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In the first episode of "Useful Kid", next episode...
Kokoriko & Endo...
Seven changes!
- Um... - Yes?
Is it Endo's seven changes?
That's right. Kokoriko got the spot and we decided to invite either of them.
Today, Kokoriko's...
Yes.
Then... let's call them in.
Yes, Endo-kun, please come in.
Yes.
Good evening.
Endo-san.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Your face is really...
I'm really fine.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's a little strange.
Are you okay?
You're good!
Now, look at this.
Yes.
There were seven of them in the past.
Yes.
But number one is Otomo.
Oh, that's right.
29,000 yen.
Oh...
Number two is Takasu.
7,000 yen.
This...
At least you're number one!
No, that's right.
Well, um...
If you're willing to pay 7,000 yen...
Yes.
Um...
Next week we'll have a story talk.
There's a lot of new stuff coming in.
Yes.
Um...
What is this?
Imitation contest.
Staff's...
Um...
Tsutaya-san, what is this?
Imitation...
Funaki Kazuo.
Funaki Kazuo...
Excuse me for a moment.
Okay...
In this day and age, Funaki Kazuo...
This character...
I don't know if you're watching.
I don't know.
Well, well, well!
I don't know.
Well, well, well!
What is that?
The downtown 24 hour marathon?
That's a hammer video.
What?!
You're so mean!
This is difficult.
I got hit in the face.
Let's see...
We can't force everyone to do something, you know.
I don't know if I can show it to my agent now.
Hello?
Good morning.
Is this Inoki-san?
This is Dynamite Shikoku.
Dynamite...
Yes, this is Shikoku.
Good morning.
I just saw the script, but...
I wasn't sure if I should show it on the day of the show...
No, no, no...
I thought it was fine like this.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
Sorry for interrupting your work.
I'm sorry.
No, no...
I didn't mean to say that.
No...
Where are you going?
Sorry for interrupting.
I'm sorry.
It's difficult to say what time it is.
Hello?
What's up?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yes.
It's too long.
Can you read it yourself?
We can't hear you.
I'm sorry.
It's a taxi ticket.
A taxi?
Yes.
There are a lot of cars, so I'd like you to drop it.
Ah.
Yes.
This is seven hundred yen.
Yes. Okay.
Is this okay? Okay. Thank you very much.
Well, it's a little over three thousand yen.
No, this is...
Seven hundred.
No, I'm always late for work, so even if I drop it, it's expensive.
It's a little expensive. It's difficult.
Seven hundred yen is okay.
Ah, it was cheaper than I thought.
This... teacher, I think I'll drop it here.
You'll definitely drop it.
Yes, I can't.
Won't you drop it?
Is this okay? This is a convenience store receipt.
Convenience store receipts are difficult.
Won't you drop it?
Do you have a subcontractor?
Yes, I'm a subcontractor.
Subcontractor?
No, I'm independent.
Won't you drop it?
Convenience store receipts are impossible.
Convenience store receipts are impossible?
Absolutely impossible.
It's expensive.
It was a little erotic.
Well, you know...
At first, it was a little...
Well, at first it was a little funny.
At first, it was a little...
Ah, you're the only one who dropped it.
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Excuse me.
Endo!
Endo, it's your imagination!
It was my imagination.
Hey, this is the worst.
What are you going to do?
This is dangerous.
What's dangerous?
I feel sorry for you, but this is dangerous.
Endo!
What's going on?
Face.
Whose face?
Shake it, and whose face will come out quickly?
Cute?
Whose face is cute?
Whose face?
(Laughter)
Take this video properly.
It's already being recorded.
Take this video properly.
It's already been recorded.
It's not worth it.
Take this video properly.
I told you in the video!
I told you in the digital camera!
I told you in the digital camera, but you took it properly!
Hahaha!
But there is really nothing good.
It's early in the morning.
What's wrong with you?
What should I do? I don't like it. I'm sorry. I don't like it.
I don't like it either!
Idiot!
That was a save, right?
When I heard he was smoking, I felt a spark in my finger.
It was a spark in my finger.
Idiot!
Are you recording?
Yes, I am.
It's been two or three hours.
Oh, you've been recording since then.
I see.
Then, next time...
No, you don't have to record.
You record it for me.
I'm recording.
You don't have to record.
Record it.
You don't have to record.
Next time, let's do it like this.
It's normal for things to escalate like this, idiot.
Say you're sorry, mom.
How much is it?
16,000 yen.
That's the best price.
It's 16,000 yen.
Oh, you took it off!
I'm sorry!
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
By the way...
Yes?
In terms of price, it's in third place.
Really?
Yes, 16,000 yen.
Yes, thank you.
It's expensive.
Everyone's like...
