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Next time, it's the kid's Sky. Next time, it's Kokoriko Tanaka's elbow transformation!
What does this mean?
Actually, I think you all know about it, but today we'll be playing Yamazaki's punishment game...
Boze.
Boze with hot water.
Boze with hot water?!
It'll get muddy!
We were thinking of doing a Skydiving Boze, but due to the recent autumn weather...
The weather is bad again!
We can't do it anymore.
And so, due to Endo's big mistake last week...
Tanaka, who was supposed to fly in the sky...
Changed his posture.
If all goes well, he'll be able to do a Skydiving Boze.
If Tanaka slips like this...
There's no doubt about it, right?
The three of us...
That's how it is.
Let's call for Tanaka.
Yes!
Kokoriko, it's Tanaka!
Yes!
Thank you!
With this, you'll be able to fly without any problems, right?
I know! If I really slip like this...
I'll be able to fly.
Where do you think you'll go?
Of course, I'll go to the top!
Of course!
Because I'm an entertainer!
Because I'm an amateur!
Anyway, if I go higher than you...
I won't be able to fly.
For me...
Tanaka, it doesn't matter which way you go.
That's right!
I don't know why you're telling me to fly!
I don't know.
But...
It's a weird "s", so...
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So, what should we do, everyone?
Yes!
Is there anything new this month?
Let's see...
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Ah...
This is good!
I want to see it!
This is good!
This...
Let's do this at Tanazu's house.
Yes!
It seems wide.
Let's do it!
Why is Yanao river alone in Budoukan?
Budoukan...
Oonuma is also good.
Hawaiian...
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No, I'm thinking about it.
Yes.
I've already got a rating for it.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
I just thought of something.
What is it?
I don't know. My ears hurt.
My hands are itchy.
Damn it. It's getting out of hand.
I don't know. Stop it.
It's cold.
Damn it.
I don't know, but I'll definitely skip it.
He'll definitely skip it.
This is...
Let me do it with my throat.
Oh, that's good.
I know you like it.
[Laughter]
[Groaning]
Watch out! Watch out!
This is bad!
What do you have in mind, Yamada-kun?
Hmm...what do I have...
Did you say "goodbye party"?
"Goodbye party"?
No, you can't say "goodbye."
Oh, really?
Yes.
Let's see...
[Humming]
Hey!
[Laughing]
You can't do this.
[Laughing]
Don't shoot anywhere.
[Laughing]
[Humming]
I don't know.
[Laughing]
Yamada-kun is laughing too.
[Laughing]
Why is Yamada-kun laughing?
[Laughing]
Where did that come from?
Yamada-kun is laughing first.
[Laughing]
Yamada-kun is laughing too.
[Laughing]
If you go in next, you'll probably be in third place by yourself, right?
Yes.
Yes, that's good, that's good.
Bend your knees.
Hold your arms and bend your knees.
Raise your arms, raise your arms and bend your knees.
Yes, yes.
Then let's go like this.
Let's do it like this.
I'm sorry for touching your butt.
This is bad.
Seriously.
This is bad.
Now the Tanaka reputation will go up.
Thank you for watching. Always be happy.
Dirty.
You are eating sushi.
Dirty.
You are dirty now.
Stop it.
It's true.
Delicious.
Well...
What is this?
What happened?
Here you go.
Wait a minute. I don't have enough money.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to laugh at my funny face.
Your face is...
This is amazing!
Thank you!
How much did you say?
40,000 yen.
Just?
Just 40,000 yen.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
You should fly, too!
Let me say this!
Tanaka, you did a good job!
It was funny!
At the end, it's "byakkosha", right?
Yes.
But it's more funny without this face.
What do you mean?
I think it's more funny if you make it really smooth.
I see.
Really smooth?
In that sense...
I hope you don't mind.
I didn't hear your opening comment.
Ladies and gentlemen...
I really wanted to do "Yamazaki's punishment", but the weather wasn't good.
It's raining again.
No matter how much it rains or how much it grows, I'll do it!
I'll make you skip "Yamazaki's punishment" and "Kogoriko's punishment"!
I'll do it for sure!
You know, I think Matsumoto is a pervert.
You don't have to say it.
Oh, is that so?
I don't want to say it because I think Matsumoto is a pervert.
That's why you don't have to say it.
I'll say it now.
Sex.
At the beginning...
Sex.
Isn't it good?
No, no, listen to me!
There are people who say it like that, right?
I hate it!
I don't think it's wrong for a man and a woman to love each other.
Do you understand?
That's why I say "sex".
