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Say it! Say it!
You're good at this.
We're going to beat up people legally.
I see.
We've been beating up people since the Second World War.
You're angry.
It's good, isn't it?
Mr. Yamada.
The rules are simple.
You can say what you think of us.
We're going to be rude.
We're going to be open and rude.
Let's go in.
Okay.
Let's go in.
Thank you for coming.
As I said, you can say what you think of us.
What you think of us.
That's right.
We'll listen to you.
If you say something we've decided in advance, you'll get a prize.
A good point.
Anyone can get money.
You can get money, too.
There's only one thing you can't say.
We've decided it in advance.
If you don't say it, you can say whatever you want and you can get money.
Do you have two minutes?
If you say "no" in between, you'll lose money.
What?
You'll lose money and your face will change.
What?
You'll lose money and your face will change.
If you say "no" in between, you'll lose money.
Let me announce the teams.
First team, Tanaka-san.
Give me a lot of money.
That's enough.
Second team, Yamasaki-san.
Give me a lot of money.
That's enough.
But you'll get money, too.
Third team, Endo-san.
We'll defend against you two.
Two of you?
You're a down-down without me?
Endo-san is like a seed-kid.
If we don't say it, you'll lose money.
Hey, stupid!
Hey!
It's yours!
But you'll lose money!
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The first round of attention is Tamada vs Kokoriko Tanaka!
First of all, Tanaka will go to me.
Tanaka is also a bass player.
I'll show you my points.
This is a point! It's pretty good, isn't it?
If you say this, will you get 10,000 yen each?
Everything looks good.
But!
If you say this...
I'll take it!
If you say it like that, Yamazaki and Endo will also say it like that.
What are you doing?!
Are you mad?
I've been looking for you!
What's with you?
This ugly face...
What's with you?
Are you okay?
Hey!
What's with that ugly face?
You bastard!
It took you a long time to fix your hair before the show, didn't it?
I'm going to bother you even if you fix it!
Are you listening?!
Are you listening?! Do you smell?!
You stink!
Apologize to everyone!
Bokeh!
It's bokeh!
Have you seen bokeh?!
What is it?
You know...
It's bokeh.
You know, like Jiro or something like that.
It really smells.
You stink!
Don't drink in the dressing room!
You're bothering everyone!
Are you listening?!
Are you playing with me?!
Hey!
What do you want?!
Are you going to say something?!
Do you know what "say something" is?!
You haven't said anything decent so far!
Study!
Read a book!
Read more books!
It's been a while since I've seen you like this!
Did you say something?!
Yes, I did.
Are you listening?!
It's bokeh.
I'm talking! Are you listening?!
Yes, I did.
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
Are you going to sing?!
Sing!
Are you going to release a CD?!
Did you like singing when you were little?!
You're not like that!
He said it!
Stop it!
The "NG" word was "golf"!
Oh, "golf"... I should have said it next.
That was close.
I should have said it next.
You should have said it!
I was about to say it, but I started to think it was weird.
The second round is "fate" battle. Matsumoto vs. Yamazaki.
This is Matsumoto's "point" word.
The "NG" word is "old man"!
This is pretty bad!
I was in a place like this, and Natsumoto...
HEY!
ARE YOU DUMB?!
DID I HIT YOU?!
DID I HIT YOU WITH THIS?!
WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!
HEY! WHERE ARE YOU SITTING?!
YOU'RE HITTING ME!
HEY! WHO ARE YOU?!
YOU'RE HITTING ME!
HEY! ARE YOU DUMB?!
WHAT ARE YOU?! YOU HAVE MONEY?!
THIS YEAR, YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME ANY MONEY!
YOU'RE DUMB! GIVE IT BACK!
HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!
HEY! DO YOU HEAR ME?! OPEN YOUR EYES!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB!
ARE YOU DUMB?! ARE YOU DUMB?!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU DUMB!
YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB!
ARE YOU DUMB?! ARE YOU DUMB?!
Hey! What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
I'm sorry!
Why do you make me sad like this?! I...
Wow! What did you do just now?!
Wow!
Hey!
OK!
You're crazy!
What you're saying is crazy!
Eat it raw! Eat it raw!
Wow!
It's a creature!
That was fast!
Wow!
It's hard to sweat like this in Japan, isn't it?
The third round is Kokoriko Endo vs Downtown!
Wow!
Here are the keywords they chose!
The "lg" word is Downtown itself!
Dirt...
Dirt! All of a sudden!
I've never seen this kind of dirt before!
What is this?
I've never seen this kind of dirt before!
This kind of dirt doesn't sell!
It's great!
Great, great...
But you guys don't sell!
You guys don't feel like you're selling!
This is great!
Great!
Stop! Stop!
Get away! Get away!
Get away!
Thank you!