I don't know what to say.
It's not refreshing.
Yes.
I'll close it for now.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes, it's OK.
It's not over until it's over!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Now, Maruo-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry to say this at the beginning...
Yes, yes, yes.
...but you'll be receiving your player's room.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's cold! Get out of here!
You guys do it! You guys! You guys! You guys! You guys!
Hey! Hey!
Stop it!
Mr. Yamadaki!
Hey!
Mr. Sensei!
Mr. Yamadaki!
You can't do this!
Stop it!
Mr. Yamadaki, what are you doing?
You scared me!
But you suddenly left your car and came out of the bar.
I know you left your car.
I'm sorry to ask you this, but you're a customer who came to see Mr. Yamadaki.
That's right, that's right.
So you have to behave yourself.
Yes.
You scared me!
Um... I ran away just now.
Thank you very much.
Do your best!
Make me laugh more!
I'm reckless!
Let's talk!
Let's talk?
Is there anyone whose birthday is today?
Don't hate me. It's my birthday.
What's your name?
Naoko.
Naoko-san.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Naoko-chan.
Happy birthday to you.
Here's the result.
I'll do my best.
Like this...
Do you use a graph like this every time?
Yes, I do.
The last movie started 30 minutes late for a nighter.
If it starts 30 minutes late...
The number is good.
This is a silly story.
Everyone waits with their channels aligned thinking "When will it start?"
Do you understand?
What?
Do you understand?
Did you say it again?
It was like a circle in the afternoon.
There were interesting results.
Up to now...
It doesn't matter.
We're already on it.
Up to now...
The viewer rating is 20.1%.
From now on, Mr. Yamazawa will be alone...
Mr. Yamazawa, shall we call him?
Let's call him!
I'm back! I'm back!
Did you hear me?
I heard you!
This is the part you were doing alone!
That's right!
We chased you in the second half, didn't we?
That part is included in this.
That's right.
This is the number you have.
That's right. This is the number I have.
And you are over 20%.
Yes!
You are over 20%.
I am!
20.1%, right?
Yes, I am!
From now on!
Let's fight!
Let's see!
Yes!
Shut up!
I won't!
Ta-dah!
No!
To this point...
I knew it!
The 20th line is here!
That's right!
Mr. Yamazawa returns to the backstage once!
When he returned to the backstage, we were there!
That's right!
That's why we are gradually appearing here!
Yes!
That's where we surpassed the 20th line!
Yes!
Mr. Yamazawa appears again and I'm relieved!
That means...
Yes!
The average...
Mr. Yamazawa's average winning rate is...
18.3%!
Wow!
You are taking too much!
Isn't it enough?
It's true!
What is true?
This is...
I think I did my best as Mr. Yamazawa but...
So...
The average winning rate is...
19.4%!
Yes!
Wow!
The average winning rate was a little higher!
That's right!
As an average winning rate, right?
Don't you want to see a man over 30 crying like this?
No!
I saw it on TV!
It's like seeing someone cry for the first time on stage!
Even though you've come this far, you should have done better!
You should have gone up!
Yes!
You should have gone down a little like Adachi!
You should have gone up!
You should have done better!
But you haven't surpassed it yet...
So now...
You will be punished!
Punished?
I don't look like this but I'm really angry!
I'm really angry!
If you spend too much time on your punishment, it will go down again!
No, no, no!
But...
I think my injection is a lie.
Even if you die!
It will happen, if you kill me and my life.
But I think the audience didn't reflect on it.
Yamasaki.
Yes?
I think so.
Why?
You look miserable.
Did you come out again today?
Do comedians get off the stage and run away?
I saw it for the first time!
Even if you're a doctor, you can't come out of your stomach!
Do you know what you did?
Yes, I know.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous. I know you ran away.
Right?
I thought about it.
You look like you're about to cry.
What is it? What is your punishment?
I think...
I don't think you should do this.
No, I don't know about this.
I don't know about this. I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.
But even if you run away, it's no fun.
Skydiving boards.
It's dangerous!
Tandem...
Skydiving boards!
Wait a minute!
It's dangerous!
When you say "tandem", will you follow me?
Yes, of course. I'll skydive by myself.
And we'll fly together, right?
Yes.
In the meantime, Mr. Ushiron will cut you.
That's not what I meant.
Isn't it dangerous?
Mr. Ushiron isn't a skydiving instructor.
He's a skydiving professional!
No, he's a skydiving instructor!
Why did you cut me weird?
We'll talk about that later.
Which one do you want me to cut you?
No, that skydiving...
Do you want me to cut you clean?
No, that's what a skydiving professional does.
But that professional isn't a skydiving professional.
You don't like it when I cut you weird, do you?
No, no!
Wait a minute!