That's enough.
I'm not talking about sex.
I'm serious.
You can say it's my problem.
I don't know why you say that!
Is it your problem with sex?
No.
Why can't you get angry?
I can get angry.
You're forcing me to talk about my sex.
Sex, right?
I'm serious.
What is it?
I want to have sex with a mask on.
Who?
Who's going to wear a mask?
Me.
You're going to wear it?
Yes, I'm going to wear it.
Go ahead and do it!
Listen to me.
I'm a talent in this world, right?
People who have been having sex with me for a long time will understand me more and more and have sex with me.
If you don't like it, you don't like it, do you?
I don't care about this sadness!
What?
I don't care about this sadness!
What do you mean?
I'm having sex with one of you,
and you're having sex with another woman.
I really don't like it.
Why?
Because I don't like it!
Don't you want to have sex with more open hearts?
Maybe because you're a down-to-earth guy, he's also closed up a little.
Why?
Why is he closed up?
Maybe he's making fun of you.
Making fun of me?
I want to do something like that once I've let go of it.
You don't have to wear a mask.
You can't do that either, can you?
It's just different for me. I'm not wearing a mask and asking you to come over.
That's right.
When you talk to me like that, I don't want to do it.
That's no good. That's no good.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
So where do you wear a mask?
Right there. Right there.
This is difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Then I thought about it and told my juniors.
Even if they're juniors and haven't been on TV at all, this is no good.
I asked a junior who doesn't even have the image of a young Yoshimoto to come and hit me up.
That's for sure.
You're going to hit me up.
And I'm already wearing a mask in my room.
Women hate that!
It has a strong impact.
It's because you're wearing a gown and sitting like this.
No, it's because you're a wrestler.
No, it's because you're hiding. You're hiding.
So I told you it was my room and you brought me here.
Actually, I have a senior who works for me.
You're a great senior.
I'll introduce you to you. You have to properly introduce me.
Well, well, that's fine.
So I wear a mask and come out.
But you can't talk, can you?
When you speak up.
If you speak up, you'll be found out.
So you don't have to say anything.
I'm not going to let you do it.
So you can't do it, can you?
I can't do it!
I think this is something that every talent has thought about at least once.
So if you don't think it's me...
If you don't think it's me, you can't say it's you.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
What is he saying?
Um...
Then let's hear a little more about it.
Why?
Even though you're doing it...
Don't think it's me. I'm going to wear a mask now.
That's a pretty bad zone.
But if you don't do that and wear a mask, of course you'll be found out.
I won't let you do it.
That's right.
If you're really close, you can only say, "Today I'm going to wear a mask and do it."
That's right.
But if you do it, it's a fact that you know that I'm wearing a mask.
So...
You can't do it, can you?
But don't you want to try it?
Even if you see this picture, and if you're picked up, and if you're taken away and there's a masked guy, you can't say "that's not me"!
You don't know that! You don't know what you're doing! You're saying something nasty!
You can't say "wait for me, masked man"! You can't say that! You can't say that!
Even if you say that, I won't do it! I won't do it!
But you won't do it!
I won't do it!
Hey, don't hit me! Don't hurt me!
I won't accept that!
You don't know?
It's been a while since I fought in a taxi.
It's been a while.
Because you don't get in a taxi.
That's right.
I'm getting angry.
I don't think you should get angry so quickly.
You know, when you're in a taxi and you stop at a yellow light, you're getting nervous, aren't you?
Why?
Well, it depends on where you are.
Of course, if you're in the middle of a intersection, you won't stop.
But you stop at a yellow light!
You know, when you see a traffic light, you think you're going to stop and run, don't you?
That's extreme of you.
What?
Do you think you're going to stop?
No, no, that's how I feel.
I can't help getting angry.
Why are you getting angry? Is it too late?
It's too late, and when you see a traffic light, you know you're going to stop at any moment.
And when it's yellow, you stop like you're surprised.
You know?
I know.
What do you think you're doing?
Can you say that when you're running?
I can say it.
Are you sure you can say it?
You didn't say it!
You know, when you see a bus stop and it turns right here, you know you're going to stop and run, don't you?
Well, you're right.
You're going to say, "Hey!"
Hey!
You're so nice!
You should say it!
Hey!
You know, I'm gonna say it quietly.
Hey!
I want to say it.
I want you to say it.
Hey!
I want you to say it.
Hey!
Why are you letting me go first?
I'm gonna say it.
You know, it's over if you don't say it.
You know, I'm not getting in a cab for nothing.
