producer, of course.
With 21 there,
I wouldn't have stopped you.
I would have come at you.
I would have felt it.
Why don't you do it again?
Get out of here!
Get out of here.
I'm sick of you.
What a shame.
Well, well, but now it's gone up by a lot.
Let's see next week.
How much did it go up now?
- Well, it was short now, but... - It went up 5%.
- It went up 5% before the start. - Um...
- One, two... - It's not going up!
How can you say that?
- It went up 5% before the start. - Of course!
- It's going up. - Yeah.
- If it's going up, what should we do? - What?
- It's going up. - No, it's not.
- It's going up. - No, it's not!
- Of course it's going up! - No, but if it's not up, what should we do?
What do you mean "what should we do"?
Well, you have to let me do it.
I mean, it's not like you can't do it if you're over 22 years old.
Wait a minute.
Um... 5%?
No, you said it. You said it 5% before the start.
You said you couldn't do it, didn't you?
Yeah, you said you couldn't do it...
But you said it 5% in that short time, didn't you?
No, I didn't say that.
You said it!
No, I didn't say that.
What's wrong with you? You said it!
But you definitely did it, didn't you?
If you couldn't do it, would you like me and the staff to think about it?
I'd like to do something that I've never seen on TV before.
That's what I'd like to do.
Hey, stop putting your butt in it.
What's funny about it?
Putting your butt in it.
Wait a minute, you!
What about it?
I contributed to the show.
If you didn't do it, you'd know a little about it, wouldn't you?
You're not supposed to be putting your butt in it.
You're not supposed to be doing it.
You're doing it, aren't you?
Why am I doing the flannel shirt?
You're doing it!
You're doing it, aren't you?
It's definitely not going down. It's definitely going up!
It's up.
It's already up, so it's not a problem of how you feel.
You're so mean. It's only been a few minutes. It's only been a few seconds.
Do you want to say something?
What do you mean?
Until I stop...
Until you stop...
Can you say it a little more?
No, no, no.
No, I'm serious.
Why do you say "boke" and "tsukkomi" at the same time?
Is that all you can say?
What kind of punishment is that?
What do you mean "punishment"?
That's enough of this talk.
Where do you want to stop?
Let's not talk about speed and love.
Let's not talk about speed.
Let's not talk about warmth.
Let's not talk about narrowness.
You want to play, don't you?
It's okay, it's okay. Let's think about it.
Okay, everyone.
Goodbye.
Are you listening?
She is said to be the bride of the entertainment world.
She took care of that poor Shunichi's wedding.
She is Matsumoto-san, the bride of the real entertainment world.
She is Cupid.
When you go to her parents' house for marriage proposal,
what kind of attitude do you have?
Would you like me to give you an exchange?
Well, I think you should make her think that you are different.
It's not a good attitude.
It's not about being rich...
If you are found out later, you will be punished.
No, you are still stupid. You are a bonsai.
A good attitude means to be respectful.
It's not about being rich or having a piano in your house.
It's about having a good heart.
Do you understand?
Yes.
You should tell your parents about it.
Do you understand?
Yes.
For example, what do you want me to say?
For example, you should say "maybe".
I don't know.
Maybe you want her to be your wife.
You are crazy!
Maybe you want her to be your wife.
You are...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you don't want her to be your wife,
maybe you want her to be your wife.
Ouch!
After you go home like this, you will realize that my daughter is different.
In a different sense.
Don't compare me with a lion!
I've been like this since I left for Thailand.
If you could give me a handkerchief, I'd like to put it here.
What kind of handkerchief?
A purple one.
I want you as my wife.
Even in the sweets you just gave me, I ate them like this.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you think I'm big?
I'm definitely big. I'm sure my parents will agree with me.
Agree!
I'll say it over and over again.
My younger brother will also agree with me.
Play with me!
Big brother!
Be healthy and happy!
The correct answer is...
You may not know it, but it's "Gled Gled"!
I'm not laughing. I'm serious.
Watch out!
Put it in!
I'm scared!
Now!
I'm scared!
Help me!
Five is...
Gunlock!
Are you serious?
Check it properly!
I heard something weird.
It's stuck. It's stuck. It's stuck.
What are you doing?
It's stuck.
What are you doing?
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