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Yamazaki Osei's Apology Project "Skydiving Marubosu"
This project started with this project.
Yamazaki Osei's Alcohol Habit Verification.
We invited the famous Yamazaki who has a bad alcohol habit to a drinking party and verified what really happened.
And three hours later, completely drunk Yamazaki said...
I don't like you guys who are trying to eat me up.
Do you have any problem with that?
Of course we do.
Do you have any problem with that?
Then...
I don't have any problem with that.
Then do you have any problem with that?
Do you have any problem with that?
I want to do it for a long time.
That's impossible.
If I do it for a long time, it will be more than 20%.
That's impossible.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Yamazaki Osei verified 20% of the viewership rate and gave a speech.
First, Adachimi's impersonation.
If you feel sorry for me, give me money!
It's cold, get out of here!
You guys, get out of here!
And so, Yamazaki got off stage and escaped from the theater.
He broke the minimum rules that an entertainer should never break.
Yamazaki has been disqualified from being an entertainer.
And as expected, the viewer rating didn't reach more than 20%.
He got off stage and ran away?
Skydiving pose.
Yamazaki's official skydiving pose has been decided!
You're not alone, are you?
Huh?
Are you here?
There was "Shichihenge", but it was still a donzurelli.
It was when Kokoriku Endo challenged "Shichihenge", an old project of the Academy that aired in September.
He tried his best to escape, but "Shichihenge" was the worst performance in history.
As an entertainer, he made a huge mistake.
Endo...
Hey, this is the worst.
Of course, I'll ask Kokoriku, too.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
That's a must.
"Shichihenge" is already Endo's "Shichihenge", isn't it?
Why?
We're partners!
- You really don't like it, do you? - I don't like it, either.
Tanaka, who can't accept it, tried "Shichihenge" himself the next week.
You're not going to complain about it, are you?
I won't. If I really slip, I'll fly away.
I don't care about either of you, Tanaka.
- I just don't like our partnership. - That's right!
- Why do you want me to fly away? - I don't know why you want me to fly away.
Because I'm a weird "s".
[Laughter]
Will Hamada, who scored a goal, be allowed to fly to Tanaka?
On October 15th, the day of the launch, the staff visits Yamazaki's house.
Of course, they do this to ensure that he doesn't escape.
Boss.
I'm home.
Ah...
As expected, Yamazaki lets the heavy air flow.
And also, Endo's home garden.
Here you go.
The last one is from Tanaka's house.
It still doesn't look convincing.
Get ready, please.
Attention.
Yes.
The bus with heavy air is taken to Ichiro Nihon TV.
Excuse me.
Yes, yes.
You can't broadcast radio waves inside the station.
That's right.
It's a strange station, isn't it?
It's a strange station.
I think we should stop doing things like this.
Should we stop doing things like this, too?!
Don't say "like" anymore!
If you say it like that, I'll say "stop it"!
Well, what we're going to do today is...
Yes, yes.
For the past few weeks...
Yes, yes.
...young people have been suffering.
It's really...
It's become a difficult situation.
Today...
We'll add more sanctions.
Yes!
They're here.
Oh, they're here?
The victims.
Yes.
For now, we've already kidnapped them.
Yes, so that the staff won't run away...
...we'll make sure they don't run away...
...and we'll take them one by one.
Oh, I see.
It's really blurry.
Good morning!
Please come in!
Please come in, young people.
Yes!
Why do you keep staring at me?!
Actually, as a result of the three of us talking...
Yes.
I think this is wrong.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do we have to do skydiving?
Yes, yes, yes.
We've already talked about it...
We have?
Um...
...let's not do it.
Young people! Young people's use of force!
Yes, Yuto!
That's no good!
But you have to reflect on what you've done.
You have to!
What do you want me to do?
I know you two will stop!
Why won't I stop?
You're still saying that!
No, I won't stop!
What is it?
Don't touch me!
Seriously!
Don't touch me!
What is it?
This is strange!
Don't touch me!
Stop, stop, stop!
Don't be so strict!
This is my first time being saved!
I feel sorry for you two.
But you'll go to the scene, right?
Yes, of course.
Let's go to the scene and talk.
There's no point in talking here.
I don't care about all of that!
I'll go first.
That's weird!
Just get in already!
I don't know why you're trying so hard.
You're hitting me from such a high place!
Just get in!
No commentator
How is the coleslaw?
Enjoy your meal
It's so good
I'm so hungry
You're so hyper today
I'm not like this
You're always so down
I'm trying to eat fast
The coleslaw is so big that I don't know what it is
What is it?
I won't eat it
I want to see it
It's big
It's bigger than I thought
What is it?
It's even bigger than I thought
Please listen to me
He told me to eat it
I'm sleepy
It's a long story
It's weird
Listen to me
I'm sleepy
It's a long story
Please wake up
Wake up!
I'm telling you it's weird
I told you to talk to me at work!
Talk to me at work!
If you go over there, I'll make money
Make money and talk to me
I'll talk to you
I don't know what you're talking about
Are you okay?
I'm okay
Will Tanaka's desperate request be granted?
With the thoughts of each entertainer, the bus heads for Honda Airport.
We're here!
It's so far, no matter how many times we go.
Kuma-san!
Hello!
When I flew, you were with me.
Oh, really?
But is this okay? Isn't it dangerous today?
Let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Is it dangerous?
Honestly, if it's dangerous, you can quit.
I'm glad you came earlier, but...
I'm okay now.
What do you mean "okay"?
Are you a professional?
I'm okay.
Kuma-san, please.
Are you really okay?
I'm okay.
And so, the skydiving lesson begins.
Let's go!
Please!