If you let me go first, I'll get in a cab!
(clears throat)
(audience laughs)
Right?
Because you're the actor's egg, right?
(audience laughs)
(laughs)
(audience laughs)
(laughs)
Mr. Matsumoto, who has eaten and danced to many animals,
starting with white fish and soil.
Yes, yes, yes.
What was the most difficult thing you have ever eaten and danced to?
Have you ever eaten it?
No, but it doesn't look like it.
You haven't eaten it before?
No, no.
Like shrimp?
No, but when it's moving...
Ah, yes, like chrysanthemum.
Chrysanthemum...
Chrysanthemum, right?
What?
Hey!
Forgive me!
I'll do it again.
I'm sorry!
What was the most difficult thing you have ever eaten and danced to?
Of course it's deer, right?
This is a problem.
It's up to where you put wasabi soy sauce on your head.
Like this...
You put it here, twice.
What's the point of putting it on my head?
Where do you put it?
And you put soy sauce and wasabi on it, right?
And you put your tongue like this...
And you eat it like this...
What is Matsumoto, who is always ranked as the male talent you want to disqualify the most among you guys?
Ah, that's...
Disqualification is a hot topic in amusement parks and places like that, but can you tell us how to disqualify a person with a disqualification wish?
Ah, that reminds me of something.
The other day I was watching a show and there was a ranking of the talents you want to disqualify.
And you were ranked first.
You were ranked first with quite a lot of votes.
Ah, really?
Ah, it's a great thing, isn't it?
Well, that's good, but...
How do you disqualify them?
Please tell us.
Well, you know...
For example, what kind of clothes are they wearing?
Right?
Isn't there a way of disqualifying them?
What kind of makeup are they wearing?
Well, you know...
People always show up in their clothes, no matter what you do.
I see.
No matter how hard you try to hide it...
What?
No matter how hard you try to hide it...
They always show up in their clothes.
There's nothing you can do about it.
That's right.
That's the way it is.
What kind of clothes are they wearing?
What do you mean?
No, what kind of clothes are they wearing?
Well, you know...
They don't have bad intentions...
That's enough!
A married couple with bad intentions...
Yes.
For example...
You know...
You can tell just by talking.
What are you talking about?
You can tell just by talking.
Ah, that's right.
Ah, ma'am, you're so beautiful.
Ah, thank you very much.
You know, I like quiet people.
Ah, you're so f***ing cute.
That's you!
Everyone's like that!
That's not it!
No, no, no.
It's Willingham.
Oh, you're a woman from Willingham.
Well, that's what men usually want.
Yes, yes.
Basically, when you're shopping,
you usually show your shoulder.
I'm not showing it!
You do it like this.
Don't tickle me! Don't tickle me!
That kind of person rarely exists.
They don't exist!
They rarely exist. I'm not saying they don't exist.
Basically, I'm sorry for being so blunt,
but you do wear a lot of minis.
Minis?!
You do wear a lot of minis.
Can you see it?!
Can you see it?! This **** is showing!
If there's anything else...
Other than clothes, right?
That's right.
Well, if you make me eat sushi or something,
it makes a lot of sense.
Why?
Sushi.
Why?
After all, there's something about eating sushi in one bite.
What do you mean?
Don't you usually eat sushi in one bite?
No, no, men do.
But women...
Is there anyone who eats sushi in half?
That's usually the case, isn't it?
But women eat it in one bite, right?
They don't?
They don't.
Don't get carried away, you idiot!
Let's be elegant!
I don't want to die anymore!
Don't get carried away!
No, but women don't eat sushi in one bite.
Really?!
I've done a lot of research on this.
I see...
That's right.
Well, okay, then.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you have?
Yes.
So if you carry it around in sushi...
No, not sushi!
After all, in one bite...
Like this...
You take it out with your tongue?!
With my tongue...
Like this...
Like you're swallowing it.
Like...
Like a car behind you.
Like "woah!"
I'll show you how to eat it.
Like "woah!"
It's almost like a lecture.
I'll enjoy it.
You'll go in one word.
I'll go in one word.
I see, I see.
This is an amazing place, I can't hide it.
If you go to a sushi restaurant like Niizuma or Shitozuma, you'll find it very easy to understand.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Is it about those two points?
Yes, about those two points.
Well, you know...
It's so obvious that you can see it.
But you were number one.
Well, thank you.
Thank you? You're thanking me?
No, no, you can't do that.
You can't say thank you?
You're so popular.
What's gotten into you?
Even if you come here, it's not fun.
Skydiving board.