(laughs)
I think it's funny.
(laughs)
The police are looking at us like that at 20 o'clock.
(laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen...
You're fine, right?
I'm fine, thank you.
It's been a while since we saw you.
You're shaking!
You have a lot of customers, right?
You know...
I'm tired of being a Machan fan.
I should have let you go.
There's something about you that's not good lately.
You're not lucky.
Oh, really?
You're not lucky.
Even today...
I don't know who did it, but...
You know Benky's "roschelet"?
After he had his butt kicked out...
Someone turned his butt into a pole!
And...
I don't know what it was...
But it smelled like burnt buttocks!
The more your buttocks get burnt, the more your butt gets kicked out!
No, no, no!
It smelled like burnt buttocks!
I was like, "Whoa!"
I was like this in the bathroom for a while.
You're so depressed!
I looked at the towel in the bathroom and couldn't move for a while.
I really...
What am I supposed to do when a woman like me is alive?
Can you give me your cell phone?
You're a bit of a maniac, so give her a little bit.
That's not good. That's not for me.
I'm not doing it!
Let's move on.
What's wrong with you?
No, you see, when you get tired, you become Jiro.
Well, the name changes, doesn't it?
No, it's Jiro!
I see.
Well, you're old and stupid, so there's no place for you to wear a metabolic bracelet.
Oh, that's why you washed your butt?
No, I didn't!
You washed your butt and put it back on?
I didn't put it back on!
When you get a little angry, you become Jiro.
Oh, without putting it back on?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
So, you know...
Huh? Is it battery-powered?
It's battery-powered.
You pull out the nozzle like this.
You're a cyborg!
That's my body!
I can't pull it out like this!
You shouldn't let people see you like that.
So, I think people who know you next door will be like...
I'm sure you'll think it's no good.
Oh, really?
But I do it in the morning so I don't use it as much as possible.
I try to do it when I'm in the studio, though.
Oh, I see.
So...
Hey!
What's up?
The other day I went to Osaka for the first time in a while.
Oh, really?
Because of this.
This...
This, right?
Why are you talking about Yakuza?
No, it's not like that.
I went there and...
Hey!
Don't you know?
There's an Ero Ero building on Sakura River.
You know, right?
I know that, but you've never stepped in there, right?
Really?
Yeah.
No, I just happened to be there once.
From the first floor to the seventh floor, it's all Ero Ero.
It's all robberies, right?
Robberies.
Yes, yes, yes.
I opened it up and it said, "Welcome!"
And it was all dug up by a woman.
She was like, "Whoa!"
And I was like, "What the f***?"
What? There's nothing in there?
There's something in there, right?
It's not like that.
It's all dug up like this.
So only the strings are like this, right?
Well, to put it simply.
But it's all out.
It's all blood out.
Welcome!
I closed it up for now.
For once.
Huh?
You're kidding me.
I was like, "No way!"
So I opened it up again and it said, "Welcome!"
Oh, I see.
What kind of shop is that?
That was the first floor.
That shop was on the first floor.
I couldn't talk.
There was a table like this.
You have a lot of gestures.
What?
There were a lot of men around the table like this.
It's a cab, right?
It's a cab.
There's a space in the middle, right?
I was wrestling there.
While I was wrestling,
there was my own microphone in the middle of wrestling.
We were using it alternately.
I was wrestling and suddenly it stopped.
I was like, "Oh, now it stopped!"
You're really good!
It's like that disco thing.
Somehow, somehow, somehow.
Suddenly you said, "Oh, nice to meet you!"
And it stopped.
That's perfect!
When I saw that, I was like, "Wow!"
You're really good!
Dance.
Go over there and dance.
Dance?
I went over there and looked at it.
There's a chair on the wall facing you like this.
There's a timer here.
You sit down.
You say "Ja!" and press the button.
Father...
Face...
I don't know.
That's...
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
Yes, thank you very much.
So, whose dance is that?
Soichi's dance.
But you don't do anything.
I'm always like this, sitting like this.
Click, click, click!
Click!
On top of me, like this, I'm blowing air in here like this.
"Hwah!" And the balloon goes "pah!"
On top of me, I'm doing it.
That building was transparent. It's funny to look at it like that.
Ah, it's starting to rain!
So this is a dance club!
This is a question for Matsumoto-san, who held back the disbandment of X-Japan until the end.
Please tell us the real reason for the disbandment of X-Japan.
This is...
What do you know?
What do you know about this?
I know a lot about this information, so I know a lot about it.
But I'm not sure if I should say it on TV.
But Yoshiki came here, didn't he?
And Yoshiki greeted me with his eyes.
Don't say unnecessary things.
Today, Hideki and Kitomiya.
He asked me a lot of questions like that.
So I didn't say anything.