Three of you will go first.
Yes, three of you!
The floor is about this high.
Then, bend down and raise your head.
Then, bend down and come back up.
Raise your legs and come back up.
This is the lowest level.
Slowly and heavily.
I'll show you one more time.
- Let's change. - Yeah, let's change for now.
- Alright! Change! - It's getting dark.
- Yeah, it is. - Let's go.
We have to change for now. We'll talk about it after we change!
- Leave my face here. - No, just wear it.
- Why are you talking to me? - No, I'm not talking to you.
For now, let's leave Tanaka's problem for now.
The three comedians have started preparing for skydiving.
And the setting is almost complete.
- Yamagaki is the main character, right? - Yeah.
- So we decided that the main character should be Ato. - I see.
- So it's Tori. - It's Tori.
- So for now, Kokori and these two will go first. - Yes.
- That's the end of it. - Got it!
We haven't prepared the last supper yet, but what should we do?
Without keeping their promise, Tanaka and Matsumoto go first.
- Matsumoto and... - Yes.
- Yamagaki and... - Yes.
- Let the three of them talk for a bit. - Yes.
- If Tanaka goes first and says something weird... - Yes.
- Yamagaki's personality will change. - I know. I know.
- Yamagaki's personality will change if Tanaka doesn't go first. - That's weird.
Tanaka!
Well, I have something to say, but...
Well, you're a flyer, so...
You're a flyer, too!
- You're a flyer, too! - I tried really hard, but...
- You're a flyer, too! - It can't be helped.
- Yamagaki's personality will change and I'll go first. - That's right.
- Let's do it like this. - Yes.
- Hamada and Tanaka will fight. - Yes.
- If we win, we don't have to stay, right? - Yes.
- Absolutely! - Yes.
- So you'll write "500" and I won't? - Yes.
- Is that okay? - Yes.
Let's do it.
- Yes. - It's decided.
- Wait a minute. - What? - Give me that coin. - What are you talking about? - That's enough!
- Turn around and come out! - You!
You've got two coins now.
The Tokoriko-Tanaka skydiving has finally been decided!
The plane with Tanaka on board, which they didn't want to accept until the end, has begun to move.
Why are you flying?
Don't say anything.
It's none of your business.
The plane with Tokoriko on board has passed the runway and is ready for takeoff.
There's no turning back now.
It hurts! It hurts!
- If you said "no" one more time, I would have quit. - Hey!
- You're stupid! - You did it until the end!
There's no turning back now.
Hello!
Coins!
Tanaka!
Two coins!
Two coins...
Hey! What's going on? What's going on right now?
I don't know yet...
Coins!
I don't want coins anymore!
Tanaka!
Coins, right?
Yes, coins.
Okay, go!
This guy doesn't talk at all!
The plane cuts through the clouds and flies away.
It's finally time for the flight!
Hello!
Tanaka!
I still...
Tanaka!
What's going on!?
What's going on right now!?
I still...
- Where are you going? - I don't know.
- Continue? - I don't know anymore!
- It jumped out! - It jumped out?
- I can't see anything. - Can't see anything! - I can't see anymore!
- Who jumped out?
- Ah! There's one! There's one! - Jumps towards you!
It jumps towards you!
- It's so tiny! - It jumps towards you!
It's so small
It's falling down a lot
Humans are so small
It's falling down a lot
It's coming
It's falling down a lot
It's amazing
It's so fast
Are you okay?
Stand up
This way
Why are you going this way?
Okay
You are stupid
Wow
What are you doing?
He is crying
Okay, Mr. Yabanaki
Let me give you an idea
Let's take a look at it because we have a contrast.
Here it is.
Let's go!
Hello!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
What is it, Matsumoto?
Hello!
Shanoin-chan?
Shanoin-chan, Yama-chan is unable to speak right now.
Yama-chan is unable to speak.
No, I'm trying my best to speak.
Speaking is human culture.
I understand. I understand.
Um, I refuse.
I haven't spoken at all.
Are you refusing?
That's enough!
It's finally time for Yamazaki to go on sale.
Yamazaki is the first one to open his eyes wide.
It's like a tiger hunt.
No, it's not.
Yamazaki! Yamazaki!
It's hell.
It's hell!
It doesn't wither much.
Yeah, it doesn't wither much.
Since it didn't wither much in the air, Yamazaki decided to have a haircut again on the ground.
Why do you make me do this kind of haircut?
It's clean now.
We have a list of all the customers who came to see us at that time.
So we'd like you to go now.
This is where you do your job, right?
I've done a terrible thing, haven't I?
Right?
I've done a terrible thing, haven't I?
Of course you have!
Right?
If you hadn't done it...
I've done a terrible thing, haven't I?
Because there's nothing like this!
Yamazaki's haircut is complete!
Go ahead and say it!
What?
Welcome!
That's good.
It's terrible!
Don't be like that!
I'll do my best!
Don't be like that!
I'll do my best!
Yamazaki's apology visit.
Yamazaki had to go back and forth between fans who came to see him when he was alone and fans who came to see him when he was far away with souvenirs.
- First of all... - I'm sorry for running away from the stage in such a hurry.
I'd like to bring you some sweets, but could you forgive me for my apology?
- Yes, yes, yes, it's okay. - I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
The person who apologized like this will receive an apology letter from each person and be forgiven.
And for fans whose birthday it was, Yamazaki received a service like this.
- Happy birthday to you. - Good morning.
- Happy birthday, my little cat. - Good morning.
- Happy birthday to you. - Good morning.
I'll push it.
In order to fulfill his responsibility as an entertainer, Yamazaki went out of his way to politely apologize to 140 houses.
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