That's...
No, no!
That's ridiculous!
You don't like it when I cut you weird, do you?
Huh?
You're here, aren't you?
Your two cute juniors are here, aren't you?!
They're here.
Kokoriko...
Umm...
How should I say it?
Today, in the opening, you did "Shichihenge".
Yes, yes, yes.
But this was "domesberry", so...
If you don't mind, may I fly with you?
Of course, Kokoriko will fly, too.
Oh, really?
Yes, that's for sure.
Let me say one more thing.
Will it last?
It will last.
Hanaka!
Yes?
Your nose is sticking out.
Have you gone mad?
My nose is sticking out, too.
That's weird!
What's weird about it?!
If it's like that, you guys don't have any responsibility!
Why do we have responsibility?!
Because you guys are drinking and getting involved in this, aren't you?!
You're saying you'll get 20% off, right?
No, we're not!
We're asking you to say it, but you're not saying it!
What are you saying?!
Like this...
"Konkyon Konchuu"...
What are you saying?!
No, I mean...
"Shichihenge" is the name of Endo.
"Konchuu" is his name.
But I didn't come up with it, right?
Well, I slipped a little bit here and there.
Right?
But I know you'll get a penalty.
Why?
Because you're my partner!
Well, I think it's wrong.
You really don't like it, do you?
I don't like it at all!
Well, you know...
Tsubuyaki Shiroi is my partner and I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
You're wearing it, aren't you?
The T-shirt says "maru" on it.
What kind of T-shirt are you wearing?!
The T-shirt says "OK SIGNED"!
What kind of T-shirt are you wearing?!
What kind of T-shirt is that?!
And one more thing.
After the show, the guests from last week...
They didn't make it interesting at all.
So you should go to their house properly...
And bring "castella"...
"Castella"...
"Castella" and "raw yatsuhashi" and go around...
And bring "kashiori" and go around...
I think you should do it.
"Castella" and "raw yatsuhashi"...
And walk around?
And walk around.
But if you say you won't forgive me, you'll get a penalty.
You'll have to think about it.
Did I do such a bad thing?
You ran away!
You shouldn't have run away!
You said you'd bring "kashiori"...
Isn't it something you do in an accident?
It's an accident! On the contrary, it's an accident!
It's a comedy harassment.
It's comedy harassment.
Wait a minute!
What did we do?
No, no, I mean...
You're the closest to your seniors!
What's going on?
Nothing's going on.
My partner is bisexual.
That's okay, right?
That's amazing.
I've been like that about four times.
If you say you're going to die tomorrow at 2 p.m.,
what will you do for Hamada-san in your little time left?
Um... I see.
I'm going to die at 2 a.m.
I'm going to die for sure.
I don't have much time left.
I'll be honest with you.
What I'll do for you is...
I won't do anything for you.
What do you mean?
Because...
It's not that I won't do anything for you.
I can't do anything for you.
What do you mean?
I'll die before you do.
I can't think of a life without you!
You...
You can't do it, can you?
Yeah...
Why does a sunflower bloom towards the sun?
After all, sunflowers, those who are alive have more energy, and those who give themselves energy are rewarded.
That's why you're always looking at me.
Customers are always looking at me.
After all, for you guys...
Please tell me how to give a good impression to an old man on the highway.
When you pay, you open the window and pay, right?
Yes, yes.
How do you give a good impression at that time?
Well...
In fact, even if you say nothing and you pay, and you say yes, but you say nothing and you say no,
there are not many people who say that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like Mr. Oguro.
That's right.
I want to say something to him.
In that sense.
I usually do it, but I open the window and say, "long time no see."
Who are you talking about?
Shobari Aikawa.
You don't look like him at all.
It's been a long time, Mr. Eiji.
I'm sorry, but why are you calling me "Shobari Aikawa" now?
It's a little popular here.
It's been a while since I saw you.
But I want you to call me "Shobari Aikawa".
Just once.
You don't call me "Shobari Aikawa", do you?
No, I don't.
Have you ever said "thank you" to someone?
I say "thank you" when I receive money.
I say "thank you" to people who have a proper job.
When you get on the highway, you usually say "thank you" when you only have 10,000 yen.
Do you understand?
Everyone should do this!
If you don't do it, when you get home and pay 10,000 yen, the old man will be worried.
That's right.
So you say "10,000 yen", "I'll pay 10,000 yen", and you have to say it to the old man.
But usually, when you pay money, you pay it out and get closer.
What? What did you say?
No, even with 1,000 yen bills, you pay it out and get closer.
That's rare!
If you say "10,000 yen", you pay it out and get closer.
If you think about it in terms of cars, it's not that strange.
But if you don't have a car, you're stupid!
I won't do it.