But it's been a while now, so it's fine.
Can I say it like this?
No, is it fine?
After all, it's a problem for the city.
You know, the city...
It's been shrinking a little.
You've also shrunk a little, haven't you?
I don't know why Yoshiki thinks that way.
Because you know it all the time!
Well...
If it was X, it wouldn't be a problem.
At the time of X...
Yes, yes, yes.
It didn't shrink much.
Do you understand?
This is the point.
If it's X, it doesn't matter if it shrinks.
But in Japan...
Can I say it like this?
I don't know if all Japanese people are shrinking.
So I'm shrinking a little, too.
Certainly.
But when it shrinks more than now...
That's already disbanded.
After all...
Disbanded equals shrinking.
I can't give up this.
So...
The shrinking I want to be when I become an entertainer...
I won't do it with gold.
I don't think about it much.
Even among you, I don't think about it much.
Because I'm shrinking a little.
What the hell?!
That's how I feel.
I want to shrink more!
Why?!
I won't lose!
That's how I feel.
Why?!
I won't lose in shrinking!
That's how I feel.
Yoshiki, too.
I want to shrink more! I want to shrink more!
But you're shrinking more.
But you're shrinking more!
Yoshiki and you're shrinking more at the end!
Oh, come on!
I often hear that Mr. and Mrs. Matsumoto inject women's hormones once a week in order to become women.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why does Mr. and Mrs. Matsumoto inject women's hormones once a week?
Well, it's not happy or not happy. It's not happy. It's sub-happy.
Well, in a word, are you anxious?
No, I'm not anxious about injecting women's hormones. I'm not anxious about it. You're a man.
Well, I don't know how many people know about you today, but people in Osaka know about me.
When I debuted, I was a neutral idol.
Are you stupid?
A neutral girl came out. It was a catch copy.
It was a catch copy in Asahi News.
Are you a man or a woman?
Shut up!
I would like you to teach us the legendary technique that the prisoner who is standing still has given up in one shot.
You should do that, too.
If you think about it for the sake of someone you love, you should know about it.
It's not happy or not happy.
Shut up!
That's a happy story, isn't it?
If you know it's happy, you should know about it.
Please teach us the legendary technique.
Well, I remember the prisoner, Tsukishima.
Tsukishima!
Where did you build it?
I built it in Nissei Building.
Nissei Building?
Mori Building.
Which one?
Mori Building!
You guys built it later!
You guys built it first, so you guys built it later.
If you built it first, it's more convenient for you to build it later.
It's more convenient for you to build it later.
You're really not happy, are you?
I just want to say it.
How high did you build it?
It's on the roof.
It's on the top.
Why did you build it?
What?
Why did you build it?
Ah, it's a marriage and child.
It's not a child, it's a house.
It's a house and house.
It's a love affair.
You built it because you couldn't stand it.
Well, it's like that.
With what?
With something amazing.
Like a donkey.
By yourself?
By myself.
You built it with a donkey by yourself?
If a hostage becomes a slave...
You're bad.
You took your wife as a hostage?
You say that?!
Of course!
You said she was a slave by herself?
Your mother won't listen to you for a while?!
You're stupid.
You took your wife... your wife and...
You stuck a donkey in her throat and...
What is a donkey?!
Donkey...
You don't know what a donkey is?!
Donkeys have all kinds of expressions.
Like a bar.
You tried to break up your wife with a bar.
Your heart! Your wife's heart!
What are you trying to say?!
You're trying to say something!
You're trying, aren't you?!
Maybe he tried to break up his wife with a bar.
Yes, yes.
And?
Where did you show up?
Well, we couldn't do anything about it.
I see.
Um... is Happy still not coming?
What?! Wait a minute!
You! Happy...
Happy...
My name is Happy!
Easy for you to say!
Everyone called you Happy!
Yes, they called me Happy. Is Happy still not coming?
Yes, yes, yes.
If Happy doesn't come, I won't be Happy!
That's enough!
You, come here!
Let me do it!
Why are you doing this?
Um... this...
Alright! Alright!
You're in jail, aren't you?!
You came out of jail and you're doing this?!
You're doing this, aren't you?! Tsukishima!
Yes!
Well, first of all...
Tsukishima!
Yes!
It's not Tsukishima. It really wasn't Tsukishima.
Huh?
I... I'll give the culprit a nickname.
Yes.
If you ask me, I'll give you a nickname.
That's fine, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
TSUKISHIMA!
What is it? Answer me!
No, I won't eat it.
Sit down.
Huh?
What do you think I am?
You're wrong!
What are you talking about?
What?
I can't hear you!
Answer me!
What is it?
You're wrong!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
You're crazy!
I can't believe you.
What is it?
You really can't believe me.
What is it?
You convinced me of a legend.
This is impossible.